They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

What a week to be alive! Real Housewives of Miami are back and boy did we miss them!We recap Love Hotel Ep 7, Real housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 14, The Valley S2 Ep 9 and Next Gen NYC S1 Ep 2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We saw Erika Jayne in the flesh and she was amazing!We recap Love Hotel, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summer House, The Valley and Next Gen NYC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So... Completely forgot to release an episode last week - very sorry!!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 11, Love Hotel S1 Ep 4 and The Valley S2 Ep 6. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 10, Love Hotel Ep 3, The Valley S2 Ep 5 and Summer House S9 Ep 14! What a week to be alive, Welcome Back Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!The most beautiful Housewife list comes in around 30min 40secs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have no notes for this week, so it's a nonsensical ride!!! Recap of Love Hotel Ep 3, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep9, The Valley S2 Ep 3 and Summer House S9 Ep 13. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love Hotel is finally here and it is giving us life!!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 8, Summer House S9 Ep 12 and The Valley S2 Ep 3. Bravo TV is heating up for the summer - finally!Also, only 1 month to go until we see Erika Jayne at Koko! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's go Season 2 of The Valley! It's shaping up to be a good one. We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Summer House too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back after a little break! We get into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Reunion Part 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 4 & 5 and Summer House S9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we recap the long awaited Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Eps 15 & 16 and Summer House S9 Ep 6. Atlanta feels like home doesn't it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Reunion Part 3, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 14 and Summer House S9 Ep3. We also briefly touch on Denise Richards' new show. What do you think, we're not sure... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Part 1 & 2 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 13 and Summer House S9 Ep 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trigger Warning - Talk of suicideWe recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 11 and Rosie watched Summer House for the first time ever, so we talk about S9 Ep 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Reunion Part 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 17, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 finale - oh dear lord, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 15, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie spoke to herself this episode because Tijani's video wasn't working! Fun times were had! We recap Bravo TV's, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 14, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 7, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 14 (and the reunion lewks!) and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 16. Whew those messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year Everyone! We're back with a recap of Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 13 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 15. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas!! It's the last episode of 2024! How has your year been? Any highlights?We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 5, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 14. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are full of joy for the festive season! Not - lol! What is up with the Royal Mail and their opening hours?!We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 10. We briefly touch on Married to Medicine too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 9, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 12. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry it's late this week!We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep7, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S14 Ep1, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep10 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 8! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep7 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 8, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion Part 1! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're finally getting back into the swing of things. We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 7, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 17 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not even going to list episode numbers because we took a break and now we don't know where we are! We sort of recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18, Real Housewives of New York S15, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Housewives of New York is back! And dare we say it, we missed them and they feel like home! We recap Ep1 of S15 and Jenna Lyons has serious coat game!We had zero notes for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 13, so our recap is sketchy at best. But one thing we do know is Alexis Bellino acted like a prize tw*t! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 12. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're a bit more on topic this week! We briefly recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Pt 2 because it wasn't giving, so we gave it a few minutes! We get into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 1 - what a premier and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 11. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The episode where we can't stick to Bravo TV topics! We digress a lot! Somewhere in the episode we recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 10. Honestly, we drift off, but stay with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Word on the street is back, we've released this episode on time. I think we're back people! Still don't have Hayu Fan Fest tickets and we're not salty at all - LOL!We recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 13 (season finale) and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 9.#teamshannon all day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our recaps of Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 8 are all over the place! We get distracted, jump around the episodes, but it's fun, stay with us LOL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back and regular programming is resuming! We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Eps 6 & 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Eps 10 & 11.It feels good to be back and Bravo TV schedule is improving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHONJ S14 Finale - It's here, but is it the end of Real Housewives of New Jersey??? We recap the S14 finale! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 18 of Real Housewives of Orange County is here people! We recap Eps 1& 2.We also get into Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 6 & 7!It's summer, so we'll be taking breaks, check out our social media and subscribe to see when new episodes will drop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next Week's episode will be delayed to make sure we recap the RHOC season premier.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get into the Kenya Moore of it all. How are you feeling about her not returning to RHOA?We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Ep 4. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 3. Seriously, we need more Bravo shows to air. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 2. We need more Bravo TV Shows, what is happening with this schedule, because we just end up talking about random things! Do you enjoy that, should we edit it out? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode!We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Eps 4 & 5, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3 and The Valley S1 Eps11 & 12.Question - when was this season of RHONJ filmed, was it before or after the Bravocon Joe Gorga explosion? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10.We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is the GOAT. Argue with yourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley S1 Ep 9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys and her meeting with Tom (but which one?)We talk all things Bravo and get into the S11 Vanderpump Rules Finale, S14 Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier and the always giving The Valley S1 Ep 8.If you don't already, go follow Brummy Mummy of 2 on all the things! Listen to her podcast - The Phone Box Podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing.Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it. UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL! Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!!We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs!We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess.Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a fan of Miss EJ's show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.comWe get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up with no Bravo Shows when there's sporting events? However, we are here for Beyonce's country album announcement!Because of the Super Bowl (ugh) we only recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 16. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.