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Chaos ist Programm, schaut man sich BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER aus dem Jahr 2002 an. Ein relativ unerfahrener Regisseur, zwei namhafte Stars (Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu) und eine wirre Aneinanderreihung von Actionsequenzen, all dies bietet dieser (rückblickend sehr merkwürdige) Film. Wir haben uns im 2024 dieses Werk nochmals für euch angesehen - damit ihr es nicht müsst. Oder, vielleicht wollt ihr ja jetzt erst recht. Mit Sergej Bjakow vom Nachtprogramm-Podcast. Über Sergej Bjakow Facebook Twitter Instragram Nachtprogramm auf Spotify Actionkult auf den sozialen Medien Instagram Facebook Twitter Bluesky Website Letterboxd Das Actionkult-Intro "Cracked Shell" by Furlong Furlong auf den Sozialen Medien Facebook Instagram Über Actionkult: Früher wurde über Filme geschrieben (kult.ch), heute wird darüber gesprochen. Meine Gäste und ich freuen uns immer über Feedback oder sonstige Anmerkungen und Ideen. Kontaktieren könnt ihr uns auf Instagram, Facebook, Twitter und Bluesky - oder herrlich old school via E-Mail: actionkult@gmail.com.
I'm treated to an exclusive guest (Shane O'Hare from Dynamic Resolution Podcast and contributor to Geekscape Network) and we get to discuss the two popular videogames that were released prior to the infamous movie they accompanied: BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER. We get to talk about GameBoy Advance days, different game developers, social trends, DOOM/Duke Nukem type game designs, the changing industry of designing levels and other unusual espionage type gaming from past to present! MAIN LINKS: LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/JURSPodcast Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/JackedUpReviewShow/ Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2452329545040913 Twitter: https://twitter.com/JackedUpReview Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jacked_up_podcast/ Blind Knowledge Podcast Network: https://www.blindknowledge.com/ SHOW LINKS: YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCIyMawFPgvOpOUhKcQo4eQQ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-jacked-up-review-show-59422651/ Podbean: https://jackedupreviewshow.podbean.com Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7Eg8w0DNympD6SQXSj1X3M Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jacked-up-review-show-podcast/id1494236218 RadioPublic: https://radiopublic.com/the-jacked-up-review-show-We4VjE Overcast: https://overcast.fm/itunes1494236218/the-jacked-up-review-show-podcast Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9hNDYyOTdjL3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz Anchor: https://anchor.fm/s/a46297c/podcast/rss PocketCasts: https://pca.st/0ncd5qp4 CastBox: https://castbox.fm/channel/The-Jacked-Up-Review-Show-Podcast-id2591222 Discord: https://discord.com/channels/796154005914779678/796154006358851586 #MovieReview #FilmTwitter #PodFamily #PodcastersOfInstagram #Movies #Film #Cinema #Music #Reviews #Retrospect #Podcasts #MutantFam #MutantFamily #actionmystery #bmovies #scifihorror #truecrime #historydramas #warmovies #podcastcollabs #hottakes #edgy #cultmovies #nsfw #HorrorFam #badass
The guys cross a historically bad movie off the WiTaT to-do list with the most-reviewed 0% movie in the history of Rotten Tomatoes, Ballistic: Ecks… The post Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) appeared first on Too Many Thoughts.
The guys cross a historically bad movie off the WiTaT to-do list with the most-reviewed 0% movie in the history of Rotten Tomatoes, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Topics discussed include: the bafflingly inaccurate title, the lack of on-screen chemistry between Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, the physics of exploding cars, the logic behind a gun that fires backwards and, perhaps the greatest villain in all of action filmmaking, Robert Gant. Chat with the TMT Community on Discord! For More TMT Shenanigans: toomanythoughtsmedia.com Twitter: @TMT_Media, @tackyslacks, @funnynicotweets, @someadamhall E-mail: toomanythoughtsmedia@gmail.com Subscribe and Rate on Apple Podcasts!
Mindpussies, scream burping, and long The Runaways tangents. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this action movie so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading couple, soundtrack, and unknown director
#99 on what iMDb says is the trash heap. You loved the Game Boy Advanced game. Now try this movie.Support us at our podcasting network, Podcastio Podcastius at https://www.patreon.com/podcastiopodcastius. You'll get early episodes of this and out other podcasts, along with a live chat here and there.Speaking of our other podcasts - seriously, you could only listen to various other configurations of us:Luke Loves Pokemon: https://lukelovespkmn.transistor.fm/Time Enough Podcast (Twilight Zone): https://timeenoughpodcast.transistor.fm/Game Game Show (a game show gaming games): https://gamegameshow.transistor.fm/Occult Disney: https://occultdisney.transistor.fm/Imprisoned in Prison (concerning 1960's UK TV series, "The Prisoner"): https://imprisonedinprison.transistor.fm/And Matt makes music here:https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/Coming Soon:May 4 - North By NorthwestMay 11 - Speed 2: Cruise ControlMay 18 - Singin' in the RainMay 25 - Stan Helsing
In the finale of our remake of Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002), The eponymous characters grow closer, only for a rift to form between them when the terrifying reality of the mysterious orb reveals itself. There is also a lot of nervous giggling. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing new rules for online play that will be included in the Love Letters expansion that will be crowfunding soon! | Soundtrack by LocalDeluxe! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/message
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002) is infamous for being the worst reviewed movie in Rotten Tomatoes history. Pretty much anything would improve it, but we're going to focus on adding some romantic tension! Jensie teams up with master game designer Alex Roberts to play her game Star Crossed, which is about people who want to kiss, but shouldn't because it would be disasterous, forbidden, or a real career killer. This is very hot. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing new rules for online play that will be included in the Love Letters expansion that will be crowfunding soon! | Soundtrack by LocalDeluxe! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/message
The court puts the spy back in spiteful when Cam Sully (“Jacked Up Review Show Podcast”) defends the absurdly-titled 2002 action film, “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.” *** Prosecutor: Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Defense: Cam Sully. Judge: Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Maynard Bangs, Big Ben Haslar. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden.
There's a bug in my hotel room; Who can I speak to about this?? Thats basically all I remember from this show. Lots of calls about bugs in hotel rooms. Not that I'm complaining. A june bug in your hotel room is way cool. There was probably other good stuff too. Let me know. And thank you to all the new supporters, I love you.
With one of the worst Rotten Tomatoes scores in history, can Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) be that bad? Listen and find out in this action-packed episode you don't want to miss!
In episode 6 of ZPC we discuss the explosive action thriller that is Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever with a very special guest.
For the first official episode of The Callum & David Make It Better Podcast (CADMIBCAST), the boys have started strong with the worst reviewed film in the history of RottenTomatoes! Can they wade through the unless explosions, confounding plotpoints and confusing character developments to find a few ingredients they can use to MAKE IT BETTER? Listen and find out!
In this episode of the podcast, we celebrate an anniversary that lives in infamy. Is 2002's "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" really deserving of the honor of being the worst-reviewed film on Rotten Tomatoes? Joining the podcast for the first time to discuss the film is film critic Shaurya Chawla. I hope you enjoy!
It only took 140 episodes but we've finally made it. The worst reviewed movie OF ALL TIME has hit the Reel Rotten podcast feed! Is Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) bad? Yes, it is terrible. Does it deserve 0% with 100+ reviews…also yes. Is it the worst movie we've ever seen? Tune in to find out! Stevie Nick's along with 5-time Reel All-Star, Zac get ballistic talking about this Matrix knock-off. They pitch how to make this movie better and go on so many tangents this may have as well been a geometry class. Later, they reveal their Top 5 "versus" movies. So shut up and listen up! Subscribe & Follow us! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2oZ5Nv6ljpg7etvS94V2RJ?si=EiPN8rUdQz2a-TnvlHiz4Q Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reel-rotten/id1238419564 Instagram: @reelrotten Email: reelrotten@gmail.com
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Returning home from Berlin, Defense Intelligence Agency director Robert Gant discovers his son has been kidnapped by ex-DIA agent Sever (Lucy Liu). The only man capable of bringing her down? Ecks (Antonio Banderas), an ex-FBI agent whose wife was killed in a car bombing. Can Ecks vs Sever match up to the technical brilliance of the Gameboy Advance game? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This movie literally prompted Hayden and Dalton to update the Wikipedia page to better explain this dumpster fire of a productions plot. Welcome to the WORST reviewed movie in Rotten Tomato history. Were the critics too harsh? Tune in to find out!
Harry and Rory go ballistic watching infamous action flick Ecks vs. Sever, pitting Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu against each other in the worst reviewed film in the history of Rotten Tomatoes. But how did such a poorly-received box-office bomb spawn two critically-acclaimed first-person-shooters on the Game Boy Advance, the first of which was released a year before the film itself even debuted? Find out more on this grenade-launching, nanobot-smuggling, backstory-baffling episode! This podcast contains SPOILERS for Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002). Visit our Website: gamesonfilm.wixsite.com/podcast Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/GamesOnFilmPod/ Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/GamesOnFilmPod/ Music by David Lightfoot www.davidlightfootmusic.com
Ryan and Tim review the movie with the worst Rotten Tomatoes score of all time. Apologies in advance.
In this episode, Dave and Eric come out of retirement for one last job – watching 2002's Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
In this episode, Dave and Eric come out of retirement for one last job - watching 2002’s Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
In this episode, Dave and Eric come out of retirement for one last job - watching 2002’s Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is bad. Like truly awful. Its plot is convoluted; its action is often nonsensical and unimaginative; and it does little to capitalize on its star power. Antonio Banderas literally has nothing to do. This guy was El Mariachi in Desperado, for Pete's sake. Let him do more than smoke cigarettes and drink. Anyway, there is a boat load of slow motion, if you're into that. Most of it is wholly unnecessary, but it's there; and it probably adds 10 minutes to the runtime—a portion of your life you will never get back. There's also a lot of sulking and staring. There's an abundance of Ray Park in a turtleneck. Yep, Darth Maul loves sweaters, but he doesn't love fighting because he only does it once. Like the rest of the movie, that scene sucks. If you are noticing a trend, you should. We hated this movie. Critics also hated it. And audiences thoroughly despised it. It is one of our most egregious flops to date, earning barely above $20 million on a budget of $70 million. You have been forewarned. So, sit back, slug a few H.A.Z.Y. IPAs from Sweetwater Brewing Co., and throw on your best "Tactleneck"! I, the Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Capt. Cash, Chumpzilla, and Mayor McCheese are stepping on land mines and running for cover! This Week’s Segments: Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Well, there's a lot of dumb stuff that happens in this movie. (00:00) Lingering Questions – Could any of us decipher a way to polish this turd? (29:30) The "Ballistic:"Trivia Challenge – After a word from our pals at Hop Nation USA, Chumpzilla challenges the field to a host of Ballistic-related trivia. (55:07) Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week; and next up: We close our "Hops and 00-Flops," series with Top Secret! (1:04:33) And, as always, hit us up on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram to check out all the interesting factoids—the Game Boy Advance game and more—from this week’s episode! You can find this episode of Hops and Box Office Flops on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Podbean, Spotify, Acast, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, Vurbl, and Amazon Music!
Action films can be a blast. They can also be bad. This week, the survival experts are talking about a bad one. Chris struggles with names and Jack struggles with being sick. E-mail your survival suggestions to us at wecouldsurvivethat@gmail.com or Twitter @WeCouldSurvive or find older episode on Youtube at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXAa8-wNqv1G14ts_DHenkg/feed
As a bonus to DSOP fans, enjoy one of the newest editions of Ben's solo podcast venture "The Anthologist" and the special series "This Meets That" where he watches two different movies and then tries to combine them into a hybrid pitch, and this episode involves 0% Rotten Tomatoes alum "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" and the quite problematic comedy "Dr. Jekyl and Ms. Hyde." Make sure to subscribe to Ben's podcast to hear more weekly. Available on Spotify and iTunes
The worst movie of all time according to Rotten Tomatoes, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
The movie they didn't want us to see led to the podcast you just can't miss. Zach, Amin and Mayes take a jaunt north of the border to scenic Vancouver, leisurely ride around on motorcycles, take an impromptu trip to the aquarium, and blow up the entire train depot in pursuit of a missing child who holds the key to important nano technology.
Aunty Donna's Zachary Ruane becomes the first ever guest on the podcast. Being the guest, we let him choose which tomato he wanted to review and he chose 2002's "Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever," a rollicking action romp starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, which holds the official title of "worst-reviewed film in the history of Rotten Tomatoes." Directed by a mysterious man known as KAOS, join us on this journey of quarantined film reviewing. Subscribe to Aunty Donna on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAuntyDonnaChannel Support their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonna Here's the list of the other films we'll be making episodes about: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes As always, email us with kind words here: trulyrottentomatoes@gmail.com
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Well folks, we made it all the way to our 50th episode, and we knew we had to pick a special film for this one. That's why Lewis and Nick chose "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" (2002), one of the most internet-infamous flicks around. Too bad it kicks ass! Seriously, there's exactly one supremely-hated film that definitely does not deserve its 0% Rotten Tomatoes score, and it's this one. Our Patreon: www.patreon.com/pro_con Music- "when the struggle itself becomes identified with a series of defeats" by 红山郡 (hongshanjun.bandcamp.com/album/-) "Anytime" by Mary Griffin
Dick, Pat, Derwin, and Valerie watch Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever and do podcast.
Steve & Izzy continue Zero Tomatoes Month with the #1 ranked Worst Reviewed Movie in the HISTORY of Rotten Tomatoes, with over 120 critical reviews ALL negative... 2002's "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" starring Antonio Banderas & Lucy Liu!!! Does it deserve the rating? Is this a decent action flick? Why was this such a critical and financial failure? Where in the world is Ontario Bandanas?!? Let's find out!!! So kick back, grab a few brews, KAOS RAINS, and enjoy!!! Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com
While battling through a hellish thunderstorm (possibly brought on by opening the Hellraiser puzzle box last week), the boys try to unravel the plot mysteries of 2002's Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever. Is this really the worst movie ever reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes?
We are back with another new episode. Of all the movies we have watched not one has a worse reputation than Ballistic Ecks vs Sever. How did we like it? Do we have a new worst? Listen to find out. Haunted by the mysterious death of his wife, Jeremiah Ecks (Antonio Banderas) has become a recluse, but the former FBI manhunter is blackmailed back into service to track down an unstoppable ex-DIA operative, code-named Sever (Lucy Liu), who has kidnapped the young son of the head of a secret committee of international security agencies.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) is a notorious box office flop and as such we’ve been avoiding it for over 400 episodes. However, it’s not like we’re above it or anything, so to prove we’re not bad movie snobs we finally fired up this action stinkbomb to give it a proper look. In the second […]
This week the Pauls struggle to be heard over the sound of an obnoxious four-four beat backing over them like a lorry packed to the rafters with bullshit; fortunately for them, Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever was on the TV, so they were able to hear it over everything else perfectly. And what do you know, they even found a few good things about it… ONE good thing, that is. But also a few. Featuring: the inevitable return to a Channel 4 cult comedy classic, not being John Travolta (or Clive Owen), a smoking nanobot, whispered kicks and doing everything in your power to be a human being.
Comer and Radulich put the most rotten movie ever, Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, On Trial! Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a 2002 action-thriller film starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, and directed by Wych Kaosayananda (under the pseudonym of "Kaos"). Liu and Banderas play opposing secret agents who are supposedly enemies but team up to fight a common enemy. It is an international co-production between Canada, Germany, and the United States. The film has been called one of the worst movies ever made. At the box office, the film made $19.9 million on a $70 million budget. With a total of 116 reviews, the highest for a film with a 0% score, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is the worst reviewed film in the history of Rotten Tomatoes.
The colon train keeps rolling along and then explodes this week as we shoot through Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever!Author and film critic Mark McPherson joins the show to look at the world's worst reviewed film, and we try to figure out the math on how many dead Canadians $70 million will buy you. In our discussion of this "film", we talk about critical impartiality, how easy it is to hide a microscopic robot, using landmines as an offensive weapon, making Ray Park look stupid, and whether or not a good movie can follow a "we open over water" beginning. Plus we discuss the superior Game Boy Advance adaptations, a Lucy Liu intervention, the "Matrix Syndrome", Neil Breen, a steady diet of Hostess cakes, and Mark name-drops Surf Ninjas!This episode is 800% better than this backwards-firing gun of a Canadian TV pilot deserves. In the (hypothetical) words of Gene Shalit, "Ballistic severs me from my will to live!...something something 'ecks'". Sever yours today!Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever ScoresRotten Tomatoes: 0%Metacritic: 19IMDB: 3.6/10Check out Mark's reviews on moviespoon.com and on Twin Cities Geek, and visit his personal website at MadnessMark.com!Get Mark's books on Amazon!https://www.amazon.com/Mark-McPherson/e/B019N6M54AKeep the party going with Craft Disservices on our Facebook and Twitter pages!http://www.facebook.com/craftdisserviceshttp://www.twitter.com/craftdisservice
The colon train keeps rolling along and then explodes this week as we shoot through Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever!Author and film critic Mark McPherson joins the show to look at the world's worst reviewed film, and we try to figure out the math on how many dead Canadians $70 million will buy you. In our discussion of this "film", we talk about critical impartiality, how easy it is to hide a microscopic robot, using landmines as an offensive weapon, making Ray Park look stupid, and whether or not a good movie can follow a "we open over water" beginning. Plus we discuss the superior Game Boy Advance adaptations, a Lucy Liu intervention, the "Matrix Syndrome", Neil Breen, a steady diet of Hostess cakes, and Mark name-drops Surf Ninjas!This episode is 800% better than this backwards-firing gun of a Canadian TV pilot deserves. In the (hypothetical) words of Gene Shalit, "Ballistic severs me from my will to live!...something something 'ecks'". Sever yours today!Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever ScoresRotten Tomatoes: 0%Metacritic: 19IMDB: 3.6/10Check out Mark's reviews on moviespoon.com and on Twin Cities Geek, and visit his personal website at MadnessMark.com!Get Mark's books on Amazon!https://www.amazon.com/Mark-McPherson/e/B019N6M54AKeep the party going with Craft Disservices on our Facebook and Twitter pages!http://www.facebook.com/craftdisserviceshttp://www.twitter.com/craftdisservice
First off a cheeky PSA. For whatever reason our Audio was pretty shitty this episode and I have smacked my head off the walls trying to fix it but I got it to a place that is audible. So please bear with us. We will be better next time I promise. We kick off with our awesome ritualistic intro and cheeky banter before we jump straight into News. Han Solo movie has hit a snag, Amy Pascal just will not shut up and we are getting a Death Note movie. Just the Pilot is back and this time we talk Riverdale **Shiver** Next up it our Quickie Reviews section of classics like Guy Richies King Arthur, House Of Cards, Raiders Documentary and many more. Zero Per-centers kicks off pretty well with Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever... Does it deserve to be the worst reviewed movie on ****. Rounding off we bring our Top5 Movies of 2017 So Far.
Guns of Hollywood takes a peek at the guns and action in Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever (2002).
Guns of Hollywood takes a peek at the guns and action in Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever (2002).
http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-073-BallisticEcksVsSever.mp3 Download MP3 Formerly a leader on IMDB's bottom 100. Permanent resident of Wikipedia's list of films considered the worst. Achiever of the rare 0% Rotten Tomatoes score. Yes, by all appearances Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever would seem to be a terrible, terrible film. But we've seen the pattern time and time again, in films like Moment by Moment and Leonard Part 6, films that, yes, suck, but that maybe don't suck as epically as we've been told. Join us -- won't you? -- on a journey back to a time when Ray Park was getting acting roles with dialogue for some reason. Together, we'll watch perhaps the only movie in all of the history of cinema that is generally considered to be worse than its video game adaptation. Original post located at searchforschlock.com.
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This week Dan and Greg talk about what makes a good sequel as they review The Raid 2. Meanwhile it's Casey vs. shitty movie when he stays in with the Netflix pick Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. All this plus TV Dad Cage Match, 9021Oh Yeah! Relay, and more! Don’t miss out!
In this episode, Sean and I review Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever -- definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
Today we watched what might be the most boring action film ever. Not even director Kaos could pull through with a name such as his. Oh well. Listen in because this is a good one! Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
This month, the Tranquil Tirades crew has somehow survived their last ordeal to bring you a review of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, a movie so nonsensical that no amount of explosions or techno music can save it. Meanwhile, one e-mail provides endless entertainment, James changes his name, Damien drops knowledge of the Wu-Tang Clan, and Mike is replaced by a drunken robot that knows way too much about guns and motorbikes for someone that can't control his bladder.
This month, the Tranquil Tirades crew has somehow survived their last ordeal to bring you a review of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, a movie so nonsensical that no amount of explosions or techno music can save it. Meanwhile, one e-mail provides endless entertainment, James changes his name, Damien drops knowledge of the Wu-Tang Clan, and Mike is replaced by a drunken robot that knows way too much about guns and motorbikes for someone that can't control his bladder.
This month, the Tranquil Tirades crew has somehow survived their last ordeal to bring you a review of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, a movie so nonsensical that no amount of explosions or techno music can save it. Meanwhile, one e-mail provides endless entertainment, James changes his name, Damien drops knowledge of the Wu-Tang Clan, and Mike is replaced by a drunken robot that knows way too much about guns and motorbikes for someone that can't control his bladder.
This month, the Tranquil Tirades crew has somehow survived their last ordeal to bring you a review of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, a movie so nonsensical that no amount of explosions or techno music can save it. Meanwhile, one e-mail provides endless entertainment, James changes his name, Damien drops knowledge of the Wu-Tang Clan, and Mike is replaced by a drunken robot that knows way too much about guns and motorbikes for someone that can't control his bladder.