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Send us a textThis week, Amanda and Lauren take you on the wild ride of the infamous incident between Lorena Gallo (formerly Bobbitt) and John Wayne Bobbitt. Sources:Refinery 29: “This Timeline Shows How Lorena Bobbitt Became a National Obsession” by Rachel PaigeThe Independent: “Lorena Bobbitt, who cut off her husband's penis, shares new revelations in documentary” by Meredith ClarkThe Guardian: “‘I call us the Sisterhood of Ill Repute': Amanda Knox on bonding with Monica Lewinsky and Lorena Bobbitt” by Amanda Knox (excerpt from her memoir)ABC News: “John Bobbitt speaks out 25 years after wife infamously cut off his penis: ‘I want people to understand… the whole story'” by Lauren Effron and Sean DooleyHistory.com: “This Day in History: Lorena Bobbitt maims her husband with a kitchen knife” The New Yorker: “The Lorena Bobbitt Story Offers New Lessons on Male Vulnerability” by Rebecca MeadFox9: “John Wayne Bobbitt, whose wife sliced off his manhood, loses toes due to toxic water at Camp Lejeune” by Michael RuizNational Domestic Violence Hotline blog: “What Most People Missed When They Watched ‘Lorena'” by Leigh GoodmarkWikipedia

Send us a textIt's Valentine's Day, coven! And nothing says true love like a woman saving herself from her abuser. The story of Lorena Bobbitt is a muddled one, evoking images of an angry, jealous woman who exacted her revenge by cutting off her husband's penis. The true story, however, is much more sinister. John Wayne Bobbitt, while quite simple-minded, was anything but innocent. In the words of Cell Block Tango, "He had it coming," just not in the way he hoped. Tonight, we'll explore John and Lorena's short and rocky marriage, dig into John's extensive history of abuse, and discover what Lorena did with that penis after she cut it off. We'll talk about each of their subsequent trials and learn where they are today in the aftermath of a case that rocked the nation. Happy Haunting! Get in touch! Follow us on instagram at @easybakecovenpodcastVisit our website at www.easybakecovenpodcast.comGot a spooky story? Send us an email! theeasybakepod@gmail.comThanks for listening, and don't forget to keep it spooky!

Vicar's wife, Jenna, decides to give up sex for Lent!A series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. The Jenna series started with ‘Jenna Goes To Church', followed shortly after with ‘Jenna, the Vicar's Wife'. It resumed recently with Jenna's New Year'; and now it continues with a Lentil 2-part story. Other episodes will follow.It was the last Sunday of Shrovetide, known as Quinquagesima. At St. Michael's Church, Reverend Morris had amassed a pile of old palm crosses, intending to burn them on Ash Wednesday."Shouldn't be long before the first members of the faithful arrive," he said to his wife Jenna, who was adjusting the flowers at the side of the pulpit."Oh before I forget, I've got something for you to burn on Ash Wednesday," she smiled, handing him a pair of her panties."This is an unusual-looking palm cross!" He replied. "I think I'd better burn this separately from the others! Is there some reason why you want your undies reduced to ash?""Well Simon, I've been thinking. And I've finally decided what I'm going to give up for Lent.""You're giving up wearing underwear?""Ha-ha. Tempting, but no. I'm giving up sex."Reverend Morris almost dropped the box full of crosses. "What? Sex? No, you can't be serious!"Jenna nodded. "I'm 100% serious, my love. Lent is supposed to be hard, and you're always going on about how part of being a good Christian is making sacrifices and so on. It's traditionally a time of fasting and abstaining from something to repent and focus our hearts and minds on the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.""Yes, but within reason, Jen! I don't expect you to suffer hardship as bad as that!""I can do it, Simon. I'm committed to seeing it through. It's only forty days.""B-but, that's six weeks!" the vicar whined, looking as if his entire world was about to end. "I, I'm not sure I can, er, go without for so long!""Now Simon, you're a man of God. You're stronger than most. I know you can do this. And just think how wonderful it will be when Easter comes, everything in calf, bursting out in spring glory, sap rising, mating seasons beginning, shoots thrusting upwards, days getting longer, ""Vicars dying of horniness, " Reverend Morris sighed."Exactly. And it won't just be you going without. The other chaps of this church will have to go without as well!""Oh my goodness, Jenna. There's going to be a lot of frustration building up in this church! When you say no sex, does that mean, ""No physical contact whatsoever, my dearest! No blowjobs, no kissing, no cock in cunt, nada! Just like social distancing."Reverend Morris' lip was trembling. "Not even a kiss?""Nope. I'll be sleeping in the spare bedroom until Easter. I can blow you a kiss. And whilst we can't do anything involving physical contact, there are other naughty ways we can get through Lent.""Like what?""Use your imagination, Simon!"He thought for a moment. "So I'll have to make do with dating Rosie Palms until Easter?""If it helps you cope, yes!"The reverend took a deep breath. "You're absolutely right, Jenna. I can get through this. I admire you so much for deciding to have a sex ban. In fact, I think I love you even more, and I didn't think that possible!""Aww. Ditto." She kissed him. "We'll make the most of Shrove Tuesday," she added, with a wink. "I'm going to do some creative things with pancakes."He slipped his arms around her. "Remember that morning after the Candlemas service, when we got soaking wet in the rain and we just ravished each other once we got back to the vicarage?""Hee hee, yes. Or that time last month during that short holiday in Lincolnshire when we stayed in that weird hotel, and the ghost gatecrashed our passion?""Bit early in the morning for that, isn't it? Then again, I'm not complaining!" A voice shouted, and they both looked round. Gordon the organist had just arrived.Moments later, Josh the curate appeared."Morning guys!" Jenna smiled. She turned back to her husband. "You'd better get your robes on. Looks like some of the congregation are here already. I'll go and hand out some hymn books."He nodded and headed off to the vestry. "Forty days," he sighed. "God, .I will really need your help through this difficult time!"And just how were some of the other male members of St. Michael's Church going to cope for forty days without any 'spiritual guidance' from the vicar's wife?Shrove Tuesday (the eve of Lent)On Shrove Tuesday, Jenna spent all afternoon mixing pancake batter. It would've been quicker to buy some ready-made pancakes from Tesco, but where was the fun in that? She looked at the kitchen wall clock."Come on Simon, you're late. How long does a meeting with the Bishop take?"Her husband had been out all day. At last, she heard his car pull up on the drive."Good. Now the fun begins."The front door opened and Reverend Morris came rushing in. "Sorry I've been so long. Bishop George kept prattling on for ages and then coming back home there's been a road accident so I had to take the long way home, oh I see you've been busy!" He noticed his wife was completely naked except for an apron."Welcome home," she smirked. "It's time to flip some pancakes. Is my randy reverend able to provide some batter?"He licked his lips. "What sort of batter would you be requiring?""Hmm, let's see. That special 'anointing oil' you used during my 21st birthday?" She whirled a frying pan in her hand and flipped a pancake. "Here's one I prepared earlier."His hands found her shoulders, and turned her to face him. His hands moved up to cup her face and Jenna felt his lips close around hers in a tender kiss. She returned it with rising passion, slipping her tongue into his mouth. As their tongues danced, Jenna quickly unfastened her apron, letting it slide down over her smooth skin to the kitchen floor.She could hear Reverend Morris unfastening his own garments, and when he embraced her tightly, she felt his bare skin press against hers with delicious warmth. Her husband's mouth left her lips, trailing down her neck to her chest. He took a nipple in his mouth and teased the erect tip. It was perhaps the upcoming sex ban enhancing his senses, but Jenna's breasts had never felt so full, and had never tasted so sweet. His hands roamed down over her arse, savoring her curves.Reverend Morris moved back up her body, his lips playing over her breasts, then back up her neck. Jenna's hands slid down his chest and at last reached their goal. She gripped his throbbing member, took a few steps backward, pulling gently but firmly, and he promptly followed her. She felt the edge of the kitchen countertop meet her lower back, and she swiftly heaved herself on to the cool granite surface and lay back, spreading her legs.Reverend Morris had a sudden urge to taste his wife; his tongue met with her soft skin just above her clit, then down into her folds, tasting, discovering and exploring all that she had to offer. He began to suck and lick her clit. How he loved to worship at this altar.Jenna reached for the bowl of pancake batter. A wooden spoon was sticking out of the bowl. Without hesitation, she began spooning the batter down her breasts."It tastes alright," she murmured, placing a blob of batter on her husband's nose. "But it needs an extra ingredient, ""Umm, I think I can help you there.""Fuck me religiously, darling." Jenna said hoarsely.A pair of strong, silky legs wrapped around the vicar's arse. He lowered himself onto her and felt those glorious batter-coated breasts rub against his chest as he began thrusting into her. He tried to set a steady, leisurely pace to begin, but the legs around him urged him on faster and harder. Reverend Morris responded with enthusiasm, and within moments he was pounding into his wife with all his strength, mindful that after tonight he wouldn't be able to do this for six weeks."Yes, yes, oh my God yes, I've never felt anything like it!" Jenna moaned."Bloody hell, I'm coming, oh Jenna!" Reverend Morris yelled as his stream of hot cum filled up her cunt and flowed back out onto the kitchen countertop.Jenna lay back on the countertop, eyes closed. It was several minutes before her breathing had calmed enough for her to speak."Did I provide enough batter?" Reverend Morris asked."Your holy offering was more than generous!""Forty days without from this moment on. You've still time to change your mind.""I'm sticking to it, Simon. We'll get through Lent. We'll have to think up some creative contactless ways to get our rocks off."The smell of burning interrupted them. They both glanced at the stove. To Jenna's dismay, the pancake she'd been cooking had been virtually cremated in the frying pan."Oh dear," she said, gazing at the remains of the pancake, which now resembled a lump of coal."Now that's what I call a perfect burnt offering for Ash Wednesday!" Reverend Morris replied.The Organist is Entertained.Gordon Leesmith always looked forward to Thursday evening arriving. This was when he had organ practice at church, and for the past few months he'd been teaching Jenna to play the organ. These lessons were really just an excuse for a passionate romp with the stunning vicar's wife, who was always more than willing to get her hands on the organ in his trousers, rather than the church one.Gordon hummed to himself as he brewed himself a cup of tea. He checked the time. It was only just after midday. Six hours to go. He was impatient and horny, but in a very happy mood. He'd just returned from seeing his Primary Care physician. That in itself something of a miracle in modern Britain; and received good news. His benign prostate enlargement wasn't as bad as he'd feared. Despite being a bit overweight, the doctor had given him a clean bill of health. His blood pressure was low, and so was his cholesterol.Today was his birthday. He was fifty six. A year ago, Gordon had been a miserable, short-tempered man who didn't endear himself to anyone else in the church. Long-divorced, impotent and frustrated with being alone for so long, his life had turned upside down when a young woman by the name of Jenna Fox had started attending St. Michael's Church. A few months later, she'd turned her attentions to flirting with him. Never in a million years did Gordon think he'd end up getting his cock sucked by a stunning redhead whilst he sat on the organ stool.As Gordon sipped his tea, his phone vibrated."Oh, an email from Jenna," he smiled, checking the message.Happy Birthday Gordon! About tonight. I'm afraid I can't make tonight's organ practice. I won't be able to until Easter arrives. Thing is, I've chosen to give up sex for Lent. I know you won't to hear this and it's going to be so hard for me to stick to this, but you've got to test yourself and set a challenge, right? It's what being a Christian is all about. I truly hope you'll understand. But - that doesn't mean we can't still have some fun! Make sure you visit the church - I've left a birthday present for you on the organ stool, trust me, it'll see you through this hard time. And when Easter comes, Jesus won't be the only person that rises, wink wink. It'll be worth the wait, keep your organ pipe warm for me.Love Jenna. xxx"She's abstaining from sex?" Gordon almost dropped his cup of tea. "Wait, what? Oh no! This is a nightmare! I won't be able to have a fuck for six weeks? Bloody hell! I'll go round the bend, I can't even call on Yulia's mate Martika anymore. Damn it, why did she have to bugger off back to Ukraine?"He wasn't sure whether to scream or burst into tears, but after he overcame the initial shock, he took a deep breath and composed himself."Well if she's gone on strike that means the vicar, the churchwarden, the curate and the bishop won't be getting any cunt either. Ha! Misery loves company, as the old saying goes. Gordon suddenly felt much better, knowing he wasn't the only one being denied the pleasure. Still, six weeks, God, this was going to be a struggle."Hmm, oh well. I've endured worse. I once had to endure that ‘Brotherhood of Man' tribute act in Skegness. I wonder what Jenna's got me for my birthday?"He picked up his car keys. There was only one way to find out.When Gordon arrived at the church, he discovered that the door was unlocked. Usually he had the place to himself, and he was thankful for that, given the sort of "organ practice" he liked to engage in with Jenna. Cautiously, he entered the church. The sound of a vacuum cleaner could be heard. Mrs. Wilcox, one of the many "old church biddies" as Gordon secretly called them, was busy cleaning up the aisle. Noticing the organist approaching, the slightly-built pensioner switched off the vacuum."Ah, hello Gordon! Are you here to tickle the ivories? I'm just finishing off here and then I'll be out of your way." It wasn't at all fair to describe Gladys as an ‘old biddy'. She kept herself fit and classy, and besides the rotation of sanctuary cleaning which she took part, she also headed up an outreach to single mothers in the community."Hello Gladys. No need to stop on my account. I usually come here in the evening, but, er, change of plans. You know, you really should lock yourself in when you're here by yourself. You know what it's like these days. Quite a few crackheads and drunks hang around the churchyard, some can be intimidating."The old woman rolled her eyes. "Oh they don't concern me, dearie. I carry a small can of mace in my apron pocket. My grandson Dwaine bought it for me online. He'll be arriving soon to give me a lift home."Gordon raised an eyebrow. "Blimey. There's more to you than meets the eye. Is that stuff even legal?""Maybe not, but you won't rat on an oldie, will you?" She looked back over her shoulder at him, then winked.Gordon laughed. "My lips are sealed, Gladys."Gordon's Lentil Gift From JennaHe hurried to the organ. "Crafty old gal," he said to himself. On the stool was a red gift bag. "Ah, this must be Jenna's little present for me," he said sitting down on the stool and opening the bag. A large red envelope and something wrapped in pink tissue paper were inside. He opened the envelope, and pulled out a birthday card. Inside, Jenna had written a little rhyme.Organists are sexyNone more than youOpen your presentIt'll help you get through!Xxxx"Ha-ha," Gordon chuckled. "Well whatever is this present?" He began tearing off the tissue paper. "What's this? A torch?" He held up the plastic object, then removed the cap on the end. "Bloody hell. She's bought me one of those fleshlight sex toys!" He peered closely at the silicone vagina. "Nice cunt lips, even if they are artificial, oh wait, there's a piece of paper stuffed inside." He pulled out the note.Hello Gordon. I had this specially made for you. Now you can still put your organ pipe inside me all through Lent! P S - don't forget to use the lube!"Wow, she had a cast of her own cunt made just for me! What a great birthday present! Last year all I got was a pair of slippers from my cousin." He noticed the small bottle of clear lube in the bottom of the gift bag, but didn't pay much attention to it, being too distracted by the sex toy. His erection was straining painfully against his underpants and trousers. Despite Mrs. Wilcox still busily vacuuming the pew cushions, Gordon unzipped and pulled out his cock. He peered over the top of the organ. The old girl had her back to him and besides, you had to walk round to the side of the organ to see anything. He was safely concealed behind the instrument. She wouldn't notice him having a quick wank,"Never used a sex toy before," he muttered to himself, sticking a finger into the fleshlight. "First time for everything though. It feels really tight, let's give it a go." He attempted to slide his cock inside."God, this is really tight, oof!" He managed to slide his cock halfway in, but instantly regretted it."Bit too tight, ouch!" He tried to pull out, but his cock was fully stuck inside the toy.The realization hit him. "Shit. I should've used the lube."Gordon bit his lip, as he tried to ease the thing off this manhood, but to no avail."Oh no."Gladys the paramedicMrs. Wilcox switched off the vacuum cleaner and glanced round. She could just see the top of Gordon's head. The organ was completely silent."Is he playing with the volume turned down?" She wondered.Gordon was starting to panic. If he didn't get this toy off soon, things could become embarrassing. He didn't want to have to drive up to an emergency medical center to get it removed."Come off, damn you, come off!" He grunted."Having problems, dearie?" Mrs. Wilcox said, appearing at the side of the organ. "Oh my!"Gordon looked mortified. "Um, hello Gladys," he mumbled. "I've got a bit of a problem.""I can see that, you silly boy. What on earth have you been doing? I trust that's not an outsized organ stop?"The organist blushed crimson. "Er, no. It's not. It's a, look, it's got stuck. I can't get it off my, thing.""Let's have a look." Before he could protest, she grabbed the fleshlight and pulled on it."Oww!" Gordon yelled. "Don't yank it like that, Gladys! I don't want to end up like John Wayne Bobbitt!""Needs some lubricant or something. That should help. When I was a child, I got my father's chamber pot stuck on my head. Mother used lard to get it off.""There's a bottle of lube in that bag," Gordon winced, as his cock started to hurt.Mrs. Wilcox wasted no time, and squirted a generous amount of the clear gel on her hands, before smearing some round the base of Gordon's cock. He gave an awkward cough as her gnarled old fingers probed around his privates. He'd never be able to look this eighty-something woman in the eye again during a church service. Going to A & E would be more embarrassing, he kept telling himself. Then again, perhaps not!"Alright, let's try easing if off. Nice and slow." Mrs. Wilcox gripped the base of his cock, and with her left hand began to gently pull the fleshlight. It began to slide off. "That's it! It's coming off now! Gently does it!""Almost," Gordon said, gritting his teeth.She continued to pull and finally, the toy slid off, with a popping sound."There we are! Pop goes the weasel!" Mrs. Wilcox smiled. She handed him the offending toy."Thanks so much," Gordon gasped, relieved that his cock hadn't come to any serious harm."What a big, thick willy you've got!" Mrs. Wilcox replied. "No wonder that thing got stuck!""Er, thanks," Gordon mumbled, feeling more embarrassed than ever."No need to be shy, dearie. A man who is blessed like you shouldn't hide his light under a bushel, no! It's so much bigger than my late husband's was. Dear old Bert, he used to love it when I played with his willy. Of course that was over twenty years ago. I wish I could give yours a proper sucking, but I'd have to remove my dentures, and I've used the Poligrip, "The mention of dentures being removed was almost sufficient to make Gordon lose his erection. He was about to say something, but she continued."On the other hand, an opportunity like this doesn't come my way very often! You don't mind letting an old lady have a little bit of fun before she ends up down the cemetery or in a nursing home do you, Gordon? I'm eighty-six. My mouth is pretty much all that works these days, so that will have to do. Think of it as my reward for rescuing your phallic treasure." She dragged over a nearby kneeling bench, knelt, and motioned for Gordon to step to offer her some ‘communion'.He hadn't the heart to say no. "Um, you go ahead, Gladys." Gordon closed his eyes as she removed her false teeth. He hadn't planned on getting a gum-job from a granny. He presented His cock on the padded velvet counter of her communion kneeler. She gasped in marvel at the glorious treat laying near her covered breasts. Then took his shaft slowly in one hand, and cupped his balls with her other hand. Her eye's sparkled as she beheld the phallus. And then her mouth engulfed his cock.Grasping the base of the shaft, Mrs. Wilcox took the organist's throbbing cock in her mouth and started to move her head back and forth, taking it deeper and deeper."Oh," Gordon sighed. He leaned back, gripping the sides of the organ stool and enjoyed the wonderful sensations as she sucked his manhood. She was good, no, she was very good! This was better than he ever could've imagined. The white-haired pensioner's head continued bobbing up and down on Gordon's cock, tasting some of the pre-cum."Oh yes!" He gasped. God, it felt so good!She withdrew and licked the tip of his cock, swirling around the purple head, as her fingers softly stroked the shaft. Her old skills began to come back to her. Her head and lips moved in an erotic performance. Her tongue provided a private performance that only his cock would ever experience. And the sultry ora she exuded was masterful. This woman was a sex god that only her husband ever worshipped. And now, Gordon was added to that exclusive clan of devotees."Gladys, I'm going to come," Gordon panted. "Uh!""Then fire away, dearie! I'd love a taste!" She felt him tense and then he climaxed. With that, he filled her mouth with streams of his thick, sticky cum as it spurted to the back of her throat. Mrs. Wilcox slurped and swallowed it all. Then she pressed her nose hard against his pelvice, and his thick meat pressed her larynx.As his final spurts tapered off, she very slowly pulled her head back, until his cock flopped down on the velvet padding where Gladys' grandchildren receieved their first holy Eucarist. "Umm, tastes just as good as I remember! There we go, Gordon. I'm sure you feel better now that you've emptied your plums!" She patted his cock, before lovingly tucking it back into his briefs and trousers and zipping him up. "You know something, a fine young man like you could easily pull a lady. Why, I bet there's loads of ladies who'd jump at the chance to get their hands on you! You're such a talented organist too, and you've been divorced a long time. Oh, If I were thirty years younger."Young? She thinks I'm young? I suppose to an octogenarian, fifty-six is young."Oh, I don't want to get married again," Gordon replied, wiping his brow. "I'd prefer something, casual." He cleared his throat. "Thanks for, helping me Gladys!""Well we're all good Christians here, yes? We should help each other!" Gladys looked at where she was kneeling. “Did you know, Gordon; The Greek word for communion is ‘koinonia'. It's also the Greek word for ‘intercourse'? I'll always cherish this special treat you've shared with me.”The door of the church opened and a hulking, six-foot young man came strolling in. He was covered in tattoos and obviously a regular visitor to the gym, as his massive upper arms and shoulders proved. The man looked like he could break necks merely by flicking his finger."Gran, are you here?"Gordon froze in horror as he peered over the top of the organ. "Who the hell's that?" The man resembled Lewis Hamilton bulked up on steroids."Oh that'll be Dwaine, my grandson," Mrs. Wilcox replied. "Be with you in a minute, sweetie!" She called out. "I've just been helping Gordon to polish his organ!"A Sermon That's More Stimulating Than Usual.Reverend Morris was struggling to write his sermon. It was only the second week of Lent, but he was finding this one harder than he ever imagined. The sex ban that his wife had imposed was starting to bite. Jenna seemed to be coping much better than him, and he felt ashamed at his weakness."Help me to be strong, Lord!"Suddenly, his phone beeped. A message from Jenna.Hello Simon. It's lunch break here at work. I figured you're still home alone and maybe feeling a bit, stressed? Why not look up Write-Erotica for some inspiration?She added a winking emoji"Write-Erotica? What's that?" the vicar wondered. He eagerly opened the laptop's browser. "A site for writers of erotic fiction? Hmm. I've never heard of this before. I'm always years behind everyone else, when it comes to things. Okay, let's have a browse. I wonder if there are any naughty fictions about clergy on here?"Reverend Morris soon discovered that the tags for "priest" "vicar" and "church sex" brought up a massive number of results. He was spoilt for choice and clicked on several stories. Some were much-better written than others."Jessica and Father Andrew broke the kiss, a trail of saliva still connecting their lips together. Their mouths were still so close to each other. Jessica let out a small breath as the priest grabbed her tight little ass. "You can go inside, if you want," she told him, then she pressed her lips on his mouth again and soon enough Father Andrew's tongue was in her mouth now, not that she minded at all. They had to be very quiet because they were in the confessional booth,"Reverend Morris read out loud."But the church was empty, so why did they need to be quiet? Eh, I'm just nit picking. This is a pretty hot story!" Feeling himself getting hard, Reverend Morris unzipped his trousers and slipped a hand inside, pulling out his cock. As he continued to read, he started jacking his cock slowly.Jessica unzipped the priest's pants, ‘oh yes,' he said. He began to moan and groan as he continued pleasuring himself.Her sweet, heavenly lips worshipped his holy shaft in ways he never imagined,It felt so wonderful jerking his throbbing cock whilst reading this erotic fic. Reverend Morris began to move his hips around and his legs straightened out under the desk. Soon he laid his head back and stretched his body further. Next thing he know, he let out a rather loud, "Oh, yes, yes that's it!" and started to cum.His milky fluid spurted out and all over his laptop keyboard."Ah,"Write-Erotica had done its work and provided Reverend Morris with some much-needed relief, as well as inspiration."I still don't know what to write about for my sermon, but I'd love to have a go at writing an erotic story just for Jenna," he smiled, getting some wet wipes and cleaning up his keyboard. "I've never tried writing erotica before, but first time for everything! Maybe we could write a chain story or something, and get it finished just before Easter? That could be fun!"Excited by this new idea, the vicar opened a new Word document and began typing away."I'll just write a few paragraphs of smut and then I must finish my sermon!" At the Sunday Eucharist,Reverend Morris was joined by another vicar, who was standing in for Josh the curate, who was attending a conference in Birmingham, as part of his ongoing religious training."A very warm welcome to everyone this morning," Reverend Morris began, addressing the congregation. "As we continue our journey through Lent, I'd like to introduce Reverend Jones from St. Wilfrid's church in Manchester. It's a great honor for her to be here today - she'll be reading the sermon I've been laboring over all week,""Poor woman," someone in the congregation muttered, leading to some muffled sniggers.While the vicar was talking, Gordon was idly peering over the top of the organ. He noticed Jenna sat in the front pew and winked at her. Moments later, Mrs. Wilcox, who was sat next to her, winked back at him and gave him a little wave. Gordon gave an awkward smile and shrunk back behind the organ,"Without further ado, I shall now hand over to Reverend Jones," Reverend Morris said.The vicar of St. Wilfrid's was a dumpy, bespectacled woman, aged about fifty, with grey hair in a bowl cut."Looks like the identical twin of that MP woman," an old man muttered. "What's her name? Therese, something. She's the secretary of state.""No idea," another old man replied. "Oh wait a minute! I know who you mean. Norman Lamont! I thought those eyebrows looked familiar,""No you daft git, he's a bloke!""That vicar looks like a lass to me. Mind you, one can't tell these days,"Reverend Jones stepped up to the pulpit and placed some papers on the book stand."I haven't had a sneak-peek at this sermon," she began. "So it will be a wonderful surprise for me as well as you. I'm sure Reverend Morris has gone the extra mile, as he usually does, and written something that'll make us all think."Reverend Morris gave a proud smile as he looked up at her.Gordon gave a subtle yawn. He always dreaded this part of the service. Reverend Morris had the ability to cure insomnia with his sermons, despite Jenna's best efforts to inject a bit more fun into them,"They say the Devil makes work for idle hands," Reverend Jones said, as she began reading the sermon. "That's a phrase we're all familiar with. This morning, I woke up, and my hands were rotting in idleness. My mind had been drifting to places, sinful places all week. I wouldn't say I'm a regular user of PornHub but," she paused.A look of horror appeared on Reverend Morris' face. "That isn't my sermon," he said to himself. "Oh no,"In the pews, there were a couple of awkward coughs and raised eyebrows. At the organ, Gordon suddenly perked up. This had to be the first time ever that the word PornHub was mentioned in a sermon!"The site just wasn't doing it for me," Reverend Jones continued, "so I decided to go for a walk in the park. I can't tell you how my spirits were instantly lifted. Light was filtering through the trees. It was golden and bright. How blessed we are that God has made all this for us, I thought, and then something in the bushes caught my eye. There was no-one else around. It was then that I saw her, naked as Eve in the Garden of Eden, about to take a dip in the lake. Her sweetly, up-tilted bare breasts reflected the glorious morning aura and her rose-pink nipples were as full and hard as ripe apples,"Reverend Jones paused. "What an excellent use of adjectives. I'm sure we can just imagine this scene in our heads can't we?"Never had the congregation of St, Michael's been so engrossed by a sermon before!"Not half," someone said out loud.Poor Reverend Morris' face had flooded several shades of red. He stood up and hurried to the pulpit."Angela, that's not the sermon I wrote!" He mumbled, begging her to stop."I've started, so I'll finish," she replied. "Everyone seems to be enjoying this.""Her name was Giselle, and she loved to unburden herself and swim in the lake. Freed from her clothes, I watched her in the nude and was convinced I was seeing the embodiment of an angel. She knew I watching, and she knew I liked to watch. I knew she liked me to watch, but this morning, we decided to do more than watch.""How romantic," Mrs. Wilcox said, turning to Jenna. "Your husband has a fine turn of phrase. It's better than his usual sermons, dearie. You should encourage him to write more like this. This church will soon be packed to the rafters if he keeps this up!""Oh, thanks very much!" Jenna replied innocently. She gazed at poor Reverend Morris, who was squirming with embarrassment at the side of the pulpit. He'd mixed up his sermon with some erotic fic, did he write the fic himself or find it online? She was curious to find out."What could be more divine than seeing a beautiful woman naked in a park?" Reverend Jones continued, reading out the story without a care in the world. "Personally, I think Tom Hiddleston naked in a park would be more divine, but that's just my opinion, ""I shouldn't say such things as I'm in a church, but I wouldn't mind seeing the organist naked," Mrs. Wilcox whispered to Jenna, who did a double take. This was one of those rare occasions when even she was left speechless for a few moments!"Really Gladys! You dark horse. Didn't know you had the hots for Gordon!""Just because there's snow on the roof, doesn't mean the fire's gone out!" the old lady replied."Oh this next paragraph has been all scribbled out," Reverend Jones said. She flipped the page over."My pearly-white ejaculate looked perfect dripping off her pink-nosed puppies. I got some on my hand and remember being surprised that it was so hot. I pulled my cassock off and wiped the cum off my hand with it. I walked home that night with a huge smile on my face and love bites on my little reverend."Reverend Morris snatched the papers off the book stand. "Er, my sincere apologies everyone, I made a terrible mistake!""Such a shame, it was building up to a nice conclusion," Reverend Jones said."No, that wasn't my sermon at all. I, I have no idea how that piece of writing ended up mixed up with my church papers!""Dat some good shit right there, Vicar!" Tony the reformed drug addict said, standing up and clapping.The flustered vicar attempted to move on. "Hymn, let's all stand for the hymn! Lo, He Comes With Clouds Descending!""You know something Simon," Reverend Jones said as she headed down the pulpit steps, "you need to get yourself signed up to an adult fiction site. You have talent. I'm on A o 3 myself - under a pseudonym of course. I like writing slash fanfiction about British politicians, I can send you a link if you're interested in reading them?""Er, no thanks, Angela. I'm sure they're very good, but I prefer to avoid anything relating to politics!"To be continued in part 2.By Blacksheep, for Literotica.

On Monday's Daily Puck Drop, Jason “Puck” Puckett is joined by the Go-2-Guy, Jim Moore and yet again he's doing the show from a hotel room.   Lots to cover on a Monday including, Luka-Lakers trade, Chip and Pete in Vegas and a sad day for Puck.  Also joining the show on a Monday, the Ground Puck Seahawks podcast with Tim Booth, Seattle Times and Curtis Crabtree, FOX 13.  They discuss the latest offensive hires, Klint Kubiak decision on a quarterback, and Super Bowl predictions. Puck and Jim dive right into the blockbuster NBA trade involving Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis and they wondered if there has ever been a trade that compares in any sport.  Jim, who covered the NBA in the '90's, give his thoughts on if there is a comp, plus what it's like from a reporters perspective to break such a massive story. They also talk about Chip Kelly going to Las Vegas, Seahawks offensive assistant hires, Mike Holmgren hopefully going into the Hall of Fame and Puck is sad that he conducted his final Little League baseball draft over the weekend.  Puck also promotes his interview with new WSU coordinators, Jesse Bobbit and Danny Freund and Jim wonders if Jesse is related to John Wayne Bobbitt?(52:58) -Ground Puck Seahawks podcast with Tim Booth, Seattle Times and Curtis Crabtree, discuss the new hires for the Seahawks under new offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak, how much say will Kubiak have who the quarterback will be, running it back with Geno Smith, Chip Kelly teaming up with Pete Carroll, (1:29:00) -“Hey, What the Puck!?”   Don't let junior college not count against your eligibility in college football. Don't get it if they allow it. 

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Vicar's wife, Jenna, decides to give up sex for Lent!A series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.  The Jenna series started  with ‘Jenna Goes To Church', followed shortly after with ‘Jenna, the Vicar's Wife'. It resumed recently with Jenna's New Year'; and now it continues with a Lentil 2-part story. Other episodes will follow.It was the last Sunday of Shrovetide, known as Quinquagesima. At St. Michael's Church, Reverend Morris had amassed a pile of old palm crosses, intending to burn them on Ash Wednesday."Shouldn't be long before the first members of the faithful arrive," he said to his wife Jenna, who was adjusting the flowers at the side of the pulpit."Oh before I forget, I've got something for you to burn on Ash Wednesday," she smiled, handing him a pair of her panties."This is an unusual-looking palm cross!" He replied. "I think I'd better burn this separately from the others! Is there some reason why you want your undies reduced to ash?""Well Simon, I've been thinking. And I've finally decided what I'm going to give up for Lent.""You're giving up wearing underwear?""Ha-ha. Tempting, but no. I'm giving up sex."Reverend Morris almost dropped the box full of crosses. "What? Sex? No, you can't be serious!"Jenna nodded. "I'm 100% serious, my love. Lent is supposed to be hard, and you're always going on about how part of being a good Christian is making sacrifices and so on. It's traditionally a time of fasting and abstaining from something to repent and focus our hearts and minds on the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.""Yes, but within reason, Jen! I don't expect you to suffer hardship as bad as that!""I can do it, Simon. I'm committed to seeing it through. It's only forty days.""B-but, that's six weeks!" the vicar whined, looking as if his entire world was about to end. "I, I'm not sure I can, er, go without for so long!""Now Simon, you're a man of God. You're stronger than most. I know you can do this. And just think how wonderful it will be when Easter comes, everything in calf, bursting out in spring glory, sap rising, mating seasons beginning, shoots thrusting upwards, days getting longer, ""Vicars dying of horniness, " Reverend Morris sighed."Exactly. And it won't just be you going without. The other chaps of this church will have to go without as well!""Oh my goodness, Jenna. There's going to be a lot of frustration building up in this church! When you say no sex, does that mean, ""No physical contact whatsoever, my dearest! No blowjobs, no kissing, no cock in cunt, nada! Just like social distancing."Reverend Morris' lip was trembling. "Not even a kiss?""Nope. I'll be sleeping in the spare bedroom until Easter. I can blow you a kiss. And whilst we can't do anything involving physical contact, there are other naughty ways we can get through Lent.""Like what?""Use your imagination, Simon!"He thought for a moment. "So I'll have to make do with dating Rosie Palms until Easter?""If it helps you cope, yes!"The reverend took a deep breath. "You're absolutely right, Jenna. I can get through this. I admire you so much for deciding to have a sex ban. In fact, I think I love you even more, and I didn't think that possible!""Aww. Ditto." She kissed him. "We'll make the most of Shrove Tuesday," she added, with a wink. "I'm going to do some creative things with pancakes."He slipped his arms around her. "Remember that morning after the Candlemas service, when we got soaking wet in the rain and we just ravished each other once we got back to the vicarage?""Hee hee, yes. Or that time last month during that short holiday in Lincolnshire when we stayed in that weird hotel, and the ghost gatecrashed our passion?""Bit early in the morning for that, isn't it? Then again, I'm not complaining!" A voice shouted, and they both looked round. Gordon the organist had just arrived.Moments later, Josh the curate appeared."Morning guys!" Jenna smiled. She turned back to her husband. "You'd better get your robes on. Looks like some of the congregation are here already. I'll go and hand out some hymn books."He nodded and headed off to the vestry. "Forty days," he sighed. "God, .I will really need your help through this difficult time!"And just how were some of the other male members of St. Michael's Church going to cope for forty days without any 'spiritual guidance' from the vicar's wife?Shrove Tuesday (the eve of Lent)On Shrove Tuesday, Jenna spent all afternoon mixing pancake batter. It would've been quicker to buy some ready-made pancakes from Tesco, but where was the fun in that? She looked at the kitchen wall clock."Come on Simon, you're late. How long does a meeting with the Bishop take?"Her husband had been out all day. At last, she heard his car pull up on the drive."Good. Now the fun begins."The front door opened and Reverend Morris came rushing in. "Sorry I've been so long. Bishop George kept prattling on for ages and then coming back home there's been a road accident so I had to take the long way home, oh I see you've been busy!" He noticed his wife was completely naked except for an apron."Welcome home," she smirked. "It's time to flip some pancakes. Is my randy reverend able to provide some batter?"He licked his lips. "What sort of batter would you be requiring?""Hmm, let's see. That special 'anointing oil' you used during my 21st birthday?" She whirled a frying pan in her hand and flipped a pancake. "Here's one I prepared earlier."His hands found her shoulders, and turned her to face him. His hands moved up to cup her face and Jenna felt his lips close around hers in a tender kiss. She returned it with rising passion, slipping her tongue into his mouth. As their tongues danced, Jenna quickly unfastened her apron, letting it slide down over her smooth skin to the kitchen floor.She could hear Reverend Morris unfastening his own garments, and when he embraced her tightly, she felt his bare skin press against hers with delicious warmth. Her husband's mouth left her lips, trailing down her neck to her chest. He took a nipple in his mouth and teased the erect tip. It was perhaps the upcoming sex ban enhancing his senses, but Jenna's breasts had never felt so full, and had never tasted so sweet. His hands roamed down over her arse, savoring her curves.Reverend Morris moved back up her body, his lips playing over her breasts, then back up her neck. Jenna's hands slid down his chest and at last reached their goal. She gripped his throbbing member, took a few steps backward, pulling gently but firmly, and he promptly followed her. She felt the edge of the kitchen countertop meet her lower back, and she swiftly heaved herself on to the cool granite surface and lay back, spreading her legs.Reverend Morris had a sudden urge to taste his wife; his tongue met with her soft skin just above her clit, then down into her folds, tasting, discovering and exploring all that she had to offer. He began to suck and lick her clit. How he loved to worship at this altar.Jenna reached for the bowl of pancake batter. A wooden spoon was sticking out of the bowl. Without hesitation, she began spooning the batter down her breasts."It tastes alright," she murmured, placing a blob of batter on her husband's nose. "But it needs an extra ingredient, ""Umm, I think I can help you there.""Fuck me religiously, darling." Jenna said hoarsely.A pair of strong, silky legs wrapped around the vicar's arse. He lowered himself onto her and felt those glorious batter-coated breasts rub against his chest as he began thrusting into her. He tried to set a steady, leisurely pace to begin, but the legs around him urged him on faster and harder. Reverend Morris responded with enthusiasm, and within moments he was pounding into his wife with all his strength, mindful that after tonight he wouldn't be able to do this for six weeks."Yes, yes, oh my God yes, I've never felt anything like it!" Jenna moaned."Bloody hell, I'm coming, oh Jenna!" Reverend Morris yelled as his stream of hot cum filled up her cunt and flowed back out onto the kitchen countertop.Jenna lay back on the countertop, eyes closed. It was several minutes before her breathing had calmed enough for her to speak."Did I provide enough batter?" Reverend Morris asked."Your holy offering was more than generous!""Forty days without from this moment on. You've still time to change your mind.""I'm sticking to it, Simon. We'll get through Lent. We'll have to think up some creative contactless ways to get our rocks off."The smell of burning interrupted them. They both glanced at the stove. To Jenna's dismay, the pancake she'd been cooking had been virtually cremated in the frying pan."Oh dear," she said, gazing at the remains of the pancake, which now resembled a lump of coal."Now that's what I call a perfect burnt offering for Ash Wednesday!" Reverend Morris replied.The Organist is Entertained.Gordon Leesmith always looked forward to Thursday evening arriving. This was when he had organ practice at church, and for the past few months he'd been teaching Jenna to play the organ. These lessons were really just an excuse for a passionate romp with the stunning vicar's wife, who was always more than willing to get her hands on the organ in his trousers, rather than the church one.Gordon hummed to himself as he brewed himself a cup of tea. He checked the time. It was only just after midday. Six hours to go. He was impatient and horny, but in a very happy mood. He'd just returned from seeing his Primary Care physician. That in itself something of a miracle in modern Britain; and received good news. His benign prostate enlargement wasn't as bad as he'd feared. Despite being a bit overweight, the doctor had given him a clean bill of health. His blood pressure was low, and so was his cholesterol.Today was his birthday. He was fifty six. A year ago, Gordon had been a miserable, short-tempered man who didn't endear himself to anyone else in the church. Long-divorced, impotent and frustrated with being alone for so long, his life had turned upside down when a young woman by the name of Jenna Fox had started attending St. Michael's Church. A few months later, she'd turned her attentions to flirting with him. Never in a million years did Gordon think he'd end up getting his cock sucked by a stunning redhead whilst he sat on the organ stool.As Gordon sipped his tea, his phone vibrated."Oh, an email from Jenna," he smiled, checking the message.Happy Birthday Gordon! About tonight. I'm afraid I can't make tonight's organ practice. I won't be able to until Easter arrives. Thing is, I've chosen to give up sex for Lent. I know you won't to hear this and it's going to be so hard for me to stick to this, but you've got to test yourself and set a challenge, right? It's what being a Christian is all about. I truly hope you'll understand. But - that doesn't mean we can't still have some fun! Make sure you visit the church - I've left a birthday present for you on the organ stool, trust me, it'll see you through this hard time. And when Easter comes, Jesus won't be the only person that rises, wink wink. It'll be worth the wait, keep your organ pipe warm for me.Love Jenna. xxx"She's abstaining from sex?" Gordon almost dropped his cup of tea. "Wait, what? Oh no! This is a nightmare! I won't be able to have a fuck for six weeks? Bloody hell! I'll go round the bend, I can't even call on Yulia's mate Martika anymore. Damn it, why did she have to bugger off back to Ukraine?"He wasn't sure whether to scream or burst into tears, but after he overcame the initial shock, he took a deep breath and composed himself.

Vicar's wife, Jenna, decides to give up sex for Lent!A series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.  The Jenna series started  with ‘Jenna Goes To Church', followed shortly after with ‘Jenna, the Vicar's Wife'. It resumed recently with Jenna's New Year'; and now it continues with a Lentil 2-part story. Other episodes will follow.It was the last Sunday of Shrovetide, known as Quinquagesima. At St. Michael's Church, Reverend Morris had amassed a pile of old palm crosses, intending to burn them on Ash Wednesday."Shouldn't be long before the first members of the faithful arrive," he said to his wife Jenna, who was adjusting the flowers at the side of the pulpit."Oh before I forget, I've got something for you to burn on Ash Wednesday," she smiled, handing him a pair of her panties."This is an unusual-looking palm cross!" He replied. "I think I'd better burn this separately from the others! Is there some reason why you want your undies reduced to ash?""Well Simon, I've been thinking. And I've finally decided what I'm going to give up for Lent.""You're giving up wearing underwear?""Ha-ha. Tempting, but no. I'm giving up sex."Reverend Morris almost dropped the box full of crosses. "What? Sex? No, you can't be serious!"Jenna nodded. "I'm 100% serious, my love. Lent is supposed to be hard, and you're always going on about how part of being a good Christian is making sacrifices and so on. It's traditionally a time of fasting and abstaining from something to repent and focus our hearts and minds on the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.""Yes, but within reason, Jen! I don't expect you to suffer hardship as bad as that!""I can do it, Simon. I'm committed to seeing it through. It's only forty days.""B-but, that's six weeks!" the vicar whined, looking as if his entire world was about to end. "I, I'm not sure I can, er, go without for so long!""Now Simon, you're a man of God. You're stronger than most. I know you can do this. And just think how wonderful it will be when Easter comes, everything in calf, bursting out in spring glory, sap rising, mating seasons beginning, shoots thrusting upwards, days getting longer, ""Vicars dying of horniness, " Reverend Morris sighed."Exactly. And it won't just be you going without. The other chaps of this church will have to go without as well!""Oh my goodness, Jenna. There's going to be a lot of frustration building up in this church! When you say no sex, does that mean, ""No physical contact whatsoever, my dearest! No blowjobs, no kissing, no cock in cunt, nada! Just like social distancing."Reverend Morris' lip was trembling. "Not even a kiss?""Nope. I'll be sleeping in the spare bedroom until Easter. I can blow you a kiss. And whilst we can't do anything involving physical contact, there are other naughty ways we can get through Lent.""Like what?""Use your imagination, Simon!"He thought for a moment. "So I'll have to make do with dating Rosie Palms until Easter?""If it helps you cope, yes!"The reverend took a deep breath. "You're absolutely right, Jenna. I can get through this. I admire you so much for deciding to have a sex ban. In fact, I think I love you even more, and I didn't think that possible!""Aww. Ditto." She kissed him. "We'll make the most of Shrove Tuesday," she added, with a wink. "I'm going to do some creative things with pancakes."He slipped his arms around her. "Remember that morning after the Candlemas service, when we got soaking wet in the rain and we just ravished each other once we got back to the vicarage?""Hee hee, yes. Or that time last month during that short holiday in Lincolnshire when we stayed in that weird hotel, and the ghost gatecrashed our passion?""Bit early in the morning for that, isn't it? Then again, I'm not complaining!" A voice shouted, and they both looked round. Gordon the organist had just arrived.Moments later, Josh the curate appeared."Morning guys!" Jenna smiled. She turned back to her husband. "You'd better get your robes on. Looks like some of the congregation are here already. I'll go and hand out some hymn books."He nodded and headed off to the vestry. "Forty days," he sighed. "God, .I will really need your help through this difficult time!"And just how were some of the other male members of St. Michael's Church going to cope for forty days without any 'spiritual guidance' from the vicar's wife?Shrove Tuesday (the eve of Lent)On Shrove Tuesday, Jenna spent all afternoon mixing pancake batter. It would've been quicker to buy some ready-made pancakes from Tesco, but where was the fun in that? She looked at the kitchen wall clock."Come on Simon, you're late. How long does a meeting with the Bishop take?"Her husband had been out all day. At last, she heard his car pull up on the drive."Good. Now the fun begins."The front door opened and Reverend Morris came rushing in. "Sorry I've been so long. Bishop George kept prattling on for ages and then coming back home there's been a road accident so I had to take the long way home, oh I see you've been busy!" He noticed his wife was completely naked except for an apron."Welcome home," she smirked. "It's time to flip some pancakes. Is my randy reverend able to provide some batter?"He licked his lips. "What sort of batter would you be requiring?""Hmm, let's see. That special 'anointing oil' you used during my 21st birthday?" She whirled a frying pan in her hand and flipped a pancake. "Here's one I prepared earlier."His hands found her shoulders, and turned her to face him. His hands moved up to cup her face and Jenna felt his lips close around hers in a tender kiss. She returned it with rising passion, slipping her tongue into his mouth. As their tongues danced, Jenna quickly unfastened her apron, letting it slide down over her smooth skin to the kitchen floor.She could hear Reverend Morris unfastening his own garments, and when he embraced her tightly, she felt his bare skin press against hers with delicious warmth. Her husband's mouth left her lips, trailing down her neck to her chest. He took a nipple in his mouth and teased the erect tip. It was perhaps the upcoming sex ban enhancing his senses, but Jenna's breasts had never felt so full, and had never tasted so sweet. His hands roamed down over her arse, savoring her curves.Reverend Morris moved back up her body, his lips playing over her breasts, then back up her neck. Jenna's hands slid down his chest and at last reached their goal. She gripped his throbbing member, took a few steps backward, pulling gently but firmly, and he promptly followed her. She felt the edge of the kitchen countertop meet her lower back, and she swiftly heaved herself on to the cool granite surface and lay back, spreading her legs.Reverend Morris had a sudden urge to taste his wife; his tongue met with her soft skin just above her clit, then down into her folds, tasting, discovering and exploring all that she had to offer. He began to suck and lick her clit. How he loved to worship at this altar.Jenna reached for the bowl of pancake batter. A wooden spoon was sticking out of the bowl. Without hesitation, she began spooning the batter down her breasts."It tastes alright," she murmured, placing a blob of batter on her husband's nose. "But it needs an extra ingredient, ""Umm, I think I can help you there.""Fuck me religiously, darling." Jenna said hoarsely.A pair of strong, silky legs wrapped around the vicar's arse. He lowered himself onto her and felt those glorious batter-coated breasts rub against his chest as he began thrusting into her. He tried to set a steady, leisurely pace to begin, but the legs around him urged him on faster and harder. Reverend Morris responded with enthusiasm, and within moments he was pounding into his wife with all his strength, mindful that after tonight he wouldn't be able to do this for six weeks."Yes, yes, oh my God yes, I've never felt anything like it!" Jenna moaned."Bloody hell, I'm coming, oh Jenna!" Reverend Morris yelled as his stream of hot cum filled up her cunt and flowed back out onto the kitchen countertop.Jenna lay back on the countertop, eyes closed. It was several minutes before her breathing had calmed enough for her to speak."Did I provide enough batter?" Reverend Morris asked."Your holy offering was more than generous!""Forty days without from this moment on. You've still time to change your mind.""I'm sticking to it, Simon. We'll get through Lent. We'll have to think up some creative contactless ways to get our rocks off."The smell of burning interrupted them. They both glanced at the stove. To Jenna's dismay, the pancake she'd been cooking had been virtually cremated in the frying pan."Oh dear," she said, gazing at the remains of the pancake, which now resembled a lump of coal."Now that's what I call a perfect burnt offering for Ash Wednesday!" Reverend Morris replied.The Organist is Entertained.Gordon Leesmith always looked forward to Thursday evening arriving. This was when he had organ practice at church, and for the past few months he'd been teaching Jenna to play the organ. These lessons were really just an excuse for a passionate romp with the stunning vicar's wife, who was always more than willing to get her hands on the organ in his trousers, rather than the church one.Gordon hummed to himself as he brewed himself a cup of tea. He checked the time. It was only just after midday. Six hours to go. He was impatient and horny, but in a very happy mood. He'd just returned from seeing his Primary Care physician. That in itself something of a miracle in modern Britain; and received good news. His benign prostate enlargement wasn't as bad as he'd feared. Despite being a bit overweight, the doctor had given him a clean bill of health. His blood pressure was low, and so was his cholesterol.Today was his birthday. He was fifty six. A year ago, Gordon had been a miserable, short-tempered man who didn't endear himself to anyone else in the church. Long-divorced, impotent and frustrated with being alone for so long, his life had turned upside down when a young woman by the name of Jenna Fox had started attending St. Michael's Church. A few months later, she'd turned her attentions to flirting with him. Never in a million years did Gordon think he'd end up getting his cock sucked by a stunning redhead whilst he sat on the organ stool.As Gordon sipped his tea, his phone vibrated."Oh, an email from Jenna," he smiled, checking the message.Happy Birthday Gordon! About tonight. I'm afraid I can't make tonight's organ practice. I won't be able to until Easter arrives. Thing is, I've chosen to give up sex for Lent. I know you won't to hear this and it's going to be so hard for me to stick to this, but you've got to test yourself and set a challenge, right? It's what being a Christian is all about. I truly hope you'll understand. But - that doesn't mean we can't still have some fun! Make sure you visit the church - I've left a birthday present for you on the organ stool, trust me, it'll see you through this hard time. And when Easter comes, Jesus won't be the only person that rises, wink wink. It'll be worth the wait, keep your organ pipe warm for me.Love Jenna. xxx"She's abstaining from sex?" Gordon almost dropped his cup of tea. "Wait, what? Oh no! This is a nightmare! I won't be able to have a fuck for six weeks? Bloody hell! I'll go round the bend, I can't even call on Yulia's mate Martika anymore. Damn it, why did she have to bugger off back to Ukraine?"He wasn't sure whether to scream or burst into tears, but after he overcame the initial shock, he took a deep breath and composed himself.

In this episode of The Compendium, we slice into the infamous 1993 case of Lorena Bobbitt, a story that shocked the world and redefined media coverage of domestic abuse and revenge. Lorena Bobbitt, after enduring years of abuse at the hands of her husband, made international headlines by doing what ever woman wished they could, cut of the guys junk!We'll explore the details of their tumultuous relationship, the night of the incident, the frantic search for John's missing todger, before recounting the subsequent trials that gripped the world. This episode uncovers the deeper layers of a sensational story, highlighting the serious issues of domestic violence and media sensationalism. We give you the Compendium, but if you want more, check out these great resources:Vanity Fair Interview with Lorena BobbittThe Lorena Gallo Foundation"Lorena" - A Documentary by Jordan PeeleCourt Records from the Bobbitt TrialsConnect with Us:

Kris and David are guestless as we discuss the week that was August 7-13, 1998. Topics of discussion include:WCW Road Wild featuring Jay Leno teaming up with Diamond Dallas Page against Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff, including all of the insanity surrounding that match, plus the rest of that show, which was one of the worst PPV's of all time.Running through Nitro and Thunder, which were filled with wackiness as you would expect.Rick Martel officially retires from wrestling due to an injury suffered during his brief WCW run…but not the injury you're thinking of.Lots of backstage issues in WCW that should come as no shock to anyone.New Japan running a big Osaka Dome show featuring Masahiro Chono winning the IWGP Heavyweight Title for the first time plus Yuji Nagata's return from his excursion to WCW.Ayako Hamada making her wrestling debut.The cat and mouse game regarding the Sandman's status in ECW.The WWF getting into the hospitality business by buying the old Debbie Reynolds Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas while also eyeing a spot in Times Square for an eventual theme restaurant, all over a year before the company went public.The awfulness of Shane McMahon's color commentary on Sunday Night Heat.John Wayne Bobbitt appearing by Val Venis's side as he dumps Mrs. Yamaguchi in one of many crazy moments on this week's episode of Raw.This is a crazy-assed show with a lot of stuff going on, so you don't want to miss this one!!!Timestamps:0:00:00 WCW1:55:47 Eurasia: NJPW, BJPW, FMW, Kurisu Gym, Michinoku Pro, SPWF, UNW, Punch Tahara Wedding Reception, AJW, Arsion, GAEA, JWP, & NWA UK2:26:52 Classic Commercial Break2:31:03 Halftime3:18:20 Other North America: Stampede, AAA, CMLL, IWRG, & Tijuana3:33:33 Other USA: NWA NY, ECW, IPW (PA), All-Star (NC), NDW, IWAMS, Power Pro, CWF (Louisiana), & APW4:06:03 WWFTo support the show and get access to exclusive rewards like special members-only monthly themed shows, go to our Patreon page at Patreon.com/BetweenTheSheets and become an ongoing Patron. Becoming a Between the Sheets Patron will also get you exclusive access to not only the monthly themed episode of Between the Sheets, but also access to our new mailbag segment, a Patron-only chat room on Slack, and anything else we do outside of the main shows!If you're looking for the best deal on a VPN service—short for Virtual Private Network, it helps you get around regional restrictions as well as browse the internet more securely—then Private Internet Access is what you've been looking for. Not only will using our link help support Between The Sheets, but you'll get a special discount, with prices as low as $1.98/month if you go with a 40 month subscription. With numerous great features and even a TV-specific Android app to make streaming easier, there is no better choice if you're looking to subscribe to WWE Network, AEW Plus, and other region-locked services.For the best in both current and classic indie wrestling streaming, make sure to check out IndependentWrestling.tv and use coupon code BTSPOD for a free 5 day trial! (You can also go directly to TinyURL.com/IWTVsheets to sign up that way.) If you convert to a paid subscriber, we get a kickback for referring you, allowing you to support both the show and the indie scene.To subscribe, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, and just about every other podcast app's directory, or you can also paste Feeds.FeedBurner.com/BTSheets into your favorite podcast app using whatever “add feed manually” option it has.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/between-the-sheets/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Kris and David are guestless as we discuss the week that was August 7-13, 1998. Topics of discussion include:WCW Road Wild featuring Jay Leno teaming up with Diamond Dallas Page against Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff, including all of the insanity surrounding that match, plus the rest of that show, which was one of the worst PPV's of all time.Running through Nitro and Thunder, which were filled with wackiness as you would expect.Rick Martel officially retires from wrestling due to an injury suffered during his brief WCW run…but not the injury you're thinking of.Lots of backstage issues in WCW that should come as no shock to anyone.New Japan running a big Osaka Dome show featuring Masahiro Chono winning the IWGP Heavyweight Title for the first time plus Yuji Nagata's return from his excursion to WCW.Ayako Hamada making her wrestling debut.The cat and mouse game regarding the Sandman's status in ECW.The WWF getting into the hospitality business by buying the old Debbie Reynolds Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas while also eyeing a spot in Times Square for an eventual theme restaurant, all over a year before the company went public.The awfulness of Shane McMahon's color commentary on Sunday Night Heat.John Wayne Bobbitt appearing by Val Venis's side as he dumps Mrs. Yamaguchi in one of many crazy moments on this week's episode of Raw.This is a crazy-assed show with a lot of stuff going on, so you don't want to miss this one!!!Timestamps:0:00:00 WCW1:55:47 Eurasia: NJPW, BJPW, FMW, Kurisu Gym, Michinoku Pro, SPWF, UNW, Punch Tahara Wedding Reception, AJW, Arsion, GAEA, JWP, & NWA UK2:26:52 Classic Commercial Break2:31:03 Halftime3:18:20 Other North America: Stampede, AAA, CMLL, IWRG, & Tijuana3:33:33 Other USA: NWA NY, ECW, IPW (PA), All-Star (NC), NDW, IWAMS, Power Pro, CWF (Louisiana), & APW4:06:03 WWFTo support the show and get access to exclusive rewards like special members-only monthly themed shows, go to our Patreon page at Patreon.com/BetweenTheSheets and become an ongoing Patron. Becoming a Between the Sheets Patron will also get you exclusive access to not only the monthly themed episode of Between the Sheets, but also access to our new mailbag segment, a Patron-only chat room on Slack, and anything else we do outside of the main shows!If you're looking for the best deal on a VPN service—short for Virtual Private Network, it helps you get around regional restrictions as well as browse the internet more securely—then Private Internet Access is what you've been looking for. Not only will using our link help support Between The Sheets, but you'll get a special discount, with prices as low as $1.98/month if you go with a 40 month subscription. With numerous great features and even a TV-specific Android app to make streaming easier, there is no better choice if you're looking to subscribe to WWE Network, AEW Plus, and other region-locked services.For the best in both current and classic indie wrestling streaming, make sure to check out IndependentWrestling.tv and use coupon code BTSPOD for a free 5 day trial! (You can also go directly to TinyURL.com/IWTVsheets to sign up that way.) If you convert to a paid subscriber, we get a kickback for referring you, allowing you to support both the show and the indie scene.To subscribe, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, and just about every other podcast app's directory, or you can also paste Feeds.FeedBurner.com/BTSheets into your favorite podcast app using whatever “add feed manually” option it has.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/between-the-sheets/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

31 years ago Lorena Bobbitt became the most famous person in the headlines when she became known as the woman who cut off her husband's penis with a knife while he slept, and later threw it out the window of her car! After authorities found it, John Wayne Bobbitt was able to have the “member” reattached and later became a porn star. Lorena sits down with Miss Understood in an exclusive interview to talk about what led up to that fateful night, what actually happened and how her life has been since being acquitted on temporary insanity due to battered wife's syndrome. She is more than just the headline! to She comes on to discuss the abuse she suffered leading up to that fateful night. As well as discussing how she navigated the press to become an advocate for battered women. ----- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Rachel on Instagram!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @RachelUchitelNYC Executive Producer: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠George Carmona Please like, share, subscribe, and give us a 5-star review! Do you have show ideas, media requests or sponsorship opportunities? Email the show at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠infomissunderstoodpodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch every episode on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Misunderstood Podcast Check out Rachel's Patreon: Miss Understood with Rachel Uchitel Patreon

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin', the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump's courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs' Chris discuss Keith's dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith's response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda's shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)

John Wayne Bobbitt is looking for closure more than 30 years after his then-wife Lorena Bobbitt sliced off his penis, RadarOnline.com has learned following news of his recent medical setback.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Adam talks about his recent show at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville performing alongside Kid Rock. He and Michael Yo then discuss what qualifies as ‘talking shit.' Adam recalls issues with his publisher after recording his first audiobook before the guys argue over Michael's reasoning for not wanting to split an Uber with Adam. Next, comedian Preacher Lawson joins the guys and talks about his most recent MMA fight. Preacher also talks about his time on America's Got Talent and his relationship with Howie Mandel. Chris reports news stories about the OJ Simpson Ford Bronco going up for sale, people suing after being stuck on a Harry Potter theme park ride, John Mellencamp ending a concert due to hecklers, John Wayne Bobbitt losing all of his toes, and Hannah Waddingham confronting a photographer. They also look at Lenny Kravitz working out in leather pants. For more with Michael Yo: ● LIVE DATES: ○ Las Vegas - Every Wednesday at Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club ○ Rochester, NY - Comedy at the Carlson - APR 26 to 27 ○ Los Angeles, CA - NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL - May 4th ● http://MichaelYo.com ● DOCU-SERIES: Do I Lie? Comedy Tour ○ Six episodes available now on YouTube and Facebook ● SPECIAL: ‘Michael Yo: I Never Thought' ○ Available for free on Youtube ● PODCAST: ‘Yo Show with Michael Yo' ● X & INSTAGRAM: @MichaelYo For more with Preacher Lawson: ● STAND-UP SPECIAL: “MY NAME IS PREACHER" ○ Available now on YouTube ● http://PreacherLawson. com ● INSTAGRAM, X, TIK TOK & Facebook: @PreacherLawson Thank you for supporting our sponsors: ● http://ForThePeople.com/Adam or Dial #LAW (#529) ● http://OReillyAuto.com/Adam

From the Hannah Gutierrez-Reed sentencing to John Wayne Boobitt's latest amputation, Todd McComas recaps the team's favorite stories from the week and Jessica Noll shares a preview of tomorrow's edition of Back In Crime. Subscribe to Tenderfoot+ for daily ad-free listening - https://tenderfoot.tv/plus/ Follow This Day in Crime on Social X: @tenderfootTV, @thisdayincrime_ IG: @tenderfoot.tv, @thisdayincrime To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Henry & Ed bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news as the world reacts to the death of OJ Simpson, ALSO the Canadian man who dated a horse, a public service announcement from Marcus Parks, John Wayne Bobbitt (famous for having his penis chopped off) loses toes due to Camp Lajune-related infection, Los Angeles astrology influencer accused of murder-suicide, leaving kids on 405 Freeway over fear of eclipse, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!

Pánico Satánico: Disponible para todo México en Beerhouse.MX Cómprala aquí: https://bit.ly/3rIRufB Notas Macabrosas - Hombre arrestado después de que una mujer dijera que usó su auto para darse placer sexual durante 3 años - John Wayne Bobbitt, veterano cuya esposa le cortó la virilidad, pierde los dedos de los pies - Muere O.J. Simpson tras perder la batalla contra el cáncer  - Hombre pasó 37 años en la cárcel por un crimen que no cometió en EU; le darán 14 mdd  - Tenían más que una amistad y no eran “monjas”: Impactante giro en el caso de religiosas que habrían sellado pacto de muerte  - Un hombre usa un dron para encontrar husky desaparecido, estaba con una familia de osos  - Niña de 3 Años Muere Durante "Exorcismo" en Una Iglesia - Conductores de noticias viven bochornoso momento mientras mostraban videos del eclipse solar - Estadounidense pensó por años que estaba perdido en la selva, era Puerto Vallarta - Capturan al “Roba caguamas” en Colinas del Sol Literatura de Internet - La historia de un encuentro amoroso en un motel temático de Fondo de Bikini También puedes escucharnos en Youtube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music o tu app de podcasts favorita. Apóyanos en Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/leyendaspodcast​ Apóyanos en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/leyendaslegendarias/join Síguenos: https://instagram.com/leyendaspodcast​ https://twitter.com/leyendaspodcast​ https://facebook.com/leyendaspodcast​ #Podcast​ #LeyendasLegendarias​ #HistoriasDelMasAca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pánico Satánico: Disponible para todo México en Beerhouse.MX Cómprala aquí: https://bit.ly/3rIRufB Notas Macabrosas - Hombre arrestado después de que una mujer dijera que usó su auto para darse placer sexual durante 3 años - John Wayne Bobbitt, veterano cuya esposa le cortó la virilidad, pierde los dedos de los pies - Muere O.J. Simpson tras perder la batalla contra el cáncer  - Hombre pasó 37 años en la cárcel por un crimen que no cometió en EU; le darán 14 mdd  - Tenían más que una amistad y no eran “monjas”: Impactante giro en el caso de religiosas que habrían sellado pacto de muerte  - Un hombre usa un dron para encontrar husky desaparecido, estaba con una familia de osos  - Niña de 3 Años Muere Durante "Exorcismo" en Una Iglesia - Conductores de noticias viven bochornoso momento mientras mostraban videos del eclipse solar - Estadounidense pensó por años que estaba perdido en la selva, era Puerto Vallarta - Capturan al “Roba caguamas” en Colinas del Sol Literatura de Internet - La historia de un encuentro amoroso en un motel temático de Fondo de Bikini También puedes escucharnos en Youtube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music o tu app de podcasts favorita. Apóyanos en Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/leyendaspodcast​ Apóyanos en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/leyendaslegendarias/join Síguenos: https://instagram.com/leyendaspodcast​ https://twitter.com/leyendaspodcast​ https://facebook.com/leyendaspodcast​ #Podcast​ #LeyendasLegendarias​ #HistoriasDelMasAca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Ron Hernandez to the show to talk about her show, Living for the Dead (available on Hulu and Disney+) and get into the weeks biggest stories. It's Coachella time again and the influencers were out! John Wayne Bobbitt loses more appendages, rats are on birth control, marital trouble for the Golden Bachelor and much more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brian and Ed talk about DWI, Brian's knee injury, sumo, OJ Simpson, Allen Iverson's statue, Jason Day's golf outfits, double penis fracture, Caitlin Clark, John Wayne Bobbitt, Tori Spelling, Elon Musk and Billy Joel.*a comedy podcast about sports, pop culture, movies and dicks*Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-baller-lifestyle-podcast/exclusive-contentAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John Wayne Bobbitt back in the news, another teacher caught with a student, eclipse craziness, and “screw you,” porch pirates. Subscribe to Tenderfoot+ for daily ad-free listening - https://tenderfoot.tv/plus/ Follow This Day in Crime on Social X: @tenderfootTV, @thisdayincrime_ IG: @tenderfoot.tv, @thisdayincrime Episode Sources: John Wayne Bobbitt, Whose Wife Famously Chopped Off His Penis, Has Toes Amputated Due to Contaminated Water, People Jurors Acquit Man in Severed Penis Dispute, LA Times She Said, He Said: The Real Story Of Lorena And John Wayne Bobbitt, Investigation Discovery Married Nebraska teacher, 45, caught naked in car with 17-year-old student — who makes a run for it in his underwear, NY Post Harrowing video shows good Samaritan mowed down, killed by alleged carjacker, NY Post Astrology Influencer Disturbed by Eclipse Killed Partner, Infant Child and Herself, Say Police, People Alleged New Jersey dog-fighting kingpin busted, 120 ‘tortured and abused' animals rescued: sources, NY Post DeSantis signs bill making porch pirates subject to felony charges, WFLA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Night School #605: "Examining John Wayne Bobbitt's Dick" by Every Night's A School Night

The WNBA had a monster turnout for Caitlyn Clark's induction to the W. But how about the head-turning from these ladies all glammed up on the "Orange" carpet? Donald Rumself once ripped the IRS. Masters podcast feedback. Nitpicking Vern and Nantz's final calls. BRYANT HATCHER joins the fray to talk QBs in the NFL draft, Boban's Free Chicken, John Wayne Bobbitt can't catch a break, and whether he will play all the holes at my golf tournament this year.Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A rock star gets pissed off, updates on the broad daylight carjacking, from frogfish to badfish, Baltimore bridge collapse investigation, John Wayne Bobbitt loses more body parts, don't play the 'Senior Assassin' game, Gordon Ramsay battles squatters and so much more!

We talk about the NFL draft, the WNBA draft, John Wayne Bobbitt and much, much more!

John has lost even more digits! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coachella is played out, Donald Trump is back in court, Caitlin Clark on SNL, What Jennifer Did on Netflix, John Wayne Bobbitt speaks, and video of Drew's long lost Led Zeppelin show that was cut short. Drew received multiple emails of support after he changed own tire. It's Tax Day and Tax Day sucks. OJ Simpson had his family and friends sign NDA's at the end. We call the Pro Football Hall of Fame to see if they lowered the flag for OJ. The Juice sticks it to Ron Goldman's family one last time. OJ's college days need to be revisited. OJ memorabilia is selling like hot cakes. The infamous white Ford Bronco is going back up for sale. Elisa Jordana's cop cam has been released. Music: Rick Ross and Drake are beefing. Kesha calls out Diddy. Gwen Stefani and No Doubt reunited at Coachella for another terrible performance. Will Smith showed up and didn't slap anyone. Blur hated the crowd. Coachella is played out. Bezos and Sanchez went just to show off their super tight clothes. Ex-NFLer Le'Veon Bell remains a sex worker on OnlyFans. Caitlin Clark got deep on SNL instead of doing comedy. Drew stumbled upon Andy Dick's musical talents. He stands with Elisa. John Bobbitt shows off his stumps in interview with The Sun after having his toes removed. Drew Crime: What Jennifer Did is #1 on Netflix. LaDonna Humphrey tracked down a murderer in ‘The Girl I Never Knew: Who Killed Melissa Witt?'. Murder is afoot in Oklahoma. Another Michigan staffer busted for a OWI. This time it's Denard Robinson. RIP Werner Spitz. New York Yankee announcer John Sterling is retiring IMMEDIATELY. Donald Trump's criminal court case kicks off. Trump looked really sleepy in court. The Donald may miss Barron Trump's graduation. Israel vs Iran. 60 Minutes featured a piece on young hackers. Salman Rushdie married a hot piece of ass. Dodi Fayed has an incredible Team Photo. Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith are totally banging. Video has emerged of Drew's Led Zeppelin concert. The one that lasted 26 minutes. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Tax Day, delivery driver got jumped but still made the delivery, listener made the final cut for Planter's NUTmobile driver, Pringles and Crocs team up for new product, 12-year-old robs McDonald's, wrong way driver on freeway, man hit wife because she wouldn't let him drive the car, school cop hung gun in staff bathroom and it shot it by mistake, dogs being used to help solve rat problem, chunk of metal fell from sky and smashed into house, guy stole $3K worth of cigarettes, shift toward 4-day work week, fat cat, woman won lotto prize same day tarot cards said she would come into money, Jim Nance's slip at The Masters, Conor McGregor officially returning to UFC, OJ Simpson's brain, Messi's body guard tackled fan while ball was in play, NBA play-in tournament, women's controversial Olympic uniforms, rapper almost shot himself while filming music video, John Wayne Bobbitt loses all of his toes, world's oldest conjoined twins die at 62, man shoved 3 things into his penis, man steals vibrators from sex shop and tries to sell them on Facebook Marketplace, substitute teacher caught banging student, healthcare provider ran home and fell asleep with needles still in patient, 94-year-old DJ at nursing home, dangers of using ED meds without needing it, man arrested for assaulting retail employee with Pop Tarts, man killed by swinging church bell, man asked doctor to remove some fingers because he felt like they didn't belong on his body, buddy donates kidney to friend, old tennis instructor, stinky players at gaming convention, 40% of adults still sleep with stuffed animals, man tried to rescue his dog from icy lake and falls in, teen posed as principal in fax announcing resignation, remote control aerial target from Cold War found on beach, shopping cart bandits, airline passenger gets extorted for a tip, airline launched just to fly dogs, how shopping makes you need to poop, guy ate fried chicken while driving and crashed, and more!

Before long, he's not going to have anything left.  Chicago's best morning radio show now has a podcast! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and remember that the conversation always lives on the Q101 Facebook page.  Brian & Kenzie are live every morning from 6a-10a on Q101.    Subscribe to our channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Q101 Like Q101 on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/q101chicago Follow Q101 on Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/Q101Chicago Follow Q101 on Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/q101chicago/?hl=en Follow Q101 on TikTok HERE: https://www.tiktok.com/@q101chicago?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

S3E055 - Trump's criminal trial begins today in NYC; John Wayne Bobbitt loses more appendages; 'Civil War' movie is NOT about Trump; TV viewers, gameers prefer older content.

Producer Josh updates us on Free Chicken, Buster Olney's awkward interview, and John Wayne Bobbitt

Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson announced a couple of last minute solo gigs and then manned the box office to sell tickets, It Happened Again: Golf edition, St. Louis man with vet obvious neck tattoo alleged to have stolen $1500 worth of vibrators, John Wayne Bobbitt has now lost all of his toes due to camp Lejeune contaminated water

A man sued 50 women for being called a bad date on Facebook, NYC restaurants and replacing employees with Zoom, and a WFH employee was fired for, well, not working. It's almost tax day and we review where your taxes or going, we play Lawrence O'Donnell's takedown of Donald Trump, and Ethan Crumbley's parents were sentenced! John Wayne Bobbitt lost more body parts, the eclipse caused some irrational behavior, and The Vessel at Hudson Yards is re-opening. We also review Celebrity Obits for the week, which results in a way-too-long conversation about OJ!

FULL SHOW | Marty and the team are BACK! Max Gawn reveals "the best kick in the comp", John Wayne Bobbitt has lost more bits, and we get into the suds on a soapy issue.      Tune into Triple M weekdays LIVE from 6-9am and call 1 333 53 to play The Marty Sheargold Show's $10K Spin it DJ. For more Marty gold, head to Youtube.  And for a laugh-fuelled feed, follow us on TikTok and Instagram.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The tv broadcast of Billy Joel's 100th concert at MSG got cut off during "piano man" for breaking news...John Wayne Bobbitt has had something else removed from his body...and we look back at Willie Nelson's tax trouble on tax day!

Men who love women that mutilate them ■ John Wayne Bobbitt redux ■ Why neighbors are lousy eyewitnesses ■ Is Ohio the craziest state? ■ L.A. Larry preps for New England winter - is he doing it right? ■ Why birthdays beat anniversaries

Krazy Train Podcast with Jasmin St. Claire Special Guest: John Wayne Bobbitt Sponsored By: BetOnline.Ag: https://www.betonline.ag/ In part 2, we get more in the details of that night and the life of John Wayne Bobbitt after the incident. Offering a different perspective on the events that gripped the nation's attention. Join us in the conclusion episode as John Wayne Bobbitt recounts the story of that night and the narcissistic traits of their tumultuous relationship. The jealousy that simmered beneath the surface, and that lead-up to the incident that would forever change both of their lives. This is an unfiltered journey into one of the most sensationalized stories of the 1990s. #JohnWayneBobbitt #LorenaBobbitt #TrueCrime #RelationshipStories #SensationalStory #UnfilteredTruth #DomesticIncident #NotoriousIncident #behindthescenes #SincerePerspective #LoveAndJealousy #TrueLifeStory #InfamousIncident #SincereConfession #IntimateInterview #1990sScandal #RelationshipDynamics #ControversialStory #MediaSensation #LifeAfterInfamySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Krazy Train Podcast with Jasmin St. Claire Special Guest: John Wayne Bobbitt Sponsored By: BetOnline.Ag: https://www.betonline.ag/ In this two-part series, we dive deep into the life of John Wayne Bobbitt, offering an intimate and sincere perspective on the events that gripped the nation's attention. Join us in the first episode as John Wayne Bobbitt candidly recounts the story of how he met Lauren and the early days of their tumultuous relationship. Explore the dynamics of their partnership, the jealousy that simmered beneath the surface, and the lead-up to the incident that would forever change both of their lives. This is an unfiltered journey into one of the most sensationalized stories of the 1990s. #JohnWayneBobbitt #LorenaBobbitt #TrueCrime #RelationshipStories #SensationalStory #UnfilteredTruth #DomesticIncident #NotoriousIncident #behindthescenes #SincerePerspective #LoveAndJealousy #TrueLifeStory #InfamousIncident #SincereConfession #IntimateInterview #1990sScandal #RelationshipDynamics #ControversialStory #MediaSensation #LifeAfterInfamySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Excuse maker Antonio Brown joins Tyreek Hill's podcast, We See It Eli Zaret's way, Rosie O'Donnell wants to #FreeMenendezBrothers, Hillsong is another massive church grift, the worst charities in the US, and we talk to John Wayne Bobbitt on his penis-cut-off Anniversary. Eli Zaret drops by to discuss the crappy Detroit Tigers, the Michigan Panthers big OT loss, the Detroit Pistons 2023 draft, College World Series highlights, Donald Trump's golf boasting, Joe & Dr. Jill's major soccer announcement, Eli vs Pride Month, the NHL vs Pride Month, the Detroit Lions new helmet and more. The Titanic has claimed 5 more lives and James Cameron has broken his silence. Like it could have been a bunch of people. The worst stepson seems to have always been a menace. 500 asylum seekers died in the Mediterranean Sea. Dukakis Moments: Willow Smith may have sunk Jim Bentley's campaign. Tom Mazawey is accused of lying about Lili's 'three-on-a-tree' transmission. It's the 30-year anniversary of John Wayne Bobbitt's weiner leaving his body. We chat with John live from the road to get the "real story". Tyreek Hill has a podcast and he landed Antonio Brown as a special guest. Hags: Nicole Eggert. Heather Locklear. Carly Simon. Lauren Sanchez. Elizabeth Hurley (and her son). Kari Lake. Royal Jerks: Taylor Swift refused to be on that beast Meghan Markle's podcast. Netflix has given the royal losers an ultimatum. Prince Harry's content ideas are stupid. The Saudis are now targeting tennis. Adam Rich (who has more Twitter followers than Drew), died of a fentanyl overdose. Rosie O'Donnell believes the Menendez brothers are innocent. Hillsong: A Megachurch Exposed on Max shows that it's a major grift even outside of Justin Bieber's "hot" preacher. Judge Kahlilia Davis is in more trouble and may be the worst judge possibly ever. Some people are saying she will run for election in the future. Ann Arbor doesn't want people to be pulled over anymore. Car vs cop. Cop wins. Don't forget about the 2023 Detroit Ford Fireworks. Listen to them on WJR! The Detroit International RiverWalk is the best in the US... and it's closed for the fireworks. These are the WORST charities in the United States of America. Another person has been sucked into a plane engine and we want video. The Rattletrap was sighted and we got a shoutout. It turns out Rob Cortis' buildings are rattletraps as well. Donald Trump wants a national restriction on abortion. The Wagner mercenaries stirred up a possibly coup in Russia, but then decided it would be easier to go to Belarus. Hunter Biden went from federal plea deal to state dinner. IRS whistleblowers are spilling on Hunter. A leaked WhatsApp message is causing problems. It's just a complicated situation, right? Kadia Iman defends herself following her viral video of ripping a microphone out of a woman's hands. She's also an OnlyFans star. Stuttering John is playing games with an apparent interview WATP. We'd post the tweet, but we're blocked from following him on Twitter for offering him money. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company If you'd like to help support the show… please consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon). Or don't.

Gary Graff's Alice Cooper at 75, Michigan coach Matt Weiss' computer issues, murderer Brian Walshe's Google searches, Jared Goff or Tom Brady, Songwriting Hall of Fame inductees, IG freeing the nipple, Britney Spears tattoo, and a partial list of Drew & Mike beefs. University of Michigan co-offensive coordinator, Matt Weiss, on paid leave for 'computer crimes'. Trudi is confronted with overwhelming flirting from John Wayne Bobbitt. Ron Jeremy has been found unfit for trial even though he looks healthy. Pamela Anderson's reveals her one true love... Tommy Lee. Antonio Brown was totally hacked... according to Antonio Brown. Crazy Britney Spears gets a new tattoo and calls out Justin Timberlake. Lisa Maria looked almost as good as Ron Jeremy at the Golden Globes. Austin Butler needs to stop talking like Elvis. BranDon indulged himself in our newest sponsor, GhostBudsters, and then watched Glass Onion. Gary Graff joins the show to promote his upcoming book, Alice Cooper at 75, available January 31st. Pre-order using our portal, dammit! Rick Wershe (White Boy Rick) has an upcoming on-stage interview with Charlie LeDuff at the Andiamo Celebrity Showroom on March 18th. Journey is in shambles due to the political differences. Drew rolls through a list of the 'beefs' the Drew and Mike Show had over the years. T-Mobile is buying Ryan Reynolds' cell phone company. He needs the money. All the 'classified document' nonsense is leading to tons of conspiracy theories. Drew Crime: Brian Walshe is the 'Tiny-Mouth Murderer'. He is clearly the worst Googler of all-time. Falsely Accused: Sunil Tripathi was misidentified as the Boston Bomber by internet sleuths. An Idaho professor is suing a TikTok star for accusing her of the Idaho Murders. San Francisco presents a reparations plan... that wasn't terribly well received. George Blanda played until he was 48, but looked like he was 84. Twitter Polls: Would you prefer Jared Goff of Tom Brady as the Lions quarterback in 2023? Have you ever had sex with someone on a mattress with no sheets on it? Joe Rogan vs. Howard Stern. Howard remains scared of COVID. Seven new inductees to the Songwriting Hall of Fame. Facebook and Instagram have been forced to free the nipple. We finally get around to listening to Alec Baldwin and Hilarious' phone call following the Rust shooting. Hilarious Baldwin has an entire subreddit dedicated to crapping all over her. Everybody hates Harry and Meghan. Meghan Markle had Andy Cohen, Judd Apatow and Trevor Noah on a very unfunny season finale of her podcast. A listener spotted a nearly perfect Mike Clark separated at birth in the wild. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Fat eating "influencers", John Wayne Bobbitt recaps the Buffalo Bills & his dating history, Antonio Brown posts revenge porn, Madonna's embarrassing tour announcement, Drew Crime stories, Brian Walshe charged with murder, and CBS 62's new news team. Sports: Dallas Cowboys spanked Tampa Bay in what could be Tom Brady's final game. A Damar Hamlin mural has been unveiled in Buffalo. Russell Gage almost became the next Damar Hamlin. The Cowboys kicker had the worst night possibly ever. Dan Campbell joined the Manningcast. Gisele Bundchen is caught with the "gym teacher" again. Karl Hamburger has a clubfoot. Coming Up: Gary Graff will join us this week. White Boy Rick will also call into show to promote his upcoming event with Charlie LeDuff. ABNN: Antonio Brown decided to put revenge porn featuring his huge dong out on SnapChat. The new MLK monument in Boston looks like a dong. Cardi B got all dressed up for court because she forgot to do 15 hours of community service. Olivia Dunne is a certified 'Bonermaker'. Nikocado Avocado is famous for being a fat, unfunny sloth. Denise Bradley tattles on Beaumont Hospital for racism on TikTok. ML Soul of Detroit's new episode covers the QLine. Drew, unfortunately, watched the wrong episode. Oops. Everybody is sick of Jim Harbaugh. Madonna is going on a big tour. She announced it in a really embarrassing way. Hope it sells better than Janet Jackson. Drew is continuing his crusade to pass Adam Rich in Twitter followers. Follow Drew right here! Poll Results: Our audience approves of Glass Onion. We remember Robbie Knievel by watching his interview with Larry King. Shawn Mendes = Milf Hunter. Our Buffalo Bills correspondent, John Wayne Bobbitt, joins the show to explain his Spotify catalog, run through his WhosDatedWho, all the celebrities he hung out with, breakdown Wild Card Weekend, give his hot political takes, shoot his shot with Trudi and more. Suzy Kolber voted for the Buffalo Bills Trainer for NFL MVP and women need to be stripped of voting. Kevin Spacey receives lifetime achievement award because he's such a great guy. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams to get up a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee. Drew Crime: Brian Walshe has been charged with the murder of his wife, Ana Walshe. Bryan Kohberger was sliding into the DM's of one of the Idaho victims. Kohbooger also chatted in Visual Snow Syndrome chatrooms. Drew tells us about the mysterious murder of Allison Rice. Gang shootout at Florida MLK event. 48 Hours covered cosplay killer Melissa Turner. The Glee Curse is real. Grambo once saved BranDon's receding hairline. Marc is on the TJ Holmes and Amy Robach beat. Amy and Billy from Melrose Place reconnected. Charlie LeDuff had Chris Cuomo on his most recent episode of No BS News Hour. 9&10 News welcomes Intern Kennedy. Noel Gallagher is getting a divorce. He also has a new track out with Johnny Marr. Tory Lanez hires Jose Baez. 50 Cent is really sorry for not believing Megan Thee Stallion. Zach Shallcross is the new Bachelor. San Francisco wants to give a bunch of $$$ in reparations to African Americans. CBS 62 News is coming! Luke Laster will kick your ass. MSU sexual assault survey. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker on Netflix, RIP Jeff Beck, a brand-new unsponsored Bonerline, Tom Mazawey gives us the Adam Rich eulogy we were looking for, John Wayne Bobbitt and Trudi work on their podcast, and we're on Lisa Marie Presley Watch. RIP Jeff Beck. Lisa Marie Presley has suffered cardiac arrest and has been hospitalized. Every plane was grounded for the first time since 9/11. Don't worry, Pete Buttigieg is on it. Politricks: Joe Biden has his own 'classified documents' problem. George Santos is a liar but hey, he got elected! Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Dr. Dre. Sports: More 911 tapes of Antonio Brown have been released. The bodycam of Odell Beckham Jr getting kicked off of a plane has been released. The Tigers are making their ballpark more hitter-friendly. The vehicle that struck MSU student, Ben Kable, has been recovered but some people are saying the driver may have fled the country. CNN needs to put together a Larry King Greatest Hits. We have audio to submit. Enjoy the second unsponsored Bonerline of 2023. Call or text 209-66-Boner. Lyla ate lipstick. Drew declares the Trump train over... but the polls tell otherwise. The Ilitch family and Stephen Ross need $800M of taxpayer dollars to finish District Detroit. Mel Gibson is not allowed to be the Grand Marshall of the Mardi Gras parade because of his past. Mel also has a new movie where he's a shock radio host and a caller wants to kill his family. A new Netflix doc tells the story of Kai, the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker. We remember some of the great remixes of the early 2010's. Tom Mazawey joins the show to announce his latest blocks on Twitter, finally give us a proper Adam Rich eulogy, eulogize Charles White who died 10 days before his birthday, recap the first episode of Batman, predict the Lions 2023 draft picks and more. Golden Globe Recap: They had incredibly bad ratings. Eddie Murphy had the best line of the night. Dahmer won a Golden Globe! Damar Hamlin is looking to profit from his cardiac arrest on the field. We check in with John Wayne Bobbitt to get an update on Damar Hamlin, predict a Bills victory over Miami, take shots at Dr. Oz and Oprah, and work out an NDA with Trudi. Trudi has beaten the 44,000 sit-up record at Dr. Roche's office. Prince Harry talks about his abnormally pink weiner... then his mother... then his APW again. Sports II: Jim Harbaugh and Michigan's contract negotiations are out there but Warde Manuel's 'antics' are preventing a deal. Mazi Smith has been sentenced to 12 months probation for his weapons charge. Naomi Osaka is pregnant and will be taking a break from tennis. Kohbooger Update: Bryan Kohberger has always been a stalker. Trudi speculates he wanted to kill that Tinder date. The trial won't even start until the summer. Jersey Shore Family Vacation is on it's way. Drew hates Brendan Schaub. Drew hates Catherine Cohen. Being a younger sibling is totally traumatizing. Update: Lisa Marie is in a coma. We remember her interview with her second husband, Michael Jackson. Top 12 Earning Dead Celebrities! Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

We talk to Butch who retired thanks to TikTok, bad week for Michigan, Damar Hamlin Day, Drew Crime: Bryan Kohbooger update, RIP Eight is Enough's Adam Rich, Billy Bush hot mic issues, Battle of the Network Stars, and the Taliban is right about Prince Harry. The Damar Hamlin saga seems to be wrapping up, but not before the entire NFL pays tribute to him in a performative way. The trainer that saved his life, Frank Somebody, is being considered for the NFL Hall of Fame. The University of Michigan cult is in trouble for cheating. Jim Harbaugh and the NFL seem like destiny. Aaron Rodgers has a new piece and she's a billionaire's daughter. Drew engaged with people that were part of Tom Mazawey's Twitter Block Party. We call Butch Marion. He was working "40-hours" a week at Walmart until some TikTok dude made him famous and got him $120K+ on GoFundMe. Donate to Butch right here. Drew Crime I: It's not a good idea to rob restaurants in Texas. You could die like this guy did. A 6-year-old in 1st grade purposely shoots his teacher. Nice parenting. Bryan Kohberger is NOT a genius. BTK Killer has made a statement. The vehicle involved in the Benjamin Kable hit-and-run has been located. Vin Diesel starred in the latest Dateline about the Connie Dabate murder. Intern Kennedy is on the move and headed to 9 & 10 News in Northern Michigan. Dick Vitale live-tweeted and old Detroit Lions game. Drew Crime II: 20/20 covered the case of Antonio and Dawn Armstrong. 54 was enough for Adam Rich. Rest in peace. We remember Battle of the Network Stars. Wayne Gretzky is super-fast. Check out Lizzo's sexy swim suit, do not body shame her. Billy Bush busted with a hot mic yet AGAIN. GMA employees are "praying" that Amy Robach gets fired for nailing TJ Holmes. Michael Strahan is interviewing not-a-Prince Harry tomorrow. The Taliban is really angry at Harry. Britney vs Jamie Lynn Spears Part 4,384. Paris Hilton performed with Miley Cyrus and Sia on New Year's Eve for a reason no one can figure out. Our Buffalo Bills correspondent, John Wayne Bobbitt, is nowhere to be found. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Drew Crime: The case against Bryan Kohberger, Prince Harry whoppers, Damar Hamlin updates, a brand-new Bonerline, Top Hits of the 80's, Tom Mazawey dials in and we deep dive on Bob Rivers' Twisted Tunes. BranDon and Karl workshopped some potential John Wayne Bobbitt podcasts. Damar Hamlin Fallout Part 2: Damar has awoken and he totally won... the game of life! The Bills/Bengals game will not be completed, leading BranDon and Jim to 3rd place finishes in their respective Fantasy Football Leagues. Joy Behar blames heterosexual conservative men for all football violence. Kelly Stafford lets us know "it's ok to not be ok". Drew Crime: The Idaho Murders affidavit has been released and Bryan Kohberger is the worst Criminology PHD possibly ever. A man in Utah slaughtered his entire family. The Tesla dad remains the worst would-be murderer in history. We finally find out who killed Takeoff... aaaaaand he's out of jail. Enjoy the first unsponsored Bonerline of 2023. Call or text 209-66-Boner. GM > Toyota. Stories from Prince Harry's book are leaking and there are some WHOPPERS in there. Reminder that Harry and Meghan are the most hated people on the planet. The Biggest Hits of the 1980's that you don't remember. Sean Penn wants all the unvaccinated people out there to go to jail. Music: It's time for our annual viewing of We Are the World by USA for Africa. The lead singer of Alien Ant Farm (remember them?) is in trouble for grabbing some dude's hand during the show and touching his weiner with it. Cardi B is worried about the economy and inflation. Tom Mazawey joins us pre-bowling to discuss Damar Hamlin, defend Damar's homophobic tweets, declare Denny Kellington a hero, let us know that Jim Harbaugh will be back coaching for Michigan in 2023, pop off on Michigan's crappy showing in bowl games and more, predict TCU over Georgia, predict a Lions loss this week and more. Politricks: Debbie Stabenow is hanging it up and will not run for re-election in 2024. Kevin McCarthy just can't win the Speaker of the House. Big Gretch's husband, Dr. Marc Mallory, is forced to retire early over death threats. Michigan Supreme Court Justice Kyra Harris Bolden messed up when she hired Pete Martel. Benjamin Kable was hit and killed in Oakland Township and authorities are looking for the driver. We deep dive on Bob Rivers' Twisted Tunes. Adele's health is so bad she can barely walk on stage. A creepy Dearborn pedophile has been sent to prison for 15 years. Hunter Dickinson talks a lot of crap. Michigan and MSU clash this weekend. Tom Hanks participates in even more nepotism as he casts his youngest son, Truman, in a movie. Chet Hanks tries to recruit BranDon to HanxFit again. Jonah Hill's boring psychiatrist movie has an insane Rotten Tomatoes score. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

John Wayne Bobbitt joins us as our Buffalo Bills correspondent, Steven Tyler sex assault accusation, Jason Alexander breaks silence on marring Britney, US Soccer tattletales, Damar Hamlin 'canceled' while in a coma, and a loser fails at killing his family by driving off a cliff. Damar Hamlin Update: 'Mr. Frog' went back and found some of his bad tweets when he was an 11-year-old in order to cancel him. Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe yelled at each other about Skip's tweet. Barbara Walters was on the forefront of interviewing parents of murderers when she talked to John Hinckley's slow mom and dad. USMNT Gregg Berhalter is in trouble for being really mean to Gio Reyna. Gio's mommy and daddy tattle on Berhalter for an incident that occurred over 30 years ago. The worst husband/father possibly ever launched a Tesla over a cliff. NC State football broadcaster Gary Hahn was temporarily suspended for saying 'illegal aliens' during the Sun Bowl. Australian TV presenter Mylee Hogan got in trouble for a good callback joke. Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus get into the NYE game. Bryan Kohlberger has loose BTK connections besides both being total loads. John Kelly correctly declares Kohlberger a moron. Catherine Gurd was so hot at the Peach Bowl that we all need to know who she is now. Enjoy! Look At Me: Tia Carrere wants to remind you that you'd still nail her on her 56th birthday. Check out how hot Gwyneth Paltrow is with her daughter. Paula Abdul with the worst case of filtering possibly ever. Screamin' Scott moves from WRIF to WCSX. HEY!!! We reconnect with John Wayne Bobbitt to make him our Buffalo Bills reporter. He tries to rekindle his romance with Trudi. Top 50 Most Streamed Albums Made Before 2000. Marc finally watched Top Gun: Maverick and wants a version of just the plane scenes. Steven Tyler is accused of sexual assault of a minor in the 70s. The same minor he wrote about nailing in his autobiography. The actors from the 1968 Romeo and Juliet movie are suing because they were nude on film at 15 & 16-years-old. Al Roker is back, baby! Some dude named 'Seedfeeder' provided a lot of graphic NSFW pics on Wikipedia. Politricks: Dan Quayle was pretty dumb. Kevin McCarthy keeps losing and losing and losing. Congressman George Santos is a hilariously bad liar. Netflix has a brand-new 4-part doc on Bernie Madoff called Madoff: The Monster of Wall Street. Amy Robach is seen leaving TJ Holmes' place in the tightest pants after TJ's wife finally speaks out. Jason Alexander tells his story of the greatest weekend ever... to Kato Kaelin. Kate Hudson wishes Britney a happy birthday for some reason. Hunter Dickinson like to talk trash a lot. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan's highest rated mortgage company Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).