Etiquette A*****e

"What's with the whiny waiter?" We discuss how to deal with the grouch taking your order, without having your food, um, impacted.  Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

How do you handle the douche on the road who's right on your ass? Let's discuss.  Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

You ever have a beggar give you grief for not giving them money? What a treat. We discuss how to deal with this pain in the balls scenario on this episode. Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

I'm not a toddler, I need no assistance in the restroom. And yet, some establishments think I do! Why? Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

This week we discuss how to delicately inform the one you love that their kitchen skills are… not the greatest. Just be careful where you do this - the kitchen has a LOT of knives. Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

"Um, yeah, you don't look like that!" This week we discuss the misleading profile photo: misleading fraud, or just good marketing? Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Have you ever seen an underwhelming coworker's flowerly LinkedIn profile and thought "Nope! NOT EVEN CLOSE!" That's probably because LinkedIn is like an Instagram filter designed to hide all the blemishes of your professional life. Or it's a useful tool. One of the two.

Stop apologizing! Especially you, Canada!  This week we discuss needless apologies and how to stop them. I'm sorry, you're going to have to listen.  Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Ever get trapped behind the person taking 45 minutes to needlessly back their car into the parking spot? Did you want to punch that person in the dick? We get it, and discuss it on this episode.  Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

"I have had it with this mothafuckin' stank on this mothafuckin' plane!" Have you ever smelled someone's food on a plane? It's vomitus. Let's discuss! Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Guys! Don't know which urinal you're supposed to use? Simple! The one that's furthest away from the nearest unzipped dick. Listen now or piss off! Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Rock & roll may not be noise pollution, but what about a set of straight chrome pipes? We discuss loud motorcycles and how to deal on this week's Etiquette Asshole.

Should he put the toilet seat down for her? Or can people somehow actually do things for themselves? Find out on an all new Etiquette Asshole!   Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" It may have been true when Lloyd Christmas said it, but there's a new terrible noise out there, and it's coming from whatever entertainment is playing on any mobile device held by a small child. We discuss the Toddler's Tablet on this week's Etiquette Asshole   Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Cha-CHING! Etiquette Asshole addresses the delicate social disconnect of friends with an income disparity.    Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

On this episode, Etiquette Asshole discusses the tedious nature of boarding an aircraft, and the insanity of the oblivious who hinder the process. Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

"Out of the way, Armstrong!" Etiquette Asshole addresses dealing with the attitude and entitlement of the annoying urban cyclist. Put on your neon spandex and have a listen!   Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Oof, he's marrying HER?! Etiquette Asshole explores navigating the tricky problem of not getting along with a friend's unpleasant partner.   Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Suffice it to say, this is a very upsetting episode. Listener discretion advised.  Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Etiquette Asshole addresses the unpleasant issue of disruptive strangers using their speakerphone in public places.  Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole    

*Brrrrrrrrrrrrap!* Etiquette Asshole addresses when intimate partners get a little TOO familiar. Light a match and listen! Follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Oh my god I CAN'T REMEMBER HER NAME! Etiquette Asshole addresses the embarrassing social faux pas of being unable to remember the name of a person you know.  Don't forget to follow us on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

WHERE the HELL is she? Etiquette Asshole advises how to deal with people who can't meet up on time. Don't dilly-dally; listen now! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Ughh, what is that STANK? Etiquette Asshole addresses dealing with a funky acquaintance and the weirdos who love them.  Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

What do you do when a Male Karen - a Ken, if you will - starts needlessly harrassing or mistreating low-wage service industry workers? Etiquette Asshole addresses how to cool your fury when observing such interactions. Saddle up and listen! And follow the podcast on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

With apologies to Sting, Etiquette Asshole discusses those who lurk too closely to strangers, and how to address this creepy behavior.  Get uncomfortably close to Etiquette Asshole on social: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

SPECIAL DELIVERY! Etiquette Asshole addresses the strange case of a mail carrier leaving notes complaining about the resident's lack of timely snow removal, and how to respond to such passive-aggressive behavior.  Follow the podcast on social:  Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Rise and shine! Etiquette Asshole addresses the improper abuse of the snooze button among people who sleep in the same room. Wake up and listen now! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Etiquette Asshole addresses the utter futility of engaging in certain social media comment threads. You know which ones. EdUcAtE yOuRsElF and listen now! Do your own research and follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

"Come meet my new friend, Earl the town drunk!" Etiquette Asshole addresses how to deal with the unwelcome conversations coming from the next barstool over. Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Light a match!! Etiquette Asshole clarifies the proper use of the incredible tool known as the courtesy flush - and if you aren't using it properly, you, too, are an incredible tool. The restroom may stink, but this podcast doesn't - listen now! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Do you and your partner yell to each other across the house? Etiquette Asshole addresses the conflict between spouses who yell, and their partners who don't. Quiet down and listen! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Oh my God what do you want NOW?!? Etiquette Asshole addresses annoying coworkers who constantly interrupt you for unimportant and non-time-sensitive things. Interrupt your life and listen now! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Laugh it up, chumpstain! Etiquette Asshole addresses the dickish use of the "laughing" or "haha" reaction to mock strangers on social media. Listen now! React to Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

I WAS IN LINE, GRUBHUB BOY! Etiquette Asshole addresses the terrible injustice of food delivery drivers being prioritized over regular customers! Get in line and listen now! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

The mystery of synergy: Etiquette Asshole addresses the irritating overuse of buzzwords and corporate jargon in the workplace. Amplify it now! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

It's freezing, but he's wearing SHORTS? Etiquette Asshole addresses the odd behavior of bare-legged men wearing shorts in cold weather. Listen now! Follow Etiquette Asshole on social media: Twitter @etiquetteahole Facebook @etiquetteasshole

Tired of your annoying coworkers? Do your family's idiosyncrasies drive you crazy? And what about that moron in line in front of you?! Etiquette Asshole is an irreverent podcast take on the advice column format, dedicated to solving problems in social interactions… or maybe just exploiting them for a cheap laugh. We'll give you advice - some good, some terrible! But most importantly, we'll give you a chuckle.