John and Paul are best friends who have, for whatever reason, decided to watch the entire 1984 Transformers cartoon and make a podcast about it. This is that podcast.
John Sobey and Paul MacPherson
This episode has it all! Adam West! Casey Kasem! An origin story! Batman crying! What more could you ask for? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
It would be the 80s without a drugs-are-bad episode. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Tuh-fin-piss! Tuh-fin-piss! Reviewing the dumb 80s shit! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
John and Paul review a cosmic space opera you've probably never heard of, based upon a 2800 year old poem. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
We're smurfin' this smurftastic review right up your smurfhole! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Paul and John have decided to watch a lot of the cartoons they grew up with, and some of the ones they didn't. Up first: 1983's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Is Transformers One the best Transformers movie ever made? John and Paul discuss the topic as they review the movie. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Paul and John discuss the good and the bad of a lost 80s gem, then they interview each other. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
All good things must end. So must Headmasters. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
It's the beginning of the end! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Chromedome and Sixshot duel on the planet* Jolo**. *asteroid **Pallas Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
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Don't worry, everyone! Chromedome has a plan! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Can the Autobots stop Scorponok from building a thing? Does any of this matter? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Fortress decides to sacrifice everything for Wheelie. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Don't get too invested in Sappo. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
A buncha new jerks enter the show. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Sparkle gets in the way. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Galvatron has had many silly plans in this series. Here's another one. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at transformersnitpickers@gmail.com. Full episode archive
Spoiler alert... Ultra Magnus dies. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John. Full episode archive
Arrrgh, Matey! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John. Full episode archive
Another episode. Another planet. Another energy source to be stolen. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John. Full episode archive
A whole lot of people get murdered in a children's cartoon. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John. Full episode archive
Another episode. Another alien race on a planet we'll never encounter again. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John. Full episode archive
The Autobots try to stop the Decepticons from stealing from a bunch of thieves. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John. Full episode archive
A stellar negotiator Sparkle is not. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John. Full episode archive
The Autobots decide to give a man a fish. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Somehow Galvatron has returned. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
“You blew it* up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!” *Mars Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
John finds an episode he truly enjoys. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Scorponok has a green thumb. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Happy New Year! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Two space-faring races get overly excited that they're launching a single satellite. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Will the Headmasters be able to stop Scorponok's evil plan and save Cybaton from exploding? Spoilers... They will not. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
The Decepticons invade Cybaton in an attempt steal all the "cyber" which is a new type of metal or whatever. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
A year and a half after they saw the movie in theatres, Paul and John take a sober second look at Rise of the Beasts. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
An unknown robot threaten to steal all the energy from Earth unless Earth gives him all their energy. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
After walking into an obvious trap, the Headmasters are saved by a series of flashbacks. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Danny has to grow a set of balls, and save the universe from Galvatron's latest creation. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
The Transformers venture to another planet caught up in war due to the Transformers. Nobody wins. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Somehow Soundwave returned. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
The Autobots rush to aid Optimus Prime who surely won't die! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Roadimus and Billy search for the Powerpack in order to aid Optimus. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
It's a brand new series! ...kind of. Paul and John begin to watch the Japanese continuation of G1 that ignores a lot of G1. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Paul and John watch two hours and forty-five minutes of a thing that insists it's a Transformers movie. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Paul and John reminisce about the shortest series they've ever watched. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
I'm seein' double here... four Racer-Bots! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
There are rules against making a TV show about alien robots that transform (or convert) into vehicles without including a dinosaur. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Another idiot Go-Bot shows up on Earth and trashes the place. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
If you thought the last GoBots series Paul and John reviewed was immature and a waste of everybody's time, boy do we have a series for you! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
Paul and John rank the ten series they've watches so far, from least favourite to favourite. Then they answer your questions. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive
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