Crazy Stupid Pitches

In which The Pitches come out of hibernation and give the Disney family classic Homeward Bound the dark gritty and meta treatment. Lexa's also firing on all cylinders. Genre: Unnecessary Dark and Gritty Reboot Theme: Letting Go Prop: Pocket Watch Actor: Russel Crowe Trope: "You're Not My Dad!"

In which The Pitches sit down by the yule log and watch Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Happy Holidays! See you in 2021!

In which The Pitches take us back to the ship of dreams to save the world from melting ice caps. COLLIDE WITH DESTINY! Genre: Thriller Theme: Dystopian Trope: Finding Your Self Object: Yoga Mat Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio

In which The Pitches reveal their go to Halloween movies, discuss the Sutherlands and Talk True Blood.

In which The Pitches travel on a Sandworm through the cinematic history of Frank Hurbet's Sci-Fi epic Dune. From David Lynch's cheesy 1984 take, to Alejandro Jodorowsky's pyschadelic fever dream ending at Denis Villeneuve's now 2021 vision.

In which The Pitches THIRST over Hozier, become besties with Psy, plot out Rebecca Black's bloody comeback and sing their favorite one hit wonders. Genre: Action/Musical Theme: Underdog Story Prop: 4 One Hit Wonders Actor: Rick Astley Trope: Death of a Mentor

In which The Pitches talk Mulan's profits and box office figures in the age of COVID, hate J.K Rowling and talk about things they're watching...This one's all over the place.

In which The Pitches shelled out over 30 bucks for Disney's Dishonorable remake of Mulan. It's bad...oh and spoilers.

In which The Pitches gush over the talent that Shakira and JLO brought to the Super Bowl, roll some sushi, realize their stance on corporations and pitch another movie with heart. Genre: Heist Movie Theme: Fish Out Of Water Actor: John C. Reilly Trope: Power Corrupts Prop: Chopsticks

In which The Pitches sit Lexa down and watch Tommy Wiseau's 2003 cinematic tour de force The Room

In which The Pitches travel back to 2004 and revisit 2004's Napoleon Dynamite. Does it still hold up?

In which The Pitches discuss the hidden political messages of One Night in Paris, find someone to climb the sexy tree that is Adam Driver, make cows happy and clean, clean CLEANCLEANCLEAN! Genre: Sci-fi / Fantasy Actor/Actress: Adam Driver aka Fuckable Redwood Prop: A slice of cheese Theme: A heroes journey Trope: Friends to Enemies to Lovers

The Pitches sat and watched Beyonce's latest visual album Black is King. and talk about it. They also read whats on the front page Disney+.

In which The Pitches talk about guilty pleasures, classics they've never seen, popular flicks they dont get, and letdowns. Spoiler: we gush over Jennifer's Body.

In a very socially distant sounding (sorry) episode, The Pitches make a KILF out of Sylvester Stallone, borrow from Tolkien and Princess Bride, while trying out some new deodorant. Genre: Fairy Tale Trope: Hot But Doesn't Know It Theme: War story Object: Deoderant Actor: Sylvester Stallone

In a not so mini Minisode Ruben and Kaitlin sit down(alone for the first time somehow) and gush over the filmography of director Taika Waititi. BAT FIGHT!

In which the girls Talk Eve for the last time...or at least until the show starts again. Support Black Lives Matter https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 The Bail Project: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project The Conscious Kid : https://www.theconsciouskid.org/donate Dont Know Where to Donate?: https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html

In which the gals discuss how evil never dies, emotional roller coasters, and listen to a washing machine.

In which the gals wonder where Eve is, show Niko some love and remember Daddy K.

In which The Pitches go to the wasteland where Amazon rules our lives(don't the already tho?), pit Kevin James against Danny Trejo and bop it, pull it and twist it. Genre: Post Apocalyptic Adventure Trope: Vet Comes Out Of Retirement Actor: Kevin James Object: An Oddly Shaped Box Theme: Man vs "THE" Man

In which Kaitlin and Lexa do the Crocodile Rock.

In which three of the Pitches discuss Taika's return to a galaxy far far away, share some Movies/TV/Games they've been consuming and touch on "Pee Pee, Poo Poo Time"

In which the gals mourn an unexpected loss, and ask "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" about it, predict the cost of red underboob, and hiccup.

In which the gals breakdown Season 3, Episode 3 of Killing Eve.

In which Ruben Kaitlin and Lexa reminisce about B.C. (before Corona) and recount their worst movie going expierences. We miss places...

In which the gals talk about Daddy K's kid (or kids), peruse Villanelle's closet for something affordable (nothings affordable) and do bad impressions. Sorry, baby.

In which Eugene is live via satellite, make chickens appear out of thin air and travel through time. Genre: Fantasy - Comedy Trope: Protagonist discovers a magical ability Object: An Old Nokia Brick Phone Actor: David Tennant Theme: Man Vs. Nature

The gals sit down and discuss Season 3 premiere of Killing Eve, you bastards!

In which the girls premiere a new CSP segment where they discuss all things Killing Eve. Sorry baby.

In which The Pitches turn Austin Powers into a high school stage play, try on terrible accents and spy hard. Genre: Musical Theme: Good Versus Evil Trope: Liar Revealed Actor: Pierce Brosnan Object: USB Drive

In which The Pitches social distance and chill. With Wrestlemania a week away, we watch the 2000 cinematic masterpiece Ready to Rumble

In which The Pitches take a look back at some of wrestlings greats clashes with cinema: They Live, Mr.Nanny, The Scorpion King and Blade: Trinity

In which The Pitches dive deep beyond the shallow end to sequalize (not remake)the 2018 classic A Star is Born. Genre: Thriller Theme: Man vs Technology Actor: Woody Harrelson Trope: Femme Fatale Object: A Guitar

In which The Pitches discuss is Tarzan a good Disney movie? (Yeah...we know)

In which The Pitches learn about Elon Musk's self produced biopic, turn Vin Diesel into a car and go to space. Genre: Sci-Fi / Comedy Theme: Man vs. Self Actor: Vin Disel Trope: The Dangerously Straight Man Prop: 1986 Honda

In which The Pitches talk about Hollywoo- erm...Bong Joon Ho's big night!

In which The Pitches return! Kaitlin gets married and last minute Oscar predictions are made.

In which The Pitches are haunted by technical difficulties (and a dirty sex book), talk dog breeds and poop in the Milkbone supply. Genre: Parody Film Elements: "Red Wire? Blue Wire?" "Does the Dog Die?" Theme: Shy Girl Puts Herself Out There ( Man vs Self)

In which one of The Pitches gets passionate about Cats, asks the question "Why does Taylor Swift a sexy kitty?", talk trailers and Season 3 of Stranger Things

In which The Pitches go to the worst version of Disney World ever, discuss blood magic and continue to reference Midsommar. #Keepthemagicalive

In which The Pitches head to Ari Asters Sweden for his follow up to 2018's Hereditary: Midsommar, discuss modern arthouse horror, and tease a pitch for their own take on the Midsommar formula...just place it in Disney World.

In which The Pitches bring a special guest, plot Emma Watson's escape to the biggest New Years Eve Party, sing(way too much) and chase those 90's waterfalls. Also...ASL? Genre: 90's Jukebox Musical Elements: Emma Watson, A scene(s) with Blue and Purple Lighting Theme: Forbidden love

In which The Pitches gush over Brendan Frasers peak filmography, talk Monkey Bone, and reminisce about owning physical copies of movies and music.

In which The Pitches go back to the occult well, get all "Me Hoy Minoy" to invoke "DoodleBob" and sing like Eddie Vedder. Genre: Raunchy High School / College Comedy Elements: Surprise Occult Ending, An Underwater Shoot Theme: A Heroes Journey

In which the The Pitches do their first minisode, discuss Booksmart and Godzilla, debate hot takes concerning Coco and Roma and talk about what movies/shows they're looking forward to. We're still figuring this out

In which The Pitches discover various ways to consume Wuthering Heights, sort Bella Swan and irrevocably pitch the biggest irrevocable cinematic crossover event that should've happened in 2009. Genre: Harry Potter Crossover Elements: Val Kilmer, Fiancee with Ulterior Motives Theme: Tradition vs Changes and Growth

In which The Pitches discuss which incest is the "best-cest", sing vvitchy songs and discover Space Baphomet. Genre: An Actual Space Opera Elements: There Are Witches, Girl Who Isn't Like Other Girls Goes to Prom Theme: Your Past Does Not Define You

In which The Pitches wish they could see Pet Seminary instead of Pet Sematary, discuss the benefits of having an eye on your butthole and bring back a childhood icon. Genre: Coming of Age Elements: Tilda Swinton and Teenage Rebellion Theme: Learn From Those Who Are Different Than You

In which The Pitches become Shelley Duvall, try not to pitch The Lake House and talk way too much about other Romances. Genre: Time Travel Romance Movie Elements: Keanu Reeves, "M. Night Twist" Theme: The Grass Isn't Always Greener on the Other Side

In which The Pitches cant get the song "Istanbul" out of their heads and where stuff gets animated! Genre: Talking Animal Movie Elements: Stereotypical Gay/Lesbian Best Friend, An Argument That Occurs That Could Easily Be Solved By Explaining The Situation, But One Character Just Sighs and Walks Away Theme: Love Conquers Hate

In which The Pitches do the show for the first time and answer the question, can Tom Hanks save the Catholic Church AND the world? Genre: Catholic Exploitation Theme: Remember Who You Are Elements: Tom Hanks, Brendan Fraser