Chisme and Chill

“Murder looks good on you, baddie.” So, how y’all doing? Check out Mawie, a previous Chisme guest, on Instagram @internati0nal.scumbag Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Follow us on  Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“She was probably the plastic trash bag that flew by the red carpet.” Patty Stans crime, Jess goes to Texas for the death penalty, and Vanessa is over white boys of the week. Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Follow us on  Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“He ate me out while I was still wearing my Nike slides.” The Holidays are still happening, and we’re ready to to leave 2019 behind. Our first Chisme Line Caller, Mawie, gives us her Danksgiving and Traveling tips! Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I can’t wait to find the love of my life on Craigslist.” We caught up and dished out our true feelings on Michael Scorecard, Selena and Frida, and catfishing social media LIARS. Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Be part of our Chisme Line by writing in at https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

"WHERE IS THE SOUTH SIDE DOLL?" "Evolutionized" Patty’s got us chasing UFOs, Vanessa has reached her limit with these streaming services, and Dr. Jess, no PhD, tells us about The Sunken Place Fallacy. Follow us on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/0hfVYWbe26pTi0p667RDsv Sign up to our newsletter! https://www.chismeandchill.com Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill  

“I feel bad for the leather daddies.” Vanessa has left the podcast, Patty is on that Euphoric vibe, and Jess reveals her feet pics empire. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“But do I want the COINS?!” See y’all again in 2020. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“You’re gonna stan that Passion of the Christ bitch?” I’M…I’M…I’M. STILL. HERE. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Who has the time to be woke? I’m taking a nap.” The Ozuna murder conspiracy, Hollywood being trash once again, Oscar Noms, and we introduce our new segment Gag or Stan. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Oh my gaawwwd! Are you guys MAD?! Because you hate POP STARS?!” Vanessa’s FBI agent has had enough of our Schitt’s Creek conversations, and we recap what we’ve been streaming. We also get into Ms. Grande’s 7 Rings. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Did you fart? Elena and Jonathan from 18th & Wood join us to talk business and industry realness. Check out 18th & Wood at 18thandwood.com/ and on Instagram @18thandwood Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Allegedly, I’M BOILING.” We’re ready for another year of excuses and streaming recommendations. WE STAN ROMA AND SPIDERMAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I just want to be a Digital Beggar.” Stressmas is over, so now we reflect on 2018’s flops and bops. We reminisce on how all of these retrogrades put us through it, we advice ride-share apps to step their game up, and we share our Cosmetic Alterations wishlist. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

Tragic holiday work parties, Cardi B dropping MONEY, and our 2019 reality tv show. Please send L.O.L Dolls to our P.O. Box Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Chisme and Moans” We the Bellini Bitches tonight. La borracha JUMPED OUT. Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I just saved money switching to stealing.” Las borrachas are back! We recap our Halloween and Thanksgiving messiness and not-so-messiness. We also accept the fact that the thief in us will never leave. Also, Jess wants you to not let your boyfriend stop you from finding your husband. #AWord Contact us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Tits are out. Scams are in.” No internet, no clean audio, and no recent topics. And What About It?™ ® #ChismeAndJail (Audio Issues due to Library Interrogation Room acoustics) Tell us about your thieving ways by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Spooky Season ain’t it” Patty would waste her winnings on becoming a stunt queen with gold bars and wads of cash, Vanessa is going to spend her winnings paying to follow Beyoncé around, and Jess will use the money to become a South Side Mogul to stop the whites from gentrifying. Runsy’s TED Talk - Expanding the Spectrum of Mexican Art:  https://youtu.be/bShliX3Dg8A Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“You just knocked my lashes off!” Podcast who? I guess we’re back. Patty is gagging over Ms. Gaga’s film debut, Vanessa is ready to be a spectator of the Lana De La Rey vs Azealia Banks fight, and Jess sheds light on the world of Sugar Babies and Egg Donors. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Victoria Secret WHO? She dead. Found in a ditch.” Where’s our sympathy and payola?! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I’m knuckin’ and buckin’ today.” Artist Isamar Medina aka Kawaii Suga joins us to help us break down el desmadre from the last 24 hours (from when we recorded). You can find Kawaii Suga on the links below: https://www.kawaiisuga.com/ https://www.instagram.com/kawaii.suga/ https://twitter.com/kawaii_suga Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“TO HIGHLIGHTING!!!!!” Local Drama, YouTube Drama, and the mess of the VMAs. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“You’re cute. You’ll get through this!” Patty tells us about a weekend in Elon Musty’s House, Travis Scott needs to run Vanessa her coins, and Jess wants to know if y’all are using all of your vacation days. Shoutout to @softspokenlips_! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Drama with a little bit of white hoe” AND THE CATEGORY IS… CLOWNS WHO COME BACK TO BITE. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“YOU KNOW THAT MY FAMILY HAS DIABETES. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!” Patty lets y’all know who really is the least interesting to look at, Vanessa tells us how Beyoncé brought Tyler Mitchell to tag-team step on Anna Wintour’s neck, and Dr. Jess brings us her codependency TedTalk. Shoutout to Gaby from Houston! Follow @asongamood on Instagram! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Nothing but Fancy Feast for my King.” AND WHAT ABOUT IT? Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Everybody got their ass ate!” Patty can’t wait for Buffy The Baddie, Vanessa gives these fragile fellas a list of what they can’t eat, Jess needs these police station field trips to STOP. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“The Hood is right again!!” Patty stans modern day hustler Kris Jenner, Vanessa wants to party with Belcalis, and Jess puts her Primer Impacto hat on. #ChismeLava #AvonLadyMixtape #MeAndMyIUD Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“SHE GOOD!” POSE is giving Patty LIFE, Vanessa is loving Beyoncé’s new album with her little friend, and Jess is stepping up her social media game. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Naca Moon, Puta Rising" #ArtWins with Runsy and Oscar Chavez Check out Oscar’s solo show Fashion Nova Presents: Carpe DM opening July 27 - August 16 at the Chicago Artists Coalition. Follow Oscar @oachavez Get updates on Runsy and her work by following her @runsyyy #WannabeGeminisSeason #ConstructionBoots Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I stan my Spotify agents!” Patty is ready for miss Gaga to step on her neck, Vanessa is on the Kehlani train, Jess breaks down the vegan vaccination fear. (TW: Suicide [49min-1hr44secs]- We discuss the recent celebrity deaths and get deep about depression) #BlackMarketDentists Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“You going out of my vocabulary, boy.” Happy Pride Month! Patty is mad Jess and Jules didn’t bump muffs at the end of Bend it Like Beckham, Vanessa can’t with this dollar store brand Nice for What, and Jess is unimpressed with these Kartrashian stunts. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact/. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“If my credit score is poppin’ then I’m poppin’!” Patty is obsessed with Sci-Fi Hotties, Vanessa continues to stan her Petty Scorpio Queen, and Jess motivates us to step up our Spanish game. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Can I say a bad word? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!” Patty has a new explicit saying, Vanessa introduces us to our new Summer drink, and Jess got us exposing our red flags. Who wants Pops&Bops Merch? Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“This week in trash ass men” Patty is disgusted by Golden Salmonella, Vanessa can't stand DJ Cara de Bobo, and Jess is ready to throw hands at Zuckerflop. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I’m gonna fight everyone and be a cute ass bitch like always. So what’s new?” Pre-Game Bops, Weak Drinks, Flop Bars, and Tragic Nights. #KobraKweenz #WeThotWeWereSumtin Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Bitch, when my bladder is not full it’s going to be over for you.” A sex cult bust, a soul snatching performance, and bald-headed drama. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I’d rather be problematic!” FBI Agents are ruining our movie sites, Vanessa’s man came through with the club bop, and people need to stop playing with our money bags. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

"That sounds like a lot of work." Jess is going through it, Detective Patty is on the Cardi Baby case, and Vanessa is over the Yodel Mart boy. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Damn, she got all the taglines!” Las Chismosas meet up with music artist Louda to talk about the indie come-up and break down some music industry bonchinche. Follow and support Louda by checking out the links below. loudamusic.com IG: @louda.music Twitter: @loudamusic https://soundcloud.com/loudamusic Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“So we gotta ask…” Las Chismosas are at Las Vecinas! Las Vecinas is a Chicago event in Pilsen highlighting local Latinx musicians, artists, and vendors. In this episode we interview some of the artists and attendees at the event. Check out the links below to see where you can follow and support the people we talked to! Subele: www.subelemusica.com, IG @subele123 Jonathan: 18thandwood.com, IG @18thandwood Joslyn: IG @joslynsinger Jose: IG @J40t0 Paola: IG @PachucaSunrise_ Alejandra & Nino D: IG @aleeewhoaa, @ayyoesyonino Denise: IG @commelafleurshop Elizabeth & Anita: IG @juannarumbel, @anitapplebum14 Marc, Elena, & Jesus: IG @bringingrockblack, @18thandwood, @justonevintage Rashad: IG @kingrico_ Audio Issues: Music was bumpin’ all night! Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Nothing but respect for my Cheeto king!” The Chismosas finally have their Quinceañera! We're finally grown women! In the words of Jay-Z, "Aaauugggh!” Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“I love Hood Love!” Las Chismosas try to sex it up for you guys by putting on a sexy voice, share fetishes, and…Are you still here? Come back! #HoodLove #ArtWinsAgain A playlist with all the songs mentioned in this episode is on our website! https://www.chismeandchill.com/episodes/ (recorded pre-Vday) For a good time slide in our DMs on Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill. You can also send sexy emails on https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact

“Got me feeling FUEGO!” Vanessa takes cheap flop shots, Jess really thinks Cardi B can do a half-time show with two hits, and Patty is a flop for not listening to talent this week. (flop audio issues) Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Wow, the plot thickens!” Cardi J is hungry for some pacaranas, Vanessa just wants to see fights, Patty loves a bilingual papi. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

"Let's quit this beef and fix our hairlines!" Cocaine Pool Flops, Pimp My Bathtub, Being That Bitch Since Day Zero, Bad Girls Memory Lane, and More Miami Mess. (Audio Issues) Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Art Wins” Astrological tension and creative writing with out special guest Cristian. Find Cristian on Instagram @cgorosti Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“No shade but shade!” We share our big love for our listeners, get deep into Love&Hip-Hop Miami and how ReMESScla played themselves, and we answer YOUR LETTERS! A lot of love in this episode…Young Floppywood can gaslight himself on fire tho. Farmworkers Letter to Women in Entertainment: http://time.com/5018813/farmworkers-solidarity-hollywood-sexual-assault/ Women in Entertainment “Dear Sisters” Letter: https://www.timesupnow.com/ Check out @SoyEsperanz Youtube Channel! https://youtu.be/4YF_nkkOkm0 Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“BEYONCÉ??!!” Patty is trying to secure the manzana bag, and she thought Zoe Saldana was changing her skin tone again. Jess confronts a Snapchat Hoe and tries it on an Aries. Vanessa is hungry for the Oscar Isaac entrée and the Beyoncé main dish. We have no guest this week. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/contact. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

"That’s that on that!” More Mimosas, More Drama, and More Mess. The chismosas reflect on a dramatic year. Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill

“Come kill me then!" Our Impact, #Hoopla, and Stanning. Jingle Bells, Bitch! Check out Esperanza on Twitter and Instagram @runsyyy Get in touch with us by visiting https://www.chismeandchill.com/. Visit our Instagram @itschismeandchill and Twitter @ChismeAndChill.