Cut Up – The Cut Up

Can you feel it? It’s in the air! It’s Halloween 2015. It’s been a good 4 years since I’ve done one of these but I think this one might be the best Halloween special of them all! This year I’m showcasing 3 interesting and diverse Halloween Specials. The first is Will Vintons Comedy of Horrors, … Continue reading The Terrortacular Halloween Special 2015! – The Cut Up #116 →

What are you supposed to be dressed up as? What? Popcorn? The Midnight Hour is a cool little Halloween film! It’ll definitely get you in the mood for trick ‘r treating! Watch to find out if it’s appropriate to just break out into a song, how to date and impress an undead girl and maybe … Continue reading The Midnight Hour (1985) – The Cut Up #115 →

The Pumpkinhead series releases another sequel that still doesn’t fit in with any continuity of the other movies. Maybe it would if the plot made sense? In this cut up, you’ll find out how to make some of the worst CG imaginable, how to get away with harvesting bodies and stealing organs in plain sight … Continue reading Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes – The Cut Up #114 →

This week we check out Little Monsters, a movie I remember from my youth. Does the nostalgia keep this from being a little stinker? Find out about how to catch a monster, a good place (or bad place, depending on your outlook) to escape to from your everyday problems and that girl monsters dig little … Continue reading Little Monsters (1989) – The Cut Up #113 →

Let’s find out what happens when some killer cartoon characters come into the real world with a budget of about $50. Welcome to Terror Toons! Find out how to bring killer cartoons into the real world (or maybe not), who to cast for the part of an 8 year old girl in your movie and … Continue reading Terror Toons (2002) – The Cut Up #112 →

Starcrash is a pretty obvious rip off of Star Wars and Star Trek. Though it’s not a great movie, it’s got style! Find out how to randomly find an evil villian, what david hasselhoff looked like as a young man and why every sci-fi movie should always feature a hot lady in a skimpy black … Continue reading Starcrash (1978) – The Cut Up #111 →

Despite all my rage, I am still just a monkey in a cage! Primal Rage is an odd, unknown movie about ruthless aggression. Find out about the right way to act at a doctors office, the way to impress on a date and how rape seemed to be okay in colleges at this time? Weird. … Continue reading Primal Rage (1988) – The Cut Up #110 →

We jump into Barb Wire…not literally! This movie is kind of an action oddity as I’ve never heard anything positive about it. Let’s check it out! Find out about female action stars, who the razzies hated in 1996 (hint: she’s in this movie) and how fat you need to be t live on a bulldozer! … Continue reading Barb Wire (1996) – The Cut Up #109 →

Wow, the first new cut up in almost 4 years! And of course, we immediately jump back into an awful B movie. Find out Rumelstiltskin’s relation to leprechaun, who will help you stop a psycho that’s after your baby and how to turn someone into a turd! Your browser does not support the video tag.

This year, the annual cut up Halloween special is experiencing a bit of a throwback. This Halloween, I decided to show you ten different spooky stooge episodes; It’s The Cut Up’s Three Stooges Spook-A-Thon! Join The Cutter for a 20 minute long foray into stooge land where you’ll laugh, get the creeps and even learn … Continue reading The Three Stooges Halloween Spook-A-Thon!! – The Cut Up #107 →

Right before the month of October, a month that will be dominated by Halloween movies and goodies for The Cut Up, I have another movie that will probably scare kids just as much as anything else on All Hallows Eve; Watership Down. A strange British, cartoon movie with talking rabbits that go through a lot … Continue reading Watership Down (1978) – The Cut Up #106 →

Oh man, TMNT! Joining Ghostbusters as one of my favorite franchises as a kid, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is right up there! But how does the movie shell up 20 years later? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Sure, I’m out of town and not able to bring you the normal goodness this month, but I was able to catch an early showing of 30 Minutes or Less. It’s this summers action, blockbuster comedy film with some pretty big names in contemporary comedy (Danny Mcbride, Nick Swardson and Aziz Ansari). The real question … Continue reading 30 Minutes or Less (2011) – Cut on Sight →

The final video for X-Men Month, the whole reason for the month, X-Men First Class! What did I think of it? Is it like the trilogy? Will January Jones hang out with me? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Here we are with the final installment of the X-Men trilogy and wow, just wow (and not in a good way). I’m glad this is the last one I have to do before I give my thoughts on First Class…or is it? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Here we finally have the summer blockbuster that everyone was waiting for…or at least remember trailers for. Is Steven Spielberg’s and JJ Abrams’ love child all it’s cracked up to be or should this one phone home? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Even a business trip can’t keep X-Men month from happening. Who loves ya? Well it might not be this movie. It’s better than the first one but…well, I”ll let you find out how I feel about it. Nightcrawler! Your browser does not support the video tag.

It’s June 2011 and the release of X-Men: First Class is upon us. Kicking off X-Men month on The Cut Up we have X-Men (2000). Does this do the mutant franchise credit? Your browser does not support the video tag.

This time, we cover Thor! I’m not much of a comic book reader/fan but I decided to go check the film out anyway. Is this movie a compliment to the Mighty Thor or is it a mighty drag? Your browser does not support the video tag.

It’s a little late, I know, but here is the last piece of content for Pixar Month, April 2011! Woo! Here’s a Cut Up for Wall-E, my favorite Pixar movie. Why is it my favorite? Watch to see! Your browser does not support the video tag.

It might be Pixar month, but that doesn’t mean I can’t go see a horror movie in the theater! To break up this cutesy month, here’s a Cut on Sight ; for Insidious, a movie by Saw creator James Wann that will probably scare you pretty good! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Hot on the heels of Up, Monsters Inc. i next! It’s sort of fitting eh? The ex-horror only guy cutting up a kids movie with monsters in it? Yeah I thought so. This movie is pretty clever for a kids movie and features one of my favorite things, monsters! Enjoy! Your browser does not support … Continue reading Monsters Inc. (2001) – The Cut Up #100 →

My first actual Cut Up with the new site design (thecutup.net), with the new intro and title cards and the first Pixar movie of April! This is exciting! Since no Pixar movie is necessarily bad, enjoy my thoughts on this different-from-the-rest Pixar movie. Talking dogs and adult scenarios? No way! Your browser does not support … Continue reading Up (2009) – The Cut Up #99 →

The Cutting on Sight segments have now jumped to video! Who reads anymore anyway? Paul is a movie I’ve been waiting to see since I saw the first trailer, since I’ve always been a fan of the Simon Pegg and Nick Frost duo. So…how is Paul? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Possibly the final winter review for the Season before Godzilla Month starts in April (Go to TheCutUp.net for more information) Orphan is both entertaining and kind of annoying at times. Sort of like your own kid, am I right? Just kidding, folks, enjoy the cut up! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Right on the heels of last weeks snowboarding movie (Frozen had a little bit of snowboarding in it, eh?) we have Shredder. Just another Slasher, but with Snowboarding in it! Whoa, dude! Karma bra! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Here to keep you in the mood for winter, a Cut Up for the movie Frozen! Planning to take a ski trip but not sure where? Well this resort looks pretty nice…I mean, they might leave you up on one of the ski lifts to die but… Your browser does not support the video tag.

Sure, I’m late on my Christmas Cut Up but at least you’re getting one! It’s a cut up on the strange 1989 movie, Elves. Featuring Neo-Nazi’s, Christmas and Grizzly Adams, this one is sure to brighten up your Holiday! That is if it doesn’t make your head explode first. Your browser does not support the … Continue reading Elves (1989) – The Cut Up #95 →

I might have been banned from Youtube but The Cut Up is still trudging on! Check out a video review that features some scenes from the movie The House of the Devil. Directed by Ti West, it’s a period piece staged in the 80’s that is really worth your time! Your browser does not support … Continue reading The House of the Devil (2009) – The Cut Up #94 →

Welcome to Halloween 2010! This year I cover Halloween is Grinch Night, the Invader Zim Halloween Special and a definite weird surprise! Your browser does not support the video tag.

The Cut Up returns with its first episode since the Youtube banning! Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and best and worst quotes from the movie Saw III. Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and best and worst quotes from the movie Jack O’Lantern. Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and best and worst quotes from the movie White Wall. Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and best and worst quotes from the movie Ghoulies. Hey! Who left a floater in the toilet!? Your browser does not support the video tag.

My Cut Up for Leprechaun 4 in Space. Wow, this movie was terrible. I couldn’t bother to think of a punchline! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and quotes from the movie Blood Creek. Hey we’re going to go and kill a Nazi Zombie! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and quotes from the movie Dr. Giggles. Hey what is so funny!? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and quotes from the movie The Crazies (1973). Hey, have you heard about Trixie? Yeah! She’s gettin’ everyone sick! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and quotes from the movie My Bloody Valentine (2009). Roses are red; Violets are Blue. I wear a gas mask and I’ve going to kill you! Your browser does not support the video tag. The following was the Cut on Sight: My Bloody Valentine … Continue reading My Bloody Valentine (2009) – The Cut Up #84 →

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie Poltergeist. Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie The Exorcist. Doctor, my daughters head is spinning around! It’s just nerves! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie House. This house sounds nice! 3 Bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a closet full of monsters! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie Wow, girls really do mature faster than boys! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. How about this door!? NO! That’s president’s day! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie The Legend of Hell House. Who’s House!? Hell House!? WHAT!? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie Basket Case. I got a joke for ya, what do you get when you split up siamese…HEARD IT. You didn’t even let me get to the part when they throw him in the garbage! Your browser does not … Continue reading Basket Case (1982) – The Cut Up #77 →

A Halloween Special featuring descriptions and scenes from great specials like Garfields Halloween Adventure, The Halloween Tree, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Scooby Doo and the Boo Brothers. Halloween 2009 Sucka’s! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie Trick ‘r Treat. So you’re saying if I blow this candle out before midnight, I’ll get killed? WHat a bunch or shhhAHHHHH!!! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie Creepshow. Gah, I wish I could watch 5 er 6 movies at once without so many TV’s! Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie Hellraiser. This article says we can improve our sex life with leather, whips…chains…PINS? Your browser does not support the video tag.

Check out a video review that features the best scenes and the best quotes from the movie Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings. New girl in town? Check. Mystery? Check. Big demon? Arrgghhh!! Your browser does not support the video tag.