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If you're a fan of comedy and love hearing embarrassing stories, then The Thread of Gentlemen podcast is the perfect fit for you! Join the three hosts as they react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. Each week, the hosts pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment! Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Thread of Gentlemen


    • Apr 23, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 32m AVG DURATION
    • 70 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Thread of Gentlemen

    Episode 66 - "Thanks For The House, Dad"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 35:53


    The Thread of Gentlemen roll back into town to ruin your day. We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. This week we discuss the joys of hill-rolling, an unfortunate chap has a runny bum when out with his wife, and we tackle quite possibly the worst story we've ever covered. Brace yourselves!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 65 - "My Uncle Frank"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 47:45


    Haul in or get off the pot, The Gentlemen return! We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. It's a bumper episode this week featuring our new hero and possibly our favourite story so far; Uncle Frank. Brace yourselves for a horrible story about a medical emergency, and a man holds childhood guilt about an event from his past. This is a bad one. We'll finish off with some more of the best nicknames sent in by listeners to try and wash off the filth. You might need a shower after this one.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 64 - "Teacher's Bin"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 32:27


    The Gentlemen rip another layer off Season Six as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. In the bowl this week; a listener discovers he's been using the toilet wrong for years, some Scouse kids make a teacher quit, and a chap gets revenge on his new girlfriend's kid. We end by returning to some of the high quality euphemism content that made us viral on Tik-Tok! No high roads to be taken here!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 63 - "The Stress Crayon"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 38:18


    The Gentlemen return with a brand new season as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We're on thin ice already as we tackle special needs kids in shops, an elderly woman creates a lasting memory for a listener, and we're back with more train-based poo shenanigans. The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 62 - "Christmas Bucket"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 31:15


    Grab a great big bucket of Christmas y'all! This episode is full of festive fails and yuletide yuckies! We've got the usual ingredients for a treasured family Christmas, fights, farts, hospital trips, and more to boot! It doesn't matter if you're on Santa's list or not, pour yourself a stiff one and join The Gentlemen as we round out the year in style!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 61 - "Halloween Special II"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 30:41


    Something dark and mysterious has returned from the grave of Season Five... It's the Halloween Special! This week two of the Gentlemen return to haunt your nightmares with four brand new spooky-themed (not really) stories. You can run, you can hide, but the smell of poop and pumpkins will find you.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 60 - "Watch This!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 39:13


    We destroy the bowl of Season Five with one final push. In this bumper episode we throw caution to the wind as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We start this one with a queef, then head into some dangerous territory with Luke - the scatalogical nightmare! Finally we bring you a selection a vomit based stories before discussing the current shape of the Greek economy. It's been a real one!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 59 - "Side Missions IV"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 33:02


    You know we couldn't make a whole season with all of us being around! So Charlie and Jon unite from different parts of the world to bring you the fourth helping of Side Missions! In this episode we discuss natural skin remedies, discover what "Peacocking" is, and go through some more responses to questions posed in earlier episodes, like "What's the craziest thing you've ever done when horny"...The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 58 - "Til Cheeks Do Us Part"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 43:20


    The Gents return with another bountiful bouquet of absolute bull from the web and our inbox! This week we discuss Train poop shenanigans, a band member gets an eyeful, some grandparents see the family jewels, and a man jacks in his job. Our Agony Aunt section returns where a woman is at her wits end with her husbands gas situation, and we recount some of the internet's favourite adult film titles. Strap in, strap up, and strap on! Let's get thready!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 57 - "Holy Prostate"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 41:39


    Today's episode is a yucky one! We run through some amazing (horrible) headlines, a young video-store employee has a toilet shocker, some lads create multi-racial chaos in a tower block lift, and a guy has an poo-tinged melt down when meeting the in-laws. We question exactly what our Lord is into, and our evening question; "What's the most inappropriate thing you've done in someone else's house?". Prepare yourself!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 56 - "The Bathroom Stomper"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 37:28


    Welcome to the moistest episode of The Thread of Gentlemen yet! We're dropping heavy loads of comedy reactions right into your ear holes. This week's stories include some suspiciously filled doughnuts, Simba gets rowdy with a sleeping lady, and a man tests out something he's only ever heard about online. Chaos will ensue.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 55 - "Water Poolo"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 34:18


    It's time to lower the tone! This week's hilarious stories and confessions take a dark turn with a military themed revenge story. Two lovers in the throws of passion get caught in a fecal blame game, Larry panics at the pool, and our Agony Uncle section returns as we discover the haunting reason our storyteller doesn't sleep at night. Strap up, strap in, and strap on! This week is a feisty one!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 54 - "Grunt Sculptures"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 33:02


    Roll up for another dose of depravity! This week a young man gets a sign from the insect world to stop abusing his meat. Next up, an enthusiastic couple cause an eye raising injury, and a man experiences his lowest point in a chicken shop bathroom. Our Agony Aunt section continues with an angry open letter to the perpetrator of a fecal crime and we ask, "What's the weirdest euphemism you've heard?". Strap in dear listeners and let the gentlemen lower the tone!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 53 - "Holes Is Holes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 50:29


    What's with the van people? Welcome back to the funniest and grossest stories sent in by listeners and on the internet! This week a man takes a real gamble outside the hospital - and loses. A pub crawl with the rugby team goes massively wrong when a drug hungry reveller leaves a trail of mystery behind him, and we finally tackle the now internet-famous story... The Poop Knife. Finally, we hear about a massive over-reaction dressed as revenge, and we ask "What's The Weirdest Things You Did When You Were Horny?"... Brace yourself.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 52 - The Sh*tterfall

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 34:24


    Get ready for another wipe of the most hilarious listener stories on the web! The Gentlemen are back with this weeks bountiful selection of tall tales and funny stories. On the menu this week; a young lad plays a risky prank on his mum, the tour life catches up with a musician on the road, and once again a pizza box is forced to hold something other than a delicious doughy snack!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 51 - The Dark Patches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 31:24


    We're back for Season Five with a further drop in morals and a big dose of depravity! Get ready for more hilarious, vomit inducing stories sent in by listeners and from the intenet! This week we discuss the worst thing to happen on the London Underground, a chilli enthusiast needs to dispose of his crop better, a drunk man has a stroke - or wipe - of genius, and we break down some of the best tall tales your mates have told you!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bonus - Robot Wars (Outtake)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 2:04


    Season Five is bubbling in the pot, so here's a starter to get you in the mood! This outtake from Season Four was too funny to be stranded on the cutting room floor. Prepare to have your childhood ruined as The Gentlemen consider Robot Wars...See you soon for Season Five!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 50 - Mother Theresa's Bits

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 40:32


    We've reached the end of Season Four, so sit back & relax as we end it with some more hilarious horrible stories sent in by listeners & scraped from the underbelly of the internet! This week we discuss chunder antics in McDonalds, the worst way to get a call back from a one night stand, a risky story about a fart that goes awry, Santa goes rogue, and some hospital stories to keep worried about getting old! See you soon for Season 5!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 49 - "Side Missions III"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 27:21


    Whilst Charlie is off on his "honeymoon", we're force feeding you another spoonful of that there Side Missions.Ben & Johnny go through a traumatising tale about about a poor lizard. Then we keep things light with some horrendous pet names for lovers, and some of the worst seggs stories ever read out. Bring tarp, terps, and a net - it's about to get wild!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 48 - Once Upon a Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 37:24


    Having a good day? The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns to change all that! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your ears with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories from the internet and sent in by listeners. This week we've got a difficult choice in a toilet cubicle, a lad tried his best to impregnate his pillow, and who is the one armed watcher? As if all that isn't enough, we run through some amazing stories proving once and for all that kids are stupid.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 47 - The BEST Nicknames (Part Three)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 39:26


    Ready, Thready, Go! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your eye holes with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories... better follow this one up with a dose of Penicillin just to be safe. This week we've got a twisted time at the teddy bear's picnic, a Scottish camper makes some terrible decisions, and a toilet phone caller learns a terrible lesson. Finally, you keep sending in your best nicknames - and we'll keep reading them! - the BEST nicknames part three!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 46 - A Tube of Beige Havoc

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 38:31


    Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of hilarious internet stories. This week we're reading about a kid who has a shocker whilst flexing in the shower, a guy makes a fart sponge, and we delve into a relatable tale about night club toilets. Join us for further discussion into our recent Surstromming stinky fish challenge video on Youtube!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 45 - There Was No Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 28:11


    This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another hilarious confessions and funny stories sent in by listeners - so we can all learn from their mistakes! Today we've got a cautionary tale for dog walkers and an accidental win for a bush bandit, a lad overhears something harrowing in Tescos, Gaz teaches a young labourer some life lessons, and we've got a list of the most shameful nuts you'd admit to over the internet!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 44 - The BEST Nicknames (Part Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 29:10


    Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of deep-fried depravity. This week we're talking nosey neighbours, a woman with a stomach upset has an absolute shocker immortalised in time, and we return to a fan favourite - the BEST nicknames you've ever heard!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 43 - "He Did WHAT In Morrisons?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 33:31


    Prepare to have your faith in humanity destroyed. This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny break down Stephen Hawking's alleged midget fetish, some children spread a poo as far as it will go, a chap called Steve has a bad time, and a drug-addled party boy reaches critical brown in the alcohol aisle. As if that's not enough, we serve you some horror stories from the buffet restaurant. The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 42 - "Side Missions II"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 28:05


    Kipps is ill with some kind of chest infection/STD, so we're bringing you another dollop of Side Missions. Johnny & Charlie go through some of the best comments on a recent TikTok post that went viral, we play a quick game of gross girls vs gross boys, we return to the Darwin Awards with some real plonkers, and there's possibly the grimmest story of all time. Hold tight!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 41 - "The Smell Of..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 38:54


    This week we roll through a poo-tinged revenge story, a young man plays with a lighter whilst having a dump, and we experience the return of Kevin. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 40 - "Chicken Boyz"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2024 29:01


    Season four keeps rolling on as we explore haemorrhoids, a very confident man doesn't share, and some young lads take a road trip with a monster munch theme. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 39 - "The Drunken Sailor"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2024 33:07


    New Year. Same Gentlemen. We've got a fresh selection of yucky tales to start off your year right! A young man has a smelly appendage, a bad uncle feeds a fish, and some hooligans plan a bun heist!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 38 - "The Xmas Trebuchet Special"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 46:44


    Oh Holy Night we're back! We kick off Season 4 with our 2023 Christmas Special. Unwrap a fresh Christmas selection including doggy diarrhoea, trebuchets, scarring of minors and a strange man called Roy. Merry Christmas y'all! Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 37 - "Halloween Special"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 32:12


    Whilst we're stir the cauldron of Season 4, we make an offering. Some of the spookiest and scariest stories from the first three seasons of the podcast! Here be wrong'uns...Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 36 - "Best of Season Three"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 41:39


    Relive the best moments from The Thread of Gentlemen third season with this best of compilation! There's poops, there's drawings on seagulls, and something heinous happens to a mac and cheese. Hot damn!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 35 - "Mr Daddy & The Corpsebagging"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 39:31


    The Thread of Gentlemen conclude Season Three with a bang - or a bag actually. Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. We've got some Irish wedding japes, Mr Daddy torments a teen hiking group, and a group of emos accidentally molest a corpse. I never thought I'd have to type that.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 34 - "Pootism & The Blind War"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 32:43


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast welcomes you once again! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. The space beneath the bottom of the barrel deepens as we learn about a chap named Phil, some more poops in cars, and a loose cannon wages a one man war-of-attrition against the blind community. Plus, are these the most embarrassing situations ever? Let's find out...Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 33 - "SIDE MISSIONS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 39:09


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns with SIDE MISSIONS! Ben is off in Amsterdam this week, so we're going through a list of our favourite Urban Dictionary horrors and some of the worst ever sex stories. Hot damn. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 32 - "How To Flush Floating Poop"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 40:39


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This episode has one of the worst things we've ever heard on the podcast and we're a year deep now. Plus, some self help on what NOT to do with floaters, we all get a bit worried about a story involving kids, and are petrol stations the place to be?Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 31 - "Goldfish Goulash"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 37:02


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. In store this week is a horrible tale about drunk teenagers and goldfish, we break down the Darwin Awards top contenders, and round up some mental conspiracy theories. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 30 - "POW!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 33:00


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time around there's brown stained trauma at Glastonbury Festival, there's a strong contender for the worst morning ever, and we hear about a bad dad. We break down a list of the craziest stories from Amsterdam hotels. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 29 - The Brown Prologue

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 38:00


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time around what happens at church camp doesn't stay at church camp, an ill man does the food shop, and a guy wakes up the in-laws. We break down a list of the best travel complaints ever. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 28 - "The Coat hanger"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 35:50


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time we hear about a Mission Impossible themed dump, a bereaved woman makes a poor choice, and a coat hanger becomes a weapon. We also break down Reddit's most nope things a sexual partner has asked. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 27 - "The Hulk Hogan with Sam Golin"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2023 42:44


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time we are joined by comedian Sam Golin who helps us tackle fecal car decoration, a passed out guy gets decorated for Christmas, Roy's dad's secret, the double diver, and we talk Reddit's guiltiest faps. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 26 - "Florida Man..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 35:07


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. There's masturbation on trains, a weekend of bowel problems, the weekend comes early, and we play "The Florida Man" game. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 25 - "Cum Jars & Butter Beans"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 34:58


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time we hear about a horrible jar, the worst teenage group outing, a bogey mystery, we meet "The Pirate" and we hear a heartwarming tale about lentils. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 24 - "The Seagull Artisté"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 46:04


    Join us for another dose of The Thread of Gentlemen podcast! We react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. We hear a period drama poo story, a young lad gets humbled by an older lady, Glen is the worst friend ever, a seagull gets it's dues, and we rattle off some toilet mishaps. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 23 - "Bambi"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 37:14


    The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. Kicking off with an office based assault, a lad has a mad brother, there's a nutter in the local gym, some airborne pants, and we reel off some of the best nicknames on the internet. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Season Three Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 1:54


    Thrice as nice! The Gentlemen return for Season 3 on June 7th with the usual array of drunk tales, toilet mishaps, and insane stories.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 22 - "Best of Season Two"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 30:20


    It's a ruddy best of episode! Relive some of our favourite stories, moments, and anarchy from Season Two. Featuring a guy violating a bin, a kebab overreaction, the worst morning ever, some naughty teens experiment with laxatives, and Ben introduces a new insensitive character for Season Three... We'll see you there!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 21 - "Bumshots!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 41:54


    We round out this season of The Thread of Gentlemen with some quality grot. We discuss Stanley and his Bumshots, a thoughtful Xmas present back fires, a worker takes his job security - and his pants - into his own hands, what's the worst thing that's ever happened during sex?, and a new legend is born in the kitchen bin. Thanks for listening!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 20 - "Between Elephants & Beavers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 41:11


    Discover new and interesting facts to make you a better person this week with The Thread of Gentlemen. We discuss dodgy vanilla flavourings, a bit of anal goes wrong, a guy called Tony needs better friends, a shop gets redecorated in the worst possible way, and two legends make a sink-full of chunder someone else's problem. Hot damn.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 19 - "An Overreaction"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 43:58


    Jump back in the saddle with The Thread of Gentlemen. This episodes sees us wrestle monolithic topics. Topics such as school plastic chair farts, a massive overreaction at a stag party, and moron does some DIY that wreaks havoc on his butthole. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 18 - "Finding Nemo"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 36:46


    This one is really grim. Be warned. The Gentlemen discuss mid-orgasm cramps, a young lad has two trouser accidents in quick succession, another guy glues down carpet with spunk, and we play a new game that upsets us beyond belief.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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