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Unsolicited relationship advice (and more) from a sweet lady and an evil man. Weekly episodes every Thursday.

Lily + Brando


    • Jan 26, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 57 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Two to Tango Podcast

    Dating Bio Red Flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2023 58:37


    Have you watched The Last of Us? What are some red flags you see in dating profiles? Would you get on a plane without your partner?

    Hot Girl 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 58:33


    How are we trending in the new year? What is an ideal date night for a married couple? AITA returns!

    Hello & Goodbye to 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 65:33


    We haven't recorded an episode in over a year. This is what we've been up to.

    Spoiler Alert

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 37:36


    What did we think of Spider-Man: No Way Home without spoiling it? What did we learn about each other since getting married? Would you let your best friend stay at your place alone with your spouse?

    2 Booze 2 Cast in Punta Cana

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 47:59


    We're drunk in Punta Cana, ‘nuff said.

    Diamonds are Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 57:46


    Does it hit different now? What was our favourite part of our wedding day? Is your fiancée worth $10,000?

    Just Married

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2021 69:05


    We got married!

    Stay at Home Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 43:04


    What are we looking forward to the most at the wedding? When is being a "stay at home" spouse just called being lazy?

    Spicy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 53:10


    We're two months away from the big day. Can you forgive a parent for missing your wedding to attend your sibling's wedding? What is our biggest fight?

    First Birthday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 65:36


    One year since we recorded our first episode! We have two Am I the Asshole stories for you!

    Season Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 33:02


    Brando was a bit mad but we got through a story about a girl who lost her fiance to her sister.

    Second Shot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 32:14


    What do you celebrate about on Canada Day? What would you do if your partner bought you a house without your knowledge?

    Bummer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 65:46


    In our long-awaited return, we discuss the tragedies out in Kamloops, BC and London, ON before trying to swing the mood back with a story about changing diapers.

    Bad Dress

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 59:30


    What would be the cause for our breakup? How have the Leafs been through four playoff games? How do you tell your partner you don't like their wedding dress?

    Go Leafs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 51:04


    Some great news about the Leafs heading into the playoffs. A woman gives birth on the 407. When is it too late to back out of a wedding?

    First Shot

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 59:20


    Would you be in an open relationship? Is love a feeling or a choice? Would you make your partner choose between yourself and their best friend?

    Safety

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 47:06


    We booked our appointments to get our first vaccine shots! Do you agree with NHL verdict on Tom Wilson? Do you care if your partner wears a ring on their ring finger before engagement?

    8/10

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 52:20


    How many people named "Josh" do you know? What is the kindest thing you've seen your partner ever do? What would you do if you heard you partner giving you a rating out of 10?

    George Floyd

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 69:39


    What were the three charges that Derek Chauvin was found guilty for? Why is money a hot button topic?

    COVID Fatigue

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 49:50


    Brando farted on Lily's foot - a huge fight ensues. Are you ready to go back to the office? Would you sell your wife's homemade food without her knowledge?

    Shitty Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 33:21


    Is it cheating if your partner sleeps in a bed with somebody else? Would you rather lose your most cherished memory or know that you've already had your happiest moment in life? Is it fair to prove a point about your dietary restrictions?

    Dumb Smile

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 67:24


    What has your partner taught you? Should your rich friend pay for stuff? Should you be required to smile formally for formal pictures?

    Proposal Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 61:20


    What are some cheap date ideas? What proposal advice would you give? Do ex-partners deserve closure?

    Buckingham Palace

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 77:37


    What compliments do you wish you receive more of from your partner? What's the deal with the Windsors? How do you invalidate a dying man's will?

    Off Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 49:20


    What does our podcast sound like when we aren't motivated to record?

    Birthday Cake

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 44:58


    What was your first kiss like? How is Quarantine 2.0 going? What would you do if your partner ate your birthday cake?

    Poo Poo Bunghole

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 51:44


    Would you rather always be on top or bottom? What do you think about the racism against Asian-Americans and Asian-Canadians? Why hate being given a bidet as a gift?

    Cuck or Be Cucked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 43:37


    Would you rather cheat or watch your partner sleep with somebody else? How do you celebrate Lunar New Year? Will you pay for your child's wedding if you hate their partner?

    Valentime's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 55:10


    Would you forgive your partner for cheating? How do you celebrate February 14? What professional benefits do married men get at work?

    Gamestonk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 65:16


    How many kids do we want to have? What is going on with GameStop? Does sex count as a birthday present?

    Mamma Mia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 71:18


    What is your biggest dating regret? How is dating like in quarantine? Is it unnatural to marry your step-sibling?

    Chinese Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 68:14


    How do we resolve arguments? Why do white terrorists get preferential treatment? Would you uninvited your sibling from your wedding if they disrespect your fiancé?

    New Year, Same Sh!t

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 67:10


    Who is going to win the World Juniors? What are your New Year's Resolutions? What do you do when you don't get along with your partner's friends' partners?

    Death to 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 71:13


    What were your moments of personal growth this year? What were your positive moments from this year? How much do you care for the gender of your child?

    Married for Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 71:57


    What are your unpopular opinions? Who is allowed to be called "Doctor?" What needs to happen to change your mind about marriage?

    Spiderpunk 2077

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 60:08


    What are your favourite winter activities? Will we see all three Peter Parkers in the next Spider-Man movie? What would make you return a Christmas gift you intended to give out?

    Cheap Ass Fiancé

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 60:58


    What are good gifts to give your partner? Who should be playing certain acting roles? Where do you draw the line between savvy negotiator and annoying cheapskate?

    Boozecast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 52:55


    I completely forgot what we were talking about. Something about dicks. NSFW. Please enjoy.

    nsfw boozecast
    Boycott Chappelle's Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 61:00


    What even is an Oxford comma? Would you sell yourself to be successful? What dietary restrictions justify changing a wedding caterer?

    Good Conflicts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 70:12


    What Hogwarts House do we belong in? What are "Good Conflicts?" Would you choose your best friend over your sister?

    GREAT SUCCESS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 68:05


    Which celebrity would you be friends with? What effect did Borat have on the election? Would you trade places with your stay-at-home partner?

    Post-Election Night Results Eve

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 59:34


    When did we know that we loved each other? When do we know the results of this election? What is a good enough reason to be engaged with urgency?

    Cookbooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 62:10


    What is something you haven't done with your partner? Why did the Leafs play so bad during February? How do you deal with your partner's terrible cooking?

    Loaded Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 67:04


    Is your partner your ideal type? What kind of screening questions do you ask on a date? How do you deal with your partner's "loaded questions?"

    Boundaries

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 69:40


    Who is your cartoon crush? Why do boundaries need to established? What do you do with your new momma's boy husband?

    Gossip Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 61:37


    What food reminds you of your partner? When will we have kids? Is it okay to date your stepsibling?

    Significant Other Landlord

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 65:16


    What would happen if we switched bodies? How racist is Canada? Would you pay rent to your significant other?

    Origin Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 64:42


    Will Breonna Taylor ever get justice? How did we meet? Why would anybody destroy an engagement ring?

    Love Languages

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 62:43


    Who wears the pants in our relationship? What is your love language? Why does everybody want to propose at a wedding?

    Gender Reveal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 56:56


    Which one of us will survive longer in the Hunger Games? Will you throw a gender reveal party for your baby? Would you kick your brother-in-law out of your wedding?

    Wakanda Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 63:17


    How do you divide financial responsibility in a relationship? What legacy will Chadwick Boseman leave behind? How do you let a stalker down easy?

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