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Modern relationships are a mess. Join Malta's worst comedian Daniel "All his jokes are about Tinder" Xuereb to discuss the complexities of masculinity, dating, relationships, and sex. If you've ever struggled with getting laid or finding love, this won't help, but it might make you see the funny side of your pain.

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    • Feb 19, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 56m AVG DURATION
    • 14 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Danhood Podcast

    Grey Sweatpants & Money-Hungry Whores | Niti Dhingra

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2023 99:34


    PODCAST UPDATE | Just Love Each Other

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 18:50


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    Look at my Christmas Baubles | Timara

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 146:42


    Daniel and Timara discuss "goblin mode" and "mommy" fantasies, and analyse a reddit story about threesomes.  They cover flirting, touch, and body image, and they question societal standards and the influence of celebrities.  The episode ends with more explicit topics, like vibrating penises, fetishes, and consent, with interesting moral considerations.—————OUTLINE00:00:00 Intro00:01:42 Reacting to Goblin Mode00:10:18 Call me Mommy00:11:36 I've had Threesomes with my Roommate and his Girlfriend00:16:15 What to do when someone flirts with your partner in front of you00:20:05 Touching while Flirting00:22:16 Grey Sweatpants00:23:37 I'm Fit but Prefer Chubby Women00:29:32 Watch it Jiggle00:29:33 Male & Female Body Image00:30:16 Thick Thighs Save Lives00:33:04 The Thigh Gap00:34:19 Who Set the Body Image Standards00:40:23 The Kardashians00:43:02 What are some small things guys can do to make women more comfortable?00:45:58 Make Women Feel Safe is the Bedrock of all Seduction00:46:22 Nature vs Nurture00:50:11 Self-Esteem is a Two-Way Street00:52:23 What are some small things guys can do to make women more comfortable?00:55:24 Does your Dick Vibrate bro?00:57:49 I don't understand a lot of male experiences00:58:44 Why is it that whenever I become emotionally vulnerable with women They lose interest?01:04:03 Cry Boners01:09:03 Would you ever Sell your Feet Pics?01:10:42 Would you ever Sell your Used Underwear?01:13:46 Should I start an Onlyfans?01:15:13 Self Control01:17:05 Get the Clap01:18:29 Yesterday I asked my Girlfriend to Stop During Sex and She Did01:22:22 Verbal Consent01:31:39 Random Date Idea01:33:32 Guys that can do stuff01:35:58 Askhole01:39:34 Would you rather f*ck your mum inhabiting your girlfriends' body or your girlfriend inhabiting your mother's body?01:41:37 If you could press a button and double the sex drive of all women in the world, would you do it?01:42:42 What's the most important thing in a relationship?01:48:23 Is there anything which arouses you that you've never admitted to anybody?01:51:02 Newsflash: Women watch Porn01:53:40 Malta Abortion01:57:52 Loki's Wager02:00:23 Your Identity has not Bearing on your Opinion02:04:39 Women & Correct Opinions02:07:33 I Wouldn't Get an Abortion02:09:38 I don't like the Bodily Autonomy Argument02:14:20 Fetal Personhood02:20:37 Men and the Protector—————EPISODE LINKS

    Fun with Feet with Tom Farrugia (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 110:54


    Fun with Fetishes with Tom Farrugia (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 95:46


    Falling Asleep in the Wraith with 3MG

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 117:38


    3MG is a Maltese rapper and TikToker.  We talk about his background, getting in trouble online, and the best lyrics from his new album Season 2.Support the show

    Fitting In & Pulling Out with Eddie Fresco

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 129:15 Transcription Available


    00:00:00 Intro00:06:44 What makes Eddie Fresco Different?00:11:48 Tattoos Pain & Public Perception00:20:22 The Stigma of Speaking English in Malta00:24:24 John Mallia, No Bling Show, Lapes, and Maltese Rap00:28:25 The Language Divide in Malta00:31:55 Every Comedian wants to be a Rapper and every Rapper wants to be a Comedian00:37:26 Hawn tad-Doughnuts00:37:57 I Can't Wait to Get Cancelled, Racebending, and the Chilling Effect of Cancel Culture00:46:02 Andrew Tate & Sneako Blowing Up00:51:56 The Problem with the Redpill Movement Focusing on Looks, Money, and Status01:00:57 Eddie Fresco's Best Bars, Real Name, and Preferred Mode of Birth Control01:09:46 Why Eddie Fresco Started to Make Music01:10:43 Become Successful with Women and the Limits of that Success01:21:53 Tinder in Malta01:22:58 Having Eight Girlfriends01:29:57 Dwarfs, Fisting, and Sexual Culture in Czechia01:39:10 Never Punch a Groupie in the Face01:43:23 Eddie Fresco Tries to Guess Dan's Favourite Rap Lyrics01:49:29 Build Your Perfect Woman01:56:11 She Won't Stick Around if All you've got is Money02:00:55 Tried to Let Her Go, But the Hoe like a Frisbee02:04:39 Crab meat Got My Ass Looking Healthy02:06:57 Fuck her like a Dog but she calls me the Goat--------------------Eddie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/215eddie/Eddie's Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@eddiefrescoEddie's Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1GkolPy12joo7yBnlZ3t1U--------------------TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPodApple Podcastshttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzLInstagramhttps://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermesSupport the Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermesSupport the show

    King Dwayne Teaches Us How Not To Give a F@ck

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 115:17


    Dwayne Sammut is a Maltese TikToker and content creator.  His content is mainly weeby, geeky, and dark humour... but I just love the fact that he doesn't give any actual fucks.Dwayne's TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@dwayne_susmmutDwayne's Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/dwayne_sammut/--------------------TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPodApple Podcastshttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzLInstagramhttps://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermesSupport the Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermesSupport the show

    Selling Drugs with Tourettes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 155:41


    Alessandro Pizzicotti is a personal trainer and callisthenics practitioner who grew up dealing with Tourette's Syndrome and OCD in a small town in Italy.  This led to social isolation and, ultimately, selling drugs.  He shares his story of overcoming these challenges and building a new life for himself.Alessandro's Instagram: https://instagram.com/real_saturnosw?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Alessandro's Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCw7FHpZ-YPzi9Z2CsffYf0Q--------------------TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPodApple Podcastshttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzLInstagramhttps://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermesSupport the Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermesSupport the show

    Stalin Watched Me Have Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 154:40


    Maltese star-in-the-making SARAH VELLA. New to the scene and at the tender age of 19, she has taken the stage by storm with her completely relatable wit and surprisingly filthy filth.Support the show

    Toxic Tops & Other Gays with Brett Edward Stout

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022 120:54


    Brett's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brettestout/Brett's Book: https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-baby-Bridge-Brett-Edward-Stout/dp/0981947417Brett's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BrettEdwardStoutSupport the show

    Proxies for Truth & Why You Should Always Use Lube

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 112:12


    We Found the Internet's Most Toxic Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 123:38


    Ed Vassallo (@ed.zepplin) is Malta's youngest comedian, and he joins Daniel Xuereb to traverse the darkest depths of the internet.Support the show

    What Evolutionary Psychology teaches us about Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 128:24


    Evolutionary Psychology is a complicated, subtle, and beautiful field of study.  We do our best to butcher it.Support the show

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