The Film Roast Podcast

Yeet wakes in a mysterious castle-mansion where a tea party has been put on for a very special event.  That event? Murder!

Sweg, now without a protégé, succumbs to his greatest fears; Being alone, being wrong and being in a Musical.

Yeetly, finally rid of Detective Sweg for the first time in his life, begins learning about the world around him in a very different light.

The depraved Detective and his increasingly distant Protégé find themselves at odds with each other after the reintroduction of a familiar character...

The Carols! The Presents! The storytelling! Come join the narrator as he takes his revenge on that famous white bearded home invader and tells the next chapter of the ballad of Yeet and Sweg.

Yeet and Sweg search the city for clues while being hunted by a mysterious figure with an aptitude for knife throwing... Who could this mysterious Knife Thrower be? What could they be after? Is it just a misunderstanding and they are in fact just very clumsy with knives?

A young man is trapped in a tower, scribbling away in a journal; Horrified by what could be on the other side of the chamber door. Who is he? How did he get there? Why all the spoonerisms? Find out now!

The guys get cathartic with the films that made them, and also look forward to the films they'll love.

The guys talk about whatever films they've been able to get their hands on on this episode of The Film Roast Podcast.

It's another month of lockdowns for Scotty and Jordan, who have been wrapped up in the looming drama unfolding at the top 1% of Hollywood.

Uh-Oh. You're probably wondering how you ended up here in this situation, looking for an update on where two poddy bois have disappeared to. Never fear, dear subs! It's only a little Covid on this month's episode of the Film Roast.

The boys test themselves with a drinking game quizz on one of the most box office dominant franchises ever made - Are you ready to get fast and furious?

The Oscars came like a thief in the night... But we caught it, strapped it to a chair and interrogated the crap out of that golden boi. Scotty makes a terrible mistake, and the boys get sidetracked by sock fit shoes. All this and more on this month's episode!

Jam packed with Oscar news and the hits and misses of the month, the boys talk march movie madness

Looking for something to watch? Want a recommendation? The boys check out what's just come out in February, Scotty recounts a movie to Jorgs in a Drunk Synopsis, and we look ahead to what March holds.

Jorgs and Scotty discuss the highs and lows of the past month, dive into "Deep-fake" technology and discuss this month's box office and streaming offers as January 2021 comes to a close.

We're back on the scene with a new revamped look and feel, just in time to take in Disney/Pixar's most recent offering. Sit back, relax, and let us do all the talking.

That is a rap on 2020! With the worst year in the new decade down, Jordan and Scotty Look back on the best and worst, and look forward to what's to come.

Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol" is a favorite of tv and movie executives world wide, being told and re-told over and over again and to great success. But what about it makes it successful? What's the best adaptation? And what has Star Wars got to do with it? 

A father who thinks he's a businessman, a Singer who thinks she's a store clerk, and a man who thinks he's an elf. Fire up the DVD player, it's time to kick off the Christmas season in style!

Sweg, finding himself left behind for two episodes, devises a plan to pay his way home without Yeetly. if you need to catch up, here's the links to the previous episodes of Yeet and Sweg's adventures! Episode 1: https://open.spotify.com/episode/56nRQhvES3gKWE3eJgITBf?si=8S3QvpdLRGOb2JGj7aClAw Episode 2: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6PtzpqnL5FakRiGb7RbRHC?si=CnCwVteESKO-MUxsu1PufA Episode 3: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6XHO5w5z93G7A1vaKGxQ3W?si=rnlVdGsrQ_WLDGfyTwgzmQ Episode 4: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4SeHr7CkvtbO98BNEObOhO?si=zW2boYlkQsKFbKUlgW5wAw Episode 5: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1JpMcYj7ZXhY7l7j1vuDxy?si=97dx59DORG6GZSISuq07XA Please subscribe and share with your friends!

The boys look back on Sir Sean Connery's life on the silver screen and reminisce on fond memories of an actor who recently passed into legend...

While still in the throes of Halloween season, the boys took a break to crack into the current events, and the new films released that are engulfed in them.

They said they'd do it! The guys submerge themselves within the Aussie indie sleeper horror film "The Babadook", and lose their minds.

Robert Eggers follows up on "The VVitch" with a classic yarn set on a lighthouse off the new England shores. The guys take a deep dive into what it is, and what it's all about.

In this third Halloween special, The guys try to decipher why so many horror fans are vocally against Ari Aster's first foray into film-making.

Our second entry into Halloween month is a little more serious. Ari Aster's second film, Midsommar, divided horror audiences around the globe. What is it, and what's it all about? 

Why do bad things happen? Was Michelle Rodruiguez okay in the mid 2000s? What is Michael Madsen doing? None of these answers and less on today's episode.

The boys take a look at how two of the dumbest characters in cinema always come off as lovable idiots.

Got a spare $36 dollars AUD burning a hole in your pocket and not sure whether you should spend it on watching the new live-action adaption of Mulan on Disney Plus this weekend? Wonder no more! The guys are here to save you some money and time by spending that money and wasting that time for you!

Palendromes abound in Christopher Nolan's most recent offering. But does it live up to the hype?

Slice of life: Something most films can't genuinely portray. Scotty and Jordan look into a masterful take of real-fake-life in Robert Redford's last film as an actor before he retired. 

Yeet and Ashley are hot on the trail of the people who are after the star with the upside down triangle engraved on the front that fell out of the tree and into a thief's hands- But can Ashley teach Yeet a thing or two about life outside of Sweg's bubble? Episode 1: https://open.spotify.com/episode/56nRQhvES3gKWE3eJgITBf?si=8S3QvpdLRGOb2JGj7aClAw Episode 2: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6PtzpqnL5FakRiGb7RbRHC?si=CnCwVteESKO-MUxsu1PufA Episode 3: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6XHO5w5z93G7A1vaKGxQ3W?si=rnlVdGsrQ_WLDGfyTwgzmQ Episode 4: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4SeHr7CkvtbO98BNEObOhO?si=zW2boYlkQsKFbKUlgW5wAw Episode 6: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5ZfZ50ph3HG7P2JJS8M4qf?si=k5MAR1_XTdyfh8_U9ms4og  

Yin and Yang. Positive and negative. Push and Pull. On this episode, the guys check out the best and the worst the monopolizing media industry giant has to offer.

A polarizing figure in the film industry, even to himself. The guys celebrate what is arguably Schumacher's most notorious film: Batman & Robin.

Comedic theatrics and woe balance out the much-believed-to-be-biography of Charles Dickens. But does it live up to the source? 

the guys take a look at two vastly different films this week, and discuss how we can learn from the recent social upheaval taking place around the globe.

Disney throwbacks are the flavor of this week under lockdown; the guys talk about Hercules and Robin Hood while also wondering what to watch first when the cinemas reopen.

Throwing it back to the OG, the guys check out the classic Akira Kurosawa film that launched a thousand westerns; The Seven Samurai.

first episode back after Yeet and Sweg, the guys chat about some films they watched during the week, namely; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

The boys are back- In a new town. After the train debacle (which felt like it was months ago...), Detective Sweg and Doctor Yeetly come face to face with a new challenge.  Please enjoy the fourth episode of our Narrative Podcast series. Episode 1: https://open.spotify.com/episode/56nRQhvES3gKWE3eJgITBf?si=8S3QvpdLRGOb2JGj7aClAw Episode 2: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6PtzpqnL5FakRiGb7RbRHC?si=CnCwVteESKO-MUxsu1PufA Episode 3: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6XHO5w5z93G7A1vaKGxQ3W?si=rnlVdGsrQ_WLDGfyTwgzmQ Episode 5: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1JpMcYj7ZXhY7l7j1vuDxy?si=97dx59DORG6GZSISuq07XA

Sometimes failure is the first step to success... cryptic, huh? You might find the answers you seek here on this episode... or you might not. Who cares, right?

We continue along our countdown, this time taking a look at the Kill Bill and Anchorman films.

The guys talk about the Two Popes, a few other flicks, and the current culture.

So, the world is in a bit of a bind and you gotta stay in-doors because of some stupid virus. Perfect time to catch up on some movies you may not have seen before! Let's get into it!

Scotty and Jordan are back with a new year, a new feel, and a new podcast season reflecting on this month's box office and the impending academy awards season.

It's that Season again, and Detective Sweg and Doctor Yeetly have embarked upon their dangerous journey to Brixton Rock... But their travels aren't as safe as they might seem... Will they make it to their destination? Will the Narrator ever do something useful? Are psychics real? All this and none on the next episode of Sweg and Yeetly!  Episode 1:  https://open.spotify.com/episode/56nRQhvES3gKWE3eJgITBf?si=i_oN0TSyS0mLKAtLyJ1u5Q Episode 2: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6PtzpqnL5FakRiGb7RbRHC?si=8AqimFGkT069yeDhhRhJeg Episode 4: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4SeHr7CkvtbO98BNEObOhO?si=zW2boYlkQsKFbKUlgW5wAw Episode 5: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1JpMcYj7ZXhY7l7j1vuDxy?si=97dx59DORG6GZSISuq07XA You know the drill!

Another Stephen King adaption has hit cinemas this year. did you catch it? Was it worth it? Jordan and Scotty take a look.

On an evening trip into the heart of the city, Sweg and Yeet meet some unfamiliar faces as they unravel the clues to a burgeoning mystery... Episode 1:  https://open.spotify.com/episode/56nRQhvES3gKWE3eJgITBf?si=i_oN0TSyS0mLKAtLyJ1u5Q Episode 3: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6XHO5w5z93G7A1vaKGxQ3W?si=rnlVdGsrQ_WLDGfyTwgzmQ Episode 4: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4SeHr7CkvtbO98BNEObOhO?si=zW2boYlkQsKFbKUlgW5wAw Episode 5: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1JpMcYj7ZXhY7l7j1vuDxy?si=97dx59DORG6GZSISuq07XA You know the drill!

Jordan and Scotty remenisce over a childhood favorite, and chat about some films that came out this month that should be seen, and some that shouldn't.