The Review-Eulogy Podcast

It's been a hell of an 85 weeks my friends! Thank you so much for listening each week, hanging out with us, and giving these movies a second chance. We've decided to take the rest of the year off to recharge, regroup, and plan for what's next moving forward. We love you guys and we hope you enjoy this last episode of 2022 and season 2 as a love letter to you the fans! See y'all in 2023! 

Spooky Season continues! This 2021 horror mystery thriller received an 8% critically on Rotten Tomatoes! Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Travel with the guys to Ireland (but actually Vancouver) to find out the origins of the legendary leprechaun. This movie reboot received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh or were they just bent because they didn't get this movies artistic vision? Tune in to find out! 

We're asking you to the prom for this week of the pod during SPOOKY season! Will you say yes and agree the movie belongs here as an unfortunate 9% OR should this movie be rated higher by the critics? 

Was this sequel necessary? The critics certainly didn't think so. They gave this movie a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Was that too harsh? Let us be the judge! 

Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose, (Wee-snaw), but he WAS in this movie. This is actually his lowest rated film of all time. The Darkness received a 3% critically on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh or did they just not get it? Let the guys decide! 

What does the name of this movie have to do with the movie itself? Who knows. Do you like ghost stories turned meth head aliens? Well, this movie may be for you then! The critics rated this bad boy a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were they too harsh? Let Hayden and Dalton be the judge! 

What's going on in the Catholic Church? What's a Sin Eater? What was Heath Ledger up to before he was the Joker? Tune in this week as we dive into the Mystery Thriller Horror that received an 8% critically on Rotten Tomatoes back in 2003. Were the critics too harsh? Let us be the judge! 

The rushed sequel to the box office success "I Know What You Did Last Summer" got a whopping 7% on Rotten Tomatoes critically! Were the critics too harsh? Let the guys decide! TUNE IN! 

Taylor Lautner hot off his Twilight success tried his hand as an action hero. The critics wrote scathing reviews and gave this movie a less than desirable 5% on RT. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in and let the guys tell ya! 

This movie behaved badly at the box office.  This week the guys take on the 2014 teen sex comedy that received a 0% critically on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Travel WAY back in time with the guys and watch this historical mess of a movie that killed it at the box office pulling in over $200 million dollars despite only receiving a 9% critically on Rotten Tomatoes! Were the critics too harsh? Let Hayden and Dalton decide! Come hang out! 

Critics believe this movie about the Gambino Crime Family was a crime within itself for subjecting viewers to an hour and forty five minutes of clumsy plot and bad acting. Gotti received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Let the guys decide and come along for the ride! 

National treasure Brendan Frasier battles wildlife for work. This movie received a 7% on RT. Were the critics too harsh? Let Hayden and Dalton be the judge! Thanks for listening! 

Does this even count as a movie? What happened? What is life? Where are we? This action film received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Was the 1 critic who watched it too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

The guys take on this Saw/Black Mirror wannabe film from 2019 that received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

It's the 69th episode of the pod. Nice. 

It's Hayden and Dalton's BIG day. The guys are reviewing the 2013 R-Rated Romantic Comedy "The Big Wedding" which received a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in this week to find out! (The Big Wedding is available on Netflix for streaming at the time of this episodes release) 

"Vin Diesel is Groot in every movie with just more lines" - Hayden. This poorly constructed sci-fi movie received a 7% on RT. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

If you've been searching for a buddy comedy that's basically the Hangover, search no further. Did this movie deserve a 10% on Rotten Tomatoes? Were the critics too harsh? Hang out with the guys are find out! 

Look, we know it's about to be Father's Day but there is no movie about Father's Day with a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes so this movie had to suffice. The critics tore this one apart giving it an 8%. Was that too harsh? Listen to this episode of the pod to find out! 

It's New Year's Eve in June! If the world had really ended in 2012 this movie may have been the last movie people saw before their death. Would that have been a real bummer? Tune in to find out as we dissect this 2011 Romantic Comedy that received a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes! 

Should chimps be allowed to play baseball? Tune in this week to find out! This movie received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, was that too harsh? 

The critics gave this movie a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes and would definitely not want to see this movie cloned or redone. Were they too harsh? Join the guys as they discuss this ethical mystery thriller and dabble in the real world cloning that's being researched TODAY. 

There should have been only one. That's what the critics said about this Sci/fi sequel. Was that too harsh? Tune in to find out if this movie deserved its 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes! 

Do you like history? Do you like chess? This movie kinda has both of those things. Join the guys as they take a trip back to the 60's for this Cold War classic that received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes! 

Come on vacation with the guys and revisit this 1997 action thriller sequel that received a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Join the guys as they discuss the 2002 Pinocchio written, directed, and starred by Academy Award Winner Roberto Benigni that received a 0% critically on Rotten Tomatoes. Did this Italian film that was dubbed in English deserve such a low rating? Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Fantastic Four: The live action comic book movies that refuse to die. This reboot received a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.Kangaroo Jack received an 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to this weeks episode of the pod where Hayden and Dalton Review-Eulogize this "dark" family comedy from 2003. 

Apparently Dumb and Dumber needed a prequel? Join the guys as they discuss whether this movie deserved a 10% on Rotten Tomatoes critically or if that was TOO harsh. 

The creators of this movie couldn't foresee the 8% rating they'd receive on Rotten Tomatoes back in 2007 but the guys are here to give it a second chance! Join Hayden and Dalton as they sift through this fever dream of a movie in hopes of finding redemption. 

Here to kickoff season two the guys bring on friend and logo creator Courtney Donnelly to give this 1999 Action/Comedy a second chance! This flick received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

This episode marks 1 YEAR of The Review Eulogy! To celebrate, Hayden and Dalton created a sort of award show to reminisce this years past dumpster fires and hidden gems. Thank you for the amazing year! 

Neck Scrotums, home schooling, and poo humor. It's amazing this movie was even made and had the cast that it did. The critics gave this comedy a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were they too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Who's DOWN for a romantic comedy? Are YOU? Join Hayden and Dalton as they tackle this 2000 romantic comedy that received a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Surf's up, DUDE! Or... is it? We can't seem to find the waves or any positive reviews for this movie. Critics gave this stoner comedy a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were they too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

The guys take a trip back to the 90's to review the dumb and dumber save the planet comedy that received a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

This week we have special guest Scott Chesser, AKA SwarlyPepperman (https://www.twitch.tv/swarlypepperman), on the pod to discuss the 2010 teen drug movie "Twelve" featuring 50 Cent and The Covenant star Chase Crawford. The critics gave this dumpster fire a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were they too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Will this 2006 comedy pass the guys inspection? Tune in to find out! 

Look, it took us a while to pronounce this movies title correctly too, don't feel bad. It's time for another Affleck movie here on the pod! This romantic comedy received a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

The critics think this movie SUCKED on Rotten Tomatoes and only gave it a 4%. Were they too harsh? Join the guys as they review this 2010 parody of the teen romance, Twilight. 

Hayden and Dalton stumble into the Sandlerverse YET AGAIN. Available on Netflix, this holiday comedy received a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Do they just not understand Adam Sandler? Tune in to find out! 

This movie gave Hayden and Dalton an allergic reaction but was that enough to make them side with the critics and agree it deserves a 10% on Rotten Tomatoes? Tune in to find out as the guys dissect this fan recommended Christmas Comedy! 

A rich dude pays Tony Soprano to be a part of his family for Christmas. Does everyone survive? The critics sure didn't care because they rated this flick a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. Was that too harsh? Tune in to find out with Hayden and Dalton!  

Tis the season for BAD Christmas movies! For the 40th episode Dalton chose Deck the Halls to help us all get in the holiday spirit. The critics gave this holiday comedy a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were the critics too harsh? Join Hayden and Dalton to find out! 

Hayden and Dalton watch another Bruce Willis B-Action movie. Oh joy. The critics gave this one a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes! Were they too harsh? Tune in to find out! (ALSO if you have a movie you'd like us to review please shoot us an email at TheReviewEulogyPodcast@gmail.com)

Hayden and Dalton are each others beneficiaries on their life insurance policies. This movie, however,  according to the critics benefits nobody. Were the critics too harsh with their 0% rating? Tune in to find out! 

Brendan Fraser can see the future? That's really all you need to know going into this movie which received a 10% on Rotten Tomatoes. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

Hayden and Dalton show some skin in this weeks episode of the pod! Naked received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out! 

This movie literally prompted Hayden and Dalton to update the Wikipedia page to better explain this dumpster fire of a productions plot. Welcome to the WORST reviewed movie in Rotten Tomato history. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out!