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It's the Clam Cakes Podcast Christmas episode! Joe creates a new Christmas song, Jared reflects on how he's changed over the year, and they play a dating game.
Jared talks about how the book "The Power of Now" is changing his life.
Joe gives his take on the election and shares his secret to keeping his heart healthy. Jared continues to talk about his midlife crisis and shares a story he tells in his head while playing basketball.
Jared talks about his mid-life crisis and some wild thoughts he's been having. Joe asks job interview questions and shares a game he used to play in school.
Is this it for the podcast? This week we talk about our time at a bachelor party and the future of the podcast.
Today we revisit our discussion on physics, Jared shares his thoughts on the meaning of life, and Joe tells a story about how he's terrible with directions.
This week Joe goes over his 5 minutes standup set and Jared shares a story about moving a bureau upstairs with his dad.
Jared talks about his chaotic life with 3 cats and a dog and shares some of his reoccurring dreams. Joe tries to explain how the Sabre-toothed tiger was discovered and shares a story about his experience on a plane.
Jared and Joe give their opinions on the Olympics, discuss science and the universe like they know what they're talking about (they don't), and reveal if there's anything out there that could get them canceled.
Jared and Joe talk about getting fat shamed on their first viral TikTok, getting into fights when they were younger, and which celebrity they think they could be best friends with.
This week on Clam Cakes we talk about the LA gang Tortilla Flats, finding God, and dealing with the fact that we're all going to die. I know, funny stuff!
This week on Clam Cakes we talk about the price of trash bins, what came first the chicken or the egg, and do some acting exercises.
This week on Clam Cakes we've got bmsomega on for the third time! He's been absolutely blowing up on TikTok lately streaming Pokemon and he shares with us how he made that happen.
Our first proper episode in a while! We play the piano, use autotune, talk about Viking music, and Jared shares his experience at the dealership.
This week on Clam Cakes we talk about Scintillating Scotomas, funerals and wakes, and our experience at Oliver Tree.
We do a horrible Katt Williams impression, some bad improv, talk about the art of scaring people, and try ketchup and pickle flavored candy.
It's our first episode of the New Year! This week on Clam Cakes we talk about our New Year's resolutions, Joe's Ikigai, the secret of MyPillow, how we wipe, and infinite numbers.
It's the Christmas episode of Clam Cakes! We open gifts, talk about our favorite Christmas memories, and reflect on last year.
Not sure how we got through this episode on absolutely no sleep but we did! This week we talk about John Cena, the Rick Glassman and WIll Sasso beef, and cologne commercials.
On this episode of Clam Cakes we get personal and talk about our mental health, some of our struggles, and things we do to better ourselves.
Hi, Jared here, not sure why Joe didn't tell me I had a middle part the whole episode so sorry about that! Anyways, this week on Clam Cakes we talk about where the word beluga comes from, the canary and the goose egg, and the barbie movie.
Today on Clam Cakes it's Carlos Then aka Mr. Then! Tune into this episode to learn about the different businesses he runs, how he got started in entrepreneurship, and tips on how to be more successful.
This week on Clam Cakes we're back with Ohms! We take a look at Joe's go bag, talk about Squid's TikTok and, of course, freestyle.
This week on Clam Cakes it's music video / movie producer Steve aka Trade Films! This episode gets reeal smokey which is probably why we talk about everything from acid to peeing the bed and the roman empire.
On episode 55 of Clam Cakes we solve some riddles, pick our top 5 superheroes to bring to a wedding, and talk about "Swamp Kings".
This week on Clam Cakes Jared doesn't get invited to the flower dance, we start "be better September", and learn 14 ways to fight SAD. Spoiler alert, most of them involve buying lamps.
This week on Clam Cakes Joe reveals what his political platform would be if he ran for office, Jared gets nostalgic with some 90s TV, and we take the 10 Rorschach tests.
This week on Clam Cakes we take a spooky shot of clearance rum, sing the Wii song, and Jared reviews some more video games.
This week on Clam Cakes we show one of Jared's old high school projects, watch a music video for the band "Wally World", and talk about the documentary "Don't Pick Up the Phone".
We made it to 50 episodes! This week on Clam Cakes we reflect on life when we started this, Joe misses being homeless, and Jared teaches us about primordial black holes.
This week on Clam Cakes Joe has an abscess in his hand and Jared shares a list he found on facebook of 34 things every parent should teach their son.
This week we had a blast talking to Chad from our favorite podcast Dudesy!
It's 2 weeks after the 4th of July but that's ok because it's always America! On this very special episode of Clam Cakes Jared shows off his trophies, we talk about the Bristol parade, and we prove yet again how horrible we are at improv.
This week on Clam Cakes, it's Rich from the podcast Spin That Dice! We talk about economics, some old flash games, and another installment of Che Guevara's Story Corner. Bonus points if you can tell when Jared started having a panic attack.
This week on Clam Cakes Joe explains the Eisenhower matrix, Jared shows some musical TikToks, and Sam makes a surprise phone call.
This week on Clam Cakes it's Nate 3.0! We think he's keeping a deep dark secret because his life can't possibly be that good.
This week on Clam Cakes Joe comes up with a segment called "Che Guevara's Story Corner", we revisit our intelligence test, and Jared is pretty depressed.
This week on Clam Cakes Joe cuts his hair with a knife, Jared just realizes how credit cards work, and another installment of Joe's impression corner.
This week on Clam Cakes Joe talks about the king of the birds, Jared reviews 10 more of the 100 greatest video games, and we attempt to play an improv game.
It's our 40th episode so you know we had to drink 40s with none other than music producer/engineer ClarkWork!
This week on Clam Cakes we talk about our outlooks on death, our recent trip to Dave and Busters, and some woods/cemetery in Cranston that a lot of us grew up playing in called the brook.
On this week's episode of Clam Cakes Jared shares some high thoughts, Joe comes up with an intelligence test that doesn't have much to do with intelligence, and watch some extremely cringy TikToks.
It's Clam Cakes, but outside! On this episode Jared collapses in on himself, Joe talks about that time he broke out of rehab, and we talk about AI.
This week on Clam Cakes we try doing some "segments", shout out way too many people, and talk about our experience at The City Museum in St. Louis.
This week on Clam Cakes Jared realizes Birdman isn't Baby Face and reads some insane TikTok comments. Joe shares how he pretends to feel emotions and some how tops his watch maker joke from last week.
It's a miracle, Joe's promised to stop interrupting everyone! This week on Clam Cakes, Jared tells Joe how angry he's been with him lately, tries to prove Joe wrong using ChatGPT, and discovers just how mean welders are. Joe apologizes for interrupting everyone, proves just how much he knows about squirrels, and figures out how computer.
It's Joe's world and we're just living in it! This week on Clam Cakes Harmony joins us as a surprise guest and Joe goes for the world record in most interruptions on a podcast.
On this week's episode of Clam Cakes we test out our new camera, Joe won't compliment Jared, and Jared wants to talk about rocket pops.
This week we sit down with rapper Lon to talk hip hop, do some not so great impressions, and of course freestyle! Can't wait to link up again and make some more music. Shout out KnockaBeatz and Luis!
Alex is here, and it's one of the most fun episodes we've had! This week we talk tattoos, video games, and dawn power wash. We're not sponsored by dawn.... we just really like the power wash...