Stupid Wizards Actual People

Content Warning - profanity, blood, stabbingThis week, Katie and Sam set the foundation of their relationship, Duman provides Jackie a monster fantasy, and Trevor has a guardian angel.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, bloodThis week, Katie learns that Sam and Lily are hide-and-seek champions, Duman woos Jackie, and Trevor reveals he's been ordained this entire time.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, bloodThis week the gang works through the events at the psych ward while still trying to harbor the relationships in their normal day-to-day lives.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, eye gouging, needlesThis week, Trevor tries to assure Eddie, Katie does her first interrogation, and Duman goes full John Wick.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, emetophobiaThis week, Trevor wrestles with fears of the rapture, Katie navigates her relationship with Sam, and Duman faces the complications of a meet-cute.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, murder, funeral, homophobiaIn this week's episode, the gang contaminates a crime scene. Katie ponders her fake boyfriend's murderer, and Duman encounters an old friend.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, murder, mention of suicideIn this week's episode, Trevor and Katie investigate the dorm. Katie shows off her insane acting ability, and Duman is reminded that he works with children.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, murder, mention of suicideIn this week's episode, Trevor learns the ways of hackerman, Katie considers her willingness to dive deeper, and Duman investigates a budding mystery.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, aquaphobia, possessionIn this week's episode, Trevor deals with an interweb troll, the gang learns the width of the Kansas River, and Katie joins the high dive team.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, violenceIn this week's episode, the gang gets the lowdown on how bridge trolls operate, postulates the possibility of sirens, and learns that chunks of concrete hurt like crap man.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanityIn this week's episode, the gang investigates Allen Fieldhouse, learns about red herrings, and comes to the aid of the internet trolls.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanityIn this week's episode, Katie binges Buffy, Duman hits the hottest club in town, and Trevor refuses Katie's late paper pleas.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanityIn this week's episode, Dr. Duman and Trevor have a heart-to-heart, Duman and Trevor answer Katies questions, and Katie goes on a shopping spree.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special one-shot set in a system made by Drew. The crew gives a classic retelling of a "Home Alone" style story with traps and gags aplenty.SWAP is:Drew Burton as The SpinnerDerek Dix as Shawn DickJosh Matney as Chester "The Link" LinksElizabeth Rein as Marleze Hereoff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, spiders, suspense, decapitationIn this week's episode, Dr. Duman plays a friendly game with Patricia, Trevor helps squash Gladys' bug problem, and Katie confronts Gertrude's corn maze.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanityIn this week's episode, Trevor and Katie start to pull the thread, the Cromwell's give a home tour, and Duman gets some insider info from Parker.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanityIn this week's episode, Katie tries to make amends with her boyfriend, Trevor continues being socially awkward, and Duman shows us the ins and outs of the Lawrence monster Underworld.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violenceIn this week's episode, we participate in a shootout at the toy fight club, damage our favorite himbo's car, and have a world-view realization.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violenceIn this week's episode, Katie learns to defend herself, Duman makes a strong case for Captain Crunch and, well you know the first rule.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, suspense, burglary, monstersWelcome to campaign two where a mystery has enveloped the quiet college city of Lawrence Kansas. Join our investigative crew of Dr. Evren Duman, Trevor Wolffe, and Katie Callahan as they try to put the pieces together before it's too late.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Druman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a special SWAP Meet as we dive into the finale of Campaign 1, Season 1 - Moonfall. We'll discuss our favorite moments from both the finale and the entire season. Stay tuned until the end for details on Campaign 2 and a recap of Campaign 1 from Mr. Groobles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, suicide reference, violence, murderCampaign 1 Finale.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violenceThe penultimate episode of season 1 leaves the group facing off against each other as Willow's mother and Kellen's devil do battle for control over the soul stone. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violenceIn this week's episode, Dark Willow arises, Kellen does a mental balancing act, and Elaina manipulates the brothers and Willow against each other.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence, suicide reference.In this week's episode, we are face to face with Elaina and her Shar worshipers, we take a trip to some less-than-fond moments in time, and Willow protects the stone.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content warning: Stabbings, cursing, hauntings, capitalism, unchecked patriotism, unhealthy fried foods.Filmed live at Kantcon 2024, Tanner Cartwright, Ford Raptor, and God's chosen Jeb Baker visit Liberty Land searching for fireworks and fried food but uncover a ghostly mystery that haunts the newly opened America-themed park.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Jebediah Baker,Derek Dix playing as Tanner Cartwright PhD,Josh Matney as the Keeper,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Ford Raptor.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence, miscarriage.In this week's episode, we deal with Sylas & Tabitha, call in a favor from a familiar, and infiltrate the temple of Shar.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence, limb dismemberment, murder.In this week's episode, we finish our fight with Sylas, meet a new worshiper of Shar, and learn whether Tabitha's house is in fact flammable.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, sexual content.In this week's episode, we discuss what we learned from Tabitha, hire a one-eyed dick, and have the rematch a year in the making.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity.In this week's episode, don't be alarmed this is still SWAP but we do investigate for two episodes in a row, learn about Bartlebee and Tabitha, and learn the components for greater restoration.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Drinking, Dealing with Death.In this week's episode, Edward's familiar makes a surprise visit, the group stumbles into a parade, and may have finally, 25 episodes in, done some real investigating.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Dealing with Death.In this week's episode, the gang gets a visit from a loved one, does a group intervention, and learns the power of friendship.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Heavy Sexual content, maybe the use of the word cum too many times, Adult Friendly Deeds.In this week's episode the gang gumshoes get closer to getting Lucky, remember the pie deal gone awry, and try to put an alley-cat out in the street for good.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Sirius Xavier-Martinez,Josh Matney playing as Edison,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Bang Bang.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Death, Torture.In this week's episode the gang deals with the fallout from Tabitha, has a come-to-Selune moment, and learns about the history of Brayfall. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Body Horror, Violence, Suicide.This week the gang confronts Tabitha, sucks once again at combat, and comes up with a foolproof plan to win the day.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Suicidal Ideation, Gore. This week the gang tours the triangle between the Brayfall College, Garrison & Greybane home, postulates about Kellen's Devil, and learns the art of the deal. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - ProfanityThis week the gang deals with their feelings, learns about Edward and Sinnie's past, and inquires about making some deals. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Violence against Animals, Horror, Gore, Body HorrorThis week the gang once again speaks to the police without a lawyer, enjoys the thrilling dinner conversation with the Greybanes, and learns some truths about Willow and Kellen. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Violence, Violence against Animals, Horror, Gore, Body HorrorThis week the gang have to become Brayfall's Animal Control, rekindle a flame with an old friend, and continue committing arson in every town they visit.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special one shot set in a game made by Elizabeth. The crew take the most creative liberty with Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol and do their best to scare a billionaire, Beff Jezos, into being a better person.SWAP A Christmas Carol is:Drew Burton as Richard "Dick" PolaskiDerek Dix as Elaine JezosJosh Matney as SolElizabeth Rein as the Game MasterFun drinking game, take a drink anytime we accidentally mess up Beff Jezos name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - ProfanityThis week the gang has a homecoming, pays tribute to Shelby, and wrestles with their feelings.Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual ContentThis week the gang reunites with their cool-ass uncle, learns about their shafts, and finds out Kelly has a woman inside of him.Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Body Horror, ViolenceThis week the gang should have asked for a lawyer, learns the reach of the long arm of the law, and makes a deal with the devil.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Profanity, Body Horror, Gore, Violence, Gunshot, SuicideThis is our 2023 Halloween Special set in the Dread system with Derek as the GM. Join us for a hopefully spooky horror mystery set in deep north Russia.The rest of this special can be found on our Patreon as well as part 2 which will be released soon.Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as Stephen Phillips Derek Dix as the GMJosh Matney as Dr. Stephen BartonElizabeth Rein as Gracie Child.Featuring Lara Sluyter or sound effects/vocals by Lara Sluyter (LARA'S HORROR SOUNDS on YouTube) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - ProfanityThis week the gang has returned to being actual investigators, Kellen and Vincent are in a disagreement, and Willow needs to update her LinkedIn.Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Violence, Profanity, Thalassophobia. This week the gang is back on their dinghy bullshit, Kellen really doesn't want to go to church anymore and, Tony greets the gang with the best pasta in all of Reshala Port. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are bi-weekly.     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Suicide, Violence, Profanity, Gore, Thalassophobia. This week the plan is back on the menu boys, Willow breaks up with the brothers and, Kellen takes advantage of his spell slots. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Suicide, Violence, Profanity. Help is available. Please dial 988 for the suicide hotline.This week Josh learns that he is getting bullied, Jaws might be the most badass henchman, and the gang has some flashbacks. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Violence, Profanity. This week the gang learns about Kellen's spell slots, Willow row row rows a boat, and Vincent commits mutiny. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Violence, Profanity. This week the gang charters a vacation cruise, has a career day, and meets the Joe Bros. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity. This week the gang might need group therapy, moves a total of 5 feet, and Kellen listens to the voices inside his head.  Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are bi-weekly.         Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.