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Fantasy Football: The game we love to hate. Fantasy Unclean is our unfiltered take on the current events of the season, put in the context of all of our leagues. Ride with us and share in our misery as we strive for and ultimately fall short of the coveted championship belt. Fantasy advice for idiots, by idiots.

Rich, Frodo, and Scott


    • Jan 5, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 22m AVG DURATION
    • 117 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Fantasy Unclean

    Fantasy Chumps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 82:29


    Week 18 is bringin the bullshit, and so are we. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 15 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 99:33


    Hit-em up style. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 14 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 99:33


    Dropping some week 14 betting and fantasy knowledge. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 13 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 83:24


    Dropping some week 13 betting and fantasy knowledge. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 12 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 82:50


    Dropping some week 12 betting and fantasy knowledge. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 7 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 92:08


    Dropping some week 7 betting and fantasy knowledge. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 6 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 86:40


    Dropping some week 6 betting and fantasy knowledge. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 5 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 94:28


    Dropping some week 5 betting and fantasy knowledge. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 4 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 96:35


    The Corn star Tyreek Hill. The Swift revival. And much much more. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 2 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 123:57


    Who knee'ds a knee? Chubb. Chubb needs a knee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 2 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 89:57


    Hello Darkness my old friend, it me... Aaron. Putting fantasy football knowledge to some money-makin use. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 1 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2023 113:50


    Let's goooooooo. Hittin them week one picks, droppin some fantasy knowledge, and ticklin your insides. Wassup. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    Pre-Super Bowl Coverage

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 62:08


    Apparently we just gave up posting the show. Here's the pre-super bowl predictions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fantasyunclean/message

    coverage pre super bowl
    We're Back Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2023 101:28


    Hard not to be romantic about football. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Championship Weekend: Suck It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 78:50


    Love her or hate her, Fantasy Football is one cruel bitch. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 17: D Hop on Deez Nutz

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2022 92:15


    The world burns... and I drink. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 16: Pour One Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 100:26


    Are you there God? It's me, Despair. Don't start Deebo, JT, Hurts, and Pierce. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Playoff Season is Upon Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 68:27


    If you stayed with us through the season, and followed our advice very carefully... you're probably not in the playoffs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Playoffs Cometh

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 70:28


    Winners and losers... mostly losers. Just ask our wives. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    My name is Fantasy Football and I play Fantasy Unclean...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 90:39


    Playoffs are on the horizon, Darrell Henderson is out, and we all fight to the death for our spots in the brackets. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 11 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 68:19


    Week 11 previews, Warzone 2, and hilarity of the lowest order. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 10 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2022 88:21


    We're back in the studio and all the better for it. Shitty advice for your equally shitty team! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 8 NFL Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 103:44


    Hey idiots, did you watch NFL week 7? If not, you're in luck because we're about to break it all down for you. And by "break it down" I mean give you a condescending explanation of why Russell Wilson is still a piece of shit pick and Christian McCaffery is a god. So sit back and enjoy the stupidity of your fellow man. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 7 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 106:00


    If you're wondering if your team is even shittier than last year, you're right. But it's not ALL your fault dum dum, so listen closely as we tell you why. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 6 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 113:29


    New Night Same Bullshit: Let's do it. We're moving to Wednesday night because honestly you guys probably don't care because everyone in the world has the same takes on every player within a few degrees. So no more waiver talks; just injuries, news, betting lines and shenanigans. Welcome to the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 5 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 94:31


    Recapping the horrendous week 4 injuries, and breaking down your week 5 games. Seahawks win a game, but somehow improve their draft position thanks to Russell Wilson! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 4 Previews

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 89:52


    How do you dig yourself out of your 0-3 hole? What do you need to do to stay on top of the mountain? Listen up buttercup, because we're about to learn you something. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week 2 Recaps: Improve Your Shit Team

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 101:34


    Week 2 recaps and week 3 predictions. Keep up to date on all the important info to make your shitty team less shitty. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Week One Fantasy Gods and Asshats

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 60:08


    Justin Jefferson is going to pick you up, carry you to a championship, and stay for a nice cuddle after. Cam Akers, not so much. God's and Asshat's, so stick around. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    The Endless Drought is Done: Week One 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 71:49


    After 40 days and 40 nights, we're finally through the desert. Bless us for thou hath granted us Football on thy holiest of days... and Thursday and Monday. The Football gods once again shine their blessed light upon our faces, and it is good. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Preseason Ends, Draft Season Peaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 116:47


    The cuts start coming and they don't stop coming. And follow along in our PPR 12-Team draft! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Thespis Haunts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 31:07


    Never change your socks on gameday, and never update your equipment on the day of the pod. We hit you with the quick and dirty notes of the week. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    haunts thespis
    Fantasy Best Practices: Fantasy 101 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 126:54


    Want to play Fantasy Football, but don't know where to begin? Don't feel like a dumbass all by your lonesome, feel like a dumbass with us! Get your basic understanding of Fantasy and have a few yucks along the way. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Dynasty Reigns

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 81:48


    The offseason sucks, so you should play Dynasty. Learn how to suck in a whole new way! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    The Verdict Is In...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 62:56


    Ret. Judge Robinson has delivered her recommendation, and now we wait for the NFL's reaction. Training camps are in full swing and we already have the casualties. Come, take a seat, grab a beer and light up your spliff Fantasy Unclean is back baby! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Where did the bad man touch you?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 87:55


    Deshaun Watson appears to be getting off... get it? The slow grind of the offseason continues, and we talk Baker, Watson, Dan Marino, and of course Mark Rypien. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Watson Continues His Spree

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 116:37


    This guy is just the worst. We get into the Wide-Back debate a little more and what to expect from Tony Pollard's news as a slot guy. That and further shenanigans ahead. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Dead Weeks - We're Bored Now

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 43:09


    The dead lull between Draft and the start of real practices in July. We struggle to survive. We grasp at straws. We drink more booze. Join us. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Into The Offseason Void

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 94:47


    NFL news, tidbits, and delicacies. How do you feel about these rookies now that the dust has settled? Who do you like as a a year two target? All that and other idiotic stuff ahead. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Post Draft: & How To Save A Life

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 76:50


    We talk rookies and placement. We talk overall draft grades. We talk Hummingbirds and Dolphins. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    NFC Staring Into The Void

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 126:44


    We go through the NFC and detail what the offensive needs are for each team. AFC is stacked now, so the void in NFC is real. A few teams need little, most teams need everything. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    AFC Predraft Needs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 131:03


    This week we talk about the AFC and what each team needs to be to stay competitive in the toughest conference. The conference of the have's and have-not's. We also give our projected standings of each conference. Come with us and drink to our futures! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Free Agency Gets WIIIIIIIIILD

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 162:35


    Where to begin? The sky is falling in Seattle. Tom Brady has retired. Devante Adams is a Raider. Tom Brady unretires. Deshaun Watson has a new victim as he absolutely assaults the Browns front office and takes them for everything they have. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fantasyunclean/message

    Championship Weekend: The 4th is King

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 68:22


    What a weekend of football! We recap the the Conference Championship's and talk a little about the upcoming Rams vs. Bengals Super Bowl. Oh and how Scott dominated the post season fantasy league. 

    Conference Championships: Bengals Have Arrived

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 91:13


    The end is within sight, that explains all the depression. Conference Championships are here and we carry on with our post season fantasy football analysis. 

    Divisional Round Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 108:01


    We have the results of Week 1 of our Patent-Not-Pending Post-Season Fantasy Football and needless to say, Scott is a legend once again. Killin it. Plus other football news.

    Super Wildcard Weekend: The Return Of The King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 115:50


    Postseason is here! If you haven't played postseason fantasy football, then you're missing out. Keep your season alive!

    Week 18: The Lost Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 142:56


    Recapping the season's worth of bets, as we grieve our lost weeks and seasons. What keeps hope alive is the last glorious ride to Valhalla across the Rainbow bridge we call Post-Season Fantasy Football. We draft next week!

    Week 17: Ego Check

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 82:50


    Week 16 proved that even the best laid plans fall the fuck apart. Semi-Finals filled with backups, did you make it to the championship? I did, so suck it. Listen up to grab that crown, and teabag your league into the ground. 

    Week 16: I've Got a Full On Semi(finals)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 116:42


    Semi's are here, COVID is back with a vengeance on your league, and we have answers. Full blown answers. 

    Week 15: Playoffs? You want to talk about the playoffs?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 137:30


    The games are in, the points are tallied, the standings locked, and the bracket is set. Now comes the heartache. The shit hits the fan, and that shit's name be COVID. How badly is your team being wrecked? Listen up buttercup, we're going to win you your league. 

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