THROWBACK THURSGAY

We took a week off to celebrate our dear Keaton’s 30th birthday! As we move closer to a vaccine for all future Keaton and Nasser give you tips and tricks on saying NO to all social engagements. Later we ponder our sad futures if we were straight.

Mama, we were agauff this week. Nasser and Keaton come clean on their most basic qualities as well as rank the top five horror villains they’d like to bone.

This week on AGAUFF, Keaton and Nasser find better use of the fervent spirit of stan culture as well as recount nightmare sleepovers from hell from their youth and... adult years.

We’re back back back again! After nearly 80 episodes we’re saying goodbye to Throwback Thursgay and saying hello to AGAUFF. What is agauff you might ask? Your new home for hot takes on the past and present milestone events that left us shocked and and aghast. To kick off this new vibe Keaton and Nasser begin with when they realized the internet was forever and take on the task of reframing the “villain” from the remake of The Parent Trap Meredith Blake as a cultural heroic icon.

Merry Christmas Eve! 2020 is almost over and we’re thankful to still be here to make you laugh. This week we finally honor the one and only Sandra Lee by remembering her infamous Kwanzaa Cake as well as question the necessity of friendship pacts.

We're closer to Christmas and closer to losing our minds. This week Keaton and Nasser discuss the forced creepy thrill of being a child and sitting on Santa's lap as well as kids coloring books... which are now used for therapy for adults. Stay safe and sane out there!

Christmas time is here and honey we are comin in with some HOT takes. Keaton and Nasser share what they love and loathe about the happiest season and reminisce about the days of styling their hair with göt2b glued gel.

F*ck Thanksg*v*ng! We took a week off. Sue us. But we’re back to discuss milk, just like as a concept, and the classic Christmas movie, “Home Alone.”

As the pandemic rages on, Keaton and Nasser center themselves (duh) by becoming one with the universe: through yoga! The duo recall various stories and dismantle the American appropriation of the ancient meditation.

We survived election week! Barely. Keaton and Nasser promise this episode is not a recap of one of the worst weeks ever. Instead they pretend like school is back in session recalling the capitalist indoctrination of pizza parties and morning announcements.

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize! Pre election horrors! Ahhh! This week Nasser and Keaton recall terrifying school dances and run through a list of their favorite Halloween tracks.

Boo! What’s your favorite scary movie? The news? Same! This week Keaton and Nasser giggle through arguably the best animated musical of all time, “The Nightmare Before Christmas,” and reflect on childhood birthday parties.

45 is still alive. Le sigh. But we’re still here to rant and rave about the current moment while throwing it back to our school daze with strange substitute teachers and burning CDs for our friends and crushes.

Oh hey! Still alive? Barely? SAME! Throwback Thursgay takes it back to the school daze with cringeworthy talent show performances and pointless lockers we rarely personalized.

We’re baaaaaack! But like actually this time. The world is up in flames and we are excited to welcome you to hell! While we still plan to laugh and commiserate, we also take to time dismantle white supremacy, respect the virus like Vanessa Hudgens would do, and trace the origins of slacktivism to the failed NOH8 Campaign. Head over to the Patreon to hear more ranting, raving, and recycling those ugly ass Livestrong bracelets.

We’re baaaaaack! With better audio quality and more love. Keaton and Nasser this week discuss Britney’s iconic first single “... Baby One More Time,” graduations, and a new segment called: Take A Moment

Keaton and Nasser have new addictions in quarantine: RollerCoaster Tycoon and Bicycling! While discussing these two opposing lifestyles they somehow finish with a tragic Regina Spektor wormhole and blame her for unknowingly sparking an annoying trend of white girls thinking they could sing.

Nasser and Keaton are slowly regaining their sanity in quarantine... sorta. Nas tells an embarrassing story and the boys recount childhood memories reading Goosebumps, and special trips to Disneyland!

In a return to form, the boys decide to reprise the original thesis of Throwback Thursgay - Actual TBTs. Nasser reads a few iconic passages from a small collection of Chicken Soup books that he found in his childhood home and Keaton reminisces about TeePeeing friends and enemies in high school.

This week Keaton admits to missing gay people and Nasser misses going to the beach. Today is also Nasser's 30th Birthday. Send him hole pics!!!

This ain’t Rupaul’s Quarantine Race no more! Nasser shockingly misses encounters with strangers and Keaton misses spontaneous adventures with friends. They also discuss a modern horror story in the era of Zoom. Agauff!

Hey all you Quarantine cats and kittens. Keaton and Nasser remember being privileged fags through the joys of shopping in public and coffee drinking at local cafés. Guess who misses what topic.

Week Four of Quarantine and Nasser and Keaton miss talking shit in person and having excuses to cancel plans. They also play Personal Assistant/Publicist/Quarantine with a series of problematic celebrities.

Another week, another quarantine. This week Keaton remembers the neutered safety of wasting time at The Americana in Glendale while Nasser misses going to a bar with Keaton and ordering a fancy cocktail. The two also reveal an entirely real (fake) corona conspiracy theory. [Also we are almost there with fixing the sound, sorry to this man.]

Hello from Isolation! For the foreseeable future, Nasser and Keaty will be throwing it back to things they miss from Pre-Coronavirus. This week they discuss the luxury of eating sushi at a sushi bar and the privilege of getting haircuts. **Also, the Patreon is up and running again. We're also workshopping new recording techniques from opposite sides of Los Angeles, so please bare with us.**

Nasser and Keaton here, to present you the very first Quaran-TBT episode of Throwback Thursgay from our respective Quarantines. Y'all.  It has been a WEEK, and we're here to talk about it. The Patreon has been Frozen 2 until we can get some bonus content flowing back into the page. We love you, please practice extreme social distancing, wash your damn hands, and stay the fuck inside!

Nasser and Keaton welcome artist, musician, singer extraordinaire YOUR SMITH to discuss some of her favorite things growing up: Sex and the City & Pop Punk.

Nasser and Keaton trade random stories regarding their Freshman year of high school as well as recall one of the most hilarious viral videos: Scarlet Takes A Tumble.

Keaton and Nasser welcome one of the besties of the pod, Andrea Chita, to discuss two of her favorite things on her birthday: Boy Bands, specifically *NSYNC, and the box office smash Titanic.

Keaton and Nasser think back on the high school money grab scam of Candy Grams (WHERE WAS THE MONEY GOING?!) and reflect on the well packaged but horrible animal prison known as the zoo.

Nasser and Keaton welcome guests and friends of the pod Phoebe Yoo and Adam Radwan to the TBT lounge to discuss their love of “Sailor Moon” and the acid trip rainbow fantasy that is Lisa Frank.

Nasser and Keaton remember the days of slaying Dance Dance Revolution in arcades and in their living rooms. Later they reflect on the game Bop It and realize it’s primary function is to teach players how to give a hand job.

Your favorite gay boys welcome the end of January with a throwback to the edible (but don’t eat it) children's clay and relive their early days behind the wheel.

Keaton and Nasser welcome writer, actress, and all around badass Charlene deGuzman to discuss their love affair with Disney Princesses and go full psycho in their encyclopedic knowledge of the Emmy winning dance competition “So You Think You Can Dance.”

Keaton and Nasser welcome writer, comedian, and future America’s Next Top Model contestant Dewayne Perkins to discuss “Thats So Raven” and that time Shandi cheated on her totally straight boyfriend on the second cycle of ANTM.

Keaton remembers the bizarre agricultural craze of Chia Pets and Nasser discusses how the Windows PC game Minesweeper taught him the importance of taking chances in life.

We're baaaaaaack. Nasser and Keaton return for Season Two of Throwback Thursgay. This week they explore the most famous capitalist figurehead: Barbie. They also dissect New Years Resolutions as a concept and introduce a new weekly segment: TBT Pardons. We've missed y'all. Happy 2020!

Nas + Keaton have some news!

Keaton and Nasser meet to discuss two iconic moments in time: Fiona Apple and Tyra Banks letting the country, and the WORLD, know what’s really on their minds.

Nasser and Keaton argue about which Halloween candy is most important and discuss their favorite Scream Queens (actresses in horror films not the Ryan Murphy series, thank you).

BFF of the pod and icon Tracy Marquez is back to help the boys discuss the 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie 'Halloweentown' starring Debbie Reynolds as well as one of the most important episodes of reality television of all time: ANTM Cycle Six Episode Six and the Covergirl Commercial challenge. Justice for Jade Cole.

Nas and Keaton decided to break protocol to bring you this exclusive clip from last week's Patreon bonus ep in which your new favorite term was born. The opposite of A Stan is....A SPISE. Like 'Stan' it's both a noun and a verb, 'Spise' is verse as fuck. I SPISE. WE SPISE. NOW YOU CAN SPISE TOO.

Still high from their recent Universal Haunted Horror Nights adventure, Nasser and Keaton recall childhood memories of Haunted Houses and their few brushes with Detention.

Keaton and Nasser welcome actor Amin El Gamal to discuss one of his favorite icons Judy Garland and look back at some of the past Halloween costumes.

Keaton and Nasser ruin the children’s classic The Giving Tree while pondering the killer alcoholic energy drink (literally, it killed people) Fourloko.

Nas + Keaty remember Jennifer Lopez's iconic Green Versace Dress at the 2001 Grammy Awards and also discuss the end of childhood summers.

The boys venture to a cabin in the woods with musician, fashion icon and TBT favorite Dede Reynolds along with TBT composer and actual composer (like really) as well as the first straight man on the pod Tim K! We talk about making contact with the spirit realm on Ouija boards and the foods we loved as kids.

Nasser and Keaton lovingly remember the viral music video phenomenon "Shoes" sadly created and performed by presumed straight person Liam Kyle Sullivan and also dissect the meteoric rise and fall of Chatroulette.

Keaton and Nasser welcome writer, novelist, professor, and feminist icon, RANDA JARRAR to discuss one her favorite films “Mannequin” starring Kim Cattrall as well as various hobbies we quit as children.

Nasser and Keaton welcome writer, comedian, and living legend Tommy Do to discuss his love of Paris and Nicole living “The Simple Life,“ crashing his car to her single “Stars are Blind,” as well as the Disney Channel smash “High School Musical.”

Nasser and Keaton look back on Glenn Close‘s amazing performance in the children‘s classic, “Fatal Attraction” and decide to do some prank calls.