Podcasts about talking cock

If witty World War II songs are to be believed (and why wouldn't they be) then Adolf Hitler, one of the twentieth century's most evil people, spent his entire life wandering around with only one testicle. Indeed, Heinrich Himmler suffered the same fate, Hermann Göring had the full set, but shrunken. And, as the song goes, “Poor old Goebbels had no balls at all!” But were these high-ranking Nazis really lacking in the testicle department, or were British troops just making up a cock and bull story? This week James and Jol are joined by Richard Herring, a man perfectly placed to answer this question. Richard was diagnosed with testicular cancer back in 2021, and has been pondering everything ball-related since. He's even toured shows called ‘Talking Cock' and ‘Hitler Moustache', so this episode feels like the logical conclusion of Richard's journey. Expect a lot of ball chat, some heart-warming group singing, and a veer off into the Richard's part in the creation of comedy character Alan Partridge. Richard's new book ‘Can I Have My Ball Back: A Memoir of Masculinity, Mortality and My Right Testicle' is published on October 20th. Once a week with us not enough? Join us in the Tier 4 Platinum circle. Subscribers to Tier 4 Platinum circle will get an extra episode every week, where we'll be discussing new developments in the world of conspiracies, extended tangents and subscribers get the exclusive opportunity to get in touch and tell us what we've got wrong. Plus, subscribers get all episodes of the show completely ad-free. Visit the New Conspiracist show page on Apple Podcasts and hit ‘try free' at the top of the page to start your free trial. A Somethin' Else & Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this episode of Subjectively Objective, we discuss how a chance encounter with a big, talking talk can help you fine tune your role(s) in life. Don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe. ---- @MacHawbaker (www.MacHawbaker.com) ---- Music provided by Nova Rockafeller (www.novarockafeller.com) ---- Subjectively Objective is produced by Filmception Media Group, @FilmceptionMG (www.Filmception.com)

TSORH #3 - Hollowed Out Cucumber. Rich looks back at the performance of Talking Cock last weekend and forward to The Twelves Tasks of Hercules Terrace and Someone Likes Yoghurt this weekend. You get a free clip of the Talking Cock show, plus pre and post show interviews and some context of where Richard was in his life and career as he started putting together his next shows. They are lots of fun to see live, buy your tickets here: https://leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/873527351. Or you can get audio downloads of the first 10 (as they become available) at www.gofasterstripe.com/12shows. Or just enjoy these behind the scenes podcasts for free.

TSORH #1: Talking Christ. Richard previews the first two shows in his upcoming run of Twelve Shows, Christ on a Bike and Talking Cock, with memories of Edinburghs past and touring the shows, plus some extra bits that didn't make it into the completed scripts. Find out about John the Baptist's terrible memory and what happens when you have sex with a goat. Worth listening to the end to hear his amazing improvised theme tune (it's as good as his one for Two Tribes). Buy 12 shows tickets here - https://leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/873527351. For details of the Happy Now tour go here - http://www.richardherring.com/happy_now/tour. To buy a badge to fund more podcasts go here http://www.gofasterstripe.com/badges

RHEFP 2013 #8: Janey Godley, Ashley Storrie and Doug Segal - Hologram Colin. After over a week of the Fringe, Rich is perhaps a little weary, but glad to see some regulars in the front row and to have actual copies of his new DVD, Talking Cock (www.gofasterstripe.com). His guests are mother and daughter stand-ups and podcasters, Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie whose family are responsible for both almost destroying the UK economy and multiplying UFO sightings, amongst many other things. Hear about Jerry Sadowitz's first gig, living with Aspergers and a discussion on why men feel the need to get their cocks out. Two funny, opinionated and loquacious women, which suits Rich who enjoys the rest. Mind magic from Doug Segal.

Episode 11 - Lovely Lovely Cress - in possibly (but possibly not) the last epenisode of this rodmast, Richard tells the story of an indecent proposal made to him in a gig in Bristol, reveals a controversial 'cure' for lesbianism, details what women would do if they had a penis for 24 hours (it'd make a great episode of 24, that's for sure) and gives some other slightly grotesque stories from men on the questionnaire and provides you with a few cock facts. Just a handful of gigs to go now, including a late addition in London at the Regent's Park Open Air Theatre - buy tickets here - www.openairtheatre.com. The book Talking Cock is available from www.gofasterstripe.com and the DVD of the show will be released by the same website in July. Thanks for listening. That's probably enough cock to be getting on with.

The Talking Cock stand-up tour is nearly over, but the podcast series continues.

Epenisode 8 - 0898 chat line - The Talking Cock tour is over halfway through now so only a few more rod-masts to cum. And this week Richard turns his Herring's Eye to choking the Chihuahua, flogging the log, draining the sluices, priming the glue-gun, learning to love yourself, decorating the bedroom ceiling, taking the horn by the bull (that one doesn't even make sense), or as it's commonly known Mass debating. There's time for the history of masturbatory opposition (including religious, scientific and breakfast cereal manufacturers), claimed side-effects and why straining your salami might be the ultimate celebration of personal freedom. There's a poem and a story about having sex with a dragon fruit (pictured) and Rich starts to wonder exactly which direction his career is going.

Episode 7 - I Am An Anatomist. An Antipodean Anatomist! - It's a bit of a free-for-all cock catch up on our bulging mail sac today, with some general penis stories (some more slightly gruesome medical and injury ones -sorry, it's mainly what I've been sent) and Rich trying to explain why the willy brush he bought 'for material for the live show' does not appear in the live show. Why did he buy it? What happened when he did? There's a poem from an ex-Tellytubby which you really wouldn't expect (satisfyingly for this winkie based piece of art, he was Tinky-Winky) and we find out whether women see the penis as a friend or an enemy. And why. The cats try to heckle at one point as well. But this is Talking Cock, guys, not Talking Pussies.

The Penis Fly Trap - This week's rodmast might not be suitable for those with a weak stomach or people driving or using heavy machinery - it's a subject that has made two grown men faint during the Talking Cock tour - penile injury. The penis has many enemies including wasps, rubber bands and Cillit Bang, but can also be scratched, bruised or burst by those who love us, as well as detached by those who hate us. Why is the terrible fate of John Wayne Bobbitt seen as humorous? And find out what you should do if you ever become separated from your own penis. Warning this podcast also includes some audio penis touching. (illustration by Alex Collier).

Wee Wee, Poo Poo, Bottom - It's back to childhood and time to remember the confusion and pride that we got from our little fellas, plus the psychological damage risked by embarrassed parents. We find out how fathers feel about their baby-makers once they've made a baby and Rich admits to the most stupid willy-inspired things he did as a youngster including peep-hole folly and window-flashery. Plus circumcision confusion and plastic tips. See if Talking Cock is coming to your town here - http://www.richardherring.com/talkingcock2/tour.php

2012 #22: Tokyo Honeymoon - Simon Evans and Lloyd Langford. Richard is showing off because Nicholas Parsons came to see his Talking Cock, but the audience seem unimpressed by his celebrity connections or his attempts to foment an Anglo-Scottish war. Simon Evans is the guest for the first three quarters, but then he has to go to be Prime Minister (in a play alas) and so stand-up spot Lloyd Langford gets a mini-interview too. There's as dire warning from history about how politeness can save your city, theories about the afterlife, faux poshness and what it's like writing gags for other people. Lloyd Langford discusses his show about buying bread, whilst Richard gives him another dire warning from history about winning the Daily Telegraph Worst Comedy Experience of 2005. There's probably some other stuff in it too. Listen to it to find out. You've only got three more chances.

2012 #1: The Return of the King - Sarah Kendall and Iszi Lawrence. Edinburgh has only been going a day and Richard Herring is already exhausted, tired enough to attempt to instigate a rebellion against the Fringe Jesus, Stewart Lee. But is he serious? No one seems entirely sure, least of all Herring. But he's back with tales of Badmington cheating and lift etiquette and his greatest comedy moment, Harold Pucksa: The Man Who Can Only Live in a Vacuum. His guest is ex-Fringe flatmate and Comedy Award nominee Sarah Kendall who has tales of what happens when you Dirty Dance in a kitchen and her husband's athletic antics whilst she gave birth. Richard reveals what he did to an Amy Pond costume at the Dr Who exhibition in Cardiff and keeps us up-to-date with all the latest news on the 1988 series of Going for Gold. A Scottish man in the front row drinks half a bottle of wine in the hour, whilst under the influence of opiates from an operation. Richard receives his first Talking Cock review during the show too. Surely this can only end in crying. With stand-up from Iszi Lawrence.