Open Your Mouth

A literal assload of guns, and the first 15 albums on Doug’s list of ones to listen to before you croak. Tom Lehrer – More of Tom Lehrer The Crazy World of Arthur Brown – The Crazy World of Arthur Brown The Shaggs – Philosophy of the World Death – For the Whole World to … Continue reading Episode 19 – A Conversation On Albums To Listen To Before We All Die – Pt 1 →

First COVID episode. Why furries make the Internet go. Overalls vs. speedsuits. Back to optical drive emulators (the first part of which ended up on the cutting room floor due to audio issues). Neo Geo and PC Engine talk. Atari patches. DOOM Eternal. World of Horror is fantastic and getting moreso all the time. Gun … Continue reading Episode 18 – A Conversation On 90s Optical-Media Driven Game Consoles →

Third in a series of three pre-quarantine episodes recorded in person at Doug’s house. Throwin’ down at the church picnic. Cheap European beer and bullshit American wine. It’s hard to read Lovecraft now. The implications of Tim & Eric on transhumanism. Doug very much fails to follow a description of the movie My Dinner with … Continue reading Episode 17 – A Conversation On Gowing Old, Et Al →

Second in a series of three pre-quarantine episodes recorded in person at Doug’s house. American History X. Trover Saves the Universe. The EDF deploys! Ghost is not as terrible a band as Doug thought, but KISS might be. Tolkien stuff. Apero Hour Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ oym016.mp3

First in a series of three pre-quarantine episodes recorded in person at Doug’s house. Trans stuff, religious tents, taking over Scientology. Meat Loaf, Mad Men and car stuff. Edward Furlong’s illustrious acting/singing careers. (You get to listen to us listen to him with birds screaming in the background.) Bruce Willis and Tastykakes. GIN BREAK! Apero … Continue reading Episode 15 – A Conversation on Edward Furlong, Et Al →

OSR. New podcast cover image that never came to fruition because, again, Doug forgot. Star Trek: Fleet Captains. Bird distraction. Voyager is a place where nothing ever happens. We try reasonably hard not to make the episode about Jeffrey Combs. The Man From Earth. Millennials. Determinism is in the spank bank. Gentrification wrap-up. Apero Hour … Continue reading Episode 14 – A Conversation Not On Jeffrey Combs →

Part two of the episode Doug forgot to edit for like a year. The continuation of Doug’s failed Paranoia game, continued. Convention modules/Tower of Gygax/Arkham Horror Card Game. Fuck CCGs. All dressed potato chips. Defunct CCGs. CCG addiction. Conventions. Food constructs. Teaser for next episode: OSR. oymp013.mp3

Recorded damn near a year ago, and then Doug forgot it was waiting to be edited! MoonBase Commander vs Moonbase Alpha. Virtual and augmented realities. Neo Geo. Gout. PAX. Arkham Horror. Several technical difficulties. Dungeons & Dragons. Old D&D. 1000 Blank White Cards. TheStar Wars and Ghostbusters RPGs. Doug’s failed Paranoia game. Apero Hour Kevin … Continue reading Episode 12 – A Conversation From The Past – Pt1 →

Just as a reminder, this was recorded like 4 months ago. Earthbound and Shigesato Itoi are in the spank bank. Doug and Casey exchange Christmas gifts in May. Adam convinces Doug that The Last Jedi was actually pretty good. Nobody is excited about Solo (posting this 4 months later allows me to point out that … Continue reading Episode 11 – A Conversation On (Not) Comics Pt2.mp3 →

Recorded like four months ago, it’s the long-lost episodes of OYM! Doug’s health woes. Intrusive birds are intrusive. Comics. Tales of the Beanworld. Local demographics and asian food. Fur trapping. Butter and the holes it goes in. Title music: http://incompetech.com/music/ Apero Hour “Apero Hour” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License … Continue reading Episode 10 – A Conversation On Comics Pt1 →

Adam is the resident audiophile/anti-audiophile of OYM. Laser turntables. Introducing Tony! Loud birds continue to be loud. The Church of the SubGenius is in the spank bank. The president’s chungus. Would you upload yourself into a Cheeto? Adam will infect uploaded Doug like a virus to prevent his galactic domination. Hard solipsism. Vaping. Macaulay Culkin. … Continue reading Episode 9 – A Conversation on Transhumanism Pt 2 →

Cold open: Doug effed it! The hot new may-may. Bad people/sandwiches. The first brain-storage waiting list. Transhumanism defined. Brent Spiner is awesome. Subsets of transhumanists. Altered Carbon and “sleeving.” This is all philosophical. From beer to consciousness. A crossover with Beyond Caring re: Westworld is in the spank bank. The relative merits of Star Trek … Continue reading Episode 8 – A Conversation On Transhumanism Pt 1 →

Cannibalism. Sharp turn back into video games. New games for DOS. Keeping old computers around. Feelies. Casey flashes her Zorkmids. 3.5″ floppy disks are no longer practical (shock, horror). Optical drive replacements for old game consoles. Adam and Doug are the same person because they both own an obscure Dreamcast game. Making our own bootleg … Continue reading Episode 7 – A Conversation on Build Games Pt 2 →

Spoiler: All the killdozers are in the next episode. Cold open: mild audio bungling. Nixie tubes and Nimo tubes and electronics as art. (Doug incorrectly states that Nimo tubes require tens of thousands of volts. It’s actually 1700V.) Some analog video talk. We measure our display dicks (Adam wins). The Scots personality in a nutshell. … Continue reading Episode 6 – A Conversation on Build Games Pt 1 →

Subpar audio continues, but (fingers crossed!) it should be fixed by next episode. Our show’s title. Selling stuff on Amazon. Josh’s impromptu Latvian joke. Brinkers, much like juggalos, don’t die. Sega talk. Righteous indignation. Dreamcast sports games. Way too much talking about ALF Magazine. ALF is racist. Doug can’t shut up about ALF Magazine. Adam … Continue reading Episode 5 – A Conversation Between Topics Pt 2 →