Happy Horror Coffee Break Old Time Horror Radio Show

HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don't worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season!Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

What's the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”?Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby. This week's Stories:“Black Magic”By praisethe_emotrinityRead by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreepshttps://instagram.com/kreatures_n_kreeps?utm_medium=copy_link“I've had the same dream for 26 years”By Allan LoeRead by The MoorsMusical guest: The Moors “Queen of Stings”https://youtu.be/G7sn4JeUC84”Introduction to Happy Horror”by The Classy WrecksHorror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we've been the last two months. This week's Stories:“Journey into the woods”By Trev WavyRead by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie!https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm_medium=copy_linkTrue ghost storiesTold by the band Mephiskapheles Musical guest: Mephiskapheles “Let them Come”https://open.spotify.com/track/1hLVRj7ep6bRbKNbMaUdiB?si=YTlXaSsPQWOyguhkhCDEaA&dl_branch=1Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

What's the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now? Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app

What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts!This weeks stories: "El Hombre Caiman"A TRUE STORY!Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror@monicagarca62"The Devil is in The Details"Written by Thaddeus YeungRead by Davey CalabreseMusical Guest :@calabrese666"Hallucinatory Void"@theclassywrecks on the introhttps://open.spotify.com/track/2388yEwLJcgmp2eon84q0n?si=pFjCskNZQEmfsXsrVyZ3hA

THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It's a wild time!This week's Stories:“Old Seal-Eyes ”Written by Rylee NickelRead by Andrew “Gimetzco”BargeronOld Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta “Necromancy for Beginners”Written by Katrina SlaterRead by Riggz Miller of The Whiskey Batshttps://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/fdyaef/necromancy_for_beginners/Musical guest: The Whiskey Bats“Attack of the Bleeding Brain”https://open.spotify.com/track/6EMaIc7iYSQFXOOpAn9QN4?si=F5sIsv6sTaiK_yYYuHdzJwHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too. Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!!This week’s Stories:“Clairvoyant ”Written by Christian WallaceRead by Kato the mediumhttps://instagram.com/katothemedium?igshid=1x41a7ccglx2q “Piper”Written by Katrina SlaterRead by Gorrissey and Aidean the Fiend of The Mismithshttps://instagram.com/themismiths?igshid=ms77q58orxtjMusical guest: the Mismiths“Highway Horror”https://open.spotify.com/track/7xm4o9PXZ6fpSTspQIQVdt?si=-RklnJO9Q1-lgGK424PQMAHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT!”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenanhttps://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/“Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawkeread by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcasthttps://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other-workshop/“‘T’was the Fright Before Christmas “ by xxdenzlhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_ChristmasMusica Guest: Backyard Superheroes with the song “Coal in my Stockings”https://open.spotify.com/track/54ueU29LxWKA4lPmozWcLn?si=b3yzb0eSQCOheFh98Gm7RAHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts at:ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORKAnd the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you. Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts at:ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/showsAnd the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”. Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts at:ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/showsAnd the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!!special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi HolocaustoHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts at:ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORKAnd the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares. Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts at:ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/showsAnd the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!! This week’s Stories: “Bagels ” Written by Richard Saxon Read by Clint Cobb of The Halloween Shirt Company https://www.halloweenshirtcompany.com/ “I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay” Written by Blair Daniels Read by The Phantom Cowboys Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space” Bagels - Creepypasta I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/12xfAqlLVHzEI526VClRXx?si=LGk5nHuHQNGcZcKxZxGb4A Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror! This week’s Stories: “Annabelle Lee ” Written by Edgar Allan Poe Read by Unkle Spooky “A strange object fell from space” Written by Christopher Maxim Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space” A Strange Object Fell From Space - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/78NoHKpe4UZvlIBh8WpUjK?si=m6SNj-h5T9-BRBoplGxmhw Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmfHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcast at:ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows

Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket With “End For You” The House That No One Built - Creepypasta Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult!This week’s Stories:“The Cave”Written by Archfeared/Ethan I.Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end”Written by Shannon HigdonRead by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead”The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | FandomIn the End - Creepypastahttps://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2QHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmfHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on! This week’s Stories: “One Last Drink” Written by Shadowswimmer77 Read by Jacob Hatfield Musical guest: Super Monster Party With “Altered Beast” https://l.instagram.com/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermonsterparty.com%2F&e=ATN2qD2JL99GhutDr5sPWj7ScPOz6N7IHoBE5bVZ3Qfc6_MHtvUGrhLfG3W5GcfHXoSbHgG7CW_VMkxe32AS30tcxhOsrgRk9IaREQ&s=1 https://www.creepypasta.com/one-last-drink/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “The Clown Statue " Written by honeybunny00 Read by 5¢ Freak Show Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show” https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg The Oracle - Creepypasta https://www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIg https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qc5GWceFHb8a6xgFp2ead?si=zhXqAn86SLandY51hTP3BA https://open.spotify.com/track/3t7H2MoNy45x7Jiwb5xgWQ?si= https://open.spotify.com/track/6AmLwDgSQxoQ8TZORSasht?si=LfdP6eM1THisY3U1_TLoWw https://open.spotify.com/track/3IlMet7SUltusMvyERnFla?si=O_faILo0SLiF8_IUpqKyOQ http://punkenstein.bandcamp.com/track/dead-sushi https://open.spotify.com/track/5LLBwxifo7jbCeNv7BFbJd?si=rfjoKOI0Ti2m7eWmoY1qsA https://youtu.be/5nGW_A4fG-0 https://open.spotify.com/track/4KzKCW9q3dLuhOU1c4ClMp?si=bLs3XcJGR16FFgJ6v4FSbg https://open.spotify.com/track/0JU5wHGYUPK4h0fhVvXoTJ?si=HzbTnAEuTXOkKJ93ewZtKA https://open.spotify.com/track/1QMkkrk1e5hIvtrKuDpa79?si=-ZuiGRdASyG3MDKYfEMrNw https://open.spotify.com/track/0Y79YuvzHHIiKmD5CmddKT?si=KteCSUu6SnSelfUs3tgTNA https://open.spotify.com/track/3jMt6d35H704RkPfVgNw8d?si=LYWJgv4sTWCFIQdrFNmCBA https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aiFmqEtzvTjuAhNtvFgvlNBZH7bvXG7c/view https://open.spotify.com/track/4uiTgilcYree4zGOfXgBWe?si=Fq3XDwahR9eWOqg9vbVTIA

It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmfHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up!This week’s Stories:“The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ”Written Maurice BlockerRead by Bobby Anthem “Awaiting Input "Written by Jackson Barnard Read by CucarachaMusical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico”https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmwhttps://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0dAwaiting Input - CreepypastaHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

Hey! What a week, eh? Wind down with a couple of randompastas. Tonight we dive into the one-breath run on sentence world of supernatural home invaders, the wannabe Lovecraftian world of ominous sea goliaths, and Eeris even gets a shot at some Crappypasta spookiness with a sweet dog story. All this, and nothing more! Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

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Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode. Guest interview: Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast This week’s Stories: “The Ballad of One Hand Dan” Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast "I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me" Written by Devin Hoover Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” https://open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w https://www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

Remember two weeks ago, when we left you hanging at the edge of your seat? Yeah, me neither, but apparently we did. Here is the second half of the thrilling adventure in house cleaning that is... Woebegone. Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

In this new side series, we let Garth Garfunkel man the controls as he takes us through his private record collection. Grab whatever drink you need to get you through this hour of terror and have a funky time with Funky! Theme music: 5¢ Freakshow https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=3qlCmrfkRQCy4plcmNT_5Q https://open.spotify.com/track/1YZEXutwt6mN4DYFgs8uAa?si=4sGx4MW9SqGIlGe6tbJMDQ https://open.spotify.com/track/63pBLK8SilZqWoSeXRCA88?si=bL6cDmAlSXqiegGO8YpAXg Darkness | xSCHOCKx https://open.spotify.com/track/1LHRoUHxQXjzuDEEYnn2yA?si=fPDWoQKVTZ-CwP4c-V8ymA https://open.spotify.com/track/67FzlNjfBCa8PsIbODCUyM?si=B3WTcN7rSACo4O5pHiwWtw https://open.spotify.com/track/6tOthpBR07ToPSXr8yYbgC?si=Pf2yAyfgRACnZxBBpFDmAQ https://open.spotify.com/track/3woEarPBiocoRURWLBGcRN?si=42Opx_SfRWSqVMgSp3hXpQ https://open.spotify.com/track/0KeOvIXUKT7aaZ5sovcpTA?si=_YPjpsucRDSPxsT19LAzGg https://open.spotify.com/track/7MamivQWLK287qZajYuzTf?si=ve31qbf0Qk6a59YpiIDyWg https://youtu.be/jRM_4HvNvCk

Don’t you just hate it?! You clean and clean, day in and day out, but the dirt just keeps coming back! It’s just a fact of life we all must endure. The only advice we can give you is to take a lesson from this week’s episode, and stay far away from strangers with miracle cures. Here’s part one in our two part Crappypasta adventure, “Woebegone” a short story by Kelley Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

What would you do if you came face to face with yourself? Would you yell “Doppelgänger!” and tackle them to the ground, or would you SCREAM and run away? We suggest making friends with them and tuning in together to this week’s double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun episode! Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: "I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler" Written by CageVenom Read by Ethan Smith "Miracle Girl" Written by Jason Gorbel Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out” I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta Miracle Girl - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

Skin! YOU’RE IN IT! But not for long if you hang around. This week we take a double twist dive into the Crappyverse with a Crappypasta double feature! There’s Skin-takers, puppets, and all around nightmare-fueled fun times ahead. This week’s Stories: "Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker" Credit to Brian and “Friends from school” Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I

Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most hot pockets!! I WON!!! "Satan Offered Me a Job" Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo) Read by Patrick Jankiewicz You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion https://www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G “Pact with the Devil” Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom Read “Tomcat” Thompson Musical Guest: TOMCAT and Kirby With song “Devil’s Polka” https://youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

Hey! It’s Tomcat! Come get your favorite anime body pillow and cuddle up!!

Guess who’s wearing their birthday suit! THATS RIGHT!! The demon that took it from you! "I found a human tooth in my pocket” Written by TheBlueMovies Read by Charli Marie charli_marie.com “The Devourer” Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS Read by Wellington Belarmino,Silas Cabral and Genildo Rodrigues of Zumbi Holocausto Musical Guest: Zumbi Holocausto With song “Mata” h https://open.spotify.com/track/3xJPP5BG5VkvsFRzozQn61?si=5dgG5AB6QTOKU80VosPfPg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

Hang ten, Bubba Ben! We have so much stuff in here! (Slaps episode) audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

Got a zombie kid in your closet? Better go catch it! AhahahahabahaahahahahhahahahahahahHabHhHhHhHHHhHahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaha "Terry" Written by Zolast Read by Bill Foster “Love Potion” Written by Unknown From Scaryforkids.com Read by Justin xSCHOCKx Musical Guest: XSchockX With song “Withered Lover” Music | xSCHOCKx ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

Hey! Is that my package you took off my porch? You keep it, you porch package taker. audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!! Get a room, you DWEEB!!! "The Legend of Carter Bale” Written by Shelton Fisher Read by Patrick Lescarbeau “Sarah’s Coulrophobia” Written by Kiriakos Vilchez Read by Daniel Mager Musical Guest: The Classy Wrecks With song “Superman (is going to Hell)” https://open.spotify.com/track/5CYLxcuH7m9cLxPEQuIIGK?si=NnF7RaKeTPCc5F9XM6qb5w ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230

You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??!!! This is a new spin-off episode dedicated to the CRAPPIEST pastas you could eat!

Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably. "Something's Wrong with Madeline" Written by Elizabeth Frazier Read by Dawn Moultroup “Masks” Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser Read by Christofer Johnsson Musical Guest: Luciferina Light Orchestra With song “Evil Masquerade” https://open.spotify.com/track/7e5DXc4jIzwCoVm5Yd8QT7?si=2Q7yD9CbRcyvA13yir6QyA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think!

Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHIPS! The Queen’s Guard by inaaace, read by Marc Jeffreyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIAMusical guest Queen Zee, song Lonerhttps://open.spotify.com/track/1wguzFgFSHnDzK4iSXO5xB?si=vnciX5MvSE-rD62DGe_3dwChannelFourAndAHalf.comSoundstooth.comDeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkoutThompsoncigars.comTeespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerchTuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.orgHappy Horror Hotline 9189285230

How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip. The melon heads by Jet556and read by Barry Henderson of Extraordinary Stories PodcastThe Murphy Horror House by Kelley FosterMusical guest, Moonlight Zoo - Wildhttps://open.spotify.com/track/74jADVX7F4R2BtW0tip5FD?si=2BPe2AX4TgqSP62qp3O5QwChannelFourAndAHalf.comSoundstooth.comDeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkoutTwoplanetproductions.comTeespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerchTuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.orgHappy Horror Hotline 9189285230

I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish. Sauin, by John FitzgeraldThe Fairies, by TomThe Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó LongáinMusical guest, Cherym - Take It Backhttps://open.spotify.com/track/0uEoYyzV2xRw4jHIH2MPG8?si=gjCKKn2aSma-ixNbwbpPXQChannelFourAndAHalf.comSoundstooth.comDeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkoutTwoplanetproductions.comTeespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerchTuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.orgHappy Horror Hotline 9189285230

It’s easy to get lost when you’re stupid. Not you, I meant, like, the ROYAL you, like as in “yoooou are sooooo baaaad at stuff”. That’s not a saying, I don’t know. I’m sorry. Hands, by Unseen_wombatThe Steubenville Ghost, by unknown Undying, by pbninjaMusical guest, Walker OG - Pangea https://open.spotify.com/track/3YXVCXaVr0yl5kd7hWVxOU?si=FTQQBJlpQBCShjGIbJFPbwChannelFourAndAHalf.comSoundstooth.comDeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkoutThompsoncigars.comTeespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerchTuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.orgHappy Horror Hotline 9189285230