Secret Sessions Podcast

We...allegedly deep dive into discussions about Onlyfans memberships, the pros and cons of rekindling old relationships, excessive masturbation and concealing incriminating evidence with Ariel, Daniel, Sean and special guest and lifestyle coach Jess.

This week, we chat it up about the pandemic turning to an endemic, losing a parent, and losing your virginity at the movies. As an added bonus, Sean and Daniel finally have the chance to takeover the show and they...don't do well.

Have a crush on a coworker, but you're too shy to make a move? Ari, Daniel, Spivey, and Sean are all here to tell you what [not] to do in our very 1st mini-episode!

It's 2022, y'all, and the gang is finally back with some juicy confessions join Ari, Daniel, Spivey and Sean as they talk about grown-up movies for kids, fake boobies, foot fetishes and Third Eye Blind.

In our holiday episode of 2021, Daniel spares us a word on post nut clarity, we discuss X-mas gifts, clogging toilets, being tired, and talking smack on tumblr

It's the end of a salacious Summer! Find out how to boost your sex drive and make MSG noodles as we explore relationship confessions, the exotic appeal of theremins, punching tigers, Tennessee sociology, and Gunpla cults. Join us as we ask the question: is our guest Sean having technical difficulties or is he just cracking up from weeks in isolation? Tune in and find out, heathens!

Need to choose a major? Consider 90 Day Fiancé and pass with flying colors. We talk about sympathy for women who deal with pushy guys, cheating karma stopping a pregnancy. More chaos ensues...you'll just have to give it a listen

Watch out, because there is going to be a new, stronger strain of Florida Man thanks to the virus! Daniel tries to start a podcast mutiny on International Women's day. Later, we share advice on being stuck between a long distance attraction and a coworker attraction, quitting smoking, why it is bad to infect your rude family during a pandemic, and expose how clueless we are to being poly.

I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wish you the best. Luckily, the best comes in the form of our worst dating advice, wasted finances, and DILF Hunting. Don't cause your own problems- that's what Spivey's for.

Don't mess with Brooklyn? Evan Scott joins us to talk about gentrification, OnlyFans, missing childhood, crying while you WFH, hating your new curvy body, and why we say no to Xmas Proposals.

We have no concept of time, bruh. [Recorded October 2020] Start cookin' up season three with friend of the show, Sean Power. To begin, knead dough with some anime talk immediately before mixing in some tales of Daniel's zoo visit and a heavy pour of all your favorite bad advice. Top it all off with Sean retelling a telenovela and you have the recipe for Flirting at a Fruitstand.

Are you waiting until quarantine is over to dump your girlfriend, or considering turning to a life of crime out of sheer boredom? With guest Justin Treestump Tierno we discuss these questions, weird DARE, GREAT, and Sex Ed Classes, how we miss being a kid, and how to fake your own death in a car accident.

Our Resident Catfisher weighs in on blackmailing your bestie for having the AUDACITY to date the guy you like, while the rest of us fight the urge to fight family on Facebook, talk about Shrek Weddings, sex addiction, and starting a cult.

Is wearing masks a turn on? The Quarantinecast continues with talk of dirty selfies, losing your virginity to a future Trumper, stopping relationships with a racist, compulsive self love, porno brain, thicc Predators, and the logistics struggles of being naked at home.

It's the Quarantinecast part two with special guest Sean Power! We spill the beans on Mystery Ramen, Pre-Post Marital Sex, the Son of Karen, BBWs, losing weight, having conversations with yourself, being pregnant but saying no to marriage, and editing smut for food. Theme by Rockyowitz

Social distance by staying 1 Hunter Davenport apart! From quarantine to online dating woes or moving on from trash people, we're here to advise and judge you the best we can. Recorded March 29 2020

Get the latest from our ill advised hosts and guest Thomas Rakowitz! We speak on Animorphs, music, commissions, the cost/benefit analysis of marriage, how to be social, lying when bored, and how Daniel killed love. Theme Song by Rockywitz, Thomas Rakowitz

Joined by Aussie friend Jarred, the hosts discuss tipping culture, America's lack of tuna, catfishing, Hitler, lung collapses during the deed, lazy lays, ghosts haunting your privates, dating as a bi male, dating musicians, and traumatizing your future children.

From a breeze on your bits to a backpack full of sins, Secret Sessions Podcast is here to share your confessions and give you advice. Improper flirtations? Check. Manipulative dudes? Check. Not washing quite enough? Our judging hats are on and ready.

Welcome back to Secret Sessions Podcast, where Ariel doesn't know her number order and Daniel gives out our passwords. We talk about how the United States education system is bull honky, how to fight as an adult, being a fake celebrity on dates, hanging out with friends after they become a couple, and screwing up your friendship.

What happens when you stop drinking? You can spend your money on more important things like Tenga eggs and anime. We talk about having multiple mistresses, humiliation kinks, vore, sex toys, and the logistics of having a swimming pool filled with pee.

Want to share your secrets? Need advice? Our hosts our here for you! From being too drunk to understand your break up, Sword Art Online, wanting a baby for all the wrong reasons, being afraid to trust, to weddings and European Butt Syndrome, we're here for you when no one else is.

Spivey and Daniel are back from MAGFest and ready to talk about how to not pick up girls at con and how to teach a weeb to make cup noodles. Daniel becomes traumatized by us explaining the ins and outs of butt sex. Meanwhile, someone out there plays with their boogers, a lady is in love but doesn't want to be married anymore, someone gets poopy in Target, and more!

Happy holidays from Secret Sessions! The hosts and a special guest discuss your confessions about first dates, video games, butt stuff, stalkers, pets, and hating parenthood. Remember, don't punch someone unless it's in a ring.

In the latest episode of Secret Sessions, our hosts talk about gaslighting , wanting to be a hoe, need of porn stars, being naked, the burrito blanket conspiracy, the lychee and dog eating festival, wanting a penis of your own, diva cups, dick hats, Freud, and BabyMetal. Recorded October 7,2018.

From incel theories to working too much and smelling taint...These are your confessions.

Go to therapy to become a Jedi! Or just listen to our podcast. From anime to hookups to addiction and hedgehogs, there's something for everyone!

Tinder, Lolitas, blocking friends, Scientology, Neopets and more! Join Ariel, Daniel, Spivey, and Hunter down the rabbithole of your confessions!

Daniel, Ariel, and Justin return with a special guest in tow all the way from Melbourne: Jarred Paola. We talk about falling in love too easily, an invasion of privacy between lovers, fear of schizophrenia, baby mama vs girlfriend drama, raisins, Australian porn stars, and bukkake.

We return this month a debate over the best meal to date to, figuring out when women flirt with you, being in love with someone who is engaged, and how to get your wife to watch your sex tape with you.

Daniel and Ariel return for episode 4, featuring Justin Tierno and a host who can't count. We talk about a bestie betrayal over a guy, single moms, when reality doesn't match up to your hopes, trying to work near your crush, jerkin' it, and collaboration troubles.

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