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Welcome to the They're Not Even Real Housewives Housewives Though Podcast, a weekly gossip sesh where Rosie and I discuss all things The Real Housewives. Think less structured well thought out episodes & more two friends drinking wine & shooting the sh*t

They're Not Even Real Housewives Though Podcast


    • May 19, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    She's The Ultimate Buy A Wife Kit!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 94:20


    We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 10, Love Hotel Ep 3, The Valley S2 Ep 5 and Summer House S9 Ep 14! What a week to be alive, Welcome Back Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!The most beautiful Housewife list comes in around 30min 40secs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Angela Oakley - MVP!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 78:47


    We have no notes for this week, so it's a nonsensical ride!!! Recap of Love Hotel Ep 3, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep9, The Valley S2 Ep 3 and Summer House S9 Ep 13. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    You Seem Sad & Not Good At S*x!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 91:43


    Love Hotel is finally here and it is giving us life!!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 8, Summer House S9 Ep 12 and The Valley S2 Ep 3. Bravo TV is heating up for the summer - finally!Also, only 1 month to go until we see Erika Jayne at Koko! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Valley Is Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 73:48


    Let's go Season 2 of The Valley! It's shaping up to be a good one. We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Summer House too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    You Came In Strong, I am Strong!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 76:28


    We're back after a little break! We get into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Reunion Part 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 4 & 5 and Summer House S9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The RHOA Husband Who Is A Petty Little B*tch...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 63:14


    This week we recap the long awaited Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Eps 15 & 16 and Summer House S9 Ep 6. Atlanta feels like home doesn't it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    She's Not That Wild!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 67:27


    We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Reunion Part 3, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 14 and Summer House S9 Ep3. We also briefly touch on Denise Richards' new show. What do you think, we're not sure... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    At Least Say I Love You First!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 72:46


    We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Part 1 & 2 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 13 and Summer House S9 Ep 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Only Two Years Left To Catch A D*ck!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 73:52


    Trigger Warning - Talk of suicideWe recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 11 and Rosie watched Summer House for the first time ever, so we talk about S9 Ep 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    It's All Going to Sh*t!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 65:00


    This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Reunion Part 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 17, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    We're All In A Lose, Lose, Lose!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 82:10


    We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 finale - oh dear lord, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 15, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    We're A Recap Show That's Forgotten the Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 78:43


    Rosie spoke to herself this episode because Tijani's video wasn't working! Fun times were had! We recap Bravo TV's, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 14, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 7, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 14 (and the reunion lewks!) and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 16. Whew those messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    New Show for 2025... Vicki Gunvalson, Bounty Hunter!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 79:18


    Happy New Year Everyone! We're back with a recap of Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 13 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 15. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Goodbye Kyl...2024!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 97:26


    Merry Christmas!! It's the last episode of 2024! How has your year been? Any highlights?We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 5, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 14. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The One Where Salt Lake and New York Angers Us!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 82:35


    We are full of joy for the festive season! Not - lol! What is up with the Royal Mail and their opening hours?!We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 10. We briefly touch on Married to Medicine too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Top Gun is the new Sound Bath!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 79:20


    We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 9, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 12. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    It's Beverley Hills Time Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 84:26


    Sorry it's late this week!We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep7, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S14 Ep1, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep10 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 8! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    She's A Weird Duck!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 88:19


    We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep7 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How Many Twins Are There In The Bravo Universe?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 73:54


    This week we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 8, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion Part 1! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Clueless, yes she is and she's aware!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 94:31


    We're finally getting back into the swing of things. We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 7, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 17 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Objectively Ryan be lying

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 93:15


    Not even going to list episode numbers because we took a break and now we don't know where we are! We sort of recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18, Real Housewives of New York S15, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The New York Ladies Are Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 79:38


    Real Housewives of New York is back! And dare we say it, we missed them and they feel like home! We recap Ep1 of S15 and Jenna Lyons has serious coat game!We had zero notes for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 13, so our recap is sketchy at best. But one thing we do know is Alexis Bellino acted like a prize tw*t! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Sharp As A Spoon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 86:30


    We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 12. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Salt Lake City Season 5 Is Here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 86:08


    We're a bit more on topic this week! We briefly recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Pt 2 because it wasn't giving, so we gave it a few minutes! We get into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 1 - what a premier and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 11. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The episode where we Mention It All!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 76:45


    The episode where we can't stick to Bravo TV topics! We digress a lot! Somewhere in the episode we recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 10. Honestly, we drift off, but stay with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    What are they going to do with a farm?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 74:59


    Word on the street is back, we've released this episode on time. I think we're back people! Still don't have Hayu Fan Fest tickets and we're not salty at all - LOL!We recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 13 (season finale) and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 9.#teamshannon all day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    We're Also Going To Hell!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 65:47


    Our recaps of Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 8 are all over the place! We get distracted, jump around the episodes, but it's fun, stay with us LOL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    RHODubai's Sara is an conundrum!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 83:14


    We're back and regular programming is resuming! We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Eps 6 & 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Eps 10 & 11.It feels good to be back and Bravo TV schedule is improving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    RHONJ S14 Finale!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 64:24


    RHONJ S14 Finale - It's here, but is it the end of Real Housewives of New Jersey??? We recap the S14 finale! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bumper Episode - RHOC S18 Is Here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 112:52


    Season 18 of Real Housewives of Orange County is here people! We recap Eps 1& 2.We also get into Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 6 & 7!It's summer, so we'll be taking breaks, check out our social media and subscribe to see when new episodes will drop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Has He Even Been Tired?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 70:39


    Next Week's episode will be delayed to make sure we recap the RHOC season premier.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Don't Start None, Won't Be None!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 66:40


    We get into the Kenya Moore of it all. How are you feeling about her not returning to RHOA?We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Ep 4. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    It's not the intention, it's the impact!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 74:26


    We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 3. Seriously, we need more Bravo shows to air. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Marry, F, Kill with the Countess!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 66:00


    We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 2. We need more Bravo TV Shows, what is happening with this schedule, because we just end up talking about random things! Do you enjoy that, should we edit it out? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    She has Sutton-itis!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 90:16


    This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode!We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Eps 4 & 5, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3 and The Valley S1 Eps11 & 12.Question - when was this season of RHONJ filmed, was it before or after the Bravocon Joe Gorga explosion? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    He's Not That Tall, But Can Look In Windows

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 75:17


    We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10.We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is the GOAT. Argue with yourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Brunch That Kept On Brunching!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2024 79:12


    Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley S1 Ep 9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    All Things Bravo with Brummy Mummy of 2!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 82:23


    This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys and her meeting with Tom (but which one?)We talk all things Bravo and get into the S11 Vanderpump Rules Finale, S14 Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier and the always giving The Valley S1 Ep 8.If you don't already, go follow Brummy Mummy of 2 on all the things! Listen to her podcast - The Phone Box Podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    What does Jax Taylor & Fred Flinstone have in common?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 82:23


    We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing.Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    New Episode!! VPR and The Valley Keeping Us Going

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 92:08


    Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Scheana only V.I.Pees!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 88:01


    Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it. UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Vanderpump Villa - Oh lala!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2024 95:28


    There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL! Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Get his D*ck Out Because It's Tiny & Funny!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 114:50


    So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!!We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    When is Jo, because it's not 2024?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 91:57


    We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    A Brock In A China Shop!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 100:25


    Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs!We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess.Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a fan of Miss EJ's show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Kandi Burruss of Sandwiches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 113:39


    It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    First Stage Of Rage!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 112:45


    Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.comWe get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Superbowl Ruined Our Bravo Week!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 81:05


    What is up with no Bravo Shows when there's sporting events? However, we are here for Beyonce's country album announcement!Because of the Super Bowl (ugh) we only recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 16. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Merce is Dispersed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 81:17


    We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 12, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 15 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 15. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Vanderpump Rules is BACK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 95:34


    We recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 14 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 14. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Monica - Queen of Self Sabotage?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 91:02


    What a week! We get into weird conspiracy theories on the internet, cats on a train and musicals.In between all of that we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Finale, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 23 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 13. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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