Third Rate

Title says it all folks, this episode is completely liner and it also makes complete sense. What more could you want? Come listen as we discuss topics to put into the silk, gasoline soaked, ultimate grab bag. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Well Cheryl turned 25 this year so naturally we put balls in holes. Golf balls in mini holes that is! The hosts took on a family fun park with the help of a five year old, and I'd say they nailed it. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

We watched so you could listen, this week its Small Soldiers. The smash hit blockbuster phenomenon from 1998 made its way into our hearts this week while we watched to review. Okay I'm exaggerating, the movie was fine but we had at least fun watching it. Major Chip Hazard reporting for duty, It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

This one is a little chaotic, but we had a lot of fun making it! The dad host quizzes the other two to see how their dad joke skills hold up, and we try a new segment in the meantime! It's not a pun, it's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Listeners we've done your reading too so we know you're going to enjoy this episode. Tune in this week as Cheryl reads for me and Evan, and we decide how accurate these tarot cards can be. It's not an exact science, but it is Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Again, NSFW, and we mean it! The hosts got some of their closest friends together to celebrate the art of adult film, the art of parody, and the art of drinking games! It was a lot of art, we know. But hey it's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

THIS ONE IS VERY NSFW so if you're underage or you are a relative please think twice. This week the hosts spend too much money and test their tongues against some edible romance products. It goes about how you'd expect, so keep your earbuds in and don't turn too red in public; it's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

What more do ya want? We talk about Easter, we talk about birthdays, we talk about cats. I mean uh c'mon! There is nothing else ya need! Come get a listen, it's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

This week the hosts decided to drink red wine, and like episodes past see if they can guess which is which. Spoiler alert; it's hard! The Jimnasium also makes its return, and the hosts bring some serious contenders with them! It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

It was inevitable, eventually we would have to do this; we watched a Barbie(tm) movie, and boy was it something. Take a listen with us as we discuss the roller coaster of emotions we experienced watching this movie. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

For the first time ever we tried our hands at a ritual we found on the internet, more specifically one that would summon a ghost for us and trap it in a mirror. Did it work? Is the ghost typing this? Did it get out of the mirror? Listen and find out, it's Third Rate! (Or me, the ghost.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

We decided to meet up early on a Sunday morning and record an episode, thankfully the topic we settled on this time was beer. Mexican beer, to be precise! The hosts sit down and guess what beer is what while rating and reviewing them, meanwhile Cheryl talks dating and Evan claims to have a biblical disease; it's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

ASMR content warning - you do hear us chew during this episode, it's not a lot though. If that's your thing then congratulations. The hosts take on these tiny flavored guys as they play a game and rate the flavors. Cheryl still has those props, don't know what to tell ya there. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Well we finally did it. I know what you're thinking; how out of touch are these guys? It's 2022 and they haven't played WhirlyBall yet? We figured that's what you were thinking, and that's why we went and played it for ourselves. Bumper cars and lacrosse on a basketball court, what's not to love? Tune in to hear all about our experience, it's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Welcome to Third Rate! We three self proclaimed and totally-not experts have decided to rate and review anything and everything! Take a listen, and thanks for the support. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Third Rate makes a very cold and naked return after a 6 month hiatus. We're glad to be back, and happy to have you all joining us! We promise not to go anywhere ever again! It's Third Rate! (Note: We are aware of the echo in this episode's audio, and are working to correct it for this episode and future episodes. Thanks for understanding!) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

This week we actually get to eggs, what we like about em, what we don't. Are they starter fluid? The usual. Oh and Evan chokes himself. It's Third Rate! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

We try to do dips this week. What makes a dip, and what dips are good. It went okay. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Sorry for the hiatus, but we're back! (We know you didn't notice, and it hurts our feelings.) This week we talk about genies, how to fool them, and what to wish for. We probably don't give you any real ideas on what would work best, but we do make fun of each other, so it's business as usual. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

So sorry about this one, it's severely lacking in Jake; so if you want to skip it we don't blame you. Those of you with bad taste however can tune in to listen to Evan and Cheryl discuss what Pokemon would be best to replace Jake as a co-host. Yeah, we know, another Pokemon one. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

I hope you like Pokemon, because that's all we ever talk about. But specifically this week! The hosts discuss who would be the best and worst Poke-partners when starting a business. Jake is also there. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

I feel a high pressure system moving into your stream this week as the experts finally tackle storms. What could be more exciting? Evan has a stomach ache, Jake excuses himself, and Cheryl yells quite a lot. Warning: High Pokemon Content Warning. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

So long, farewell, and to avoid a lawsuit, all the other ones! The experts take their time to review goodbyes; the best ones and how to use em'. We'd apologize for Evan this week, but that means everyone else would require apologies as well, and that's just one sorry show. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

This week on Third Rate; Evan 3D prints something, Cheryl bangs around a lot, and Jake talks into a microphone. The hosts review ways of getting rich really fast and Evan basically admits he doesn't understand how the value of money works. It's Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

This week on Third Rate, we decided to try out a quiz together to see what we could be classified as in the minds of internet quiz makers. We picked the most logical one of course. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Firefighters and Judges need their spotlight, but for the next 50 minutes we shine more of a dim lamp on them, and we know you wouldn't have it any other way! This week we talk about Civil Servants and honestly; come up with some ideas of our own. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

This week we decided to really put our minds to it and came up with a cult of our own. Something we know you listeners would want to join. It didn't work, so we dedicated it to dogs instead, at least they don't run away when we leave the door open to long, listeners. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

This week come hangout with us at Hot Topic as we discuss the Manson guy and all the bad stuff he did! Wait wrong Manson, either way I need some jelly bracelets so I'm still going. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Have you ever wanted to join an ascended alien race? Maybe you enjoy things that night time television makes fun of way too early? Then this episode might be for you! Grab your cool athletic shoes and some quarters, its Heaven's Gate! I mean..... Third Rate! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Kicking off a little mini series of related episodes, Third Rate is going to be tackling cults! Well not literally, gotta keep our distance. This week we start off by talking about famous sports anchor and cult leader Jim Jones, owner of the Jimdale Jimmadome! But seriously this episode is about the Jamestown Massacre, be advised. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

What took you so long, finally come to your senses? Ha - ha! This week the experts rate our amazing body features, does it all make sense? We think so. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/third-rate/support

Okay, so we didn't rate or review or anything this week. We were hired by the Niffle to come up with some ways to #StopTheSpread. Did we do a good job? You tell us! (No) It's Third Rate!

Cleanup on isle 3! This week, the experts rank the best and worst grocery store isles.

After a two week hiatus, the experts are back! This week they are reviewing the worst kinds of birds in existence...Waterfowl.

Do I feel bad about this title? No. Did my co-hosts agree on it? Also no. Here it is though; the long awaited Santa Baby episode where we rate and review the hit #1 pop song of all time and don't get sued while doing it! (please?)

It's episode 100-ish, and boy do we have a show for you! Evan looks through the garbage, Jake returns from prison-rehab, and Cheryl does a push-up. It's Third Rate, for the 100th time!

Get your wands at the ready! The experts rate and review spells from the Harry Potter universe! Special thanks to Hannah, this week's winner of the "Be a Jake" Sweepstakes.

Jake is still serving time for his very minor felony, so the "Be Jake for a Day" Sweepstakes continues. This week, the winner of the sweepstakes (Zach) joins Evan and Cheryl to rate, review and improve classical music!

Jake is MIA and Cheryl and Evan are being held for questioning, but the show must go on. Jake's parole officers, Reese's Priebus and Trevor Cornbread take time out of their day to rate and review the criminal aspects of Jake's *very* minor felony.

This week, Cheryl and Evan welcome the winner of our "Be Jake for a Day" Contest to the show. This "Jake" happens to be an expert in cat breeds. If you want to be "Jake" for a day, be sure to enter our online raffle!

Halloween is approaching, but things are different this year. Thanks, COVID! This week, the "experts" consider which Halloween costumes are sexiest and safest.

Live! Laugh! Love! Put these three words together, and you've got a kitschy sign for your dining room wall. But how do these words hold up on their own? Tune in to find out!

This week we discuss the old, dusty, out of date rage comics of yore. Spoiler alert; these aren't glowing reviews!

WARNING: This episode is explicit. Like much more explicit than usual. The Third Rate experts are reading political smut written by people on a fanfic website and offering their critical reviews. It's gonna get steamy.

This week the hosts discuss faking your death, briefly, as well as a bunch of other things Cheryl decided to do. It's probably the most off the wall episode yet, but we hope you're here for it!

Third Rate's not an advice show, but you listeners clearly need some help. This week, the experts help to purify you of your awkwardness.

Calling this one part of our "comedy line up" of episodes is a gross abuse of the term comedy, but we made it for you with love. Join us this week as we discuss the reasons to cut someone from your life, and also Jake's choice of clothing.

This week the experts quietly and discreetly talk about secrets, keeping secrets, types of secrets, and how to keep them. You're lucky we're sharing this, really, since it's all pretty hush hush.

Well, you know what they say, three episodes are better than one! (They do say that, right? Please?) We couldn't make time for this one, so we recorded our own segments and glued them together, and guess what! It kind of worked!

Is this our best one ever? Nope! Does Cheryl get kicked out the Skype call a few times for misbehaving? You bet! Tune in this week as we not only rate fights, but we try it out ourselves.

This one is absolutely NSFW, we got a little carried away. If you're cool with that, and we know you're cool, then come listen as we brainstorm and discuss our merchandise and line of products we would love to sell to you!