Losing Your V-LYV

Florida a land where the sun rises and never sets. A land were horses choose pickled cucumbers over apples and the crabs make funny noises when they run. Find out this week how an innocent game turned into the adventure of a life time. Highlights from this show:-Novey's name this epi is Jon Bon Novey- Melbourne, Flordia- Loggerhead sea turtles- Eat at True Restaurant in Boca Raton, FL .- Set sale on Mega Adventures Fishing - Take a romantic horse back ride.If you would like to make contact with us we are in the following social media. Tell us what you think. What are some ideas for new episodes and if you have a name suggestions for Novey. Just click on the following links.facebook.com/losingyourvinstagram.com/losingyourvWe can't wait to hear from you and send you some merch.

See you later 2020!FINALLY, they are back. After a year that was one giant kick to the narddogs after another. Heidi and The Not-So-Manly, The Myth, The Legend are back. Hear one excuse after another as to why they had to take an unexpected break. Boring, this year was hard on us all. These ladies are bidding fare well to the year and staring Ramsey Bolton square in the eye. Bring it on 2021!Highlights from this show:-The ladies reintroduce themselves to podcasting.-Novey's name this epi is 20NOvey.-Noves writes a goodbye song and then sings it.-Heidi relives a flood and one 2020 natural disaster after another.If you would like to make contact with us we are in the following social media. Tell us what you think. What are some ideas for new episodes and if you have a name suggestions for Novey. Just click on the following links.facebook.com/losingyourvinstagram.com/losingyourvWe can't wait to hear from you and send you some merch.

Heidi and Novey try to cure their cabin fever with puzzles, games, and wine. Then they take a hike.

Once upon a time the girls read a book and it only took them 2 months to talk about it.The girls read Where the Crawdad Sings by Delia Owens and have a mini book club. Other highlights include their top picks for favorite authors and books, how they have tried and mostly failed at keeping their sanity with kids home all day, penis mad libs, bamboozling parents, and the definitely true and not made up lineage of Earl Gray and his S&M roots.

Did you know that a cow buffalo hybrid is called a BEEFALO! Did you know that Shakespeare invented more that 1700 words that we still use today? Or maybe that the Queen of England's Royal kitchen has to take special measures to prevent her lunch from being late? Well you will now! Heidi has returned from Podfest and Novey has finally made a successful move to Arkansas. The girls have big plans to be better than ever. But first to quote Scuba Steve, "You've gotta be smart!" Heidi and Novey now know all the fun facts and they want to tell you why we knock on wood. Funfact referances:Mental FlossGood House Keeping Random FactsNative American Wisdom Book, by Albert BenderOur inspirational quote is from the Native American Wisdom Book, by Albert Bender and our animal of awesomness is Trigger Pollan who flew for the first time. Our person of awesomeness is Scott Helms who is making his TV debut on the History Channel's Forged in Fire! He shared with us that he has a new beard straighter. Way to go pure awesomeness Scotty. Follow him on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the_original_wondernut/You can reach us and keep a weary eye on our doings on the following links:InstagramFacebookWebpageNovey's nickname this week is SupercalifregilisticexpaliNovsious. Let us know if you have any other name ideas for her. Also tell us if you have any suggestion for things that we can do for future episodes. We love talking with and making new friends shoot us an email at losingyourvpodcast@gmail.com.Don't forget to go on and like, rate, review, and subscribe. You can do that easily by clicking on the followingRSS feedApple podcastSpotifyGoogle PlaySticheriHeartradio Now get out there and LYV your best life!

On this episode we are celebrating the big number 25! It's a quarter of the way there. To what you ask, we don't know, but it will be great when we find out. Novey has started driving Lyft and boy does she have some stories to share. Heidi was confused by the type of lifting she was supposed to doing and accidentally stumbles into a life of crime. Justin shares his new obsession which is Minecraft. And all three are celebrating Novey is moving to Arkansas!Special guest this week is Justin Pollan. Our inspirational quote is by H. Jackson Brown Jr. and our person of awesomeness is Cory! He shared with us that he has a new beard straighter. Way to go Cory.You can reach us and keep a weary eye on our doings on the following links:InstagramFacebookWebpageNovey's nickname this week is Novicus Maximus. Let us know if you have any other name ideas for her. Also tell us if you have any suggestion for things that we can do for future episodes. We love talking with and making new friends shoot us an email at losingyourvpodcast@gmail.com.Don't forget to go on and like, rate, review, and subscribe. You can do that easily by clicking on the followingRSS feedApple podcastSpotifyGoogle PlaySticheriHeartradio Now get out there and LYV your best life!

Happy Losing Your V Day! In this very special pupisode we will be talking all about the loves of our lives, our dogs! A few dogs stand out above the rest. Their names are Bodie Bodeski Mcboderson, Maggie Moo, Rootbeer, Shooter, Trigger, Major and Chief! Heidi tells all about her new podcast launching and Novey starts doing some heavy Lyft-ing. This weeks person of awesomness and and guest host is Alyssa. Time to fall in love all over again.

Heidi and Novey learn to drive with no hands. To explain, they have invited on a very special guest. Every heard of Nikola Tesla, yea, it's him. That is their special guest. Ok, not really but he is just as cool and as it turns out, sexy. Novey channels her inner superstar and Heidi learns a new game. Look out sparks are flying in the episode.

The girls seek the expert advice of a fortuneteller to find out what 2020 has in store for each of them. Some is good news some is bad news but it’s all news! Heidi gets an extra surprise from her kids and Novey gets to take a joy ride in a mustang. Find out what gets renovated in 2020.

There's laughs, there's farts, there's ridiculous statements that we didn't want to share on the first go round. Want to here the behind the scenes from 2019? Well too bad cause here they are. Here's to 2019 and cheers to 2020!

Novey and Heidi head to Japan to find out how this time of year is celebrated in that portion of the world. Come to find out the Japanese might be more than they can handle. Heidi accidently slips into the Marvel multiverse and Novey finds some deep fried inspritation. (Stick around to the end of this episode for a sneak peak into next weeks out takes episode.)Please make a donations to Compassion House of Northwest Arkansas. One hundred percent of the proceeds from donations will be go directly to compassion house. For years they have been- "Compassionately offering pregnant teens a safe place to live by empowering each resident with life skills, education, and support" — developing productive parents and contributors in the community. Click here to contribute. Don't want to give money? You can find a list of the things they are in need of on Compassion House's website. Thank you and Happy Holidays.

Heidi and Novey have been losing Vs for a calendar year. Where have they been and did either lady learn anything worth learning? Novey has a favorite nickname and Heidi shares that she may be contagious. Here is 2019's year in review.Please make a donations to Compassion House of Northwest Arkansas. One hundred percent of the proceeds from donations will be go directly to compassion house. For years they have been- Compassionately offering pregnant teens a safe place to live by empowering each resident with life skills, education, and support — developing productive parents and contributors in the community. Click here to contribute.

Through this holiday day season, Heidi and Novey have chosen to sponsor an important part of the Northwest Arkansas community. Please make a donations to Compassion House of Northwest Arkansas. One hundred percent of the proceeds from donations will go directly to Compassion House. For years they have been- Compassionately offering pregnant teens a safe place to live by empowering each resident with life skills, education, and support — developing productive parents and contributors in the community. In this episode Heidi questions some inaccurate sayings. Novey conquers her fear of spiders just as she she learns of a new small creature to fear. Finally, an atitude of gratitude settles on the Pollan and Novey households after some much needed reflection about what makes us full blooded Americans.

Heidi and Novey head down to Atlanta, Georgia! These peaches are going to introduce you to some of the lovely ladies they met at the ShePodcast Live Conference. They have new recording equipment and a pocket full of awesome new tricks. Novey visits the aquarium in Georgia for the first time and Heidi catches up with some family. It was a trip full of fun, fairy hair, and only one mystery. Where have all the mermaids gone?

Thank god the Van Meter Monster didn't kill the girls! They are back in action and are digging deep into the month of October. Let's all celebrate two of the best things about this fall month, the boobs and the boos! Heidi tells all about her first mammogram. And if that isn't scary enough, Novey conducts a halloween movie night. The girls might not sleep after stuffing their faces with pizza and terrifying movies.

Have you ever heard of the Van Meter Monster? Neither has Novey. Good thing Van Meter, Iowa is just 30 min from Novey's house. Join Heidi and Novey on their first monster hunt!! Listen if you dare...

Novey brings a rising star to the show. Up and coming comedian and army veteran Josh Novey sits down with us and discusses becoming a standup. Watch as these two siblings duke it out to see who's skit will make their daddy proud. Heidi breaks her foot so she sits and learns how to play Fortnite. Then Heidi is surprised by the midwest's craving for gas station pizza. Can a pizza be judged by the gas station it sold in?

Heidi and Novey take a little rest and relaxation inside a therapod. Will they harness their true inner powers or will they get stuck in another dimention.

Justin "The Catfish" Pollan is back on the show. He has returned from his epic backpacking trip high on his time without children. Heidi suffers a breakdown brought on by single parenting. Unbeknownst to her though all the tears will be worth it. Novey renews her love for water and some classic music. By the end all 3 people learn an important truth, no one can resist a good bear hug.

The girls are trying to strike it big this week. They are out of their element in the fast paced world of the slot machine! One of them will go home a winner, the other only slightly less of a winner. Find out who, where, and how on this week’s episode! Hmmmm.... one for no money? That doesn't foreshadow anything...

EPI 10 KC PART 2 FAILURE TO Escape. On this episode the girls advance into the gifted program. Heidi gets some much needed relaxation and skin revitalization. Novey gets real about foie gras and takes a stand that will hopefully benefit all duck kind. Then their adventures take them deep into Kansas City’s dark side. Will they be able to escape and save two thirds of the human race? Only one way to find out...

Happy Birthday, to all you July babies out there, including Novey! Heidi takes her on a romantic birthday outing. They learn Heidi needs a refresher on animal identification. Novey should have ordered, “what she was having”. And there is a close unexpected encounter with, The Master of Paddles. Who really is this damp, rooster fighting man? Follow the girls to Kansas City and find out.

Heidi and Novey have their first guest. Justin joins the podcast to help Heidi talk about their first family vacation. Novey tries to take herself on a date and discovers she could use some training wheels. The story of Sleeping Beauty is finally explained and much to the relief of his parents, Shepherd finds the pink crayon he was looking for. All this and more on the girls most exhausting adventure to date.

It is the first ever obscure holiday episode! For this very special episode Heidi and Novey celebrate Best Friend's Day. Learn about what this holiday means to them. But more importantly, who really is Novey's best friend?

How did someone who can’t spell and someone who can’t reach the top shelp, I mean, shelf create a podcast? I’ll tell you how, by never striving for more than good old fashioned mediocrity. Good news for the girls, they let anyone who wants to, make and produce a podcast. In this episode they share some of what they have learned while making their mediocre show. Trust me, you too, can make a podcast.

Finally, it dawns on the girls that this is not a educational show. Disclaimers must be made to prevent other people from getting the wrong idea. Heidi decides to take part in the art of Mehndi and get a henna tattoo. Novey gets a new ink tattoo on her forearm. Heidi reveals several bad tattoos decisions. Turns out some tattoos don't wash off!

Heidi teaches baking savant, Novey, how to make the perfect macaron. Or did she teach her how to make macaroons? One is French and the other is Italian. Learn which is which and and a few baking tips on our first Enthusiasm Episode!

Heidi and Novey travel to Little Rock, AR where they learn they are no match for a six year old's energy and or big hills. Heidi searches for cash and is disappointed to only find a cache. Novey searches for ramen and discovers a new love for the steamed bun.

In this episode Heidi and Novey watch two epic tales. One full of intrigue and mystery, the other full of smutty misery. Spoiler alert: One of these movies is good, one is.... well..... not so good! Decide for yourselves 50 Shades of Grey vs. Citizen Kane!

Meet, Heidi and Novey. Two good ole' fashioned gals who sadly stumbled into the same old-same old of routines and life. In order to renew an excitement for life they started a podcast. Learn all about why, what they will be doing, and what they hope to get out of spending more time together.