2 Bald Dads

Pull over dad-kissers! Legally we can't ask you to continue unless you are completely stationary. We're gonna need your full attention while we rock your socks, audibly of course. Schwing.This week we're burning down the hottest of hot topics! We're looking into our favourite situational beers, what realllllly tantalises our tastebuds and what situations makes a beer more than just a beer, you feel me? Tune in to find out!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, 2BD proudly brings to you, the podcast champions of the world!!!! The g-Dogg Matty G, the Bad Dad Chrissy W, the Two. Bald. DadssssssssssWe're back baby with another huge dad moment ep this week and we're cumming at you thick and creamy! This week we're looking. At kids saying the darndest things and how it's gotten us into hot water.The peoples segment is back!! The 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb returns this week so grab your popcorn and join us while we review the 2005 disasterpiece, The Punisher starring the bald king himself Vin Diesel! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Who let the Dad's out? Who? Who? Who? Who? It's time pull your mother-loving cars over and peel your ears cause it's Dad time!This weeks hot topic has us looking back on our school daze as we prep for our 20 year reunion! It feels like school was 5 years ago so it wild that we've found ourselves here! Join us as we look back at some school shenanigans and delve into what makes a good reunion!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Introducing the chocolate dad-fish, in the hotdog flavoured podcast, bring it on!! We've got a real creamy episode that we've creamed up to 11 on the creamer scale. It's a classic dad moment episode where we're talking near death experiences, what happens when you take a shot at the queen, we're also talking creepy cinema toilet ghosts, wOoOoOoOooooEveryone's favourite segment hot miners is back again and we take on a possible scam!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

..And on the 4th day of the week, all the super fans pulled over, and yay they said, for the Dads have risen! Blessed are the ears that are open to the dad's audio salvation!This week we're taking on, and taking down Easter, particularly the Easter hat/bonnet parade. Dubs tee eff is with the Easter hat parade? Bit of craft for mum and dads that don't have the time or skills to complete?? Who has the patience for this madness!!!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Pucker Up Dad Kissers! That's right, pucker up those ear drums and kiss those daddy sound waves. The dads are back with an indescribably huge episode!We have our classic dad moments to kick things off, we're talking how to compose yourself when your patience is tested to the max, we're also talking a classic mum stitch up with hilarious hijinx!!The bloody 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb returns!! And do we have a movie for you! We're breaking down the 1999 classic Big Daddy!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Take my strong hand and help me up cause there's another ep of 2 Bald Dads for your Thursday… and we know you're thirsty for it!That's right, we're back for an episode of mammoth proportions! This weeks hot topic is about our ageing dad bods where the mind is willing but the body is unable. We're talking aches and pains, clicks in the knee, getting up off the couch, LUMBAR STRETCHES!If that doesn't pickle your cucumber, I don't know what will!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Well hello hello and a howdy doody to you toody! It's the Toody Bald Dads here to take your Thursdays from 6 to midnight!This week we're back with a classic dad moment ep, get amongst it! We're talking why some kids can be mean, especially the ugly ones! We're also talking our experience at the whistling house, with bonus wasp!Hot Miners (don't google it) is back! This week we're looking into the seedy underbelly of bop-it record setting. Which is much, much worse than you can imagine.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Howdy freakin doody paint sniffers! That's right, the Dads are back with your weekly heaping of dadly dadderness. And boy do we have a real hog-cracker of an episode for you today!This week we've got a classic hot topic, no fluffing each other, straight to the point… with a few detours along the way. This week we're talking coaching, with one of us coming out of coaching and one of us stepping into it, we're looking at the pitfalls and fit-pauls of it all.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Well hello hello and a goody doody to you toody!! Whatever you doing, stop, pullover, go into a fugue-like state because you are going to want to hear this!We're back with another huuuuuge dad moment episode.. but with a twist. This week we're talking ageing existential crises and what to do when your kids are accidentally exposed to something that rhymes with schnine schmeleven.But the big news, it's the first episode of the hotly anticipated 2 Dad Cinema Klüb!! The most excluding film group in town, and you're invited!! These week we're taking on the classic dad movie Daddy Daycare, tune in to find out where it lands on the famous dad-o-meter!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

The Dads are back and we're ready to hit you right between the cheeks with our juicy ‘tent!! Howdy doody superfans l, get ready for our first hot topic of 2025!!We can't escape it, this week we're talking our first day of big school! What went well and what didn't go so well. True to form we'll be offering sage, yet unsolicited, parenting advice to make your school transition as smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the podcast. 2 bald dads are back to lay some serious parenting cable!This week we're back to regular programming with our dad moments of the week. We'll be talking how to defuse a tense situation after a brutal mega disc attack and why you should never get your nappy rash creams mixed up!Hit miners are back this week to talk about our Spotify day mixes as we try to break down why Spotify feel the need to throw shade at us constantly.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

May the 6th (Season) be With You… These are the dads you're looking for… We are your Bald Father… Dad or Dad not, there is no try.. and other Star Wars related quotes. If we're quoting Star Wars it can only mean one thing… we are flipping back. We are back for what not only promises to be our 6th season but also our latest season!!! If you're driving, pull that shit over and lend us your ears cause we are about to tantalise you with an orgasmic onslaught is dad goodness! To kick us off we're talking pure, logistics, we know that it's what the people want.. what will this season bring what can you, the good people of the show look forward to in 2025?!We're glad to have you back and we're glad to be back, come along with us as we navigate this thing called lyf.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Hell-Ho Hell-Ho Hell-Ho and a howdy doody to you bloody toody! We can't believe we've made it through another year!We're saving the best till last as we have an absolute belter of an episode for you! Our dad moment this week is about one of the dads getting final destinationed. We've got a huge hot miners this week, the dads have gone into each others Facebook archives and are bringing you best of best from the last 15 years! Cringes incoming.Thanks for coming with us this year, we ❤️ youLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Well well well, if it isn't the pointy end of the pointy end of the year. Here we are again but if you think The Dads are resting on their laurels you'd be wrong, dead wrong, you idiot. We're hitting it harder than ever, getting the gains we so badly desire. So pull that car over and let's get into it.This week we're talking our recent weekend away and leaving you with some tantalising travel tips that are sure to make you look like a vacay mvp!!Hugs and kisses xoLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

The band is back together, we're turning it back with a classic and, as some would say, best 2BD line up! Pull over and let get moving!This week we're talking millennial shaming, why must it cause such an existential crisis?!?! We're also talking a bit of messy spill on a kid that is not partial to mess.Hot miners is back this week and we're having a look at the special units the find the need to stick up for snakes on the internet.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Matt normally writes this and its normally far more interesting and hilarious but I'm doing it this week and I've got as much creative writing skills as a lump of white dog shit. But none the less we welcome back The Shaz this week to help us in preparation for the most wonderful time of year... Xmas!

We are back babez! The OG dad krew are tearing it up just like old timez! We're turning back the clock, to the week before last, and doing one of our classic dad moment eps. So pull the hell over and lend us your ears.This week we're talking new horizons, new, exciting ways of hurting (unintentionally) our kids with an efficiency not before seen on pod! We're also talk what to do when your kid is talking back but they're absolute zingers!Hot miners is back this week and we're taking a look into the world of fully grown male comments on female athlete photos. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Hold on to you lime Rickeys sports fans, have we got a huuuuuge episode for you!!! This week we're changing things up a feature not 0, but 1 special guests. And what a guest we have, the one the only, the long suffering MyAmber!! MyAmber is here to take on the totally legit list of the hottest bald men of 2025. Who's a hotty and who's a notty? Who knows maybe we'll a little learn something about ourselves along the way. Like, review and subscribe - hit us up at 2balddads_pod on instagram or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Giddy up Dad fans! You have been officially juiced up and left dangle. Let the dads guide you through another huge week of parenting!This week we've got a classic dad moment ep. We're taking what happens when the hurter becomes the non-hurter.. the hurtee?? Who knows! We're also touching on Halloween and hitting all the big topics like lolly fallout.Hot miners is back this week and we've got a belter for you. We're taking a dive into the fb marketplace shaft to talk some of our all time favourites.This is one mug you DO want to chug!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

2BD fans set your ears to turned on cause we have the hottest of hot episodes coming your way. Make sure you're pulled over for one cause we're back with the hot toddy himself, handsome Scott!Hot Scotty is taking us through the trials and tribs of the 1st year of big school. What are the pitfalls of the pick up and drop off, what are the WhatsApp groups like and most importantly, how to succeed at the parent 100m sprint!This is one mug you DO want to chug!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Dads, mums, other category, lend us your earholes, we'd love to full them with our audio goodness!This week we're back to our dad momies, and this week the momies are good, homie. Believe it or not we're talking dadding but who's dadding who? How does one dad dad another dad's daughter, especially when that daughter is delightfully devilish? We're also talking taking down the Big Dogs, we're taking YouTube head on and questioning their choice of ads!Hot Miners is back this week and do we have a high brow one for you! We've got some live reviews of a great little present that you'll all want to get your kids: The Drive and Spin Speed PooLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

2BD fans start your engines.. then pull over and stop them, we're gonna need for your full attention.This week we're back with a huge, and hot, topic and you better believe we're burning it down! We're taking on our local parks and using our patented 2BD algorithm to give them a definitive ranking. Once again the dads are doing the hard work so you don't have to! Which parks have toilets? which have coffee close by? what's the surface? We'll answer them all in this huge ep!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Well hello and a howdy-doody to you toody!! Your back with The Dads, like trying on your favvie pair of undies let the dads secure your privates.We're back with what can only be described as another huuuge episode, and we don't use that term lightly. We've got a brand new seg for you to wrap your cheeks around this week. If the live debut of Spotify Questions! Hit us up on the Spot if you have any burners to ask The Dads.We're taking on two massive dad moments this week with one dad soaring to new heights of celebrity while the other dad is free handing nugs at a winery, tune in to see who!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Get your kites out cause the Dads are about to put the wind up you! It's another gusty episode with your 2 bald crusaders taking on all things dad.This week we're burning down hot topic again with another belter. We're talking brave dads vs scaredy dads. What are the jobs as dads that we do require some bravery and how do we (naturally cowardly) make it happen.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

It's Thursday and you know what that means?! A steaming hot long of juicy pod for you to feast upon, audibly of course!Do we have an belter of an episode for you! This week we're talking our dad moments. We're talking what happens when you put the man who hates small talk into the ultimate small talk environment and how do you make an unattractive man even less desirable? Find out this week!We're back with hot miners again, this week the internet has cum to us, we've been hit up by some seemingly legit sources for relations!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Gather round, peel your ears and get your Dad fix! We're back for your listening pleasure and boy do we have a high brow ep in the cannon for you!This week we're revisiting the hot topic of toilet training. How we're tackling it second time around and how we're (not) learning from past mistakes.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Greetings spots fans! 2BD are back with a vengeance! Pitching a tent of content so tremendous it would make your father blush!This week we have a classic bi-weekly (?) dad moment ep. We're talking brushes with death (lol) and what to with overly snitchy kids, Hot miners come roaring back this week where we investigate if AI is generating oddly specific content to parent shame us.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Well howdy doody and a huge happy birthday to all the creamy, dreamy dads out there! It's dad's Christmas, dad day, day of the dad, whatever you call it everyone agrees it's the best day of the year!This week we're celebrating all things dad with you Father's Day Extravaganza Comedown! What went well? What didn't? How do you avoid the dreaded Father's Day hangover? We've got all the tips!Cream on Creamers!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Greetings Dad Kissers! Pucker those juicy bois up and get ready for the audio smooching of a lifetime. The 2 Bald Crusaders have returned with another belter of an ep!This week we've got some rip-roaring dad moments for you to sink your danglers into. We're talking yelling at other peoples POS kids and how to handle farmers markets bully l, we're also talking our ongoing feud with the pharmacy!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Get back honky cats and set your state to aroused. The dads a back again this week for another schlocky shattering episode!This week we're we've got a white hot topic for you to suckle on. We're talking extra curricular kid activities. How do parents deal with the relentless requirement to keep our kids busy?!?! How much is too much? What about our other kids? Why is book week such a pain in the ass!? You'll find out all this and more.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

2 Bald Dads recoiled like a cobra ready to strike your ear holes with our audio venom! We're back for another huge dad moments ep. Newsflash: it's winter, we're all sick. Sick like dawwwwg if you catch my drift?? We're approaching sickness from either end of the age scale with some real interesting results. We're also gonna find out what really goes down in a chemist warehouse - it's more interesting than it sounds!Hot Miners is back this week with Olympic theme, we'll be talking our favby games moments with a focus on the Raygun! Zap indeed.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

It's been 5 long seasons since we open our hearts, minds and legs to the good people of the show. Alllllll the way back in season 1 we rolled out arguable one of our funniest episodes ever and now we're running it back. Will we be able to recapture lightning in a bottle? You bet your bottom dollar we hope we can! We're rerunning an ask dads anything, we're 5 years wiser and the good people of the show want answers so here's your opportunity to get to know the dads a little better. Big shout out to The Shaz with the assist. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Get back honky cats, The Dads are in your neighbourhood and we're creepin around searching for your ear holes. We're back this bi-week with our bi-episodinal goodness. If you want it, we've got it! This week we're chatting reminders of our advanced age and sexual decline as well as a dad hack from a hack dad, yikes! Hot Miners is back this week and we're peering into the seedy underbelly of rouge local resident associations..spicy!! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Yeah, you messing with some wet ass 2BD, Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass 2BD, Give me everything you got for this wet ass 2BD. That's right freaks we are back and this time we mean biz-ness! This week we're taking a detour and looking at the inappropriate songs that kids love and groove to even though their messages are less than ideal for little ears, let's get a little spice people! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

What has 4 thumbs and delivers unsolicited parenting advice? 1 word: 2 Bald Dads! We're back with some more audio-orgasms for your listening pleasure! It's a huge dad moment ep this week, we're talking what happens when one persons gift become another dads burden and we're circling back to some classic/horrific small talk blunders. Hot Miners of the internet is back this week with a Hello Kitty Horror Story, it's a hell of a ride! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Dads are back and they are on fleek, no cap, no cap at all my fellow youths. You are not going to believe this but the dads are back! We're back with a hot topique ep! What chit are we chatting this week?? Birthdays! Dusting off the old faithful birthday topic, but this time things have changed. The stakes have risen to heights never seen before! Listen in to find out how we tackle this meaty shaft! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Howdy campers! Get the garlic and stakes cause the dads have risen from the dead and we're want to suck your pod! We're back with a huge dad moment so this week where we try to decipher what in the heckin funk our kids are saying to us and just how reliable are sibling translators?! For hot miners this week we're heading gown to the deep caverns on the mine (Facebook) to talk through the dirty underbelly of the internet - adult bluey memes Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Better late than never...... Big Matt has been struck down by the deadly Dad-Flu and his absence has left a huge Macedonian hole in the Pod. So we've call in Chris' Wife, "The Shaz" and she's stepped up to take on the challenge. So we're talking newborns, tantrums, parenting 3 kids, and all the emotions involved! So strap in, strap on and enjoy!

Good god we're taking about circumcision.. we're really doing it.. this is one you really want to pull over for, that's right, the dads are back.. and this time it's fallic! Your 2 bald crusaders have never shied away from the, dare I say, meaty topics. And this ep is no exception! Simply put we're talking baby dicks and we're not ashamed of it! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

2 Bald Dads… RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! You think you could stop us??? Nuh-freakin-uh!! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to driving, pull over! The dads have dusted themselves off and are ready desire you! This week it's dad moments, we're talking how good it feels to know you still got it.. what is it??? Well we'll leave that for you to decide and we're also talking the moneys dreaded thing that can befall a dad…. The man flu!! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Who let the mutha flippin dogs out?! Cause the Baha Dads are back! It's another huge Thursday and we know the 2BD Fans have been absolutely stinging for more spicy ‘tent! We've got a massive ep this week where we are joined by good friend of the show Mad Baz. Baz is coming in hot off the birth of his second daughter. Pretty standard right?.. Well what we haven't told you is that Mad Baz is a HoBo!! That's right a Home Birther!! Join us as we hear all about it from the man himself! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

2BD fans Lend us your ear holes cause we are ready deposit our salty chat right into them. It's everyone's favvie time of the week and we will not disappoint! We're back to shecduled programming this week with our dad moments. This ep were harkening back to a previous hot topic about school enrolments, where we're at now and how to sneak into catholic school. We're also talking hot miners were we take aim and a certain generation on Facebook and their constant complaining! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

We know you've been on the edge of your seat, and we've been edging you all week! But the wait is over! We have, what might be, the hugest 2 part ep of all time. Did I just say 2 part ep? You're goddamn right I did! This week we have part 2 of the 2 Part birth story of our great mate Josh Barry. Believe me when I say this is one of the all time great/harrowing birth stories! You don't want to miss Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

This is not a drill. Pull the car over right now! Prep your ear holes cause we are cumming at you thick and fast!! We have, what might be, the hugest 2 part ep of all time. Did I just say 2 part ep? You're goddamn right I did! This week we have part 1 of the 2 Part birth story of our great mate Josh Barry. Believe me when I say this is one of the all time great/harrowing birth stories! You don't want to miss Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Batten down the hatches and lock the kids in the car is 2BD-Day! It's time for another freakin hugeasaurus topic episode. This week we're talking about actually following through with threats. When is does it work and when can you make it work for you! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Howdy doody campers! It's time for your favourite bi weekly dadding, so sit up, strap on and await some sage advice coming your way! We're back this week with another huuuuuge dad moment ep. This week we're talking what to do when your third child is so perfect that they are almost, dare I say, forgettable. We're also chatting strategies to mitigate a TP'ing of your house by your own toddler. Hot Miners of the internet is back this week and we're setting our crosshairs on everyone's favourite generation, Boomers! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Boiiiiing!!!!! set your boners and lady-boners from 6 to midnight cause the dads are here to get you through another Thursday! Classic to dad form, we're not shying away from any of the tough topics. This week on our hot topic episode we're talking about the gender Mum and Dad stereotypes that are still around. Why are men amazing dads for taking their kids to the park when it's just expected of mums? You know, that kind of business that we're not about! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Well howdy freakin doody, why not nosy on down to 2BD town, sashay over to the gramophone and tune into to 30 of the purest minutes of podcasting ecstasy you have ever heard. This week we're talking emotional Bluey episodes plus our dad moments: why play dates are amazing and when you need to get your son to fight you battles for you. Hot Miners is back this week and we've got some real nuggets of shit to call out that make themselves known Everytime tragedy strikes. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

We're back for one of the hugest freaking episode possibly ever ever! We're here to settle the score! Who is the ultimate dad of the pod? Are we talking quality over quantity? That's the important question this week as Chris is seeming rolling out children on a production line in a feeble attempt to assert fatherly dominance. That's right Chris is a triple dad and we here a 2BD couldn't be happier ❤️❤️ so we're presenting a special episode on his birth journey. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Buckle up buckaronis! ..Then pull over an un-buckle cause it's that time of the week, it's the 2BD half hour of power. Are you ready for two minutes of pleasure followed by 28 minutes of crying and apologising? Well the. The dads have you covered! This week it's our to hot topic and we're talking sending our kids to big School (aka kindergarten aka little school). Tips to get in that elusive out of catchment school and how to become a man of the cloth to sneak into the religious ones! Mazel Tov! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com