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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Coming in hot this week with bull jerking and repeat offending, Dave's herpes problem and advanced age, Leaving oil slicks in the pool, Hitler wrote Minecraft, Bonus episodes incoming!, That's just how the pizza rolls, Wasted on Kombucha, "Training for the games" tactics, The days of PrunedFinger.com, The Dick Show and Florida Man origins, Dave spends fiat currency on Chinese products, The origins of Ozzy Osbourne, Dylan gives us the spiciest little "Shiver Me Tinders" to date, The Transporter Tough Guys, The Crazy Cactus Beard Balm contest continues!, "Not For Human Context" makes a strong return, "Hey Looks at This!" featuring a gasping Alex Jones, a cringey news broadcast, Dyson vacuum sex, An Australian beer commercial, A screaming door hawk, and The Giant Anteater. Lastly, some rock-solid voicemails. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ The Browning https://www.thebrowningofficial.com/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week is special because not only is it episode 69 but it's also International Women's Day, so we celebrate this SHIT out of both occasions. It's Dylan's special day and he has become the new "Allan", Dave has to cheat on Wendy, Nascar and bowling are the epitome of health and athleticism, We invent a new drinking sport for children, Pounding face into crotch, Allan tells an epic story about Dale, weed, a strip club and Mexico. Exploring the idea of a "Bush Dive", Furries vs. Communists vs. Clowns, Scooping up an awkward boner, Our attorney ghosted us and another podcast is on the verge of death, We delve into Dave's 23 and Me results, Would you take a dick for half a million dollars?, A "Shiver Me Tinders" with urinal shitting, What even is a Western movie?, Is Anthem a really good game?, The Crazy Cactus Beard Balm Giveaway is still happening!, Allan Avenges "Ant Man", Matt makes a poll in our Facebook Group to see if our listeners have robust loads, "Hey Look at This!" featuring mouth full of b-b-bone, soccer bear cum, R. Kelly freaks out (with an on-the-fly Remix), An update on last week's Aussie shit talking, A crackhead in a storm drain, Hammered Orson Welles, A cringey traffic rap, a mishap in church, and a woman's head bounces off the ground. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" returns with a supercut of flex loads and a "taiyou con" rap. Finally, some robust voicemails. We close out the show this week with the track "Seventh Seal" by Filth. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan's out there "cutting promos" on allies and gets blocked, The Royal Rumble finally happened and we give a play-by-play of our time there, Dave gets an intervention, A full-on "Shiver Me Tinders", NFHC boycotted razors before it was cool, Dylan gives us a quick status report on The Next Generation, The "I'm Retarded?!" episode of Quantum Leap, Dave went to NAMM and changed lives, Finding alternatives to "TheBalm.com", Allan Avenges "Guardians of The Galaxy" and compares the movie characters to NFHC hosts, The Scro-Dome and other bar names, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring the back hole agenda, Jones Cheap Ass Legal, R. Kelly asking for passports, Another great Slipknot remix, and Breaded Chicken claims more victims. Lastly, but not leastly, some solid voicemails. We close out the show this week with the track "Neon City" by Biodrive. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Biodrive https://biodrive.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/biodrive
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! George is back to frack this week for a monumental Episode 50! There are no toilets on starships, so where does all that shit go? Allan almost gives an apology for last week, comically large mugs and the decimation of the keg, a hot week in the NFHC Facebook Group ends with multiple Zucc's, "Bavid Dernier", Cave exploring and molestation, "Mushrupials" take ahold of Dylan, George gives us a *spicy* "Shiver Me Tinders" while Dylan purposely strikes out, Surviving the upcoming Mercury in Gatorade, a co-worker almost dies in Las Vegas, NFHC On Twitch and Youtube streaming games! Futurama > Rick and Morty, Dylan reviews "Army of Darkness" to continue the spooky October theme, Our upcoming podcast drinking contest against "Roast Mortem", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Slayer never dancing again, Cotton-Eye Slipknot, Destroying a Target bathroom, Disturbed "Friends", remixing a free-style rap, lil' Trump rap, and Duke Nukem Ventrilo trolling. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" goes 2 rounds with a Jelly Belly review/surgery and a girl claiming to be white. A woman removes her belly button and gives it to her boyfriend, some exquisite voicemails, and theorizing how abortions are performed in the Enterprise. We close out this week's show with the track "Ice Man Confessions" by Emmure. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Emmure https://www.emmurecult.com/ https://twitter.com/EMMUREmusic https://www.facebook.com/emmure/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's out this week recovering from surgery, so our friend Maynard comes in to hang out. Team switching in wars, locking Dave out of the NFHC Livestream, Big balls equals big beards, Allan goes on a podcast mini-tour, Dylan's adventure in a mob-themed restaurant, An Apple Watch's bad attempt at saving a life, The Legend of The Rumble Belly, We ask Maynard "How Much of A 'Dave' Are You?"; Questions designed to see if he will answer the same way Dave would. We've lost the loser of The Garlic Challenge, Questionable skin grafts, Luncheons and Workshops, Using Facebook Birthday notifications to clean out your friends list, Dylan finally gives us a "Shiver Me Tinders", Matt is the NFHC Expert in Predator movie lore, Dylan reviews the old fucking movie "Fargo" and you might disagree with his take on it, "Hey, Look at This!" comes in hot this week with bad twerking smells, a mufuckin' Lunchables commercial, a paragliding accident, and Elmo on Flat Earth theory. The epic return of "Wittmann Breaking News", and lastly some fantastic voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Headline" by Paranova. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Paranova https://www.paranovamusic.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ParanovaOfficial/ Elmo debunks Flat Earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3WsVe4klo Russian Paragliding Accident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baf5Dyy0gw4
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! If you're new to the show, WELCOME! We celebrate this 40th episode milestone HARD, so buckle up. Allan and Dave are given the names "Slow Rogan" and "Hung Jamie" respectively. Dave has to give a sincere apology for his drunken behavior last week, even though it was mild in comparison to anything Allan has done in the past. We talk about how bad Maddox lost both in the past and during the week. We used his voting system for the Super Podcast Champion Edition Turbo competition, but someone used bots to 'enhance' the votes. Either Maddox locked the polls or the bots broke it. While this is going on, Dick Masterson took back the iTunes feed Maddox was using and added a special message to the newest episode of The Best Debate In The Universe. As for the competition, the results are in! We recorded this episode before anyone knew who won. Allan went on episode 116 of The Dick Show to discuss the results. Maybe we're on http://cunt.media now, check it out! How much more of a life are vegans going to have in comparison to use meat eaters? Dead animal is delicious. Matt tricks a vegan co-worker into eating a meat-filled burrito. Allan is pretty clueless when it comes to soy products, but Dave seems to be pretty OK with that worthless sustenance. There's tons of murder in video games, but hardly any sex. Even when there is a hint of banging it's super mild. Dave seems to remember a scene in 'GTA: Vice City' that featured a decent scene, but the jury is out on this still. Dylan's on his Meriod this week. The Blue Martini nightclub in Vegas is apparently the place to be on a Thursday night. He witnesses real-time #MeToo-ing that turns into making out. Finally, we get some "Shiver Me Tinders" that's a rollercoaster of a time. Allan and Dylan record a bonus episode and they talk a bunch of shit about Dave. He'll never hear what we said because he's subscribe to our Patreon. Almost all of us are now deep into Street Fighter V. Matt coaches Allan and Dylan while spectating. Hang out with us if you're on Playstation 4! Also, The Death of Superman, Matt's waifu and the anime series he endorses. "Hey, Look at This!" is action packed this week! Featuring a child demanding money, a VHS tape that teaches women how to defend themselves against rapists, biting the dick off terrorists,a guy explaining why women should seek men with long hair, and brake checking a girl dancing while she dances next to a slow moving car. For "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" we've got a Vegan tasting his out cum to see what it tastes like and The Social Justice Warrior Song. At last, Allan answers to The Garlic Challenge. Many episodes ago, Allan ate two raw garlic cloves on the show. Charlie, a listener of the show and FB Group member, ate twelve cloves on a Facebook Live and challenged Allan to eat more than him. Can he eat thirteen cloves without dying? Finally, some excellent voicemails. Boners! We close out this week's show with a track from Grey Joy called "If There's a Heaven, I'll Surely Be Burning" Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Grey Joy https://ohgreyjoy.bandcamp.com/ The CUNT Network http://cunt.media The Dick Show http://www.TheDickShow.com
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Buckle in for a dual birthday celebration show fueled by an accidental "Ice" beer purchase! Semi-guest non-host Dave is back and we hear about his warm, wet mouth hug bartering days, "Shiver Me Tinders" and/or "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to be a thing, The odds of living past 75, Googling weird dicks, an Uber driver loses it, Mudvayne is terrible, Dylan attempts to make Star Wars Great Again with a review of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens", "What Makes Dave Mad This Week (Now With 25% More Urine!)" and a drunken proposition, a special edition of "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong", some "Wittmann Breaking News", and lastly a couple of spicy voicemails. We end this week's show with a track from Hado called "Dust". Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Dylan's movie homework this week: "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Hado https://hadoofficial.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/hadoband/ Woman Sends 65,000 Texts After First Date https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/11/woman-accused-stalking-sending-65-000-texts-man-she-met-online/601217002/ Restoring Eyesight With Urine Therapy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMp-PgG9iWk Queer Kid Stuff - "Privilege" Sing Along https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pch-J6kwK2c Angry Uber Driver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2JyYfNSbqA
Deep Pod Cuts - Season 1 - Episode 8 (“Shiver Me Tinders") This week's episode of Deep Pod Cuts we delve into the depths of Honolulu, Florida's surprisingly large fire building community with 'Shiver Me Tinders". We share feelings, talk about fire, and might even solve an arson or two!