Now That's What I Call Podcast

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 55 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 54 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 53 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Hey, remember us? We still exist! We have been trying a new tactic to court fan interaction by ignoring you for long periods of time. I believe they call it "emotional abuse" let me know if it worked in the comments below! Also, enjoy this special Non-Canonical 1990s special featuring friend of the podcast and target of bullying Eric Gould! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Catbox, Topical Eclipse Talk, WokeSnopes, WikiSad, Caroline Recalls A Tweet, Barenaked Fandom, Jim Carrey, Adrian Laughs At His Own Joke.

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 52 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

"What's this!? An episode of my favorite podcast at THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK!?" Yeah dummy, we warned you that we were changing the release date. God, I feel like you hear me but are you really LISTENING? SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: A Pretender to the Throne, Straight Guys at Gaga, Caroline explains the supernatural, Scott takes us on a visual journey, Yawn Watch, Hidden tracks, Tom Petty sucks.

Hey there Crabcakes! I'm sure most of you have already heard this week's episode but I wanted to make sure to post this to let you know that from now on we will be releasing episodes on Mondays! This should helpfully help us get back on a real release schedule! Also: Enjoy this week's episode and make sure to check out former guest Alex Avery's band Soul Grinder's new EP Terraflesh! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Scott refuses to bring joy into this world, Horrible snacks, Snitch-ass Twitter accounts, Yacht Rock, Daddy Talk, Adrian looks like a dummy.

The NowThatsPod family returns from their brief hiatus to brighten your weekend! I would thank you all for your patience but the lack of complaints regarding our absence seems suspicious, you all could have missed us more! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Personal SEO, Cold Sun, Hot Dads, Famous Foot Fetishists, Caroline makes #memes, A Good Song Featuring Bad People, Heat Induced Delirium.

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 48 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 47 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Nothing like a little music to help you end your work week and, lucky you, Caroline's singing just could not be stopped this week! Join in if you know the words! Also check out Caroline's guest appearance on On the Front Porch with Us : An unofficial Disney podcast's Little Mermaid episode. I'm still ready to feud guys, just let me know. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Drag names, Scott helps us understand sports, Riverdale, fungus fungus, proto-social media, Caroline recalls a vine, Caroline lies about knowing a Kesha song.

Time to clear up that June gloom with a new episode of NowThat'sPod! Turns out taking a week off is what we needed to charge the comedy batteries! As always we love any and all feedback, so come on y'all, validate us! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Birthday Spankings, Adrian Recalls A Tweet, Old People Google, Flat Ass Woes, Scott's Mom.

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 43 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Now That's Pod is coming at you fast with a finely tuned hour of banter, the kind of banter that's built for speed. Marvel at this banter's sinewy thighs! This episode is particularly notable for Scott fully confusing popular YouTube channel Walk Off The Earth for being the actual Gotye. What a dummy! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Commercial Jingles, Caroline abuses the Americans with Disabilities Act, Monster Magnet, The Great Gazoo, Scott loves Karmin, Suburban Intrigue, Snail Trails.

Happy one year anniversary to the podcast my mother called "funny sometimes" Thank you to anyone who has wasted some time with us this past year! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Astrology is bullshit, Trains are bullshit, Horny dog owners are bullshit, Ordering off menu is bullshit, Nick the magician is bullshit, fat kids are better than horses (but both are pretty much bullshit)

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 40 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Right off the top I'm gonna go ahead and apologize for the music in this episode, rest assured the jokes are top notch! We are also joined this week by notable fan and best friend Allison! Strap in this one gets screamy. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Comic Books, Wholesome Teens, Hedgehog Fan Art, Caroline Ruins A Birthday Surprise, Crust Punks, Allison's Cross Country Pussy Tour, Bunny Bummers, Crabcore.

More like Fri-yay, an I right!? Another brand new NowCast to ease you into the freakin' weekend, let's have us some fun! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Mormons, This week in poached bits, Runnin' on empty, Even more Bruno Mars talk, NowCast Summer Jamz 2017.

This week NowThatsPod is bringing you some of our most earnest and thoughtful musical discussion to date, thanks in no small part to special guest Kevan Davidson. After almost a year of recording someone finally agrees with Adrian. Don't forget to subscribe and leave us an iTunes review! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Train Crime, Christian Parody, Frozen Pizza Rolls, Performance Artist Jay-Z, Caroline Recalls A Tumblr Post, Horses Are Bad.

Happy Friday Crabcakes! TGIPodcast day am I right!? Strap in and get ready to hear about what a fun and sexy time Caroline had at Blow Pony! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: You owe us your baby, Discourse, Enrique Iglesias fanfiction, Our first brush with Dubstep, Scott is gonna do porn, Karaoke playlists.

Awwwww yeah! Back on top with another hilarious episode of NowThatsPod! There is a definite classic feel to this episode but with much much better sound! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Down with Ho downs, Caroline writes racist fiction, Talkin' Tits, The Cha Cha Slide, Baby Slut Genesis, This week in tabs.

Happy Friday Crabcakes! Here we are back on track with another great episode! Join the Podfam for a more subdued and intimate episode, don't worry though, we still manage to get pretty buck wild. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Not for emetophobes, Mysterious man panties, Bake off, Scott's new mustache, Vore, Caroline reads her tabs, #1 babe, Scott pics.

Start the week off on the right foot by listening to a brand new episode of Now That's Pod! Sorry this one is a few days late but Scott was in the lab creating a complete masterpiece. You really can't miss this one! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Indoor Birds, A Couple of Nutty Lesbians, Adrian attempts off-brand humor, Caroline puts Disney Girls on Blast, Too Much Stardew Valley talk, New #1 Fan, Call Out Post: Daniel Stevens, Scott Drops a Hot New Track.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS FOR THE WEEK: Bees etc., Brazilian Fandom, Flat Earth Theory and Genocide, Crunkcore, Willem Dafoe's Huge Dong, Adrian Recalls a Shock Video, Scott Drops an Ill Mashup.

Now That's Podcast returns a day late but in no way diminished with another hour of solid comedy gold. We know you missed us. It'll all be okay. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Over the pants mouth stuff, A Sweaty Bartender, A visit from ghosts, Adrian gets deep, tattoo ideas, and a special shout out to Allison.

Happy Friday Crabcakes! The team here at NowThatsPod has moved into a brand new studio, and this one doesn't have any animals! Enjoy! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Dirty Mr. Clean, Mariah Carey v. Eminem, Self incrimination, Nonalcoholic Sex Work, Nick the Magician, Fanatical teen girls.

NEW EPISODE FRIDAYS! We finally did it, for the first and more than likely last time we stumbled upon a truly transcendent joke. No spoilers but hold on to your butts or else you're liable to lose it laughing, and then you'll be ass-less (like Caroline) SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: will.i.am's affirmations, Shaq porn, a passel of proms, Caroline recalls a twitter feud, Soulja Boy Tell Em checks his messages, A movie about a boy who gets left in a swamp, a moral quandary concerning hips, Bapa's salty snack.

Greet the end of a hard week with the audio equivalent of a cocktail that you accidentally poured too much vodka into: Now That's What I Call Podcast! There is a lot to love in this episode but the music might not be one of them. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Scott took the wrong pills, Call out post: Andy Kellman, Bad hacking, Tap Tap Revenge, We were right about 3 Doors Down, Grammy Noms, Difficulty stopping.

The snow has finally melted and the Nowcast crew have returned more powerful than ever! Strap in for some of out choicest goofs yet! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: The Olive Garden, Snowpocalypse, A Sexual Clown Show, Pontoon Boat Conversations, Caroline Recalls A Tweet, Uterine Prolapse (Sorry), Scott Is Too Good To Us.

New year, new episode! Get ready to attack the year head on with your favorite podcast duo! (And the glue that keeps this ramshackle operation together, Scott Berger) SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Breadface, Vine stars, Janet Jackson spitting in the face of God, Final Destination, Peeing on girls (not sexually).

Happy Holidays Crabcakes! Here is part two of our Holiday spectacular presented in the hope that it can provide solace from your monster family during this most stressful time of year. This is a notable episode wherein Caroline sets a new low bar for tasteless comedy! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: The World of Christmas Cocktails, Conch Talk, The Woman Who Sits Behind Me At Work, The Return of Mystikal Erotic Fan Fiction, Caroline Recalls A Funny Tweet, Erin is Drunk, Bee Movie Memes, Kwanzaa for Dummies.

Happy Holidays Crab Cakes! Even though we have been told that no one wants it, we're bringing you a special 2 part ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC episode of Now That's Pod! I will say there are some deep cuts and absurd songs worth hearing in this episode and if nothing else it starts with probably the wildest thing of all time ever. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Working retail during Christmas, Scott made new friends, Pro-Jimmy Buffet opinions, Tropical Christmas for Whites, The Gathering of the Juggalos, Italian Christmas Shrek.

New episode Fridays! This week we are joined in the studio by local belligerent Lauren Thurman who brings the unique and unfounded view of being a legitimate Britney Spears fan to our ongoing discussion series on the mental health of pop stars. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Being mean to men on the internet for money, The death of the canon, Britney Spears' 2007 VMAs Performance, A moment to talk about Linkin Park, and Adrian's friend Steve who broke his neck.

Hey Crabcakes, it's your trusty Co-Host Adrian here to bring you another fine episode of Nowcast. I know what you're thinking: "It's been so long since you posted an episode, I feared you had bowed out of the podcast game while still on top" Well, idiot, I just forgot to post these and honestly you should be subscribed to us on iTunes anyway. As always we appreciate your continued patronage of this never ending nightmare of a podcast. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Caroline's Throne of Lies, Scott's personal Craigslist Ad, Glowing Reviews of the New Bruno Mars album, Passive Aggressive Reviews of the Podcast from my mother, In Depth Thanksgiving Food Talk, Is It Racist?, and more "Comedy"

Now That's What I Call Podcast Vol 25 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

Another episode of your favorite podcast delivered with love from us to you in your time of need. I gotta say, 24 episodes in I think we are starting to get the hang of it! SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Fergie's Creative Agency, Is It Racist?, Beyonce Head-canons, The Worst Thing Caroline Has Ever Heard, A Solid Joke About Lesbians, Spandau Ballet (Official), and 3rd Nipples (Don't forget to send me those pics)

A brand new episode of Nowcast to salve the soul after what has been a long and emotional week! I might be biased but this is a REAL GOOD ONE, thanks in no small part to Producer extraordinaire Scott Berger. Suggested talking points: Adult Camp, Rocky Horror, Tyrese Gibson's Misogyny, Ram Jam's Slam Jams, Butt Rock Sing-Along, and Caroline's Blood Feuds With 15% Of Her Graduating Class!

Happy Friday y'all! It's a brand new episode to help you welcome the weekend! This episode introduces the truly next level addition of actually including the music that we are talking about, something that we probably should have included from the start! As always SUBSCRIBE, RATE, and REVIEW on iTunes and follow us on twitter @NowThatsPod!

Halloween 2016 by Caroline Pittman & Adrian Salazar

If you're wondering just what the f**k is happening around 21:30 in this week's episode, Adrian's got some stuff stuck in his teeth and Caroline loves to call him on it. Also among this week's goofs: Analyzing Kim K Superstar reviews and highlighting Caroline's awesome new haircut. Producer Scott gets sick of sitting in the background and finds a brand new microphone to cozy up to right next to the rest of "The Talent," who make sure they don't waste such a golden opportunity.

When a host asks the question, "When's the last time you soiled yourself?", you know you're in for a good listen! You'll start to think this week's episode was basically sponsored by Benadryl as Adrian confesses he's taken way too much, and it leads to some pretty hilarious results. And we finally have a fool-proof, totally scientific method of finding out who talks more on the podcast. We know at least a few of our listeners will be surprised with the results!

A juicy new episode of Now That's What I Call Podcast drops today, and the only song we're sad wasn't included on this volume is Caroline's "Shart Song." But why dwell on sad things when we have a BRAND NEW weekly segment! Listen along and help us decipher fun new acronyms in the bastion of forbidden love known as Craigslist Personals. Strap on a diaper and snuggle up with your daddy, because we're poz you're gonna love this week's episode!

We're back "in the stuuuuu"! We missed you Crab Cakes, and we hope you missed us! Somewhere there is a lucky criminal (or homeless person) with Producer Scott's computer and a lost episode, and we're asking help from our faithful listeners... but not for what you think. Caroline's been thinking of getting into roller derby, and we need help thinking of her derby name. We also need to know how exactly an "Irish Catorce" translates into a sex move. Even the cats get a lot of love in this week's episode, but you know who doesn't?? Chingy and white people with dreadlocks. Enjoy, like, love, rate, and share!

Crab Cakes, we have a SUPER SPECIAL dual-part episode for you! Caroline's friend, Youtube science rapper Coma Niddy (https://www.youtube.com/user/comaniddy), special guests and causes quite a stir, shaking up the entire rating system while lending insight into some of the very odd noises Caroline's body produces and proving everyone needs a hype-man... even Meghan Trainor! Cuz everything is chemicals........ everything.................

Volume 17 of Now That's What I Call Podcast drops today for our beautiful listeners! You know, Caroline and Adrian just love you so much that they sometimes feel compelled to share really essential, can't-miss information... like how to talk to a girl wearing headphones. In this week's episode, they'll shower you with all kinds of knowledge from their gorgeous domes and divulge a litany of personal information. Trust us, you're never going to look at greek yogurt the same way again!

You will NOT believe what rap lyrics were enough to actually gross out the infallible Adrian and newly-"therapized" Caroline! But thankfully the duo powers through this one and show they're not above dishing out the ULTIMATE sexytime cheat code or establishing sucking dick as the new grain on the food pyramid. Grab your significant other bowling-ball-style and cozy up to another amazing episode of Now That's What I Call Podcast, where the duo thoroughly shades producer Scott's age and "immaculate" driving record, and where Adrian describes Magic: The Gathering in riveting detail. And don't worry if you don't get the bowling ball reference right away... you will ;-)

Welcome to Now That's What I Call Podcast Volume 15, where Ludacris' and Chingy's lyrics are read aloud in all of their vulgar glory, which consequently leads to Caroline's WORST review score ever! But on the flip side, our top-score-earning song vixen Norah Jones returns this week to restore the pheromonal balance (we're still all boned up over here, Norah. PLEASE DM us)! Ever wonder what sort of sex act at the club earns you the highest number of top shelf drinks? If you wanna find out, you'll listen and show us some love on iTUNES ;-)

Ever wonder how differently things could have turned out for the pervy little boy in the Stacy's Mom music video, had he just asked permission? These are the sort of hard-hitting discussions happening in this week's episode, Volume 14, where Obama's boner-jam playlist is carefully examined, along with the introduction of two ALL NEW segments: Adrian's One-Man Improv and Caroline's Monthly Feminist Sticker Club Delivery.

Welcome to "Buttplugs 101: The Importance of a Flared Base", brought to you by the ever-cheery Caroline and self-proclaimed "cool guy" Adrian. The duo is really feeling their oats this week in Volume 13 as they tear down traditional notions of "The Friend Zone" while they team up to shout insults at Joe Budden and offer up their best advice on how to get out of a speeding ticket. Learn how Caroline saved a small child's life from Adrian and a Game of Thrones-style death... Or learn what random household item is sure to take your musical career to the next level... Do you really think you're going to pass this one up?!

One might consider this week's episode a Now That's What I Call-To-Action (we're so fucking clever!). In their latest episode, Caroline is requesting all submissions of erotic Minion fan art go to her Twitter page, and Adrian requests to hear what our little crab cakes really think of horses. Sky's the limit here! Feel free to chime in along with Caroline and Adrian on whether or not P. Diddy is actually gay, or what you think LL Cool J meant when he talked about pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings.......

In this latest (and possibly DRUNKEST) episode, the duo does their best to completely shade NPR while not-so-secretly skimming credit card numbers from their listeners (their beloved "Crab Cakes"). Don't worry, though. You as the listener will be dazzled with fun new phrases such as "cum pony" and "flingle blast" along the way as the censor returns with a vengeance and gets one hell of a workout! Speaking of which, did Caroline mention she's working out now? Apparently she's competing with Norah Jones for the Babe of the Century Award. But seriously, she's working out now... Did she mention she's working out now???