False Starts Podcast

Wanna hear Matthew Broderick impressions? Our review, history and cancelled future are all incidental. Come for the impressions, stay for our horrendous movie pitches. LINKS: Original Godzilla Draft: http://www.wordplayer.com/archives/GODZILLA.cover.html Godzilla graphic novel: http://americankaiju.kaijuphile.com/american-godzilla94/#graphic-novel/page/6-7 Godzilla sequel treatment: https://the-american-godzilla.fandom.com/wiki/Godzilla_2#cite_note-5 As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

By Grabthar's Hammer! We're still doing a podcast! Another lock down edition of False Starts Pod. All about Galaxy Quest starring Dwight from The Office and some others! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Is it a 'Creature'? Is it a 'Monster'? An 'It'? A 'Frankenstein's Monster'? A 'Frankenstein'? An 'Adam'? Who knows? This movie certainly doesn't. But it definitely is horrific. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE... BEE... ahhhh we wouldn't do that to you. We dive into the history of Tim Burton's 1988 masterpiece (if you're in to that sort of thing, which some of us definitely aren't) to find out just why it never got a sequel. SPOILERS, because it was called 'B**tlejuice Goes Hawaiian' and Lewis has read that whole script so you don't have to. Hear about that inside. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 Kevin Smith vs Tim Burton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggUwTXLiYzA

We're back baby! And just in time because Sonic the Hedgehog has only been out... a while. But what do we think of it? What do we make of Sonic's weird little Hedgehog toes? And do we prefer using Zillow or Rightmove? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE Much like the movie, there may be a good podcast hidden within. But there's a lot of s**t you need to put up with. We watched 2017's Power Rangers, starring Stickle Brick Walter White. Evil Billy from Stranger Things as a hero(?) and Elizabeth Banks, comped in from a totally different movie. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 It's a wonderful life in colour - https://youtu.be/qoAcEhKDOPw

Pfft great another movie all about straight white males and how hard they have it. Eyeroll. It is a nice change to see a baby as the villain though. Sound like nonsense? More lies within. Along with regular feature 'Historically accurate babblings with Ashley'. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Two Christmas focus podcasts? Three podcasts in a month? Well it truly is a wonderful life isn't it? Dan takes the reins this episode as we take a deep look into It's a Wonderful Life and it's failed sequels (I know right?!? As surprised as you are). As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 It's a wonderful life in colour - https://youtu.be/qoAcEhKDOPw

In which our intrepid heroes mostly discuss cheesecake and if prequels are sequels. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 Original shorts: https://vimeo.com/16878465 https://vimeo.com/16878867 PODWIFE: https://www.ittybittypodcast.com/

Don't call them angel... of the morning angel. Don't touch their cheek before you leave them baby. We discuss Elizabeth Banks new movie and if Bill Murray evolves into Patrick Stewart Lewis' experience at the cinema https://twitter.com/FalseStartsPod/status/1202308323707625472?s=20 As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Racism, sexism, misogyny. Americas answer to James Bond from a British porno writer.... I'm sorry, it's Remo Williams. The Adventure Begins. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 Remo Williams TV Pilot opening - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQi0eTu4gps

It's the Terminators third attempt at starting a new trilogy (after Salvation and Genysis), we watch Terminator Dark Fate. Is it third time lucky? Well no, it's lost the studio $100m BUT... what do WE think of it? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Oh mamma! The Dark Universe. The very thing that inspire us making this podcast. We take our first, and obviously only dive into Alex Kurtzman's failed extended universe. With The Mummy. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube

WE'RE BACK! After an unplanned break, we. Are. Back! And boy oh boy do some of us wish we weren't. This episode we watch the Hayden Skywalker, Action... noir... romantic comedy... thing? Jumper. He Jumps, a lot. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

Do you like Mad Max and...... water? Then you might like Waterworld. One of the biggest bombs in movie history. And we're checking out the extended 3 hours long Uylsses Cut! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrDbPtd5AHlQY3maPp3BY3g

Roy from the IT Crowd. Mr Poppy. Trillian and Other Man. Go on a time travelling Bonnie Tyler filled adventure in their TURDIS. And if that sound like a load of rambling nonsense wait until you hear the rest of the episode. Actually seeing the movie is advised for this one folks. It's only 80 mins. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrDbPtd5AHlQY3maPp3BY3g

His Dark Materials. A hugely popular book series. The world in a fantasy high. New Line cinema, coming off the back of Lord of the Rings. Everything in position for this to be a huge hit and amazing movie right? Right?!?! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube. Many thanks to Podcoin this month for taking the place of our #Podwife.

You might've seen a house fly! You might have seen a dragon fly! But have you listened to 3 fully grown adult males pick apart a kids movie from the 40s? We review Dumbo (1941). Join us as we discuss drunk Disney characters, horrific body horror in children's movies and we find out just how many toilets and elephant weighs. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

EEEVERYOOONE should listen to this episode. As we find out, which era of Gary Oldman (Goldman) is the best? If the most French human ever, Jean Reno is actually Itallian. And just what happened to Luc Besson? We discuss, Leon: The Professional... Extended Edition. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

False Starts: Ghostbusters (2016) - Episode 20 What? No no the Podcast didn't finish, we just needed 3 months to prepare for this. Join us, as we get Lewis more and more drunk throughout and discuss, Ghostbusters, 2016, Colon, Answer the Call. Slash Ghostbusters one. Slash Three? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

Welcomes to our big bumper special double Christmas episode of False Starts where the movies we discuss didn't fail to start a franchise, but ended one instead. Yes that's the full title of the episode. This time out we decide to ruin Christmas with the 2 Home Alone movies that most people have never heard of. Merry(?) Christmas everyone. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.