The Cult of Tea And Dice Podcasts

With the 19th Brother well and truly stunned, the 12th and 17th Brothers set off in hot pursuit. Can the 19th Brother free himself from his bonds in time to prevent the vehicle he is travelling in beginning to fire vehicle scale weapons at his compatriots. Cult 566 – FAE – Star Wars – Redblades […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having defeated the evil Blacksmith and also freed the child from demonic possession the Templars are feeling pretty good, but now they need to work out what they tell the village, and what they do with the Child. Cult 564 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Faced with a clearly Evil Blacksmith the Templars resolve to rid the world of his evil. However it seems like Leo may have planned for this eventuality, can the Templars defeat his unholy allies. Cult 563 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – Escaping […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having made a terrifying discovery in the Church the Templars try and work out how to reconsecrate the church… and work out who could be the person who desecrated it in the first place. Cult 561 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – Escaping […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having spoken to the Charismatic and received no end of terrifying details the Templars decide to hunt down Dionne the Pretty Man. Everything becomes very much like a medieaval soap opera very quickly. Cult 560 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – Escaping The […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) With Sven having visited Hell, the Templars begin asking around the village to try and work out what is going on. Who knows what happened to the Priest, and does the Charismatic know things that he should not know… If they could work out what the heck […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having defeated the Werewolf with Wolfsbane they try and piece together what was happening. Why has the Priest Turned into a Werewolf, why did it want the box? They travel with Serena to the local village and begin to discover, all is not well in the French […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Plagued all night by the Werewolf, the Templars first try and avoid it, and then consider hunting it. Why is it plagueing them, what could it want. First though… picking plants. Cult 554 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – Escaping The Inquisition – […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) The Templars choose to take the best advantage of Quercus’s protection and hike through the woods to the Dijon Valley, unfortunately they seem to be being hunted… by something that sounds like a wolf. Cult 549 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – Escaping […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) With Quercus offerring deals, the Knights Templar have to make some decisions on what they are willing to give up in return for knowledge and power… Isn’t it strange how they fall into the same traps as the Grandmaster? Also have they realised what the demon hunting […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Running into the Woods near Avallon the Templars realise they have to get some rest and then make as much distance as they can as they head south. But travelling in the depths of winter is not the easiest… Cult 544 – Heirs To Heresy – The […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having overseen the doom of the Order of St Egidius the Knights Templar rush into the catacombs with the forces of the Holy Inquisition right on their Heels. They need to find a way out of the Catacombs, but underground NB Due to heat (when this was […]

The Inquisitors have split, no doubt an excellent plan, while the 19th Brother deals with potential rebels, the others deal with more B1 Robots. Surely everything will turn out fine. Cult 565 – FAE – Star Wars – Redblades – Crystals Will Travel – Session 5 Please let us know what you think either here, […]

Having not played in months we forgot a load of stuff! Our ISB agent is now Agent Berns, and we suddenly remember that we had found Battle droids! We did roll the time back a little. The Inquisitors head into the base filled with battledroids. Cult 562 – FAE – Star Wars – Redblades – […]

While waiting for the ISB agent the Inquisitors give their suspected Sith Holocron a little force poke, then get into trying to work out what is going on with the planet Agamar. Surely the appearance of three inquisitors will not put a dampener on the Harvest Festival…. Cult 547 – FAE – Star Wars – […]

The Space Battle over the Inquisitors descend into paranoia as they try and work out if anyone on the cruiser is a traitor, and how the rebels knew the route… other than the route hadn’t been changed in months obviously. Cult 545 – FAE – Star Wars – Redblades – Crystals Will Travel – Session […]

Fresh from gathering the Kyber Crystal the Inquisitors have loaded everything onto a cruiser to try and deliver it. The Liklihood of a rebel attack is high, and they also have a Sith artefact to think on. Will they make it to the anchorage without issue… No. Of course they wont. But they do have […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) Having taking out five Warbreakers at the Sun Worshipper ruins, they MArked have a few minutes to prepare before the other half of the force return. Can they be ready? Or if not ready then at least prevail… Cult 559 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The meeting stones secured the Marked settled down for a well earned night of sleep. The group they finished off seem to have been extremely well supplied, but for what reason, and why weren’t the Water Tribe team? Then a Bull roarer goes off. Cult 557 […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) Having started their assault on the Meeting Stones the Marked now have the rest of the troops to deal with. Luckily they seem to be asleep for the most part so they are hopeful of starting their ambush by taking a few out. Cult 555 – […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The Marked’s previous actions come back to haunt them as they find a War Breaker who has seen their tactics before. Can they deal with him and maybe lure some of the others away from the Meeting Stones to thin out the herd a little before […]

Tin Tack, Wiggy, and Rack get ready to pull off the greatest heist every told. The Goblin Queen, who looks like David Bowie in a much longer wig but shorter and greener, declares that the Goblins need to get their own presents because Goblins are not exactly on the Nice list. With the help of […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The fight at the Water Tribe continues. It started well for the marked but now more of the enemy are coming to bear and they are now beginning to get outnumbered. Hopefully they remember the traps that they set that should help them! Cult 551 – […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) With the runner taken out the Marked can now begin planning their assault on the War Breakers hanging out on the old Water Tribe home. Some traps are constructed but then the attack begins in earnest, can they kill the enemy… without them raising the alarm? […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) We took a long break between these episodes due to reasons! However for you no time has passed. The Marked have decided what they are going to do next. In this case go into the newly taken area and cause problems for the War Breakers. Can […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) Having returned to their lands the Marked start looking for materials and considering whether to start Effigy making. There was a lot of Crafting! Unfortunately then they receive very bad news as Granmak arrives with a corpse they were not expecting. Will the Marked decide to […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) With the Water tribe saved the MArked and the Tribes Warriors head into Sun Worshipper lands to see why there is a huge plume of smoke coming from over there. That done, they begin trying to work out how they can take their god with them […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The war seems to have begun, and now the Marked are scrambling to keep up. Heading down to the water tribes home the Marked have noticed a huge plume of smoke. As Ugog has been left behind injured. the Marked rush forwards in their usual stealthy […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Still in the catacombs the Knights Templar do some tidying up (mostly of flagellants) and receive the good news that they may be able to finally destroy the Chalice of Fear. However the research will take another five hours. Can they keep the Inquisition forces back and […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having found and slain the spy, the Knights nervously wait to see if the research will be completed before the Inquisitor can pierce the sanctity of the Library. As they have just heard the Bishops door open they know they are about to have company. NB due […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) The Templars have rescued the elderly father, but they have realised that Swainson may not be exactly what they expected. Which is bad… as they have stolen his journal. Rapid remortaring of the wall occurs along with planning to collapse the tunnel, preferably without disturbing the magick […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having determined to rescue Father Tizarre using Magick the Templars break into the Castle and head into Swainson’s torture chamber, what they discover there will shock them but will they be able to escape with the Father? NB due to the heat when we were recording there […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) They might have a way to sneak into the castle and either rescue or… silence Father Tizarre without being obvious. However to do so George needs to persuade Sven that he is in fact NOT a foul sorceror, but rather a pious knight using the gifts God […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having made it into the Secret Libray and even better have reopened the entry way at the Scribe Rest, all should now have been well… Except Inquisitor Swainson has now turned up in the city and is starting to make waves, and he seems to have flagellants […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) How to get a Bishop out of his room? Fill said room with Rats and then pretend to be Rat Catchers. That is if Estienne can sneak in without being spotted, and the rest of the Templars can pull off “pretend to be rat catchers”. Cult 529 […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) The Templars and the order discuss the Chalice of Fear, and how they might be able to rid the world of its evil. If only they could get into the Orders Secret Library Cult 528 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – Searching For […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having made contact with the Order of St Egidius the Templars must persuade them that they are in fact Allies, and therefore enlist their help. Not easy with such a secretive order of Monks. Will they reveal what it is they carry? Cult 525 – Heirs To […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Finding clues all over the town the Templars continue following the trail. Given they keep finding the Names of Demons are they finding the route to the Order, or are they walking into a trap. Cult 522 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – […]

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Entering Avallon the Knights Templar begin looking for the Order of St Egidius as they try and make sense of the place they have found themselves in. The Kings Knights have also arrived, but it seems as if the local lord doesn’t really seem to care about […]

With the Hungry Mouth Attack in process the warriors spring (literally) into motion. Will they be able to fight off the attack? Even if they do how much of the village will be left standing, how many of the other fighters will survive? Righteous Blood Ruthless Blades by @OspreyGames (available Here) Cult 541 – Righteous […]

With Ravenous and the Hungry Mouth bearing down on the village, Shouwang She calls all of the fighters into the Tavern to plan their defence. Can the New fighters come up with a plan to save the village, or are they as utterly outnumbered and outmatched as it seems? Righteous Blood Ruthless Blades by @OspreyGames […]

Having finished the second Round Zhan Shi takes his leave and Un Sho processes the loss of Ka Dan, mostly by threatening Mati. The wounded slowly recover, and everyone else tries to work out who will be the favourites in the next round. Zhan Shi seems to think the empire is teetering on the brink […]

Righteous Blood Ruthless Blades by @OspreyGames (available Here) Yingxing Liang heads off to try and steal the Jet Blade, but it seems as if someone else might have the same idea. Will there be any massive upsets in the second round. Faced with the request of Oh Qian Tian will Mati seek to kill Ka […]

The first round is over, and firstly Ka Dan is arguing for her reinclusion into the competition, but why is Oh Qian Tan so pleased about this? Yinxing Laang meanwhile goes and has a good long look at the Temple, and the weapons that are being stored there. Zhan Shi also seems to be having […]

Righteous Blood Ruthless Blades by @OspreyGames (available Here) The First round gets fought! Who will win as Yingxing Liang faces Quiet Lo, Beautiful Flower faces Xuanfeng Shabao, and Hu Flung Wok fights Turtle Mo. Mati Lian meanwhile watches from the sidelines but is that a blessing or a curse Cult 523 – Righteous Blood Ruthless […]

Righteous Blood Ruthless Blades by @OspreyGames (available Here) Introductions having been made, the Newly Minted Warriors get to meet their Opposition before choosing their Leagues. Cult 519 – Righteous Blood Ruthless Blades – Romance Of The Sanguine Sword – Contest At Xingxing Tavern – Session 2 Please let us know what you think either here, […]

Righteous Blood Ruthless Blades by @OspreyGames (available Here) We begin a new game! In this case a Wu Xia game of frenzied swordfights, jockeying for position in a hidden world behind the Empire. While the Imperial Court involves politics and assassinations, the Jiang Hu is a much more cutthroat world where reputation is everything. Reputation […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) As Carnag the Bloody and Unamara declare their union in marriage the Tool Breakers and the War Shouters draw together as a single tribe. The Snake tribe declare a change in their dispositions. The alliances start to form and lines begin to be drawn. Will the […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The Marked are trying to broker a peace between the Heart Eating Tribe and the Tribe of the Poisoned Vines in the hope of bringing them both into their alliance. Will the meeting go well or will another poisoning take place? Alliances are forming, but are […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The Snake Tribe still haven’t arrived, and the Toolbreakers and Warshouters are trying to use this as an excuse to cancel the meeting it it’s entirety. The Marked must try and make contact through the Spirit work and then try and resolve the issue. Cult 516 […]

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) Trying to get to the bottom of the issues between the tribes of the Poisoned Vines and the Hearteaters the marked must try and work out what happened, and maybe try and forge an alliance with them both. Cult 511 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The […]