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Comedian, Paul Conyers, teams up with regular person, Troy Cotton, to bring you the funny stuff you and your friends talk about. From sports to not sports stuff, these guys leave no bases uncovered. cottonpaulyblend@gmail.com

Cotton-Pauly Blend


    • Jun 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 76 EPISODES


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    Episode 76 - Floyd Mayweather is Going to Get Knocked Out!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 47:55


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly is still on the road telling jokes to people who want to listen and laugh to them. For the ones who don't, they constantly talk and text during his set—the guys talk about that. They also talk about the difficulties in figuring out what to buy with an Amazon gift card, strippers getting paid through CashApp and which decade you would love to travel back to and party in (racism, segregation and all hate not being a factor—hard to think of a time where that wasn't a big deal, huh?). Which decade would you party in for a weekend? STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 75 - Mermaids and Other Conspiracy Theories (feat. Stevee)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 55:03


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by entrepreneur and little sister to Cotton, Stevee. They talk conspiracy theories, radio voices and Mary Jane. They also discuss drinking responsibly, Ancestry.com and not being "that old". Random as always but just as entertaining. Enjoy!Check Stevee out: IG: @stevee.psd Website: steveecotton.comSTILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 74 - Playing Urban Rooms

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 64:31


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend the guys are back at Cotton-Pauly studios and are joined by fitness expert and friend of the show, Jay Smith. They talk about fitness, Paul's blind mother (again) and "Oreos". They also talk about Jay Smith's legendary pickup lines, farts and urban rooms. It's gonna be a hot summer! Enjoy!STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayJay Smith's socials:IG: jaysmithfitFacebook: Jay SmithFitemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 73b - "Season 2 Premier"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 57:01


    We're back! Maybe not better than ever but back nonetheless.  Did you miss us? We missed us... ok, ok. We missed you too.On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about the near demise of the podcast, who is this year's MVP and everyone's favorite tending topic, ALIENS! They also discuss trains (not the choo-choo kind), pastries and weddings. Listen, we're back on our bullsh*t. Enjoy!STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 71 - Friday 2-pack (1 of 2) - What's the Skeet to Motherf*cka Exchange Rate?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 37:50


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about movie soundtracks, people who are too high-energy and Las Vegas table-game stories (somehow, meth was involved). They also talk about Paul changing his voice when he uses slang, being white being an odd experience and not watching sports around people who know nothing about them. Oh, you want more? Well, we dropped two episodes today. Keep listening!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 72 - Friday 2-pack (2 of 2) - LeBron is Better than Michael Jordan... at Acting

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 45:56


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys are still remote. This time, Paul is in Oklahoma City and is somehow shocked to see Oklahoma City Thunder gear in their local stores. Cotton and Pauly talk sequels and do a Space Jam 2 deep-dive where they discuss Lola Bunny's new look, LeBron James' acting prowess and Pepé Le Pew's mysterious absence. They also talk about child-molester and child sex-trafficker Matt Gaetz, Kenan and Kel, and how good it feels to be champ (and also DIY championship belts out of ordinary things around your home). This episodes got nostalgia, current events and arts & crafts! EnjoyAlso, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 70 - The Relationsh!t Mashup

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 56:03


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend (or is the Relationsh!t Podcast?) the guys are joined by (or are they joining?) the Marko and Tony Critelli of the Relationsh!t podcast. Oh and by the way, Marko and Cotton are brothers. Anyway, Marko and Tony are a gay, married couple who have a podcast about gay perspectives on traditional relationships and Cotton and Pauly give some differing perspectives on some interesting topics. It's like the time Uncle Phil showed up on Family Matters. You didn't expect it but somehow it made the episode cooler. Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyerspodrelationshit.comFacebookInstagramTwitterYouTubePlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 69 - That Day Was a Good Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 45:47


    On this episode the guys start off with some gangsta shit and then talk about learning what 69ing is. Cotton and Pauly also discuss watching porn with your significant other, women with hair under their arms (it's gross), taking up golf and Paul's run in with an anti-masker. Credit card? You got it! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 68 - Type A Slump Busters

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 65:30


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about clean spaces, "white guy shit", and Cotton asks the question, "have you ever gotten with your friend's girl?" They also talk about slump busters, Sarah Silverman and Comedy vs Britney Spears, and WandaVision/Disney+. Also, the guys will be off next week, so catch up on any episodes you may have missed. We'll be back at it March 5! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 67 - Better Days Ahead? (feat. Kabir Singh)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 70:23


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly says yes!... (to watching Cotton's fish while he is out of town). They also talk about how bright the future looks as it concerns the pandemic, how perfect of a sandwich the peanut better & jelly is, oh, and they're also joined by famous comedian Kabir Singh. Kabir and Paul talk comedy, the early days and Kabir lays out the blueprint for rookie comedians. There's a little something for everyone. Enjoy!Kabir's IG: @kabeezycomicKabir's Twitter: @kabeezyKabir's Facebook: facebook.com/KabirKabeezySingh/Kabir's email: Bookingkabirsingh@gmail.com Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 66 - Morgan Wallen, You Can't Say That...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 63:49


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys anticipate the Super Bowl, they talk about the chick who said something to LeBron, and Brett Favre being a dipshit. They also talk about a potential exhibition between Floyd Mayweather and 50 Cent, the hottest rappers of the last 10 years and the whole Morgan Wallen n-word thing. It's a good one. Enjoy.Oh! Also, congrats Erica!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 65 - Teammates Sleeping in the Same Bed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 61:19


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk tinnitus, Paul being invited to the cookout and the Black vs African American debate. They also talk about the Super Bowl and the matchup between Brady and Mahomes, Paul's dog Scooter getting hot under the dog collar and they're also joined by an old college chum, Aaron Kanno. It's an episode chocked full of stuff. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 64 - Have you ever seen white people in a McDonald's commercial?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 64:06


    Hello, listeners. Doesn't the air smell sweeter? Aren't colors more vibrant? 45 is gone and the guys couldn't be more thrilled! On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about... stuff and things but mainly that that one guy isn't president anymore. They also talk about fake eyelashes, McDonald's and the Ultimate Warrior. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 63 - Comedy with Comics... except for Cotton* (feat. Ryan Goodcase)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 69:55


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by Bay Area comedian Ryan Goodcase. They discuss past sets, comic beef and being the winners of the last two World Series of Comedy. They also discuss Ryan's commitment to Black Lives Matter, draining threes and what're the odds that Melania divorces Trump soon? It's a good one! Enjoy!IG: @ryangoodcaseTwitter: @ryangoodcaseAlso, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 62 - 2021 is Already Shaping Up to be a Motherf*cker of a Year (feat. Will Strong)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 73:52


    Boy oh boy... where to begin? Well, first, to our faithful listeners, to our new listeners, Happy New Year! The Cotton-Pauly Blend is dedicated to bringing you nothing but great content and conversation in 2021. Thanks for listening! You all know what happened this week. There's not much to say about it. Kim is finally leaving Kanye and we talk ALL about it! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 61 - Steve Should've Cloned Myra

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 66:39


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys open with some details about the corporate gig Paul just did at Cotton's job (yes, Cotton has a day job). They also talk about Cotton's recent bout with vertigo, Paul's virtual comedy tips and a wild sext story. Somehow, some way, Cotton and Pauly end up talking about 90s movies and tv shows again. It's another classic! Enjoy!Also, next week is Christmas and the guys are taking the week off. Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 60 - An Interview with a Comedian... and the weekends are for hoe shit.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 61:25


    Sorry for the delay but there is a perfectly good explanation for this... which will be discussed on the podcast on 12/18.On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton talks about his gangsta ass grandma, gangbangin' vs being gangsta and Paul's appearance on the Hot Breath Podcast. They also talk standup comedy, psychics (fuck that Long Island Medium b*tch) and Mercury being in retrograde. Oh! They also take a little tinkle on religion. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 59 - To Catch A Predator... handcuffs won't be necessary

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 68:43


    LATE FRIDAY DROP! Sorry we're late but better late than never, right? On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk jingles, Paul's brush with the Covid-19 and Marvel movies (this conversation lasted longer than intended... our bad). They also talk about yet another predator molesting kids (not your average sicko) and adopting polar bears. Time well spent. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 58 - What Are You Thankful For?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 62:36


    Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 57 - Jeezy #VERZUZ Gucci Mane... and Paul wins the World Series of Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 67:57


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys record from separate studios but have a lot to catch up on. Mainly, Paul winning the World Series of Comedy in fabulous Las Vegas! Congratulations to our guy! They also talk about the Jeezy #VERZUZ Gucci Mane, tattoos, Carrot Top and Michael B. Jordan. Oh and DMX slid into Paul's DMs. No, it really happened! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 56 - The winner by unanimous decision... and NEW President of the United States, Joe "No Malarky" Biden!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 74:51


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys open with some conversation about Eminem and then immediately cut the bullsh!t and talk election 2020! At the time of recording, Joey Bi-den had a 253 - 214 electoral college lead over Donny Chump. Has anything changed yet? We hope so. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 55 - The Best Advice You'll Ever Get is on This Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 38:04


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about an Instagram post from Shaq that asks the question, "Who would win in a game of 3-on-3—Team A: KD, Kobe and Steph (Curry) versus Team B: LeBron, MJ and Kyrie?" The answer is Team B for so many reasons. They also talk firsts—CD, kiss, jerking off to WWF's Divas Magazine. They close the podcast out with everyone's favorite topic, politics. It's a nice blend. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 54 - A Bump in the Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 51:08


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly tackle drinking, butthole licking and the debate (how did it turn out? Did Trump quit?). They also talk about Halloween and some other shit. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 53 - Big D*ck Energy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 61:49


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys open with relationship shit and speaking of which, one-half of the Relationsh!t Podcast and Troy's older brother, Marko Cotton-Critelli, joins the pod for a bit. The guys also talk about taking shots, weird coworkers and their bullshit, and a solution for the homeless. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 52 - You Ain't Gon' Believe this Sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 58:13


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about what's hot in these streets, namely, Donald and his case of the covid, which, by the way, is the personification of comeuppance. They also talk about "sobriety", kidnapping your own kid and a message from a local Tennessee comedian* with a message to mask wearers/Biden supporters. Mike Pence had a fly on his head, LeBron is about to get another ring and Paul has some cool sh!t brewing! Enjoy!*Not really a comedianAlso, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 51 - Drop the Mic... over and over again

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 69:06


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about blackmail and Black males (later in the podcast*), The Avengers porn idea, and Ron Jeremy in prison. Paul also talks about the time he intimidated some "little shit kids", they talk about LeBron James and human rights. It's a podcast packed full of the content you want and need. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 50 - Love Chat with Paul & Erica (featuring Erica Conyers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 55:46


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by Erica (newly married to Paul). Mr. and Mrs. Conyers talk about their wedding and thank Covid-19 for missing the event. There's not much more to this episode but recounting the events of the wedding. So, yes, a few of you who attended this wedding and listen to this podcast will be mentioned by name... or letter. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 49 - WAP (Wild Ass Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 58:10


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly blend, the guys talk about living in history, lying to kids and community college football. They also talk about everybody's least favorite buffoon, edging (just found out what that is) and Paul's Karl Kani jacket. Where do you rate Tropic Thunder? Great movie, right? Anyway, enjoy this shit!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 48 - Maybe if I heard the chorus?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 67:42


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend Cotton is once again disappointed by Pauly's ignorance, Paul is getting married in about 2 weeks and dirty fingernails. They also talk about passive aggressive women, what systemic racism is and the construction of jokes.Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 47 - ... and it was a STEEL ramp! (I raaaaaaaaaaan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 62:42


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton lets it be known that he is pro plastic surgery, the NBA is back and Paul has some very, very odd dreams. They also talk about Herman Cain (RIP... but I mean, you did kinda do it to yourself), Paul continues to disappoint his future father-in-law and giving away stuffed animals. This is podcast is why you look forward to Fridays... even though they sometimes drop on Monday... and then there was that one Saturday. Ok, the day doesn't matter. Just enjoy!Trump vs RampAbove the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 46 - Oh, fasho, T9 Loco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 68:42


    Cotton-Pauly Blend on a Monday? Surprise pod drops? That's the kind of the thing you can expect from these guys. Surprises and quality. On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend the guys talk about wrong lyrics, stationary bikes and Paul's impending wedding—there's never a shortage on updates. They also talk about fan boxes, ringtones and the difference between Black and African-American. Sit back, try and relax and listen to some good sh!t. Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 45 - The Clean One (featuring Baby Jade)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 41:47


    On this episode, the guys are joined by the most beautiful 4 year old in the whole world, Cotton's seed, Jade. In a Cotton-Pauly Blend first, the guys record an entire episode without foul language. It wasn't easy. They discuss favorite colors, cavities and favorite movies. Jade also reads, she talks coronavirus and putting shoes on the wrong feet. Needless to say, this is the cutest episode ever. Enjoy!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 44 - Make Hillary Do It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 62:22


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys start off the episode by serenading you to an old favorite by 702 and N'Sync, the trials of being a white kid wearing FUBU (and also the awkwardness of a black kid wearing Abercrombie and Fitch) and Paul was bullied... and he bullied. They also give their top 5 Nicktoons, hot MILFS close by who want to have sex with you and the Ghislaine Maxwell countdown to a mysterious death starts... now. Enjoy!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 43 - Live (At the Time) from the Same Location (Again)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 40:59


    Cotton and Pauly are back with yet another episode of that hot podcast fire! What makes this episode different? The same thing that made it the same before this whole coronavirus thing happened—they're finally recording from the same location together! On this episode, the guys talk about donkeys... again (well, mainly Cotton), insensitive social media posts and how upset Cotton's daughter is with Uncle Paul. They also talk about the funny shit kids do, Bobby Jackson (we don't f*ck with Bobby Jackson... or Andrew Bynum) and, yep, you guessed it, wrestling! Tuck in, it's another classic. Enjoy!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 42 - The aliens will be here in September

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 61:56


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys discuss the rest of 2020, Paul gets canceled a few times and is Trump going to leave if he gets voted out? Also, there's some talk of masks, "Thank You" cards, and voice actors. Yes, it's Monday. Yes, this is the Cotton-Pauly Blend. Enjoy!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 41 - The Lost Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 67:44


    Actually, this episode wasn't lost. Due to some technical difficulties, we couldn't get it you on time. But it's here! Enjoy!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 40 - R.I.P. George Floyd; The Racism Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 81:26


    This is a deep episode about George Floyd, police brutality (f*ck the police) and racism. Enjoy.Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 39 - Scottie Pippen, We Still Love You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 51:38


    On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys react to the finale of The Michael Jordan/Chicago Bulls documentary, The Last Dance. The also talk not watching the news anymore, an unfortunate event Cotton had concerning butt wipes and The Glooove. Also, Cotton wants to know at what point was Michael Jordan's creepiness a problem. It's an honest question. Enjoy!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 38 - Let's Talk Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 59:16


    Wait?! Cotton and Pauly on a Saturday night?! What could be better? Probably a story about cocaine, the ESPN top 10 NBA players of all time list and yearbooks from middle school and high school. Cotton and Pauly also talk Mountain Dew, Ridin' Dirty and... dairy? The dairy thing was unintentional. Enjoy folks!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayThe Conscious Outlaws album OUT NOWApple MusicPaul on the Costen & Hammer Podcast on Facebookemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 37 - Above the Fray OUT NOW!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 63:38


    Today is a very special day, ladies and gentlemen! Today, Paul Conyers' debut comedy album, Above the Fray, is out! Below are links to download and listen! On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about Paul's long-awaited and highly-anticipated comedy album, Above the Fray. Paul talks about his hopes, his influences and some other shit artists talk about when they drop stuff. Listen, enjoy and download Above the Fray NOW!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 36 - Happy Happy Birthday, to Paul!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 58:15


    Today, Paul Conyers celebrates the day of his birth! Happy Birthday, Paul. We all love you and hope you have a great one! On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about donkeys and their sexual exploits, the evolution of deer and controversial dad jokes. They also discuss Ronda Rousey, the NFL Draft and "fun" cereal. Enjoying quarantine? Well, this should make it a little better. Happy Birthday, Paul!Paul Conyers' debut album, Above the Fray, out soon! email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 35 - The Easter/Jesus/Religion Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 72:53


    So, this is what we've been building up to for a coupe of months... the Easter episode. On this episode, Cotton and Pauly talk about everyone's favorite topic to avoid talking about, religion. They touch on growing up with (or without) religion, bible stories, the geography of religion and the hypocrisy of faith. There was so much to cover! Stop reading and start listening! We'll be praying for you!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 34 - It feels like our skulls are on fire but we're fine.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 57:26


    Hello everyone trapped at home! Thank you for joining us. Have you gone crazy yet? Well, hopefully this podcast breaks up some of that monotony. On this episode of Cotton-Pauly Blend, Paul takes over Laughs Unlimited's IG! Go check out what he did. On today's episode, Paul offers up some fun Harry Potter trivia, two panda's mate after a decade of playing coy and they both share stories of embarrassment. They also talk Nicolas Cage, working from home fuck-ups and video-chat happy hours! Sounds like some shit you need to listen to, right? Enjoy!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersAnd if you RSVP to Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid via instagram you can get a VIP link!Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 33 - Live from Two Different Places

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 65:42


    Paul Conyers debut standup album coming soon!Quarantined and social distancing have left Cotton and Pauly with no other choice but to entertain the masses. It's a tough job but they're happy to do it. You're welcome.On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys answer a couple "Morning Would" questions, give one another a Netflix challenge and they talk coronavirus stimulus checks. They also discuss how awful baseball is and domestic violence outbreaks. Enjoy!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 32 - Social Distancing While Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 66:38


    Paul Conyers debut standup album coming soon!On this episode the guys are quarantined in the house and recording remotely. Please excuse the sound quality. They talk about everything from the coronavirus to one of Paul's dreams. They also discuss bum fights, toilet paper and postponed engagements. Enjoy and stay healthy.email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

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    Episode 31 - Coronavirus + Mules + N-Word Use = C Squared

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 38:58


    It's Friday! After a week off, the guys are back with the classic Cotton-Pauly Blend flavor that you all love and enjoy. On this episode, they talk about car trouble, mules and how they're made, and when is it ok for white people to use the n-word (the answer may shock you... never. The answer is never... ever). Coronavirus... be afraid. Be very afraid. Especially if you're old. Enjoy!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 30 - Game Winners and Conversations You Want to Avoid

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 55:21


    Hello, people. How do you do? On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys get joined with the Botafogo Basketball legend, Jamaal Smith (by the way, Botafogo is a professional, Brazilian basketball team in Rio de Janeiro). Jamaal recently hit a HUGE game winner that was featured on Highly Questionable (ESPN) and he explains how the play went down. After Jamaal hangs up, Cotton and Pauly talk about the slam dunk champ Derrick Jones Jr., Reno and jokes that don't land. Enjoy!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyers, @dat_dude_jrockclip of game winner ---> https://www.instagram.com/p/B8koZZgHNI4/Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 29 - What do gay people do on Valentine's Day?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 47:55


    Happy Valentine's Day, people! We hope you're enjoying this "holiday" with that special someone and all that bullshit. On this episode of Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about their problems with Valentine's Day, gifts Cotton has received and Cotton also gets therapized. Oh they also rank the holidays and Happy Black History Month! Enjoy!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 28 - Where were you when you got the news about Kobe?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 62:27


    First and foremost, since we were gone last week, we didn't get the opportunity to send our deepest and sincerest condolences to Kobe and Gianna Bryant's family as well as the families of the other lives that were lost. The sports world lost one of the greatest to ever do it and a young girl who was well on her way to being one of the greatest to ever do it. The Cotton-Pauly Blend loves and misses you, Kobe and Gianna, and basketball isn't the same without you here. On this episode of The Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys discuss Kobe Bryant and impeachment. There's some other shit sprinkled in there too but you're going to have to listen and find out for yourself. Enjoy!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 27 - This is a hip-hop podcast this week... tuck in.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 62:45


    It's Friday! And just like the NFL owns Sunday, Cotton-Pauly Blend has a week-to-week lease on Friday. On this episode, Cotton and Pauly talk about Eminem's new album and Pauly takes a hip-hop quiz that is one for the ages. They also talk about teachers sleeping with students, fights in sports and there's a couple "bleeps" this episode. What did we say that caused us to (kinda) edit our own podcast?! Listen to find out!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

    Episode 26 - "I know an alpha when I see one!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 56:32


    On this CLASSIC episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly tells a story about this one time at a gay club..., this one time as a wingman at a gay club..., and also parenting. They also discuss a trial by combat case, Sprint and a billboard about some guy names Jesus. We think you'll love this episode. Enjoy!email ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

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