Average White Men

AWM Theater Presents: "The Greece Town Council Meeting, complete with Prayer(s)"Confessions of a fat man..Maggie Brooks drops in UNANNOUNCED.AWM News#TBT to Episode 11and...Pat Sevens Sings! He get's all non-soul with Jason DeRulo.

The Guys convince an attractive lesbian to be on the show - Meet Kristin!PLUS:Donald Stirling's press conference that the media doesn't want you to hear.Roy's experience in driving school.Pat's wife is going to have an Italian baby from the Town of Greece.

The White Men are back, and even whiter! Dyngus Day explained! Pat likes to lick your soiled bed sheets. Roy is hating life, find out why - this time. Plus MORE STUFF FOR YOUR EARS. 

Pat and Roy are back in the saddle with a new episode of Average White Men. The new and improved PG-13-ish version of our award winning news.Pat's wife won't let him hang out with his bros.Roy is both afraid of spiders and afraid of being a man because he is afraid of spiders.Listen and laugh

AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana JonesHey everyone! The Average White Men have returned after a long holiday nap.The guys recount tales of their holiday.Roy brings up pooping - specifically pooping in private.Pat likes movies about Gladiators - or is Indiana Jones a guy's movie.Award winning news segment: 'The Sh** You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper.' With In Case You Missed it Sports Wrap-up Plus this angry pompous dwarf gets all up in a street musician's grill:WATCH IT HEREListen to the dwarf's side of the story: HERE

Roy's wife is the man of the house and Pat is a nasty, mean Irish Guy. Plus News and Sports.

This Week:Roy is most definitely a drunk.Pat means nothing to his meth-dealing father.AWM Award-Winning News Segment: "The Shit You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F### Reads a Newspaper.Smallz with In Case You Missed it Sports

Happy Birthday Pat Sevens!In honor of Pat's birthday, we've decided not to talk about his birthday!We did, in fact discuss:Roy's trip to his favorite diner and why you shouldn't EVER look in the kitchen.Kids should not have a 1/2 day of school EVER, because they suck.Smallz with Sports!and a small collections of AWM screw ups....

This Week:First of all, sorry it is late, Roy screwed up and we lost the episode, so we had to re-record it. Roy is a douche...There is a definite sum of money involved for Pat to have gay sex in public. AWM Radio Theater Presents The True Story of Thanksgiving, Plus AWM News (you didn't read in a Newspaper) and Smallz with Sports.This is the episode that will convince you the Average White Men are troubled.

Roy Q. Gordon and Pat Sevens discuss who they would bang if they could travel back in time.Meet Henry the Old Curmudgeon - is he the most racist man or just a typical 90 something year old?Oh, and Roy is old.Plus, this week - STUPID NEWS!

This week:Pat is as smooth as a 10 year old boy.Maggie Brooks, Monroe County, NY's County Executive gets personal about her relationship as well as drop a good tip for surviving prison life.AWM NewsMr. Smallz's Super Duper Sports Wrap-up "In Case You Missed it" Follow Smallz on the twatter - @ESmallzOnAirPlus AWM is on iTunes, bitches! Search us up and SUBSCRIBE (or click the link on our page)

This week:Roy has a bulging herpe on his face, but that will not stop him from talking about his kids' snot.Our Award Winning News Segment "The Sh** You didn't Read...."Mr. Smallz quick, comical and complete 'In Case you missed it, Sports"Also - Pat Is a complete TEXT-HOLE!!!!

Roy and Pat talk about douches and deer - and more deer. Plus, AWM Sports! Pat also thinks we should all work longer days - so let's kick his ass!

Roy recounts his tale of the grumpy old lady, eyeing the Wegman's sausage. AWM News "The Sh** You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" , Smallz with "In Case You Missed It" - Sports and Pat poses a hum-dinger of a question. **Plus a classic telephone conversation between President Obama and China.**

Roy recounts his trip to the Southland, Pat honestly believes women want him, until they discover he is married.PLUS: AWM's award-winning news segment "The Shit You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" - and Mr. Smallz with the best sports wrap up this side of the Manson-Nixon Line.

Episode 9 is NOW LIVE!!!!Roy has to jet to FL for a funeralPat Sevens expresses his intense desire to put some meat in his mouth.Roy can't even land a volunteer job.PLUS - Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It' sports.

Roy talks about a creepy mom-cult creeping around his neighborhood.Pat won't touch his wife's hairy legsANDSmallz with 'In Case You Missed It" Sports wrap up!

On this week's show:Roy Chronicles his rumble with the Old men at BJ's.Pat has a blind date at the AT&T store with the Arab Prince of Craigslist.PLUS:Our AWM News Segment, Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway!Mayor Richards ain't so LovelyGet me my food stamps, bitch....and my purple drink.My EZ-Pass is mooing.Mr. Smallz's debut Sports segment: "In case you Missed It"and The Fringe Fest dryhumps Rochester again. (guys hang from their balls off of buildings or something)Listen!!!!

Average White Men the Podcast, Episode 6!!!Pat and Roy discuss why the show is now co-hosted by Roy Q. Gordon.AWM News: Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway!Lovely Mayor Race and how it was so badly forecast.Rose Chase: 315 chick who killed her man and chopped him up.Rochester Fringe Fest helps you kick the crack habit.And then.....Roy's Film Festival experience.AND THEN.....Pat has to give up beer and heterosexuality to fix his bowels.Brought to you by the Letter Q.NO AND THEN!Bonus!!! - Pat is too damn young to remember this show: 

On this episode:Roy's wife thinks he is a complete wuss, and proves it.** New Segment! 'Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the fuck buys a newspaper anyway?!'The real dope on Back to School.Pat is a 90 year old trapped in a 31 year old's colon.Our new URL: averagewhitemen.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/averagewhitemenFollow us on Twitter: @awmroc

Roy completely screws up the intro, which is left unedited to show his level of incompetence. The guys tackle the somewhat serious subject of social media and the inter-tubes and the appropriate ages of the kids who use them. Doomsday Preppers are seriously crazy and Pat will kill you for your shoes.

Pat and Roy get back to business.Pat talks about his experiences covering the PGA.They both insult a number of different nationalities, multiple times.Roy is more Spanish than Irish and does not know any Armenians.

Hey Pals - Episode 2 is chock full of inappropriate goodness. Pat describes the perfect Rochester street-walker, Roy is to sports as Anthony Weiner is to NOT taking pictures of his pork sword, Florida is the 10th level of hell and everyone wants a Nick Tahou's Hamburg plate.

7-19-13Pat and Roy discuss Lesbian Brain Scientists, Mrs. Pat's Birthday Let-down and why Roy is too pathetic for Home Depot.