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Two best friends sharing their lives and dishing out secrets on the record.

The Secret Vault Podcast


    • Nov 17, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 71 EPISODES


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    Down the Rabbit Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 61:32


    This week Nic and Kris continue with their trend of talking nonsense. They end up down a rabbit hole talking about the business of selling feet content and all the things that come with it. Then, they move on to online scammers and how quickly things can go bad. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Kris is Selling Feet Pics!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 62:32


    As always, this episode goes off the rails and we talk about the ins and outs of feet pics. Tune in to also hear about a juicy court story and how we are doing during 75 soft! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    No Thirst Traps Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 63:19


    This week Nic and Kris are giving an update on how the 75 soft challenge is going. They talk about substituting cherry juice for wine, what progress pictures do to your mental health, and how their men are a bunch of liars. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Can Dogs Love?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 68:10


    Nic and Kris catch up and talk about reading, if dogs can love, whether it's wrong to go through a red light if no one is around, and give an update about the 75 soft! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Anyone Wanna Share a Baby?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 62:56


    Nic and Kris go over how bad of an idea it is for Kris to have babies after Nic spent the weekend with her beautiful baby niece. They also decided to begin a challenge together and you all get to come along for the ride. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Nic bought a house!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 57:18


    Nic bought a house guys! It was unexpected and quick so listen to this episode for all the details. Also, Kris is STILL sick, and boy does she have some tales to tell you about that. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Double Shot of DayQuil

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 61:28


    Nic and Kris took the wrong week off, and Kris is taking full responsibility. Kris is also taking a double shot of DayQuil because she was not going to miss hearing Nic's big news on the pod. Listen to find out all the things. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Would You Rather …?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 61:09


    Nic and Kris play a rousing game of Would You Rather? We actually get through all of them which is as shocking as some of these questions are! Tune in now! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Lock Your Doors

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 63:09


    Nic and Kris are talking about break ins. Nic had a scare, Kris describes her childhood, and it's all scary. Also a touching moment about Kris working on her road to recovery. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Jeffery Dahmer v. John Wayne Gacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 58:11


    This week we are just shootin the shiz and catching up! Find out what embarrassing tidbit Kris told Nic today and some shocking true crime news. We also shout out a few cool podcasts so listen for those! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Talking Manti Te'o and Making Plans

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 60:05


    Kris has seen something on Netflix before Nic and she can't wait to talk about it. Kris tells a little about the Untold story of Manti Te'o, part of a new Netflix series, followed by our regularly scheduled nonsense. Music by Melks and Termanology ***Also, Kris references another episode of Untold which dives into an incident with NBA players and fans. Kris said a Lakers player jumps into the stands, but it's actually when the player was on the Pacers*** --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    TikTok Mania, Sushi Date Eavesdropping, & …more poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 59:10


    Things on TikTok get ….interesting when Nic gets sucked into watching a girl post 155 videos in less than a day of her manic episode. Kris eavesdrops on two girls sushi dinner conversation, and of course…. There's always more poop involved in Nic and Kris's lives. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    What's Your Pet Peeve?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 47:43


    It's been a while since Nic and Kris got petty, so they're going over some new pet peeves. Along the way Kris is struggling with technology in her new office. Karma for leaving the babe cave maybe? Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Poop Talk With a Hint of Addison Rae

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 61:36


    You want to listen to this episode.. trust us :) We talk anxiety first which leads us to a very in depth poop chat. Everyone does it! Also, listen for the drama that is Addison Rae and her parents. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    TikTok Made Us Do It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 67:08


    This week Nic and Kris are catching up on new shows, and the other silly things that fill their time. You'll never guess what Nic is headed to the craft store for. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Personality Is What Counts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 57:11


    Nic and Kris take personality tests this week and talk about their answers. Are we more alike or different? Were we shocked by our results? Listen to find out! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Don't be a Leaf Blower

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 58:21


    Nic and Kris are in a mood and they are turning to the therapy of the vault. This week you can find tales of road rage, disappointing drinks, and a particularly favorable Urbanary Dictionary word of the week. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    50 Shades of Shallow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 63:02


    This fun one is dedicated to the one and only: Kris's Dad ❤️ It's an episode full of belly laughs, the most ridiculous questions, and we just know he'd love it and be so happy to hear those giggles. Take a listen, admire Kris's strength, and hug your loved ones. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    The War on Women has Begun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 62:45


    *Trigger Warning for sexual assault, rape, abuse, and death* It has been one year of The Secret Vault Podcast and Nic and Kris have decided to celebrate by not censoring their feelings on the devastating news that the Roe v. Wade decision has been overturned. Spoiler alert, they are ready for war. Music produced by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    College is a Ripoff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 66:43


    It's our 52nd episode!!! Exactly one full year of episodes and we are so happy we've made it thus far. We have a new segment called “Kris's school escapades” (not really but you gotta hear the story she has this week!) We also talk tattoos, LGBTQ+, and get a surprise visit from Kris's dogs! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Did Nic Say Yes to a Dress?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 62:27


    Nic gives us an update on her weekend getaway and all the things she did on her visit, including if she found THE dress! Kris talks about a Secret Vault worthy dilemma, and as usual, Nic has the answers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Feelin Fussy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 57:42


    It's a real emotional rollercoaster in the Secret Vault this week. Listen to find out what has Nic's anxiety up and why Kris needs an emergency appointment with Dr. Ashby. Feelin fussy is an understatement!

    Real Housewives of Momtok

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 62:25


    Nic and Kris talk “Momtok” and polyamory this week so you'll definitely want to listen in to hear what we have to say! ALSO, big news for Kris so stay tuned until the end to hear her exciting surprise! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    We love ourselves (self love)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 58:13


    Nic and Kris talk summer house reunion part 2 and our personal predictions after some sleuthing. We also talk self love which is hilarious coming from two people who are incredibly hard on themselves. Listen to hear us have a change of HEART! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Can We Cancel Austen?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 59:47


    SPOILER ALERT! This week Nic and Kris are going deep into Summer House season 6 and The Ultimatum, and we do mean DEEP. Make sure to get caught up before you listen if you aren't ready for the tea. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Vacation Bluuuues

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 56:36


    Are solo vacations weird? How do you tell your significant other you don't want them to come? Tune in to hear what we think! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Kris is Replacing Nic

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 61:34


    SIKE, Nic would never let that happen, but tune in to listen to our take on making new friends in our 30's. Speaking of 30's, find out what Nic did to immobilize herself this past weekend.. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Who Made the Cut? (Bridesmaid Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 60:55


    Nic made her proposal and Kris said YASSSSSSS! So naturally, this week is all about bridesmaids the good, the bad, and the uninvited. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 61:04


    Nic and Kris are getting into the vast differences between their Easter experiences this year. There were mimosas, peanut butter and jelly whiskey shots, and axe throwing... Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Shots shots shots

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 62:14


    Nic and Kris are regretting their weekend activities :( Listen to hear about their anxiety ridden thoughts about their festivities! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Don't Do Drugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 60:23


    Kris finally gets the opportunity to update Nic on her very unexpected visit from an old family friend who was not shy about his life style as a crack addict. This one is going to bring you back to D.A.R.E. week at school. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Chris Watts & Will Smith (What a duo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 68:25


    Okay guys this court story you WON'T want to miss… and of course, we have to talk about Will Smith, I mean, can ya blame us? Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Who Got Catfished?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 60:55


    This week Nic and Kris get straight to the point talking all about catfishing, and how absolutely terrifying the internet has become. Catfishing, reverse catfishing, sketchy apps, and a whole lot of laughs in this week's Secret Vault therapy session. Also a bonus Urbanary Dictionary word of the week because it's just that much fun. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    She Dislocated Her Shoulder HOW?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 60:11


    We have listener stories!! We are so so excited to have our first listener stories on the pod and in the vault. Listen this week for some Kris court stories and some VERY interesting stories from YOU! Our very wonderful listeners. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    McDonald's Saves Lives

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 60:52


    Listen to find out what ridiculousness Kris is dealing with while planning her mom's surprise birthday party. Nic definitely has her hands full keeping Kris from losing her mind this week. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Nic's Wedding Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 62:40


    Listen to this week's episode where Nic and Kris get overly excited about Nic's wedding (that is still a year and half away). We talk about the different preferences each of us has when it comes to some wedding traditions and of course, we have an urban dictionary word of the week! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    The Fckening

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 61:04


    Nic and Kris spend the hour laughing while going over Kris's court stories of the week, and end with some fuckery. Be prepared for some legal talk, a little pop culture, and a perfectly fitting Urban Dictionary word of the week to wrap it all up. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Soda Causes Arguments

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 63:34


    This weeks topic? Current events! And Kris's court stories which trust me you DO NOT want to miss. Tune in for our regularly scheduled shenanigans! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Nic: FUN, Big Easy: NO FUN

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 62:13


    Nic and Kris are in need of a vacation so this week they're talking about traveling while they try some new drinks. Nic tells us why Big Easy is no fun, and Kris relives her first disaster trip with Mr J. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Is Kim for real about Pete?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 60:14


    Nic and Kris are having a hell of a time recording this episode this week so listen for that, and listen to hear our take on Vanderpump Rules and Kim & Pete Davidson! Extra special treat at the end so listen until the end for it! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Let's Just be Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 60:46


    Nic and Kris talk about the struggles of adult friendships and making friends with your boyfriend's friend's girlfriends. Did you follow that? You might just have to listen to see if you can relate. Music by Melks & Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Will Kris's Mom listen??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 66:08


    ;) Nic & Kris talk people pleasing, and boy are we people pleasers. Listen to see what we've learned about this popular topic and listen for Kris's mom's AMAZING advice that Nic cannot wait to pass on down to her own kids. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Big D Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 63:27


    This week Nic and Kris are trying to get use to real life post holidays. They also found a list of deep conversation starters that they decide to try out. Kris is afraid she won't be able to take it seriously with a new TikTok trending song stuck in her head, but by the end they're both Adele level deep in these topics. Music by Melks and Termanology. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    #fullofmoney

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 47:59


    2022 is here and Nic & Kris are here for it. Listen to hear what resolutions we made and complain about stuff in the meantime. (Yanno, the usual) Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    And a Quarantined New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 66:06


    Nic and Kris are home with COVID and will be quarantined into the new year, but it's not all bad. This week they go through their theories on how they caught COVID, an end of the year review, and Nic shares an extra special secret! Music by Melks & Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Taco Goat Cheese Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 65:26


    Listen to a sick sounding Nic and Kris's haunting story this week on the podcast! We also talk holidays so don't worry, the spirit is still in the air. Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Gift Ideas in the Nic of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 65:17


    This week Nic and Kris get back in the holiday spirit! Nic gives all the good ideas to Kris on what to give to everyone she is struggling to shop for. From co-workers to casual friends, Nic has all the answers and Kris is taking notes. Music by Melks & Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    We are HEATED

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 59:31


    Find out what makes Nic & Kris so passionate this week and listen to this episode. Don't worry, we still get into some random stuff, but this story might have you boiling as well! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    This or That, the Christmas Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 63:58


    This week Nic and Kris catch up on work and reality tv. Then they continue the holiday spirit with a long, often sidetracked, game of this or that. Who loves eggnog, and why are we moving everyone to the Bahamas for Christmas? Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Secret Holiday Likes Everyone Else Hates

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 61:56


    Nic & Kris talk about all the holiday things we like that most people DREAD. We're weirdos and we know it. Listen to join us on the weird train! Music by Melks and Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Do We Even Like the Holidays?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 68:49


    This week Nic and Kris dive into the parts of the holidays that aren't all parades and presents. Nic tells us what it was like traveling for the holidays as kid and as an adult. Kris gets into her holiday run around, which doesn't mix well with rum. Music by Melks & Termanology --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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