Third World American: Finally Vocal

Don't let Apple change the iPhone design, and having a whale of a time. Enjoy

Not too much to explain y'all, just a rant about these disgusting fat fucking cows walking around pretending to be human. Enjoy

Today on the podcast we discussed how cops aren't giving tickets for  seat belts anymore and i explained the Conspiracy theory I have about it. Then we spoke about my driving antics and reflected on the sale of hotdog supplies in the light of the word "glizzy." Enjoy

Today we spoke about NBA Training camps the players host and we saw an older gentleman on his front lawn running on a treadmill like a buffoon. This Event took a sad turn towards the middle as I explained what happened to a stray dog I had found in my home country of Armenia. Enjoy

Today we posed some interesting question regarding prostate checks and being cheap. We also discussed James Bond being the goat of spies, plus I'm employed again and can masterbate in peace. Enjoy

Today on the pod we spoke briefly about what women look for in men and how I don't have those things hahahahahaha. We then brought up farting in grandmas oxygen machine, and the failure that is modern day sororities. Although the most important thing we spoke about today was how therapy isn't weak or soft to go to its EXPENSIVE!!!! HOW ABOUT YALL START A CHARITYI HAD A REVELATION LAST NIGHT

God Ive just been hating on everyone the last few events. Hahahaahahahahaah what can you do, it's boring being unemployed? But in hs i was the OG dirtbag, and exposer.

This event is packed with rage and humor, just listen. Enjoy

Today was a chill day and we gave the listeners some advice that can help them start a business sometime. have you seen the video of the horses on a platform on a river?? Who?What? When? Where? Why? How? Enjoy

Today we spoke about a genius new hustle and how to do it effectively, we also spoke about a not so nice "Karen" sighting at the most  unexpected place imaginable. And hear how Armenian men might tend to look similar in packs but they're handsome in places without many other Armenians. Enjoy

today we reminisced our childhood games and spoke about how nowadays this sort of game could be considered sexual assault or rape lol all jokes people. We also got serious for a moment today because I was frustrated my order wasn't well received getting food lol. last we talked about booming economy, tourism and prostitution in the great country of Armenia. Enjoy.

Today since I got space back on the host website, i addressed some backlash on the WWE take from the last episode. Then that night I headed over to a booty call which is really unlike me, fortunately it went well. 

Today I saw a man make a dollar decision between a crack head and a young teenager. I also reminisced on my past and how WWE is actually really dangerous. Enjoy! 

Getting cut in a drive through is so ridiculous, so how karma was on my side FOR ONCE! \There's a lot of "great men' that aren't really that bc of their past acts. Here's what school didn't tell y'all. But Elvis was one of those men, in the movie. He was the goat. Enjoy!

Today I explained the situation with my podcast host website, and I also spent a moment trashing softball LOL. Enjoy

Today we addressed backlash regarding my child's birthday party at six flags and we talked about if it's really Kanye under that mask. Along with a couple other things today ENJOY.

Wanting a teenagers ideal birthday now at the age of 22, and throw up training. Enjoy

 Today we quickly mentioned how I called Andrew Tate's pyramid scheme before anyone else was talking about it. We also talked about Kanye and Kid Cudi's continued bs that trickled into Rolling Loud. today also learn about fancy people at taco trucks hahahah. Enjoy

Today we talked about the dumb pink sauce girl, the prison exchange between the US/ Russians, and also Spirit Airlines. Enjoy

Amazon has refused to reinstate my employment even though I apologized for the slander and the threatening of secret leaking LOL. BTW that was definitely Chris Brown's baby mama!!

Amazon was ruthless with me

Black kids absolutely body all other children at little league games, especially during flag football. This week I also talked about the possible changes coming to the UFC and the problem the World Boxing Organization is facing today. Enjoy!

The main point of this weeks episode was to encourage tipping your servers and generally anyone that does a service for you but is not a business owner. Its about the time not the price of the service. Also learn about my amazing movie routine and habits, enjoy!

This week I have an eye doctor who basically bought his wife from her family years back. Listen to some more Amazon delivery stories, how stupid cashiers are, and my insane eating habits. Enjoy

We should all walk around with a 6 shot revolver and customize it to our outfits, then the 2nd amendment stands and liberals have no more bullshit excuses.Kendrick Perkins please stop talking basketball, you are wrong about everything literally everything.

This weeks episode was a really chill one. We just talked about a favorite rapper of mine and a  hated internet whore of mine. Hakob discusses Amber Heard's trial appeal and her new acting gig, as well as telling a short story about a white-woman war he inadvertently caused. Enjoy

This week I explain what being pro-choice really is and what it means to me, its an Opinion I've never heard anyone else express. I hope you enjoy it. Also Cardi-B was twerking again lol. Should she stop? I HATE ......... DURING FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!INSTA- @3rdworldamerican

Today I unknowingly delivered an Amazon package to a burning, but believe it or not that's not the worst part of doing this job, doesn't even scratch the top 10. F**k you Debora 

Today we spoke on how Armenian culture is both hilarious and influential, we solved the Russia Ukraine Situation YOU'RE WELCOME. We also questioned the legitimacy of a blind, deaf, mute child. Just another day. 

Last week we were supposed to add the Soulja Boy Story, but my producer JAMIE didn't finish editing it and also didn't remove it from last weeks title. Thank you for that Jamie, what a way to start off a brand new podcast, with lies what are we, the 24hr news cycle ahaha? No we aren't thats why this week we tell you how dumb the country of China is and why African nations need to be on high alert. Also have you seen the tv show "The Americans?"

It's the first episode, and we get right into it. Joy Behar should be removed from planet earth, and Kyle Rittenhouse was our special "guest." Hakob talks about how much he hates Joy Behar, and the view. Hear about astrology and the most commonly overlooked reason these freaks are freaks lol. Thank you and enjoy!