Love After Lockup Cray Cray

It's over. Because apparently the season finale just happened. No more Lacie. No more SHJohn. We're done! We're DONE!  SECURITY! SECURITY!

Lacie sucks.   To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to ZOLA.com/LOVECRAYCRAY   Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

We finally learn that Puppy is the puppet-master; Daniel asks his mother to buy his engagement ring… I mean… ‘promise ring’; Angela appears unable to block A**hole Tony’s number from her phone.   Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Daniel doesn’t know what FEEE-MALES do; Shane buys a ring somehow for $500 and then proposes to Lacey, but not nearly as well as Sh/John proposed (per Lacey); Glorietta’s mom is BAT SH*T CRAZY.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Lacie's dad is MVP of the episode with his very articulate questioning of Shane; Cheryl goes completely bananas at Josh's family reunion, and Kenny might be somewhat good-looking (Wait, is he? Send help); Amber continues to suck more and more every week. When does this season end?   Get bonus episodes and premium content at patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray  

Glorietta’s mother is a real concern; Josh punks Cheryl and viewers alike by making her wade through a literal shit pond; Angela and Tommy almost have car sex while talking about Tony getting arrested again.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

How did Josh suddenly become the most reasonable person on this show? Cheryl descends into complete delusion while talking about her future longhorn farm; Alexander and Glorietta bang in a bathtub; Federal marshals apparently text these days because Angela received confirmation that Tony is back in jail.   For 30% off your first month’s subscription with Lola, visit mylola.com and enter code LOVECRAYCRAY30 when you subscribe!   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Wow - what an episode!    Shane explains his malicious wounding charge... or DOES he?; Vince and Amber lie awkwardly on a mattress together while they discuss Vince’s adoption of Puppy; Lizzy and Daniel celebrate their laundry room sex with a half-naked ITM and a cigarette; Glorietta and Justin Bieber are introduced.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Shane does hotel push-ups to combat his blue-balls; Vince and Amber go mattress shopping; Cheryl wears the same dress for all of Season 2.5; Is ANYONE surprised that Lamondre didn't get out of prison this week?   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Cheryl gives all viewers a new phobia of hotel blankets; Daniel and Lizzie have a very awkward re-meeting; Lacey dry-humps Shane in an adjoining-room; Can we all agree that Angela is NEVER seeing Tony again? Like… ever.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

This week we meet Puppy’s mom Kathy, who is NOT ‘running a hoochie house’; Cheryl expresses how important her kids are while simultaneously leaving them with her parents for three months to go meet a bank robber in a different state; Andrea lies to Lamondre, since he’s just ’stable and conservative’ and ‘likes his women covered up’; LIzzy and Daniel make their first appearance, and Daniel coaches us how to smoke meth out of a light bulb.   Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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Are we still in Season 2, or is this Season 3? (SPOILER: It's still Season 2 according to weTV.)   Brand new dumpster fires for us to enjoy! Kyle and PFIL have a LOT of thoughts about many of these characters.   Lamondre makes Lamar look like child’s play; Tony is back with his cougar hunting gear on; Vincent and Amber have an awkward first meeting; We meet Lacey, the female Michael (Thruple #2!?)   Interested in extended episodes, bonus content, all ad-free? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

SPECIAL AD-FREE EPISODE!   We start off addressing the news about Tracie and then get into the season finale!   Michael reveals the Thruple might be a Quadruple; Andrea continues with the crazy but swears Lamar will never leave her; Brittany and Marcelino have a successful custody trial (We love you Gio!); Tracie and Clint get married and it’s the saddest thing ever given this week’s events.   We end the episode with an interview from Marcelino about his childhood custody battle experiences, professional poker career, and Brittany’s new career! Follow Marcelino on Instagram @blazebird45 and Brittany @brittany.loveafterlockup.   Interested in extended episodes, bonus content, all ad-free? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Lamar is kidnapped by a Mormon lady in Utah (oh wait, it’s his wife); Marcelino goes to see his attorney in a track suit; Brittany gears up for a custody battle; Sarah and Michael get in a fight two minutes after being in the same room   Guest Host: Mary Payne Gilbert - @payneinthepod on all platforms.   This episode is brought to you by Lola. For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.comand enter LOVECRAYCRAY when you subscribe!   Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Megan’s dad threatens Michael with an ass-whoppin’; Lamar goes to Utah to see a character from the Hunger Games; Clint and Tracey finish their fake fight and decide to get married again.   Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray.   Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Scott throws yet another engagement ring in the water (not toilet water this time); Andrea explains to Lamar that the Book of Mormon says NO WEED; Michael is still on tether and doesn’t get to see his daughter born; Brittany wants Sascha to be Zoila’s Godmother and Marcelino is NOT on board.   Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray.   Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray !   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

The Thruple drama reaches an apex as Megan and Michael fight over Roc and Sarah is about to give birth; Scott and Lizzie go on a fake date; Tracie is officially released from parole and meets Clint at the airport to go to Vegas; Lamar gives Andrea ghetto-toe.   This episode is brought to you by Lola. For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter LOVECRAYCRAY when you subscribe!   Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Megan forgets the ranch dressing; Lamar doesn’t care about the Christmas tree (because he didn’t have one in prison); Brittany takes an Uber; Tracie leaves her pink hair extensions in the bathroom sink before meeting Mama Clint for brunch (a wise choice).   Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Sarah screams in the lot of the same toy store she's lived at for three weeks; Michael is a terrible human being; Megan is going to use his GPS in a very sensual way; Tracie orders a tequila and coke; Clint slices beef; Marcelino and Brittney have an actually compelling and interesting conversation and talk to a competent lawyer (?????!!!!); Andrea is THE WORST. Finally, Lizzie makes a profoundly dumb and fake decision to see bikini and bike salesman Scott.   Thank you to our sponsor Betterhelp!   Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray.   Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Andrea throws her phone into a bed of limes in a grocery store; Scott and Lizzie go on separate but equally cringe-worthy blind dates; Sarah is STILL at the baby clothes store in sunglasses; Tracie dips a foot onto Mama Clint’s property; Marcelino tells us about his professional poker career.   Thank you to our sponsors Hello Fresh and Betterhelp!   Get $80 off your first month at HelloFresh, visit HelloFresh.com/lockupcraycray80.   Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray.   Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

Love After Lockup Cray Cray is back, recapping the first episode of Life After Lockup!   Lizzie - a.k.a. “Elizabeth”- and Jazmyne get questionable tattoos; Sarah goes baby clothes shopping with sunglasses on; Bunkie talks about her sentencing; Tracie wants to meet Clint’s mom.   Get $50 off your wedding registry and start your free wedding website on Zola! Go to ZOLA.com/LOVECRAYCRAY.   For 40% off all feminine care subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter LOVECRAYCRAY when you subscribe.    For bonus content and extended episodes, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/realitycraycray.

It’s the Season 2 Finale and it’s 2 hours long!   And we also have Polish Father-in-Law's take on this season's cast...   This week we watch the long-awaited (and disappointing) showdown between Megan and Sarah; Clint woos Tracie into his unmade bed with no sheets; Caitlin realizes Matt is a piece of sh*t and finally leaves him, but only after bailing him out of jail; Amanda and Marcelino get married in the best Love After Lockup wedding yet.   Subscribe to our Patreon in the off-season for more content - https://www.patreon.com/Realitycraycray   Thank you all for listening and making our first Love After Lockup podcast season so spectacular!

This week Lizzie learns how to make prison pie; Clint throws his phone (several times); Caitlin eats more pizza in her hotel room than should be possible for one small woman; Marcelino pulls off a pretty amazing proposal.    Thank you to our sponsor, LOLA! For 40% off your first month for any Lola subscription, go to mylola.com and enter code LOVECRAYCRAY at checkout.   Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray

Lizzie acts even greedier than in previous episodes; Marcelino shows off his glamour shot on the wall of his new apartment; Megan’s dildo surfaces in her completely disorganized suitcase; We meet Brady, Cousin Clint, who appears to be completely comatose.   For 6 free meals across your first 3 weeks AND free shipping on your FIRST delivery, go to Everyplate.com and enter code CRAYCRAY6   Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray

Megan buys a one-way ticket to see Michael (and perhaps never leave?); Matt’s friend Sam is concerned about his “scrummage” with Caitlin; Clint finds Tracie… in jail; Lizzie tries on wedding dresses even though yesterday she said she would be engaged for around “ten years.”   To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to Zola.com/lovecraycray   Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray

Clint goes to see the only lawyer/ counselor in Hobbs; Matt goes to see an apartment with Caitlin where they might be able to see the water; Michael shows complete apathy about Sarah’s pregnancy; Brittany proposes a threesome and then gets banged by no one.   Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray   Go to loveafterlockuppodcast.comto sign up for Sling TV and get a FREE Roku Express. www.loveafterlockuppodcast.com

Matt gives the public some good job interview tips; Megan’s legs are sore; Lizzie confesses to a fake priest that she’s somehow tricked various men out of $800,000 while in jail; Tracie calls Clint’s ex-wife.   Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray   Go to loveafterlockuppodcast.comto sign up for Sling TV and get a FREE Roku Express. www.loveafterlockuppodcast.com

Michael claims Megan will be ‘like a gusher'; Tito inspires (unexpected and unwanted) sexual attraction; Tracie is still driving a rental car… on crack; Kim answers the question: How likely IS Matt to overcome his meth addiction?   Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray   Go to loveafterlockuppodcast.com to sign up for Sling TV and get a FREE Roku Express. www.loveafterlockuppodcast.com

Tracie has a problem (spoiler - it's crack); Matt just wants to relax; Megan finally gets her 'surprise' from Michael; We learn that Brittany 'needs a man' to raise her son. Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray Go to loveafterlockuppodcast.com to sign up for Sling TV and get a FREE Roku Express. www.loveafterlockuppodcast.com  

In Episode 6, we discover that Sarah is, in fact, ovulating; Tracie’s $300 bra and panties set fits her; Brittany introduces us to Amanda, who everyone likes more than Marcelino (including Brittany, maybe); a $100 seafood meal forces Scott’s finances over the edge, bringing his total spend on Lizzie to $90,100.   Thank you to our sponsors:    Zola:Start your free wedding website and get $50 offyour registry at Zola.com/lovecraycray. Seriously, the BEST wedding registry.   Poshmark:Sign up for Postmark using invite code AFTERLOCKUP to get $5 offyour first purchase. Download the Poshmark app! It’s fun.   LOLA:Get 40% offall subscriptions using code LOVECRAYCRAY at mylola.com. I highly recommend their customizable monthly tampon box - it’s $10 at full price, so $6 for your first month with our code!   Sign up for Sling TVat loveafterlockuppodcast.com. I walk you through which plan you need to watch LALU and all your fav shows!   Follow Kyle on Instagram@going.kyleand follow Kim & Kyle@realitycraycray

Clint takes Tracie to an elegant meal at a fast casual eatery; Sacha tells Brittany her boyfriend is ‘intense’; Scott cleans up hair from his hotel room carpet; Caitlin has at least 12 babies ‘swimming in her stomach,’ confirming everyone’s suspicions that she knows nothing about female anatomy.    Visit Poshmark.com or download the Poshmark app and get $5 off your first purchase with invite code AFTERLOCKUP.    Visit 90dayfiancenews.com/watch to sign up for Sling TV and get a FREE Roku Express.

$350 worth of hair dye and a list of pomegranate-scented toiletries, forest sex and subsequent cabin sex, another shower scene, and who IS the queen in the three-way? Here's our recap of Love After Lockup, Season 2, Episode 4. Visit loveafterlockuppodcast.com to check out our special deal with Sling TV, where you can watch Love After Lockup and all your favorite reality shows. For a limited time get a free ROKU when you sign up!

$140 worth of gas station snacks, a hotel swimming pool for ants, a long-anticipated eggplant reveal, and disappointment at the airport. Here's our recap of Love After Lockup, Season 2, Episode 3. Visit loveafterlockuppodcast.com to check out our special deal with Sling TV, where you can watch Love After Lockup and all your favorite reality shows. For a limited time get a free ROKU when you sign up!

This week Scott loses a tooth in a ditch, Clint's mom plans a trip for him, and Caitlin reps Calvin Klein underwear in another 'changing clothes' scene. We also get an update on the LOVE TRIANGLE, and Sarah drops a huge bomb. Sign up for Sling TV and get a free ROKU - go to https://www.90dayfiancenews.com/watch for details. Follow us on Instagram @realitycraycray Subscribe to the podcast: https://www.90dayfiancenews.com/love-after-lockup/ 

In a single hour, we witness a virgin in an online sex tutorial, an adult man agree to buy a house for a woman that won't have sex with him, another adult man in New Mexico ask his ex-wife for time off so he can marry his prison girlfriend THE DAY AFTER she gets released, and the BEST reality tv bombshell I've ever seen. WELL DONE WE TV. Well done. Sign up for Sling TV and get a free ROKU - go to https://www.90dayfiancenews.com/watch for details. Follow us on Instagram @realitycraycray Subscribe to the podcast: https://www.90dayfiancenews.com/love-after-lockup/ 

Buying lingerie out of boxes, Skype gunshots, and handcuffhotties.com - In this episode we recap the "Where Are They Now?" Episode that aired this weekend, we check in on Season 1 couples.  Season 2 of Love After Lockup starts Friday, December 7th! Are you ready? Subscribe to Love After Lockup Cray Cray or Reality Cray Cray podcasts.  Follow us on Instagram @realitycraycray for all the gossip, DM with questions!  loveafterlockupcraycray.com 

Kim and Kyle discuss the First Look of Love After Lockup Season 2. Love After Lockup premieres Friday, December 7 and we hope you join us all season long as we recap this dumpster fire and go deep into soshul meeja to get all the best gossip.

Join the Love After Lockup Cray Cray party! Kim and Kyle are back to talk Love After Lockup Season 2. We recap each episode and go deep into the social medias to get all the dirt and gossip.