Turtle Jet Podcasts

Welcome back to The Flagrant! In this episode, Sam recaps Game 1 of the NBA Finals (0:36), where the Warriors went wrong in the 4th quarter (5:32), and Boston's dominating performance from 3 (11:38).

In this episode of The Flagrant, Sam discusses the Warriors making it back to The Finals (0:11), Luka Doncic and the West's future (4:31), and closes recapping the incredible performance by Jimmy Butler in Game 6 (9:48).

Welcome back to The Flagrant, where Sam Jefferson will be breaking down the rest of these 2022 NBA Playoffs. In this episode Sam discusses the Mavericks living and dying by the three (0:49), Kevon Looney and Stephen Curry's MVP-level performances (4:19), and the Mavericks lack of secondary creation (11:48). Moving onto Heat-Celtics, Sam discusses Al Horford's remarkable immune system (15:08), and the impact of Kyle Lowry's return (20:12).

Hey! Welcome to The Flagrant where Sam Jefferson will be breaking down the 2022 NBA Playoffs. On this shows first episode, Sam talks about how the Warriors points came from everyone and everywhere (0:54), the shock factor for the Mavs guarding Golden States motion offense (5:44), and how many players he'd currently take over Luka Doncic (11:54).

On this highly anticipated episode of Quote of the Day, Grace talks with her friend and UVM sophomore Ben Craig. The two discuss the joy of pooping (1:18), Ben's hope for his roommates to experience menopause (8:48), dreaming on (18:52), competing (and losing) in a capture the flag tournament (21:37), and Ben's love for his butt (41:31).

In this episode of The Sunday Turnaround, Sam sits down and chats with longtime family friend and digital text painter Jean Bolte. Bolte has been recognized for her award-winning models in films such as Star Wars: Attack of the Clones and Deepwater Horizon. Together, Sam and Jean discuss the salmon scales she used to help her make the mermaids in Pirates of the Caribbean (4:46), the ultimate reward of loving your job (12:26), the importance of public speaking in school (18:50), and the downfall of adding too much CGI into a film (28:53). Enjoy!

Welcome back to Quote of the Day! On this episode, Grace and her friend Gabi Canales unpack their friendship through quotes. The two discuss Gabi's love for Fifth Harmony (2:25), Gabi's hatred for fruit (11:57), the time Gabi accidentally started an online Revolution (23:24), and Spirit Airlines.

After taking a few weeks of for no reason, the BackPorch Boys make their triumphant return with some discussion of Kevin James, concrete, and Dababy. Enjoy!

Hey everyone! Dinner Time is a new show here on the Turtle Jet Podcast feed, hosted by the two strikingly handsome UVM sophomores Sam Hurwitz and Sam Jefferson. In this weeks episode the Sams talk about recent haircuts and personality tests, why Sam H stopped going to his dentist and doctor (9:42), a recent acquaintance break up (14:32), their picks for Super Bowl Sunday (19:49), and how Sam J got the "Wordle" in one (26:48). If you'd like to find more Dinner Time content, you can find the show @uvmdinnertime on Instagram. Enjoy.

The 10th episode of The Sunday Turnaround is here! In this episode Sam talks about the "2.0" things he's learned as a 20 year old (1:33), taking a shower in his pajamas (10:10), the Wordle world takeover (19:00), and the fact of the day (23:40). Enjoy.

On this day 3 years ago, Grace Visco wrote down a funny quote she heard on the school bus. She thought this would be a one time thing. Spoiler alert: it was not. Welcome to the third birthday episode of Quote of the Day! On this episode, Grace talks to three different people about three different quotes that have had an impact on her over the years. Tune in to hear about Grace's bad driving (3:18), fun memories with her college roommate who became the sister she never had (21:33), and her legacy as her high school's back to back lip sync battle champion (1:00:28). Happy 3rd birthday Quote of the Day!

In a rather discombobulated pod, the boys overcome some technical issues to bring you a few jokes to brighten your day! They talk about Chuck E. Cheese experiences, powdered wigs, sneezing habits, roast beef, and much more!

In this episode, Sam hosts Mae Nagusky, a fellow UVM Sophomore who produces podcasts for the Community News Service in Vermont. Together, they discuss her new podcast focused on the 29029 Everest(!) Vermont climbing challenge (5:03), Yes Theory and seeking discomfort in our day to day lives (11:29), and they finish chatting about how Mae almost made it into the Guinness World Record book (28:02). We hope you enjoy!

Joe, Will, and Ethan answer a few "Would You Rather?" questions. Things get contentious as they debate which cereals should be allowed to continue production, how to survive a zombie apocalypse, and Joe's banishment from the state of Kentucky.

Today, the boys talk a little bit about technology and how it has affected their lives. More specifically, they cover some matters relating to social media and how it creates our perceptions of each other. There's some jokes and some food for thought, listen along and enjoy!

Joe and Will sit down with Ethan who may potentially join the boys full time. The trio start off talking about some of their fitness habits followed by a discussion on the recent news regarding Antonio Brown. After that, things go off the rails. The boys talk about nightmares, space, the ocean, and Joe continues to dig himself a deeper hole with Italy. Take a mental vacation and listen to the boys chop it up!

In a guest-less pod, the boys lead off with some dialogue about Joe's new hairstyle followed by some goals for 2022 with a side of pandemic-talk where they share their thoughts on the new film, “Don't Look Up.” It all ties into some discussion about the legitimacy of Jake Paul's boxing career and wraps up with some obligatory Breaking Bad talk. Enjoy!

In the inaugural episode of the BackPorch Pod, your hosts, Joe and Will, chat it up with personal trainer and Youtuber, Jackson Desjardins. The boys pick Jackson's brain about his 100 pound weight loss transformation and how that has impacted his life both mentally and physically. You won't want to miss this one!

Episode 8 of The Sunday Turnaround is here! In this week's solo episode, Sam talks about New Year's Resolutions (2:29), the fear of joining the "professional" world (11:49), watching Don't Look Up with his family (22:48), and his perhaps worrisome amount of NBA media consumption (26:11). Hope you all enjoy the intro.

Welcome to the most disastrous and hectic episode of Quote of the Day! On this very special episode, Grace interviews her two 17 year old brothers Theo and Cooper. The three discuss how Theo has benefitted from having an older sister and kind of (?) being the youngest in the family (3:29), the funny Mii characters they created as kids (15:46), the time Grace broke Theo's collarbone (36:16), the family hot dog costume (57:36), what it's like sharing a birthday (1:07:16), and Theo and Cooper's personal vendettas against Ram trucks (1:10:34).

In this episode Sam hosts his good friend and fellow UVM sophomore Maddy Love. Together, they talk about crocheting and getting away from your phone (6:29), Maddy's poem "The Dinner Table" (17:29), the skate group DTVT she's apart of and how it was created (26:44), how to gain confidence with meeting new people (37:49), and close the episode reflecting on one important lesson they learned this semester (53:28).

In this episode Sam hosts two of his closest friends, Nate and Aidan. Together, they discuss whether their college town feels like home yet (6:07), their COVID graduation (22:19), how Sam can find his wife this year (44:23), and Aidan's first date conundrum (1:05:10).

Episode 5 of The Sunday Turnaround is here! This week's guest is none other than the great Will "Dusty" Cousineau. On today's episode we talk about Dusty's stand-up comedy outings (2:09), how he tries to keep a positive mindset in his day to day life (9:43), his advice for younger college students as a senior (27:33), and we close with some fun hypothetical questions, covering celebrities, athletes, video games and more (39:45).

In this episode of The Sunday Turnaround Sam and Tate play a game called New Jersey True or False (5:20), and then do a deep dive into Astrology discussing it's validity and importance in Tate's life (19:01). Enjoy :)

On this very special episode of Quote of the Day, Grace interviews her hometown friend and UMASS Amherst sophomore Ryan Devereaux. Together the two unpack some of their greatest memories through Ryan's best quotes. Tune in to hear all about the history of Quote of the Day (00:45), the time Grace fell down a waterfall (05:10), controversial rainbow spaghetti (45:42), their ugly windowless high school (53:27), and the time they listened to the song “UCLA” over and over and over and over and over again (1:17:26).

Hey everyone! This week is a Solo Sunday with me (Sam) on the mic. In episode 3 I talk about my four square filled Thanksgiving break (3:17), the need to schedule fun in college (12:53), and tell a story about bumping into a UVM student at the airport (16:48). I hope you enjoy.

Episode 2 of The Sunday Turnaround is here! This episode features my good friend Enzo Boone, where we talk about if pineapple belongs on pizza (3:04), the gamesmanship of school (11:32), the absurd proficiency of musicians (27:37), our childhood WHAT IFs (35:03), and the magic of the holiday season (49:23).

On this episode of Quote of the Day, Grace talks with her friend Kate Rosenberg as the two review some of Kate's greatest quotes. The two UVM sophomores discuss Mercy Hall quarantine (9:13), pink hair (18:43), their fun times on the Redstone Green (25:33), and hook up culture in college (42:54).

Welcome to The Sunday Turnaround! In this weeks episode Sam Jefferson chats with UVM's Alcohol and Drugs Initiatives Manager Tom Fontana about his journey to becoming a counselor (4:37), parenting during the social media era (24:15), and finish off chatting about whether Tom would reincarnate as a dog or cat (38:15). If you have any suggestions for next week's guest feel free to DM @turtlejetpodcasts on Instagram. Enjoy!

Welcome to Quote of the Day! Every day for the past 3 years, UVM sophomore Grace Visco has been writing down the silliest, wackiest, deepest, weirdest, best things she hears each day in the notes app on her phone, which has now turned into the Quote of the Day show. On this episode, Grace reviews some of her friend Alex Boehm's best quotes. Together, the two sophomores discuss Tinder for ghosts, the controversial nickname “Gracie,” Alex's long journey for the Johnson and Johnson vaccine, Grace's debilitating germophobia, and the Me Too movement.