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The story of King Arthur you know and love, now with giant elephants and octopus women! Guy Ritchie's paws are all over this film, as are the paws of giant wolves, the wings of giant bats, and the scales of giant snakes. And that's just the first half before it all really goes off the rails and slides into a multidimensional clusterfuck that can only be saved by something big (but not too big). Trailer: Boners of The Heart

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN SPREAD THE WORD With guest Walk Out Boy Tim Batt (Worst Idea Of All Time) the crew get shipshape for half of the new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. Does this new entry to the franchise adhere to Joseph's three rules of POTC movies? Are fish submarines? And what does documentary filmmaker Michael Moore have to do with this movie? All this and a very creepy new sponsor in this week's episode! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

In this 44th watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Timbo reckons he's cracked the real story arc of Squirrell; his conversion to Judaism. Guyguy has been looking at online reviews of a certain North Hollywood cafe (which turns out to not be in North Hollywood) which is fraught with credit card theft! Maximum Joseph may not know his drugs too well and one of the boiz decides the movie is great. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Friendzone is in a backroom at the tremendous Enmore Theatre in Sydney this week as The Flash tries dominate wee Timbo. The pair are talking deers, cold pools and most importantly LETTERS AND STUFF! Fan mail! Messages of support. Offers of big cinemas for one off events. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

GuyGuy is back and Timbo is back and they're not happy to be back because WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS is also back. Our podcast hosts are crest-fallen and truly clutching at straws now. Gone are the carefree days of Adam Sandler and Shaq. Wistful, are the memories of Carrie and the gals. But alas, this film has no Coffee Guy. OR DOES IT?! After an extended metaphor about the washed out party this podcast adventure has become, Timbly decides WAYF is actually about dads and Guybo share personal stories of poo and strip clubs. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ In this live episode the boys review the first half of The Boss Baby with the help of a fan's parents in the audience. There is also a public apology from one of the Walk Out Boys for betraying the trust of his fellow boy and his loyal fans (hint: it's not Nic). Plus extra special James Cromwell news! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ Best friends Timbo and Guyguy have just woken up and results have varied! Monty's rocking a crocky voice and troubles with techniology, Tim is adonning an upbeat attitude and a bright business idea involving desserts. Great letters this week and too many shout outs for live shows. Plus technical errors a plenty - enjoy. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by ComedyFestival.co.nz Recorded in a kitchen because someone lost their keys to the podcast studio; It's TWIOAT! In this episode, the man known as Guy Montgomery's dark and hidden past is alluded to. As is Tim's dark centre. The boys have many announcements this week; Such as WE NEED MORE SQUIRRELS, and WE NEED LESS JOHNNY DEPP. A new, not-quite-new segment is (re)introduced involving a grandfather clock. Plus Spindly won a fridge. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by The New Zealand International Comedy Festival Your boiz are joined by Aussie comedian Tom Walker and it's a cozy watch of WAYF for the gents in The Lucky Country with a healthy heaping of snuggling and real lack of clothing from Flash. The Fuccboiz are assessed through the lens of DnD via Tom's head and we see how close Zacole came to NOT being a homophobic villian. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a tale as old as time: a prince is given a terrible curse along with his swan-loving staff, reading eight books somehow makes you a scholar, and being gay is a great punchline. You'd think it would be easy to make up the second half of a very faithful adaptation of an animated movie that Joseph and Nic have already seen. Somehow they still manage to get hung up on soup for the second week in a row. Featuring the worst song to ever appear in a Disney movie. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

Needing a break from American blockbusters, we took in half of the French biopic of Jacques Cousteau! A gorgeous looking film about a man who loves the sea more than he loves his sons or his wife. Nic and Joseph butcher the beautiful French language and the life of this venerated explorer, the podcast gains a young new sponsor, and please James Cromwell if you're out there let us know that you are alive! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COM The boys have decided to take the movie into its natural environment: Da Club. Recorded in downtown Auckland city at a underfilled club on a Friday night, Timbo is sharing personal tales of drug busts at music festivals and Guyguy is coming in hot with da club commentary and questioning Shakespeare's utility. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COM Timbley and Flashman have decided to take a breif detour from the streets of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and stroll down Memory Lane to visit Carrie and the girls. The boyz are having trouble listening to each other and Dickbot's bot dick gets a lot of chatter. Plus some armchair psychology on Adam Sandler! Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZIt's the dawn of a brave new year and Chris and Eli have decided they're both straight now. YAY RESOLUTIONS! Let's talk about Transparent, bi-sexual X-Factor contestants and a bunch of celebs who came out of the closet in the last 365 days.Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by FLICKS.CO.NZ We saw the first half of Star Wars spinoff/prequel Rogue One and let me tell you, it sure seemed like some good stuff was going to go down in the second half! Featuring another embarrassing attempt by Joseph to explain the Star Wars universe, more discussion on why old white CGI actors are getting all the roles, and a climactic finale involving a famous coffee chain and the return of an old Gungan friend! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Remember those little guys you put on the top of pencils? They're a movie now! A very fun movie about trolls with celebrity voices who just want to rave all night to the hottest mash ups! Their hair does lots of crazy stuff and that's just fine! Some goblins want to eat the trolls and possibly shove them elsewhere! Justin Timberlake has a huge gripe with the Mickey Mouse Club! And did you guess that this film ends with some very confusing time travel? All this and Alive And Cromwell on this week's trolltastic episode! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE Timbo is a guest of this episode of Guybo's poddy - The Worst Idea of All Time. Ole Monty ain't happy because his co-host is now ONE WATCH AHEAD in his WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS viewing. The boiz are talking The Sandler Approach to film-making and the biggest thing missing from WAYF - Efron's erect noodle. Some great character play coming out again from Flash himself and a take on the best bit about young kids from the Battman. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ TOO BAD SANTA: It's the most wonderful, horrific, offensive, disgusting time of the year! We saw half of long awaited (?) sequel to Bad Santa, Bad Santa 2! Now with more uses of the N word, more relentless dwarf jokes, and more Kathy Bates taking a dump! And that's all before we start making stuff up...The second half features more discussion of Cameron Diaz in The Mask than you would expect from a movie she is not in, as well as a truly special end to Tim Allen's The Santa Claus franchise. We're truly sorry about this disgusting episode. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

GuyGuy and TimTim are very thankful for all their lovely fans and their excellent messages of support. The Flash is back to doing voices, Batman is delving into horoscopes. There are some truly, TRULY excellent fanmail in this zone so: Get. It. In. You. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ The Harry Potter world is back! But did it ever leave or are all movies actually Harry Potter movies? This one stars Eddy Redmayne as a weird wizard in a brave new world of weird wizards proving possibly that wizard schools might not be producing the most well-rounded adults. The second half gets bogged down heavily in the baking of pastries and the cooking of pizza, and there are some hideous revelations about the true nature of these fantastic beasts and the supposed 'heroes' of the story. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COM The boys are up to their 24th watch (though this is news to Timbo) and it is becoming apparent they have no any desire to engage with the film. What they would prefer is to talk about milk. The nature of it, the social propriety attached to its consumption and the changing appropriateness of it as one ages. Guyguy lays down a framework for a good omelette and confesses to a heavy sugar intake during his university years while trying to impress children with his reckless diet. A bet is placed which backfires spectacularly for Spindley and this week, we've got a special, sentimental cocktail with a lot of diary and a little narcotics. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZIn this emergency broadcast of The Male Gayz, Eli is in studio in Auckland and Chris is on tour in Wellington but that won't stop them putting out an emergency broadcast addressing certain idiot New Zealand self-appointed pastors who claim gays are causing earthquakes. On this Bad Religious People v The Gayz ep we also learn who the true enemy of the Westboro Baptist Church is, find out the secret malevolence of Urban Outfitter AND talk a lot about wizards - both good and bad ones.Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Nic and Joseph sadly walk out of the excellent Arrival, the movie about squid (or hand)-shaped aliens squirting goo on a wall. But what do you get an alien for its birthday when it has no concept of time? How helpful will they even be in an ET-like crisis? And what hero of the Walk Out Boys podcatic-universe will arrive to save the day YET AGAIN? Featuring our new segment Alive And Cromwell, where we check in on actor James Cromwell to make sure we never incorrectly mistake him for being dead again! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Marvel's Dr Strange, a film about incredible possibilities and a doctor who is AT LEAST a little bit strange. In this epic journey of getting hand injuries, Nic and Joseph have learned that reading books doesn't necessarily make you a wizard. Sometimes your dad being rich will make you a wizard! Nic reveals his very rebellious past as a sparkling-wielding a-hole of a kid and Joe is really enjoying all the cogs that are present in the fight scenes of this first half of a movie. Don't miss the fantastic assumed second half of this adventure delivered by your Walk Out Boys but also really REALLY don't mention Inception. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZTime to grab your flash light and get under the covers cause this ep is a steamy Sealed Section special! Chris and Eli discuss sexual experiences with men, women and in the great outdoors. Also in the mix this week, dream celeb orgy lists - who makes the cut? Plus the first ever openly gay celeb, the real number of queer folk living in the country AND which social media platform is best for sending messages?Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Recorded live at The Children's Creativity Museum in front of a live audience. Spindley and Guybo have just watched the film in a self-contained fartbox, partially at 120% speed; A real game changer! Hear a story about Rugrats ill-conceived sequel series (which may or not be real), a rant against the 49ers and James Reid's secret masturbatory preferences. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZChris and Eli are put forward some incredible fan theories about sexuality and gender identity of characters from Pokemon, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls and Harry Potter. Along the way, they identify which ones were actually probably gay and which ones Eli was just projecting himself onto. The boys also dig into pronouns for different folks and a re-watch of The Secret Garden!Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

NOT SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA (yet) The boiz are back together in the flesh at last and they're so excited about it they confidentally f up which epsiode they're up to, right outta the gate. United, Guybo and Timbly turn on Zacole and deconstruct the flaws behind this issue-ridden 'hero' of the film. They then turn their critical eyes to the problems with Summerfest (and there's a lot). Also this week - is this truly Page's film? The Flash turns out an amazing sentimental prank and #TWIOAT is back to courting Blaze Pizza. So please, tweet a selfie and tag in @BlazePizza @GuyMont and @Tim_Batt. Together, we'll get these boys paid. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A zone in which Guy and Tim plug comedy gigs that have now already happened (sorry, little late to publish this one) and Tim reveals what lies in waiting at BlazePizza.co.nz - a domain he personally owns. A national kiwi shaming of our whacky naming scheme for sports teams is shouldered by the boiz and the concept of a Very Grown Ups Christmas is suggested by a listener. Ultimately, it's all about LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.