Chisme and Chill

Follow Chisme and Chill
Share on
Copy link to clipboard

Jessica, Patricia, and Vanessa are fed up and ready to break down all of the current chisme. These three amigas are bringing their comedic take on today's pop culture news and everyday chingaderas.

Chisme and Chill

  • Apr 1, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 15m AVG DURATION
  • 56 EPISODES


Search for episodes from Chisme and Chill with a specific topic:

Latest episodes from Chisme and Chill

EP 056 : Quarantine And Chill

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 83:53


“Murder looks good on you, baddie.” So, how y’all doing? Check out Mawie, a previous Chisme guest, on Instagram @internati0nal.scumbag Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Follow us on  Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 055 : Muy Muy in 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 78:26


“She was probably the plastic trash bag that flew by the red carpet.” Patty Stans crime, Jess goes to Texas for the death penalty, and Vanessa is over white boys of the week. Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Follow us on  Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 054 : Ho-Ho-Hold Space

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 73:10


“He ate me out while I was still wearing my Nike slides.” The Holidays are still happening, and we’re ready to to leave 2019 behind. Our first Chisme Line Caller, Mawie, gives us her Danksgiving and Traveling tips! Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 053 : Bidi Bidi BYE BYE

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2019 61:17


“I can’t wait to find the love of my life on Craigslist.” We caught up and dished out our true feelings on Michael Scorecard, Selena and Frida, and catfishing social media LIARS. Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 052 : ALL THE. WHITE NAMES.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 73:24


"WHERE IS THE SOUTH SIDE DOLL?" "Evolutionized" Patty’s got us chasing UFOs, Vanessa has reached her limit with these streaming services, and Dr. Jess, no PhD, tells us about The Sunken Place Fallacy. Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill  

EP 051 : These Girls Again

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 79:09


“I feel bad for the leather daddies.” Vanessa has left the podcast, Patty is on that Euphoric vibe, and Jess reveals her feet pics empire. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 050 : Limited Time Only

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 80:43


“But do I want the COINS?!” See y’all again in 2020. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 049 : Pill Poppers

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2019 81:29


“You’re gonna stan that Passion of the Christ bitch?” I’M…I’M…I’M. STILL. HERE. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 048 : Totes Legit Chisme Festival

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 81:41


“Who has the time to be woke? I’m taking a nap.” The Ozuna murder conspiracy, Hollywood being trash once again, Oscar Noms, and we introduce our new segment Gag or Stan. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 047 : Tragic Scams

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 79:03


“Oh my gaawwwd! Are you guys MAD?! Because you hate POP STARS?!” Vanessa’s FBI agent has had enough of our Schitt’s Creek conversations, and we recap what we’ve been streaming. We also get into Ms. Grande’s 7 Rings. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 046: Chisme at 18th & Wood

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 98:47


“Did you fart? Elena and Jonathan from 18th & Wood join us to talk business and industry realness. Check out 18th & Wood at 18thandwood.com/ and on Instagram @18thandwood Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 045 : Anti-Pisces

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2019 77:01


“Allegedly, I’M BOILING.” We’re ready for another year of excuses and streaming recommendations. WE STAN ROMA AND SPIDERMAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 044: New Year, New Lies

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2019 73:07


“I just want to be a Digital Beggar.” Stressmas is over, so now we reflect on 2018’s flops and bops. We reminisce on how all of these retrogrades put us through it, we advice ride-share apps to step their game up, and we share our Cosmetic Alterations wishlist. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 043 : Jolly, Floppy Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 84:48


Tragic holiday work parties, Cardi B dropping MONEY, and our 2019 reality tv show. Please send L.O.L Dolls to our P.O. Box Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 042 : Flop Queens Are Back Pt.2

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 116:02


“Chisme and Moans” We the Bellini Bitches tonight. La borracha JUMPED OUT. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 041 : Flop Queens Are Back Pt.1

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 61:11


“I just saved money switching to stealing.” Las borrachas are back! We recap our Halloween and Thanksgiving messiness and not-so-messiness. We also accept the fact that the thief in us will never leave. Also, Jess wants you to not let your boyfriend stop you from finding your husband. #AWord Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 040 : Fraud is In

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 55:27


“Tits are out. Scams are in.” No internet, no clean audio, and no recent topics. And What About It?™ ® #ChismeAndJail (Audio Issues due to Library Interrogation Room acoustics) Tell us about your thieving ways by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 039 : Securing La Loteria

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 57:10


“Spooky Season ain’t it” Patty would waste her winnings on becoming a stunt queen with gold bars and wads of cash, Vanessa is going to spend her winnings paying to follow Beyoncé around, and Jess will use the money to become a South Side Mogul to stop the whites from gentrifying. Runsy’s TED Talk - Expanding the Spectrum of Mexican Art:  https://youtu.be/bShliX3Dg8A Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 038 : Hot Thotties

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 88:20


“You just knocked my lashes off!” Podcast who? I guess we’re back. Patty is gagging over Ms. Gaga’s film debut, Vanessa is ready to be a spectator of the Lana De La Rey vs Azealia Banks fight, and Jess sheds light on the world of Sugar Babies and Egg Donors. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 037 : The Petty Parade

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 50:31


“Victoria Secret WHO? She dead. Found in a ditch.” Where’s our sympathy and payola?! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 036 : A Binderella Story

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 78:23


“I’m knuckin’ and buckin’ today.” Artist Isamar Medina aka Kawaii Suga joins us to help us break down el desmadre from the last 24 hours (from when we recorded). You can find Kawaii Suga on the links below: https://www.kawaiisuga.com/ https://www.instagram.com/kawaii.suga/ https://twitter.com/kawaii_suga Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 035 : *EXPLOSION SOUND*

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 80:02


“TO HIGHLIGHTING!!!!!” Local Drama, YouTube Drama, and the mess of the VMAs. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 034 : Lace Front Drama

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 76:17


“You’re cute. You’ll get through this!” Patty tells us about a weekend in Elon Musty’s House, Travis Scott needs to run Vanessa her coins, and Jess wants to know if y’all are using all of your vacation days. Shoutout to @softspokenlips_! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 033 : ALEXA, TAKE SEVERAL SEATS

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 65:59


“Drama with a little bit of white hoe” AND THE CATEGORY IS… CLOWNS WHO COME BACK TO BITE. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 032 : Trash Will Be Trash

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 88:10


“YOU KNOW THAT MY FAMILY HAS DIABETES. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!” Patty lets y’all know who really is the least interesting to look at, Vanessa tells us how Beyoncé brought Tyler Mitchell to tag-team step on Anna Wintour’s neck, and Dr. Jess brings us her codependency TedTalk. Shoutout to Gaby from Houston! Follow @asongamood on Instagram! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 031 : Chips and Chisme

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 41:10


“Nothing but Fancy Feast for my King.” AND WHAT ABOUT IT? Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 030 : A GREAT Week

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2018 98:56


“Everybody got their ass ate!” Patty can’t wait for Buffy The Baddie, Vanessa gives these fragile fellas a list of what they can’t eat, Jess needs these police station field trips to STOP. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 029 : Not My Kink

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 77:50


“The Hood is right again!!” Patty stans modern day hustler Kris Jenner, Vanessa wants to party with Belcalis, and Jess puts her Primer Impacto hat on. #ChismeLava #AvonLadyMixtape #MeAndMyIUD Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 028 : #OnSight

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 78:01


“SHE GOOD!” POSE is giving Patty LIFE, Vanessa is loving Beyoncé’s new album with her little friend, and Jess is stepping up her social media game. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 027 : East Side Baddies

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 91:41


“Naca Moon, Puta Rising" #ArtWins with Runsy and Oscar Chavez Check out Oscar’s solo show Fashion Nova Presents: Carpe DM opening July 27 - August 16 at the Chicago Artists Coalition. Follow Oscar @oachavez Get updates on Runsy and her work by following her @runsyyy #WannabeGeminisSeason #ConstructionBoots Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 026 : It's Been a Week

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 64:18


“I stan my Spotify agents!” Patty is ready for miss Gaga to step on her neck, Vanessa is on the Kehlani train, Jess breaks down the vegan vaccination fear. (TW: Suicide [49min-1hr44secs]- We discuss the recent celebrity deaths and get deep about depression) #BlackMarketDentists Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 025 : Plump Lips

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 64:13


“You going out of my vocabulary, boy.” Happy Pride Month! Patty is mad Jess and Jules didn’t bump muffs at the end of Bend it Like Beckham, Vanessa can’t with this dollar store brand Nice for What, and Jess is unimpressed with these Kartrashian stunts. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact/. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 024 : Sophia is Plotting

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 68:06


“If my credit score is poppin’ then I’m poppin’!” Patty is obsessed with Sci-Fi Hotties, Vanessa continues to stan her Petty Scorpio Queen, and Jess motivates us to step up our Spanish game. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 023 : Permission to POP OFF

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 69:11


“Can I say a bad word? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!” Patty has a new explicit saying, Vanessa introduces us to our new Summer drink, and Jess got us exposing our red flags. Who wants Pops&Bops Merch? Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 022 : SHE BAD

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 68:51


“This week in trash ass men” Patty is disgusted by Golden Salmonella, Vanessa can't stand DJ Cara de Bobo, and Jess is ready to throw hands at Zuckerflop. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 021 : Iconic Messy Queens

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 49:49


“I’m gonna fight everyone and be a cute ass bitch like always. So what’s new?” Pre-Game Bops, Weak Drinks, Flop Bars, and Tragic Nights. #KobraKweenz #WeThotWeWereSumtin Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 020 : Wigless

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2018 72:40


“Bitch, when my bladder is not full it’s going to be over for you.” A sex cult bust, a soul snatching performance, and bald-headed drama. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 019 : New Moon Vibes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2018 88:04


“I’d rather be problematic!” FBI Agents are ruining our movie sites, Vanessa’s man came through with the club bop, and people need to stop playing with our money bags. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 018 : Mercury in Reggaeton

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2018 69:23


"That sounds like a lot of work." Jess is going through it, Detective Patty is on the Cardi Baby case, and Vanessa is over the Yodel Mart boy. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 017 : Louda y Las Chismosas

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 59:06


“Damn, she got all the taglines!” Las Chismosas meet up with music artist Louda to talk about the indie come-up and break down some music industry bonchinche. Follow and support Louda by checking out the links below. loudamusic.com IG: @louda.music Twitter: @loudamusic https://soundcloud.com/loudamusic Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 016 : Las Vecinas

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2018 116:07


“So we gotta ask…” Las Chismosas are at Las Vecinas! Las Vecinas is a Chicago event in Pilsen highlighting local Latinx musicians, artists, and vendors. In this episode we interview some of the artists and attendees at the event. Check out the links below to see where you can follow and support the people we talked to! Subele: www.subelemusica.com, IG @subele123 Jonathan: 18thandwood.com, IG @18thandwood Joslyn: IG @joslynsinger Jose: IG @J40t0 Paola: IG @PachucaSunrise_ Alejandra & Nino D: IG @aleeewhoaa, @ayyoesyonino Denise: IG @commelafleurshop Elizabeth & Anita: IG @juannarumbel, @anitapplebum14 Marc, Elena, & Jesus: IG @bringingrockblack, @18thandwood, @justonevintage Rashad: IG @kingrico_ Audio Issues: Music was bumpin’ all night! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 015 : Our Quince

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2018 69:37


“Nothing but respect for my Cheeto king!” The Chismosas finally have their Quinceañera! We're finally grown women! In the words of Jay-Z, "Aaauugggh!” Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 014 : Chisme and Love

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2018 44:17


“I love Hood Love!” Las Chismosas try to sex it up for you guys by putting on a sexy voice, share fetishes, and…Are you still here? Come back! #HoodLove #ArtWinsAgain A playlist with all the songs mentioned in this episode is on our website! https://www.chismeandchill.com/episodes/ (recorded pre-Vday) For a good time slide in our DMs on Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill. You can also send sexy emails on https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact

EP 013 : Snapped or Snatched

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2018 60:09


“Got me feeling FUEGO!” Vanessa takes cheap flop shots, Jess really thinks Cardi B can do a half-time show with two hits, and Patty is a flop for not listening to talent this week. (flop audio issues) Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 012 : Acceptable Whites

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2018 108:22


“Wow, the plot thickens!” Cardi J is hungry for some pacaranas, Vanessa just wants to see fights, Patty loves a bilingual papi. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 011 : We're Sickening, Not Sick

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2018 96:52


"Let's quit this beef and fix our hairlines!" Cocaine Pool Flops, Pimp My Bathtub, Being That Bitch Since Day Zero, Bad Girls Memory Lane, and More Miami Mess. (Audio Issues) Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 010 : Recaps, Rage, and Readings

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2018 78:35


“Art Wins” Astrological tension and creative writing with out special guest Cristian. Find Cristian on Instagram @cgorosti Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 009 : Let’s Get Into It

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2018 88:47


“No shade but shade!” We share our big love for our listeners, get deep into Love&Hip-Hop Miami and how ReMESScla played themselves, and we answer YOUR LETTERS! A lot of love in this episode…Young Floppywood can gaslight himself on fire tho. Farmworkers Letter to Women in Entertainment: http://time.com/5018813/farmworkers-solidarity-hollywood-sexual-assault/ Women in Entertainment “Dear Sisters” Letter: https://www.timesupnow.com/ Check out @SoyEsperanz Youtube Channel! https://youtu.be/4YF_nkkOkm0 Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 008 : Woman to Woman

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018 79:02


“BEYONCÉ??!!” Patty is trying to secure the manzana bag, and she thought Zoe Saldana was changing her skin tone again. Jess confronts a Snapchat Hoe and tries it on an Aries. Vanessa is hungry for the Oscar Isaac entrée and the Beyoncé main dish. We have no guest this week. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 007 : Goodbye to Floppy-Seventeen

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2017 73:06


"That’s that on that!” More Mimosas, More Drama, and More Mess. The chismosas reflect on a dramatic year. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

EP 006 : Christmas Bops & Flops

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2017 73:18


“Come kill me then!" Our Impact, #Hoopla, and Stanning. Jingle Bells, Bitch! Check out Esperanza on Twitter and Instagram @runsyyy Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill.

Claim Chisme and Chill

In order to claim this podcast we'll send an email to with a verification link. Simply click the link and you will be able to edit tags, request a refresh, and other features to take control of your podcast page!

Claim Cancel