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This is like every other podcast out there. Do we have opinions? Yes. Are the interesting and unique? No. This is just people talking about whatever they damn well please.

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    • Feb 14, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 90 EPISODES


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    He Ordered Papa Johns

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 80:22


    Relationship advice, the Chicago lifestyle, and UNIONS WORK PEOPLE!

    Video Games, Food Service, and Happy Thoughts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 65:37


    Dave Sower has returned and is basically just the same things we always talk about. Great man to have on the podcast as usual. And for those who continue to listen thank you and hope you have a good one.

    Episode 3: Revenge of the Thomas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 59:35


    The manifesto of Thomas Casey Zellers continues

    Multiversal Paradoxes; Is three intros too many?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 71:51


    Thomas Casey Zellers has returned as he and Dylan get into deep philosophical discussions and there's a Q cameo!

    Dave Sowyer's Trail; How to be a character

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 69:20


    Former Boss of Dylan shows to his appointed court date and just general nerding out.

    Thomas Casey Zellers - The second time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 60:08


    A new challenger! Mental Health , Movies, The Magic Tree House, and so much more on this episode of COMPLETELY USELESS TALKING

    The Dave Sower Saga: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 83:07


    Dave Sower enters the CUT universeHe's a good man who got blackmailed into coming onto CUT.Poor Bastard

    The Founding Fathers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 29:20


    The creators of the third worst podcast come together once more for the quarterly report

    ITS DATE NIGHT!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 36:22


    Ross is on the run being a criminal Caleb and Dylan have romantic podcast date night

    The Dolly Parton Scale; No Plot Just Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 32:57


    Ross introduces a new scale of humanity Caleb provides interest Dylan Still wants to be an anime character

    Baf! Bof! Buf!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 41:41


    Three Random German Guys Enter Ross summons Polish Pickling and an American Pie remake Caleb explains last weeks episode Dylan can comprehend the English language

    Ross and Caleb 2: Oh God What Did They Do?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 38:41


    Dylan is gone! Ross and Caleb hold the CUT Universe hostage! Let Anarchy Reign! Hope you're all doing well! Twitter: CUTpodcast3

    The Rise of Arthiticus Damocles

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 38:06


    THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE! Caleb shocks Ross and Dylan about the school system Ross gets fired from every school in Indiana Dylan wants to become a teacher All of this and more on this Episode of Completely Useless Talking IF you like what you hear leave a rating, follow on the one social this podcast has, and as all always I hope you're taking care of yourself! Twitter: @CUTpodcast3

    Too Many Voices! Not Enough Mics!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 56:58


    Some cowards show up! Crockett returns! This is the most people in a CUT ever!

    Walmart Court

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 40:36


    Makayla Commits Crimes! Cartoons from years past are discussed, remembered, and bring back nightmares.

    Average Breaking Siblings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 36:29


    A new human expands the Completely Useless Talking Universe How come we didn't get popular from our winter break writings.

    Golf is not a Sport

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 29:53


    The debate as old as time

    Ross and Caleb Stole My Show

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 42:28


    Title says it all! I'm pressing charges!

    Caleb Weed: The Short Film

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 37:18


    Long titles, Caleb's 24 hour film festival submission , the inability to count and more on this Episode of Completely Useless Talking

    Delicatessen Wrestling Association League

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 31:48


    Sandwiches become pro wrestlers.... that is all

    Ross is the New Fast X Director

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 41:23


    Please help us congratulate Ross on his massive success

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    Completely Useless Mathematics

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 37:45


    Next show is going to be all about that math baby!!!

    Throw Ghost Dollars

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 40:52


    Stephie and Dylan talk about their current reality tv show they both star in.

    Vacuum Passover

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 39:11


    Rejoice! The true Passover has come!

    The Hijack of the Century

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 38:49


    A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED!

    Return of the Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 39:43


    After So many years The Queen of CUT returns

    Completely Legal Services

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 44:06


    Star Wars theories, legal services, and box office bombs

    Simon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 38:19


    A random Polish person enters the CUT universe

    We Cry During Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 42:24


    Ross and Dylan episode equals nerd time!

    Tifa For Prime Minster

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 41:29


    Caleb and Dylan have their first ever one vs one and discuss mainly how Tifa from FF7 should be a politican.

    Walk it on Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 40:24


    May have been a good idea to include Ross and Caleb on this Episode

    Spiderman Spoilers Everywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 44:37


    Crockett has been signed to a new contract and everything goes off the rails.

    Snorting Mummies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 36:20


    The Weed is in the audio waves! I repeat the Weed is in the audio waves! Victory is assured!

    The Paul Giamatti Button

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 35:10


    Multi-Million Dollar Idea Right here

    Doc Gooseberry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 36:49


    A NEW EPISODE EMERGES FROM THE DARKNESS!

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    Completely Useful Talking

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 28:41


    Nick has come back for an apparent hostile takeover, that Dylan's lawyer may or may not have told him about. Oh well it was fun while it lasted.

    Eric You Rat Bastard

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 43:11


    Ross and Dylan are back with the topics of Muppets, calling your brother a bastard, unions, and everything else under the sun.

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    Doc Huckleberry

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 34:29


    Dylan and Ross are back as they talk more about their shared past, the recent twitch hack, and DnD nonsense. Thank you for listening

    War Against FedEx

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 36:10


    Dylan, Ross, and Caleb return and discuss the meaning for FedEx, packages teasing us, and how we weren't friends even though were always around each other.

    Get Out JJ Abrams

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 39:38


    Dylan is joined by his two close friends of Ross and Caleb as we discuss, fast food, religion, the doner party and so much more. Thank you all for listening

    Quick Maths

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 36:54


    Fair warning the audio isn't the best Cole is back as we discuss all of the things

    Are You Feeling Kimochi?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 39:55


    Charles Lad makes a return as he and Dylan discuss their favorite things and the possibility of a new show.

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    The End of an Era......

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 29:26


    Stephie and Dylan are here as always, butts being shown are talked about, discovering the stubbornness gene, and drinking water.

    Dylan is Going to Eat a Sock.... Possibly

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 38:06


    As the title says Dylan might eat a sock Stephie and Dylan became financial experts, as well as looking into becoming the new freniemes of the podcasting world.

    You Think They Know We're Dating?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 41:10


    Nicole and Dylan are on this episode and they ask the big questions of, Are they dating? What is Anime? And how do Nerds nerd? Find out on this episode

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    OH BOY OH JEEZ......

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 43:34


    I honestly forgot what we have talked about in this episode, BUT its a Dylan and Stephie episode, in person, which are coming to an end.

    Pan-Ultimate Failure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 35:11


    I done goofed in the edit so this a reupload, thank you Scarfboy, Stephie and Dylan try to do something never before, heard or done when it comes to a strictly audio podcast! What is you ask? Find out by listening please!

    Delightfully Fun Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 45:12


    SCARFBOY IS HERE!!!!!!!! I'm not insane He does exist and oh everything holy does no one know what to do with themselves

    We Learn What Day of The Week It Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 37:17


    WOW! The complete turn 180 this episode takes from the previous one. Stephie and Dylan learn a great many things this episode, some are academic, some revolve around the human anatomy, and everything else in between. Thank you all who listen and may you all do good

    This Show Gets Smart?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 41:31


    Nicole makes a grand return and oh boy..... this episode is, for the lack of a better word, is deep and sad. I'm sorry yet not sorry in the very least because this stuff needs to be talked about. https://open.spotify.com/episode/6mfWZ9wEa0T8cyebycdxMx?si=Ihx2Sg5kTpyHha0VMGBMLA

    Who's On Your Shirt?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 39:42


    Stephie tries to convince Dylan to join her job. They talk about what they want to film next.

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