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Broadcasting weekly from the nation's capital, The Mariya Alexander Show, feat. Tyler Sonnichsen, proves that girls really do just want to have fun and men should just let them! Giving typical female role models in the media the proverbial finger, Mariya Alexander is irreverent, incendiary, and irre…

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  • May 18, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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Wife Time - Ep 5 - Love My Curvy Pandemic

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 86:34


Mariya and Crystal check in for the first time during the Covid19 pandemic to discuss all the various kinds of stupidity on display during this time of crisis.   

Wife Time - Ep. 04 - My Poly Story

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 74:33


Mariya and Crystal are back to discuss Thanksgiving, Papa John's pizza, and Mariya's adventures in the world of hoin'. 

Wife Time - Ep. 03 - L'hymen

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 81:21


Mariya and Crystal are joined by old friend of the show Glenna to discuss Glenna's move to Los Angeles, rapper T.I.'s obsession with his daughter's hymen, Mariya's adventures with manifesting, a dash of politics, and empowering women. An instant classic!     

Wife Time - Ep. 2 - Dick Time

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2019 118:42


Mariya and Crystal reaffirm the existence of this podcast and connect with fans. Questions are answered about past relationships and whom they would marry, eff, and kill. Dicks are reviewed. As expected, it is horrible. Enjoy! 

Wife Time Ep. 1 - Mariya and Crystal Are Back

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 96:08


Mariya and Crystal kick off the rebirth of The Mariya Alexander Show as Wife Time. They re-introduce themselves to the audience and discuss what listeners can expect from the revamped program - brand engagement, self-help, sex, witchcraft, and humor - in short, WIFE TIME.

Tyjuan Lewis - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2019 101:36


Mariya welcomes her new friend, comedian Tyjuan Lewis, on the show. Together they discuss books, human nature, cultural appropriation vs. cultural appreciation, comedy, and Tyjuan's upbringing in Missouri. A jolly good time.

Pass The Dressin' and Swipe Right - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2018 100:44


Mariya and Spencer are joined in the Los Feliz Studio to discuss Thanksgiving, the current state of the world, and most importantly to help Crystal make an online dating profile. 

Weird Dicks Are Everywhere - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 85:46


Mariya gets together with Crystal and her roommate Melisa to discuss the current state of the world and the joys of womanhood in it. Also dicks. 

Take Me Away Matthew - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 80:04


Mariya and Spencer welcome Crystal back on the show to discuss the oversaturated podcasting landscape, Mariya's new therapist, and knowing how to talk to people. Mariya and Crystal recap a special experience with an extraterrestrial contactee named Matthew. And more!

Family Time and Sarah Bugden - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2018 135:00


Mariya and Spencer welcome new friend, comedian Sarah Bugden, on the show to discuss Mariya's adventures with her family and Sarah's life before her recent decision to pursue comedy.

Jam Bone - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 100:30


Mariya and Spencer are joined again by Crystal to discuss their travels in France, the supposed reunion of North and South Korea, Kanye West's bromance with Trump, and much more. 

If You Want To Run In Texas - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2018 115:20


Mariya and Spencer welcome new friend Crystal on the show to discuss all the idiocy unfolding in the world: cultural appropriation, the continuing rise of white supremacy, Ted Cruz's new campaign song, and much more. 

Jumb Docks and Secret Sperm - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2018 59:03


Mariya and Spencer are joined by comedian Dax Jordan to discuss the Winter Olympics, Laura Ingraham's racist beef with Lebron James, Alex Jones' insane reaction to the Obama portrait, and Dax's experience with polyamory.

This Has Been A Test Of The Emergency Virtue Signal - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2018 103:41


Mariya and Spencer are joined once again by comedian Drew Landry to discuss the current state of the world, the difference between Aziz Ansari and James Franco, Jeremy Piven's embarrassing foray into standup comedy, and much more.

Going Home - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2017 127:07


Ryan is back! Alabama is about to elect a child molester. Mariya recalls her recent adventures back in DC. Special guest Karla talks about what it's like to live here while her family is stuck in Puerto Rico. Ryan is a vegan now. Debut of "Ten Years of Fire", a new song from Spencer's band The Wolf Spiders. AND MORE.

Too Many Dicks and Madeline Hill - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2017 64:14


Mariya and Spencer are joined by friend of the show former pro model Madeline Hill to discuss the recent deluge of dicks and men's general propensity for creepiness. Mariya does a dramatic reading.

Dan Walsh, Real American -The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 133:26


Mariya and Spencer are joined in the studio by comedian Dan Walsh to discuss the Mueller indictments, Donna Brazile's opportunistic brain fart, the Russian-sponsored insanity of the current political climate, and Dan's life as a former pro wrestler and US Marine. ​

What Happened In Niger and Guest Drew Landry - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2017 121:11


Mariya had an online interaction with Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Alex Jones' meltdown about drag queens. What happened in Niger. Mariya's weekly reminder about why Russia is bad. A conversation with comedian Drew Landry about growing up in a racist suburb of Chicago, getting into comedy as a teenager, and touring with Carlos Mencia. And more!

American Horror Story and Guest Lisa Holly - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2017 141:42


America's apocalyptic natural disasters and the president's even more apocalyptic response to them. New details about Russia's interference in American politics and a recap of why Russia is terrible. Harvey Weinstein's derangement. A conversation with comedian Lisa Holly. And much more!

Return Of The Mack - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2017 89:43


Mariya and Spencer are back after a 7 month post-election fatigue hiatus. Mariya explains what she's been up to and what inspired her to get back to recording and laughing again and gives a reminder that everyone is bad, regardless of political leanings. Remembering Sean Spicer and The Mooch. And more!

Trump Week 2 and Brandon Scott Keller - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2017 122:34


Mariya and Spencer welcome comedian Brandon Scott Keller on the show to discuss Trump's 2nd week in office, protest faux pas, and Brandon's life as a comedian and former Mormon missionary. And more!  

First Week of Trump and Sian Mason - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2017 111:23


Mariya and Spencer welcome comedian Sian Mason on the show to discuss Trump's first week in office, alternative facts, Russia, and the failed threesome that prompted Sian to start doing comedy. And much more! (Sponsored by HelloFresh.com, enter promo code MARIYAA for discount.) 

Inaugural Balls and Eden Dranger - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2017 91:28


Mariya and Spencer welcome special guest Eden Dranger on the show to discuss the inauguration of Donald Trump, Eden's life, and much more! Mariya is excited about new sponsor Hello Fresh (visit hellofresh.com and enter promo code MariyaA for a discount). 

New Year's Eve - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2017 60:19


Mariya and Spencer spend the last hours of 2016 with their friends Nick and Liz shooting the shit, drinking cider, and making sense of it all. Mariya feels guilty for having had an okay year despite it being generally thought of as terrible. Spencer recorded an album of music about being a dark mysterious bad boy. And more.   

Show Must Go On - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2016 72:13


Mariya and Spencer are back for the first recording since the election to try to make sense of everything. Ryan is gone. Mariya has a theory of why white people are so afraid of everyone. Ben Carson is back. And more!   

Federal Bureau of Idiocy - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2016 109:22


Melania Trump makes a brief appearance to defend herself. Mariya tells the story of Russian and FBI interference in the election. Ryan is moving to New York. Mariya reads an excerpt from her new book about Megyn Kelly. And more!   

Hey There Diabla - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2016 99:24


Donald Trump is getting so crazy, it's funny again. Mariya appreciates PC culture. Ryan has a moment of clarity. The gang plans for the nuclear apocalypse. A dramatic reading of a very special TV show pitch. And more! 

The Bloom - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2016 83:21


Mariya, Ryan and Spencer are back! Ryan almost fainted during the last show recording attempt. Mariya learned a sad lesson during a friend's visit. A look at the fascinating world of gay fetishes. Mariya warns against a Trump presidency by reminding everyone about the horrors of Russia. And more!

Bring In The Clowns - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2016 75:32


Mariya is overwhelmed by the sheer volume of news events since the last show recording. Clowns have been plaguing a community in South Carolina. Ryan appeared on TLC's new reality show "Love At First Kiss". And much more!

The Penis Chronicles - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2016 79:54


Mariya's support for and promotion of Ryan's penis is yielding results. Orlando Bloom's penis makes a splash. Donald Trump's war on babies. Mariya wants to do magic. And more!

Black Lives Matter - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2016 86:21


Mariya, Ryan, and Spencer are back after repeated tragedies rattle the nation. Ryan is addicted to Pokemon GO. Mariya and Spencer did some political activism. Mariya's experiences with kindness. And more!  

Jesse Williams Tho - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2016 98:06


Mariya, Spencer, and Ryan are back to discuss the burning issues of the day: momentous Supreme Court decisions, social activism vs. social media activism, Ryan's manly forearms, racism, Craigslist personal ads, and much, much more. 

Baby's First Hate Crime - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2016 100:37


Mariya, Spencer, and Ryan discuss the recent mass shooting in Orlando and unsolicited submissions Spencer receives from actors and writers.   

Family Fun and Bridget Phetasy - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2016 120:12


Special guest, Playboy columnist Bridget Phetasy joins Mariya, Spencer and Ryan in the Los Feliz Studio. Mariya is shell-shocked after visiting her family. Bridget discusses the nuances of being a sex and relationship columnist. And more! Featuring music from rapper Yung Numbaz. 

Bye Ted - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2016 109:03


Mariya is dying of the plague. The gang says good-bye to Ted Cruz. Mariya finds herself in yet another awkward situation.  

The Soup Man and Other Scary Stories - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2016 122:22


Prince is dead. Mariya tells a story of her fight for justice in the workplace. An update on Ryan's romantic life. Ted Cruz' creepy love of soup. Top 3 conservative politicians who are actively fucking people over. And more! 

Our Chariot Awaits - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2016 87:31


Mariya, Spencer and Ryan are back to catch up on everything. Mariya marks the birthday of a very influential person in her life. A Kristen Wiig sighting. A discussion of Chariot For Women. And much more. 

Pickled Abortions - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2016 108:55


Donald Trump's recent comments about punishing women for getting abortions and some personal experiences inspire Mariya to dedicate the entire episode to talking about what it's like to be a woman in an overwhelmingly man's world. Spencer and Ryan were not harmed during the recording.  

Go DJ - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2016 134:48


Mariya, Spencer and Ryan are back, shell-shocked from a recent failed recording session. Mariya bemoans the false sense of intimacy social media creates between people. Violence and racism at Trump rallies and Sarah Palin. Mariya's friend, DJ/Producer Jimmy Maheras joins the gang in the studio to weigh in on world events and talk about his music. And more!

Twatwaffle - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2016 122:36


Mariya and Spencer salute Ryan's brave stand against body shaming and also his penis. Mariya's magic is only effective on some people. The death of Antonin Scalia has brought out the crazies. A discussion of the Eat24/Yelp open letter to CEO controversy. And much more!

Ashy Wednesday - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2016 92:05


Mariya and Spencer welcome comedian Ryan Broems back on the show. Mariya attempts to make sense of Lent, Ash Wednesday, and PMS. Mariya is worried about Ryan's self-destructive tendencies and invites him to be a regular part of the show. Mariya is obsessed with the show Black Sails and pirates. And more! 

Fun With Madeline Hill - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2016 118:50


Mariya and Spencer welcome fashion model and writer Madeline Hill on the show to discuss the absurdity of life as a model, as well as the Flint, MI disaster and Ted Cruz' win in Iowa. Friend of the show comedian Ryan Broems joins in on the fun. 

The Palin Bump - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2016 77:10


Mariya, Spencer and friend of the show Ryan Broems sit down in the Los Feliz studio to discuss Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, the complexity of vaginas, and more!  

Power Balls - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2016 112:44


Mariya and Spencer are happy to welcome Kay back after her holiday travels, just in time to discuss Marco Rubio's evil sponsors, Ted Cruz' penchant for spanking children, Making a Murderer, Maine Governor Paul LePage's old timey racism, the continued occupation of Oregon, the Power Ball, and more.

Close Encounters Of The Idiot Kind - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2016 151:24


After a long holiday break, Mariya and Spencer are back, with friend of the show, comedian Ryan Broems sitting in. Someone who didn't like Mariya very much suddenly died and Mariya is having conflicting reactions to it. Ryan refuses to try to get healthy. Mariya's newfound thoughts on aliens and UFO's. Ryan shares a story about being a male cheerleader in high school. Mariya explains the hostile occupation by armed militia men in Oregon. Spencer presents the top 5 songs of 2015. A juicy, satisfying slab of a show in time for the holidays (on the old calendar). 

Why We Do This - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2015 103:15


Comedian Ryan Broems joins Mariya and Spencer again in the Los Feliz studio. Mariya makes fun of a racist California man who vandalizes the wrong house of worship which leads to another heartfelt plea for people in general to try to control their impulses and for Ryan specifically to abandon his love affair with Burger King. The topic of things that are bad for you naturally leads to a discussion about Donald Trump and his recently released health report. And much, much more.   

Extra Boots - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2015 143:14


Mariya, Spencer and Kay are reunited to discuss their respective Thanksgiving breaks and catch up on all the chaos in the news, including the terrorist attack in San Bernadino, Republican presidential candidates still behaving like total dicks, the best television show of the year, new slang words, and much more.

Ryan Broems - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2015 125:07


Mariya and Spencer welcome new friend comedian Ryan Broems to discuss growing up in a small town in Connecticut, male stripping, and being involved in a Twitter controversy, and much more. 

Ben Carson, The Egyptologist - The Mariya Alexander Show ­

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2015 88:48


Mariya recounts the horrors of Halloween. Religious kids are dicks. Ben Carson is a retarded miracle. And more!

Hello - The Mariya Alexander Show ­

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2015 85:15


A recap of the Benghazi hearings. Mariya writes her own new Adele song. Least and most attractive people in the country. And more!

Weird Penises and The First Democratic Debate - The Mariya Alexander Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2015 82:36


The gang is back for a brunch-time recording! Mariya finds new appreciation for her life by remembering all the weird penises she's had to deal with before. Hillary Clinton dominated the first Democratic debate, and more.

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