Every week, Tess Rafferty, Tracy Mercer, and Todd Robert Anderson sit down with a special guest to talk about their favorite s****y movies. Megaforce, The Godfather 3, Xanadu, Killdozer...you name it, and they probably love it!
If literally everyone on staff at a hospital is creepy and weird for no reason, what exactly health plan is that?
This is a horror movie about a guy obsessed with murdering lobsters.
Magnum, P.I. goes to a future so far off it is impossible to even imagine!
Robert Vaughn is so bored! George Peppard is so sauced! Sybil Danning is PERFECT.
A crocodile saves a bunch of people from a bear, and all the thanks he gets is those same people trying to kill him.
Your audio version of our episode on Birth is born! Congratulations!
Come listen to us! What? You wanna live forever?
This is the last episode of 2023! We'll see you in 2024! Happy Holidays!
If there's one thing we never could stomach about living in Santa Carla, it's all the damn vampires!
This cult film is a killer!
It's hard out here for a bigoted movie star! (Producer's note: apologies for Todd's hot mic, there was a technical error not detected during the original airing of the show. Whaddaya want? This shit is free for you.)
You know what Matt Lauer can do. We don't need to tell you that.
Satanists are made of wax and will melt if left out in the rain.
This movie wasn't just fueled by cocaine, it IS cocaine.
This one's gonna get under your skin!
Stay away from Mulberry Street, you guys. It's got rat zombies.
We went and did what they said couldn't be done!
"I feel rotten! But I don't let it bother me! I don't let it interfere with my job!"
This movie is a nightmare hellscape where someone as incredible as Debra Winger can only find men who are monster douche canoes.
Freddy does NOT get fingered. And has very little to do with the movie.
Seriously though, what's up with the cat?
"Hush was the longest 96 minute movie in the history of cinema." -Â Jeff Luce
What you think, Mr. Kidd? I just don't know, Mr. Gint.
If you don't love the movie Virus, it's probably because you're coming down with something.
This. Movie. Is. Bananas.
Back in the 80s, they would just smash a bunch of cars. No reason. It was just something you had to do back then.
Maybe Billy Barty relishes spitting out homophobic slurs too much in this movie?
Here's the real twist: this movie isn't shitty. The people who hate it are.
Hunch? What hunch?
Spoiler alert! It really does take an inordinate amount of time for Bernie to be dead.
These spies are like us, you see, because we're idiots.
There's as much drool in this podcast as there is in the movie. Gross.
If you get your haircut like Michael Dudikoff, that's called a Dudicoiffe.
Halle Berry is a shrink who doesn't believe in ghosts even after she is possessed by ghosts and Robert Downey, Jr. just can't understand.
It's golf. The sport alone is dicey. But the narrative is technically in line with that dicey quality...anyway, Bagger Vance is probably a ghost.
Wherever you go, there you are...and sometimes that means walking around the Los Angeles riverbed during an end credits sequence.
For those who were too afraid to watch it, here is the audio version of our episode on fancy porno movie Caligula. Let us penetrate your ears! (Eww. Sorry. That was gross.)
The adventure begins...and then it ends.
This movie is all about poppin', lockin', and trying not to puke while standing still on a gimbal rig.
What's the color of night? Color of Night leaves this one unanswered.
Yeah, this is our happening. And yeah, it's freaking us out.
What makes a musical? Monologues. Lots of monologues.
There's a whole lot of shaking going on! And stay away from that National Guardsman.
The only way to stop environmental disaster is creating a giant environmental disaster! Steven Seagal is enlightened, you guys!
You can't explain it, you can't predict it! It's the audio version of our Twister episode! Watch out for that cow!
Happy Holidays, Shitties! This special bonus podcast episode is a crossover with Fanaddicts, and it is our gift to you on this Christmas Eve! Enjoy and have a great holiday!
Happy holidays, Shitties! Let us help guide you through your shitty Christmas movie watch list - we got some humdingers! See you in the new year!
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