The Rise Guys

A Friday edition of TRG, featuring the FOF HOTLINE and do we have nuns local to us? We'd love to talk to one if we do..

Headlines Ol Anonymous is a big girl, she might be single for awhile because of it

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318, this week was HOT with pissed off people, including a woman waiting to beat some ass as soon as she gets out of jail

Nuns, do we have any locally? Fat Boy says he's never met a nun before, plus we have questions about the nunnery or whatever you call it HA Headlines

Mattman told Fat Boy he needs to watch Neighbors on MAX, he didn't mean right this second tho..ever seen a dude workout OUTSIDE in a yellow thong? lol WOW! Random thought, is New York City floating? Why hasn't it sunk yet?

A full Thursday edition of TRG featuring Anonymous, a BIG woman who only attracts certain people and she can't understand why. Also look out for the "Sauce Bandits" of Anderson County who robbed the Smokin Pig, let's get these boys... the SAUCE BANDITS lol

Headlines We need to save the Greenville Pickens Speedway

Headlines with the Smokin Pig in Pendleton getting robbed by… what Paige dubbed.. the “sauce bandits” Speaking of big women, Edith use to be one

Anonymous is sort of piggybacking on last week's call with Tommy who can't find big women, well she's a big woman and there are only certain people that find her attractive, so does she only consider them now? We talk her through it

Did you know that Chef Boyardee was a real person? We thought Holy shit how the hell does Zach Bryan have this much money? More than damn Morgan Wallen somehow Headlines

A Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and a wicked neck tattoo that's kind of hot but only because it was on a chick, would look weird on a dude hahaha

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT LETTING HER DO THAT TO ME BDA: COLONOCOPY TWENNY MINNUTE MATTMAN'S FOOT, HIS MOUTH, AND THE NECK TATTOO

BDA: EVERYTIME I COME IN HERE IT SITNK PAIGE GRADUATED FROM BUSH SCHOOL IF YOU FIND A DEAD BODY, DON'T CALL OUR SHOW

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I CAN'T HAVE KIDS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL'S BIRD WATCHES US HOOK UP JADE CARGILL

OPEN PHONES: I KEPT THE WATCH MY EX GAVE ME OPEN PHONES: CLINTA HAS THOUGHTS ON THAT WATCH FAT BOY DOES SNIFFING SALTS T AND C: I'M BANGING YOUR BEST FRIEND

A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring a brand new Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery about a pretty hot topic local to us here in the Upstate and should be for every racing fan everywhere

Headlines Tommy loves big women, he can't find one tho

Headdys The parts of the brain, what the hell are they? There might be something to this whole thing

Mattman how the hell are you a current events guy and you HATE watching the news? Mike Joy talked about Greenville Pickens Speedway this past weekend, our thoughts Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery dives into the mystery OF.. the Greenville Pickens Speedway

Ole Randy doesn't like that his father in law, soon to be that is, has a nickname for him The video of the Laguardia Airport crash was pretty gnarly to be honest Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, including Bird Song, with the oddest call we've got in a while

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Tommy calls in with a unique issue, he loves big women, and he can't find one to date.. Seriously?

Paige mouthy as fuck today, fun tho lol.. Also, why the fuck did she bring six apples to work today P1 Bird Song just moved up here, he was WILD to talk to on the phone btw Headlines

Who the hell was the deaf rapper we had on BDA before? We can't find it for shit man If you had friends who kissed their parents on the mouth growing up, how's that working out now? Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, with another FOF Hotline full of piss and vinnygur

Headlines JUG is in for Facebook Fussin

The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

No wonder Paige went back to her mountain house to get her new flashlight, it's hung like hell lol Headlines

We're getting new pics on the side of the building, also.. there's a lot of angry UNC fans in town, who saw that shocker coming? So now these data centers are using robot dogs to guard their facilities Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Jeremy Clements on another edition of Facebook Fussin

Headlines Damn Edith, you saw a lot during your first fifteen years in the club lol

Headlines JUG you ever seen some stuff in the crowd before a race? You know what we talkin about lol

Hey JUG, how's the season so far? Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Well if you had a work schedule like Fat Boy's trying to get, you'd never wanna quit your job lol, a week off a month.. come on dude, really? Can we get some equipment that works please? Thanks Headlines

Here's the full long version of the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace

WOW! what a show we never saw coming, it was episodic, here's the full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and Edith, stripping, and the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace

Headlines Truth and Consequences, Sup Crai

Best Damn Audio is back for another week of hilarious clips, if you have any you can tag Mattman @ohmaffew and Fat Boy @fatboy933 on social media..

We get Edith's account of what she saw in the Tiki Palace Club from back in the day, how she got there, and the murder for hire plot that brought the whole thing to it's fall.

Did you know Chattanooga had a Playboy Club back in the day? Niiiice lol Open Phones brings us Edith, who just so happens to know a thing or two about said club, but more on that next hour

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Crai.. who really is Craig, but according to his Dad he's dropped the "g".. ok lol

Headlines Somebody, Paige, is busting out of they shirt this morning.. jesus man, suckers are UUUUGE

Headlines, also what the hell is Fartcoin? Sounds cool, let's invest It's been awhile since we checked in with Dan in Columbia's submissions.. let's do it now

Truth and Consequences featured a Dad who's worried about his son and his, maybe his misappropriation of another culture and he doesn't really know how to stop it

The studio is clean now, maybe a little too clean lol How the hell is it St. Patrick's Day and we didn't remember it? Is it that big of a deal anymore? Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring pounding rain sounds coming through our headphones and Paige finding out FOR THE FIRST TIME, what a blumpkin is lol

Headlines Ol dude don't want his dad's car

The Mail Sack is back for another week of questions, comments, bitches, and complaints. Feel free to send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

These data centers are trying to pop up everywhere, Cherokee County, Lexington KY, we gotta have em tho…right?..maybe Paige do you have any flat chested friends? All your girls got big jacks lol Headlines

Where did the do si do come from? Did we say it right? Probably not, also Happy Stone Cold Day Is there any point to watching The Oscars anymore? Also, saving the Greenville-Pickens Speedway seems to be picking up some steam since Dale Jr. commented on it