The Rise Guys

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Best Damn Audio, a shit ton of Headlines, and a new parasite you might wanna look out for if you have cattle, it also has a hilarious name...

Headlines Edith you are real right? Some dipshit said you were A.I.

Headlines Let's do more Headlines Say hello to, the SCREW WORM lol

Food memories that might make us look like assholes looking back at it hahaha This Best Damn Audio featured a lot of music, and some angry Moms of course, HA

“If you could take one thing with you to heaven, what would it be?”..great question Mattman Nobody says “loaferin” anymore, why? The old heads say but good luck hearing a kid say it these days Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, featuring Edith assuring everybody she ain't no damn A.I., and Truth and Consequences with the dumbest dad and greatest brother all in one person, HA...

Headlines RIP to those no longer with us, deaths from over the weekend

Headlines Rhea Ripley is gonna get off social media for a bit, can you imagine how much shit you get on that scale on a daily basis? Edith, not many people believe you are a real person, ain't that some shit?

This Truth and Consequences featured Eric, who took a loan out in his twenty year old daughter's name so he could bail his brother out of jail, talk about a sticky situation, he's a dumb Dad with a big heart

From co-workers stealing overtime to fake jewelry as gifts, we hit the phones hard this morning “He loves the show so much, he eats the asshole of the show”- Mattman describing a hardcore fan lol Headlines

A full 4/20 edition of TRG, speaking of, we celebrate the "holiday" with our observations, we get into the Mail Sack, and we celebrate the lives of those we lost over the weekend..

Headlines The FOF Hotline is open 24/1, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

RIP to who we lost this weekend, we even surprised each other with a couple Text us, we'll answer it, especially when you talk junk lol, or try to Mail Sack, send your comments to theriseguys@aol.com

We review this year's Wrestlemania Speaking of 4/20, are people starting to get high for the day right now? Headlines

Brains not working this morning, random notes, also Paige hates chili It's 4/20, wonder what Willie Nelson and Afroman are up to today, one has a concert tonight in Hawaii lol Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, including P1 Knight's Templar who returned to the show after years of being gone, he was in the tub when he called too; and another edition of the FOF HOTLINE....

Headlines Ol Rick isn't too happy about what his daughter is wearing to her prom this weekend

The FOF Hotline is back with more piss and vinegar, you can call it anytime because it's open 24/7, 864-241-4318 and YOU could be on the next FOF

So we find out that “crazy divorce story guy” who wants to be known as “popcorn” is actually damn P1 Knight's Templar from way back in the day Headlines

Mattman hit the rodeo recently, he may go back, had a ball. Plus, ladies if you breast feed in public.. you might have an audience, and it's probably gonna be Fat Boy HA Fat Boy saw something yesterday you don't see much everyday, college boobs, IN public at that. Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Facebook Fussin and a concerned Dad wondering why his daughter is taking a 21 year old dude to her prom

Headlines Rob Ianuario on the show talking weed, the legalities, will it be legal soon?, and much more

Headlines Dad, Rick, called up because not only is his daughter wearing something more revealing to the prom than he would like, she's also going with an older dude, AND dad's paying for it all…

We need a waxing update from Paige, how's it going? Can you wax STD infected people? Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Diesel is our night guy here on the Planet but he's also the co-host of Wire 2 Wire on the Fan Upstate.. Well Fat Boy heard Diesel say a name wrong yesterday and he doesn't know if he's working a bit or not For some reason we got to singing Work it by Missy Elliott, but what the hell is she really saying? Thanks to A.I. the mystery is solved Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring: Rob Ianuario, callrob.com , calls up to talk about a weed related Headlines story Paige did previously, we got some good open phones off that as well, with some Best Damn Audio, and much more...

Headlines Truth and Consequences, you can come back but you ain't livin in the house

Kamala Harris is in town today, anybody wanna go to a $250 lunch? Best Damn Audio is back with a pissed off woman at a DMV in Philly, and a restaurant with a name too good to believe, it's real tho…..

Rob Ianuario joins us to talk about the weed Headlines story Paige did about weed breathalyzers, and other topical weed conversations lol Open Phones with some more… drug talk, eye opening shit too Headlines

Paige busted her ass before the show started, so we were late, but it was hilarious So how many songs actually sample other songs? More than we realize Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring a father and son showdown when it comes to ol junior wanting to move back home, breaking Iran news, and videos Paige doesn't wanna hear about but they definitely do exist...

Headlines Our thoughts on the Artemis II mission

Headlines Some taboos need to be left alone, too much is too public these days

This Truth and Consequences features a father laying down the law to his grown, married son.. You can move in the camper but not the house, also your wife smokes too much haha

We can control the tvs now with our phones so that's not a good idea, speaking of, turn around Paige, check it out lol Someone wanna hook us up with some good George Strait tickets? Good ones lol Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, we back from vacay baby AND to a newly wrapped studio, looks sick. Also, Paige did your dog JUST die or not?... Also, RIP to your cat's nuts. All that and much more... right here.

Headlines P1 Looper use to live in South Korea, he talks about their karaoke and it's hilarious

So you shouldn't use emojis in work email we find out, just tell us what the hell the rest of the rules are please. We're lucky if we get a damn answer half the time Paige got her cat, Elvis', nuts cut off over the break

Could you be about that beach lifestyle? Some people are retiring to other countries but realizing they might have made a big mistake Artemis II , some in the room are not convinced it's real…. Guess who HA Headlines

The studio got wrapped, very nice, thanks bosses… Mattman went to the islands last week, got a lot of sun and some good damn food Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, we back Monday baby

BDA: DIARRHEA PREACHER OPEN PHONES: HE'S NOT AS ADVENTUROUS AS ME HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO US

ANONYMOUS WON A THOUSAND BUCKS OFF THE SUPER BOWL T AND C: BOB STOLE A PUPPY, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME FAT BOY GOT MATTMAN ON A HOT MIC

TOMMY CAN'T FIND ANY BIG WOMEN (SHORT CUT) MMCM: THE GREENVILLE PICKENS SPEEDWAY ANONYMOUS IS BIG AND SHE LIKES WHITE MEN (SHORT CUT)

BRENT DOESN'T WANT HIS DAD'S '69 CAMARO (LONG CUT) A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA BIRD SONG, THAT WAS A WILD CALL DUDE

A full Thursday edition of TRG

MATTMAN BLEW OUT A TIRE AND DAMN NEAR DIED HERE'S FORBES BILLIONAIRE LIST OF 2026 NOTHING BUT FUDGE AND CAFE AND GET SOME

BDA: FARTING IN FRONT OF THE PREACHER MMCM: THE NBA IS RIGGED T AND C: SUP DADDY, IT'S CRAI

THOMAS SAYS THEY WANT TO HAVE A WAKE AT HIS HOUSE MATTMAN, THE LAMB BABYSITTER ALL ADVICE SHOW: NEIGHBOR'S WIFE ON SECURITY CAM

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M THE FAT FRIEND (LONG CUT) KENDALL FOUND BIRTH CONTROL IN HIS WIFE'S PURSE ARE COPS ALLOWED TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG