Alan Smithee Film Review

In this RETRO REVIEW, Ben and Damien are swept away back to the year 1996 to chase down the OG weather thriller… TWISTER!

Bad Film Bad Film, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when your movie blew? Ben and Damien dig into the latest offering from the Fresh Prince and Martin!

Ben and special guest STEVE go down undah to review the latest volume of the MADMAXIVERSE! Will Furiosa Taylor-Joy survive to become Charlize Furiosa, or will Thor Dementus shut down those desert dreams? Find out on the latest installment of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Sometimes the math doesn't quite add up, so let's work this one out. (Kong x Godzilla) + (Ben ÷ Damien) – Plot = Good movie? Only one way to get to this solution, listen to the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Hoo boy, has it been a minute since the last podcast. The only way to make it up to you dear listeners is to review the BIGGEST MOVIE OF 2024 (so far)! Let's get SPICE-y and go play in the sand with the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

It's a Christmas miracle because THE BOYS ARE BACK! Ben and Damien travel to Japan in the F-150 Studios to review the latest installment of TOHO Pictures' OG Godzilla franchise. Could this be the best one so far? Strap on your big red suits and jump down the chimney, it's time for the ALAN SMITHEE […]

Stay tuned for a Micro-Review of Clueless, and a special surprise game show at the end! Ben and Damien wrestle with our digital souls as we experience Gareth Edwards's newest muted color adventure THE CREATOR

Now for the film you've all been waiting for, The Meg 2: The Trench. Oppenwhat? Who cares, we need more SHARKS. So let's get more SHARKS. I heard you like SHARKS so we puts some SHARKS in your SHARKS.

Ben and Damien transport themselves to Barbieland and discuss a movie that was decidedly not made for them. There is no better authority on the female experience quite like two dudes' perspectives. Or is there? Am I being sarcastic? Is that the point? Find out on the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW! The post Barbie first appeared on Alan Smithee Film Review.

Damien and Ben scrub into the freshest installment of the Indiana Jones franchise, will the Dial of Destiny wash away their fears, or will it leave them with the icky residue of Crystal Skull? The post Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny first appeared on Alan Smithee Film Review.

Ben and Damien strap into the most rolly-coaster of roller coaster films yet! Is this sequel to Into the Spider-Verse as mind-blowing as the first? The post Across the Spider-Verse first appeared on Alan Smithee Film Review.

Once more with feeling, as we do this darn thing with yet another Marvel movie? Will superhero burn out or burn bright? Will there be a lazer at the end coming from the sky with CG nonsense? Will James Gunn do his last Marvel project dirty before becoming the High King of the DCEU? Join […] The post Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 first appeared on Alan Smithee Film Review.

Listen as Ben and Damien chew the scenery doing their best to honor the great Nicholas Cage, when in fact, Nicholas Holt is the star of the movie. The movie also surprisingly stars Nicholas Awkwafina and Nicholas Ben Schwartz! Learn more fun facts like these on the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Venture out into the hills of Knoxville, Tennessee-adjacent North Georgia as we track down that most deadly of apex predators: GOOGLE MAPS! A creature so elusive that it is nowhere to be found in any Hollywood writers room. Oh also there's a high black bear or something, we'll talk about it, here on the 150th […]

Make sure your seatbelts are in the locked and upright position, and that your seat back is securely locked, and that your luggage is just rolling around the cabin, because you're on Gerard Butler's PLANE and it's going to be some kind of ride on the Alan Smithee Film Review!

Ben and Damien braved a packed theater in order to learn the way of water, in this 13-years-in-the-coming sequel to the original Avatar. Is it worth the trip? Find out on the Alan Smithee Film Review!

Join our Anti-Heroes as DC tries once again to make a movie that doesn't suck? Will they fail? Will they succeed? Find out in the latest issue of the Alan Smithee Film Review!

Grab a ticket for excitement on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review, as Ben and Damien venture back to the movies for the criminally undermarketed Bullet Train!

The final chapter in the Jurassic World trilogy and the Jurassic Park hexalogy, and return of familiar faces, and introduction of new faces, and laser pointers, and dinosaurs, and quick cuts and more on Episode 145 of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

AND WE'RE BAAAAACK! AGAIN! This time we strap into the cockpit of an F/A-18F, and YOU have to decide who is the pilot and who is the RIO. On the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

AND WE'RE BAAAAACK! AGAIN! This time we strap into the cockpit of an F/A-18F, and YOU have to decide who is the pilot and who is the RIO. On the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Don't count the boys out yet. Alan Smithee Film Review will live on!

Don't count the boys out yet. Alan Smithee Film Review will live on!

Ben and Damien return from a two-month hiatus to talk Matrix Ressurections, Don't Look Up! and more!

Ben and Damien return from a two-month hiatus to talk Matrix Ressurections, Don't Look Up! and more!

Spoiler Alert: 4. GO SEE DUNE, but only after listening to us talk about it, on the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Spoiler Alert: 4. GO SEE DUNE, but only after listening to us talk about it, on the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Ben and Damien return from a long hiatus to talk Free Guy, What If, Squid Game and MORE!

Ben and Damien return from a long hiatus to talk Free Guy, What If, Squid Game and MORE!

Ben and Damien talk The Green Night, Jungle Cruise and The Suicide Squad! Only on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review!

Ben and Damien talk The Green Night, Jungle Cruise and The Suicide Squad! Only on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review!

Ben and Damien are joined by special guest Nate to do a retro review for Force 10 from Navarrone!

Ben and Damien are joined by special guest Nate to do a retro review for Force 10 from Navarrone!

THE BOYS ARE BACK! And this time they have Space Jam, Gunpowder Milkshake, Black Widow AND Loki!

THE BOYS ARE BACK! And this time they have Space Jam, Gunpowder Milkshake, Black Widow AND Loki!

THE BOYS ARE BACK! And this time they have Space Jam, Gunpowder Milkshake, Black Widow AND Loki!

Ben and Damien return to an IN-PERSON movie theater and record in a PICK UP TRUCK in order to bring you their thoughts on the…

Ben and Damien return to an IN-PERSON movie theater and record in a PICK UP TRUCK in order to bring you their thoughts on the new Cruella!

Ben and Damien return to an IN-PERSON movie theater and record in a PICK UP TRUCK in order to bring you their thoughts on the new Cruella!

AND WE'RE BACK! This week we have Condorman, Raya and the Last Dragon, Nobody, The Year the Earth Changed, & Inside only on the ALAN…

AND WE'RE BACK! This week we have Condorman, Raya and the Last Dragon, Nobody, The Year the Earth Changed, & Inside only on the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1048276347

The Alan Smithee Boys are back with FOUR count em FOUR movie reviews, and just in time to kick off the summer!

The Alan Smithee Boys are back with FOUR count em FOUR movie reviews, and just in time to kick off the summer!

Damien and Ben go HEAD TO HEAD to pick this year's Oscar Winners! Ben goes for the gold, while Damien goes for the LOLs in one of the best episodes of the YEAR! ONLY ON THE ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Damien and Ben go HEAD TO HEAD to pick this year’s Oscar Winners! Ben goes for the gold, while Damien goes for the LOLs in…

Ben gets ready for the Oscars, while Damien indulges in stupid. Plus the audio is totally out of whack, sorry about that!

Ben gets ready for the Oscars, while Damien indulges in stupid. Plus the audio is totally out of whack, sorry about that!

Whoa now, did we miss something? Let’s look back and catch up!

How bad did they screw up this year? Find out on this episode of the ALAN SMITHTEE FILM REVIEW!

The boys are back! Check out the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

We welcome Ben back from his Wild Wyoming adventure by discussing all the streaming cinema you can eat! ONLY ON THE ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!