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A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring reincarnated farm animals and Best Damn Audio

Headlines with Metallica here to save the day.. If you gonna merge in traffic, don't be coming up last minute trying to get in, you finna get smacked

Headlines Best Damn Audio with a nice, long, fart for your enjoyment

A new Paige song based off the filthy thing she said on yesterday's show Open Phones with Meadow, who's a vegetarian, wait until you hear why..

Lie on the resume, more people should do it right? Awards too, lie, might as damn well Headlines with Trump announcing he will pardon Todd and Julie Chrissley Sports with the Menendez Brothers getting autograph requests from sports collectors

We back baby, a full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Anonymous Dad is trying to be a good Dad, but he's fighting with his wife over what their daughter is going to do after school, for some odd reason

How bout learning how to merge in traffic, Mattman has a video of what happened to him last week Headlines asks if it's inhumane to do the ice bucket challenge to your dog

Paige comes up with the line of the morning and we just started.. “I've never zipped a goob before” Headlines with a guy working from home, FIRED because he was half naked Sports with an update on JR's cancer diagnosis

A full Memorial Day edition of TRG, thank you to those that paid the ultimate price to keep us free.

OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM

OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMCISED WHEN HE WAS 13 EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW

BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 319 FAT BOY IS SO FAT HE HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY SOUTH CAROLINA BANS PORNHUB OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED

A full Friday edition of TRG, featuring FOF and senior shoutouts

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

The FOF HOTLINE is back and there's some damn heat this week Call 864-241-4318 NOW, the FOF is open 24/7

Senior Shoutouts 2025, Congrats to all the grads Headlines

Brunch, is just lunch with alcohol right? It's all the same shit, plus pedo talk Headlines with what Memorial Day really means Sports with the Buffalo Bills joining the Hard Knocks family

A full Thursday edition of TRG, with Facebook Fussin, club music, and much more

Headlines We getting a pool so use it or don't, damnit

We need to find MC Timothy Peterson, we need access to all his old hits, help us Mattman's therapist told him that his autism test was bullshit

Paige went to an Irish high school… da fuck is that? Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines with Paige talking about rubbing her jugs on a dude's back during a hot massage

If you dump a self-proclaimed hot chick because of her teeth, then you must really be picky Headlines with Miley Cyrus explaining why her voice is so raspy Sports with the passing of Colts owner Jim Irsay

A full Wednesday edition of TRG with a Truth and Consequences about an above ground pool, Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery, and so much more

Headlines with Paige talking about her brother and her being naked a bunch Whatup Juice Cuzz?

Headlines Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery might change the way you think of time

This Truth and Consequences features Kevin, with HUGE nuts probably, telling his wife that they are getting a pool, an ABOVE GROUND POOL, just like he's wanted since he was kid.

Nothing's archived anymore, not locally at least, and that sucks Headlines with the passing of George Wendt Sports with NFL players wanting to play flag football in the next summer olympics

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, is Mattman autistic? Fat Boy pays 50 cents to find out

Headlines turned into an argument about which state flushes the most, which the least Sack time baby, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Headlines says these degrees make shit money, so don't get one Wait In The Truck, we dissect the song, had some fun too Did Civil War dudes hook up with each other?

We were gonna do Truth and Consequences but had some phone issues, hey it wasn't us this time, maybe we'll see if we can get it back on Matt might have autism, we take the test and find out

Why does every kid shirt have dinosaurs all over it? Never fails man… Headlines says 8% of people would not send their food back even if it was wrong Sports with Hulk Hogan trying like hell to acquire what's left of Hooters

We back LIVE baby with some Mail Sack and various other funny shits you don't wanna miss

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is open 24/7, call today, 864-241-4318

The Mail Sack is back, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next Sack..

Strip club stories, and ol Ron calling in about to go cut some grass.. No Fat Boy, women aren't born with herpes Headlines with Joe Biden diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer

How the hell are we not making money with these great ideas? Really… Headlines asks if you could survive off of 100k a year Sports with Bill Belichick telling a story that explains exactly to us all how boujee Tom Brady really is

A full Friday edition of TRG, with the FOF HOTLINE and so much more

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

The FOF HOTLINE is back for another week of anger, ball busting, and accusing. It's open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Fundraising for school, is it better than it use to be? Have you seen the viral graduation video where the whole class is dancing? Headlines

Summer's about to start, damn it feels like it too, bunch of trips bout to pop off, off top, bet, bruh Headlines with body parts found near Taylor Swift's Rhode Island mansion Sports with Jim Ross announcing he has colon cancer

A full Thursday edition of TRG, with a new Facebook Fussin, and an email from Anonymous' ugly wife

Headlines with Toni Braxton turning heads at her son's college graduation, still looks good Ever been kidnapped by your parent? Ol Micah has

We got an email from “Anonymous' Ugly Wife” from yesterday, we believe it's her at least Open Phones brings Tiffany, who takes an issue with something Fat Boy said about the wife in question

They found an outline of Noah's Ark in Turkey, is it the real thing? Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

How do you have a fang for a toenail Mattman? Headlines asks “What would you give up to add more years onto your dog's life?” Sports with how you could eat with Patrick Mahomes, that sound cool?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, including a BDA and a guy who hates his "ugly" wife