The Worst Idea Of All Time

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESLive from The Bell House in New York City, home to the Sex and The City gals, Guy and Tim are putting a bow on it in front of a live crowd. The knife is replaced, the Brady v Dickbot fight is ending. It's truly the end of an era. Listen with love in your hearts and hope for the lads as they briefly rest before setting out for one more final season.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are watching Sex and The City 2 for the second to last time EVER! It's an exciting time, producing a surprisingly low energy episode. Beaten and battle-worn, the lads have allowed the Sandlerverse to pop its head back into the fold and Guy has an insane theory about what background characters on the phone are doing. Whitecliff Jean features, as does Roald Dahl.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim share are in NYC! The pair share their epic travelling tales in this mini episode and shower their appreciation on all the contributors to the show. Thank you one and all!Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are on a plane. They are nearing the end. Tim is reaching very deeply to find a shining light. Guy is crossing the seasonal streams by introducing Steve Buscemi to Mr Big. The pilot is mic'ed up and NZ superstar Kim Crossman is also on board. Not long to go now folks.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back in The Friendzone, enjoying some lovely music (courtesy of Mild 7 via Lotus Pool Records) and diving into some listener support, chatter from sub Reddit (r/TWIOAT). Intergallatic Gloryhole appears in the stars, Tim cannot remember Guy AND MORE SANDWICH JOKE EXPLAINATION!Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESOh boy, the lads are on the floor, beaten down and the ref has started the count. While not quite out of the fight yet, Guy and Tim are severly injured and mentally damaged. How many Hulk Hogans can stop a comet? What is the game of Cub? What is Coffee Guy's true origin? What was King from Tekken? Only one way to find out folks.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim release a mini episode of the podcast to thank people who have been giving us money and let you know our impending plans!Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are surrounded by summer. Deciding to open their hearts (and the studio door) to the surrounds welcomes in a bunch of neighbourhood kids cooling off in the pool and the sounds of cicadas. The Knife is also back in the co-host hot seat this week. Regular segments checking in with Brady, Dickbot and everyone's favourite big ideas man, Mr Big combine with discussions on Obama's weed smoking habits, Borat and Jamie Oliver.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThe boys have enlisted the assistance of bloody excellent Aussie comedian Becky Lucas (@becky_lucas89) and she has watched the film hung over and emotional. Crying no less than seven times during the film, Becky is bringing some spicy, fair dinkum suggestions to Coffee Guy and Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas. Also on this week's venture; understanding ISIS, sympathy for Carrie and the continuing debate of the Sand Wedge (sandwich?) joke (joke?)Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim sounds like he's in a box. Why? Because apparently after over 100 episodes, the boys still haven't figured out how to record properly. After disabling his own microphone and having to come through Guy's, Tim is hyped up for The Worst Idea of All Time slummer party. It's a late night viewing and a pitch black podcast record. Another discussion of the 'sand wich' joke, a deep dive into the world of MKP (MPK to the unitiated) and some bold claims about Runkle's acting ability are abound.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThis tank is running low on gas folks. But luckily, the end is in sight for our two kiwi battlers. The Church of Noeth(spelling?), the ire of Nicky, the superior swimming skills of Guy - all are on show in this episode. A web-enabled rat super species are now a terrifying possibility and the wedding was probably expensive. ALSO - Guy and Tim are coming back to America for the finale episode.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim's in Wellington, Guy's in Christchurch. But one thing won't change: These boys are spending the morning with MPK and four lovely ladies travelling to Abu Dhabi. The mood is low but shining lights still find a way to punch through. The movie's structure is discussed at a length it doesn't deserve and Brady's out to play.Shout out to Joshua Peters who provided a brand-new outro on this episode.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThis ep features an all too overlooked character - Magda, the housekeeper. Is she a competing robot vying with Dickbot for domination? Is she a Russian spy? Miranda's importance to the Rat King arc is drawn out. Mr Big is splitting his focus between deadliest catch and a new idea: retractable, blendable knives in a pack the size of a deck of cards.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim dig into a very heavy Dickbot v Brady episode discussing the possibilities and probabilities of a Rat King going toe-to-toe with a cold, electronic maniac. The Pretender makes an appearance also, as does Viper and some Nickelodeon childhood memories.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESNobody is going to listen to a five-hour episode so I hardly think I need to include a description.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThat's right listeners, Mr Paul Scheer (host of How Did This Get Made) - the reason you probably know about Tim and Guy whatsoever, is finally on the podcast. And it's his third time watching Sex and The City 2! Paul joins the lads from Los Angeles and discusses men's packages, the general apparent loathing among the girls that seems to have spilled into the movie and a lack of desirable male partners for the film's protagonists.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim seem to have subbed out for two good ol boys from the American South - Stevenson and Warren. They share stories from their past, their family and their unique perspective on the film shaped by their southern upbringing. BIGPIPE BROADBAND supports this episode, Brady watches over it and Warren and Stevenson wrap it on a musical number.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESBrought to you by BIGPIPE! Guy and Tim got bored so they've grabbed the microphone and roamed the streets of suburban New Zealand. Their trip includes fireworks blowing up in the background and a quick shop at the supermarket. While freaking out passers by who are watching two men with headphones on talking into beanie, a lot of ground is covered. Tim digs into SJP's comparative acting strengths and weaknesses. He then proceeds to fill in some blanks on Coffee Guy's past. Guy is the smartest man in the room. Enjoy.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy's in Melbourne, Tim's in New Zealand. The latter of the boys has strayed and briefly bailed to the glorious internet during this watch as he just couldn't take it anymore. Off the back of this diversion, we've got some IMDB facts about the film this week. A frank discussion on the nature of death by drowning, another chapter in the Brady v Dickdot battle and a flick through Big's Big Book of Ideas ensues.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim have been sent a Elton John-flavoured Coffee Guy (Man) theme song from a fan. It's time for the Annual Hand Awards, the mere mention of Brady's name is eliciting fear all over the shop and Guy is tickled by an drink pouring extra in the wedding scene.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESKARMA COLA showers the boys in sponsor kisses this week. Guy takes us back to his Canadian adventures, Tim is now working in a bar. Mr Big meanwhile has found a way to sell octopus feces to the masses. Coffee Guy is putting rockets in shoes, on account of his inventor father, ya see? Meanwhile Carrie and Big have been spotted off the usual film set and they have NOT been well received.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThis ep is brought to you by Bigpipe so suck on that! Tim and Guy are back to the banal normal vanilla viewings at home and it's not going well. Talk about chimps ripping faces off, musical motifs and far too much time spent discussing whether Sex and The City 2 should have had a subtitle. Coffee Guy has a 4 metre wing span OR DOES HE?! There's a treasure map now and Dusty Springfield makes an appearance.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back home. There's no guests. There's no flashy location. There's no live audience. Just two guys, one movie, 32nd watch. Mr Big has a sixteen piece ska band. Guy flips his mattress because of French crumbs and possibly human discharge. A lot of whispering going on. Plus Coffee Guy has started educating children!Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are in LA doing a live record during the #Audible LA Podcast Festival 2015. AND WHAT AN EPISODE! Guy talks masturbating to Lizzie McGuire, Tim's theory on where cheese comes from (again), the Grown Ups/Sex and The City cross over, random audience member's opinion on whether or not we're comedy geniuses (spoiler: we are) and all the Brady-loving, Mr Big Idea-ing, Shining Lighting, Coffee Guying updates you know and love.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESPaul F Tompkins joins the lads for the second part of this special two part episode. Bigpipe.co.nz also joins the fray in the form of a great sponsor. In this edition: PFT takes the lads through a cultural maze including a Streetcar Named Desire and a horror film called Thinner. The Dickbot v Brady rumble gains exciting new perspectives and there's one hell of a three-way scat off as the trio delve into what that crazy coffee consumer is up to this week.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESPaul F. Tompkins joins Guy and Tim for a watch of Sex and The City 2. The comedy and podcasting great has seen both movies and every episode of the TV show so watch out for some in depth knowledge about everyone's favourite franchise! The trio cover ground including the Cookie Monster, the oppressive use of fashion and Canterbury prop great Col Barrell (four caps for the ABs but no international matches). ENJOY! Part two to come soon...Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThe lads are on a 13 hour flight (in coach, no less) to The States for the 2015 Los Angeles Podcast Festival. But before the big show, they're battling sleeping pills, international date lines and moderate alcohol consumption at 10,000 feet to rejoin their favourite four gals. Tim finds sympathy for Charlotte, Guy finds a opening for Mr Big joining Tenacious D and Karma Cola is bringing the support and love from the homeland.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESLONG LIVE KARMA COLA (and death to Blaze Pizza), the lads have finally got a show sponsor. The corporate injection has added a spring in Tim and Guy's step but it's only short lived as another diabolical watch of SaTC2 sends their minds in deep theories of AI. Also this week - hidden anti-Government messages Michael Patrick King is trojan horsing into the public consciousness, terrible metaphorical applications of carbonara sauce and a potential opponent for Brady the Rat King.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back! Now separated by different seas and timezones, Tim is recording from a five-star resort in Thailand while Guy has just arrived into Sydney, Australia. With a renewed vigour and keen desire to add some Grown Ups 2 back to the mix, the lads are well and truly back after a significant absence. Loaded with more conspiratorial theories on Michael Patrick King, Mr Big (and his Big Book of Ideas) and a surprisingly long chat on Sony's beleaguered Minidisc technology - this truly is an unmissable chapter of the journey.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim is angry, tired and lashing out at Guy. Guy is trying to hold the show together. An 11:30pm watch of Sex and The City 2 has proven too much for the NZ based half of the podcasting duo, with Tim barely able to keep his eyes open and mouth moving. Guy meanwhile paints an incredible picture of Mr Big's latest Big Idea - a sexual speak easy franchise which has been funded by Brady - The Ratking. Plus, does Coffee Guy have ties to an intelligence agency linked to the Sheikh? Time will tell.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESFriend of the TWIOAT, award-winning comedian Rose Matefeo is back on the podcast, beaten down by 2.5 hours of Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte. Hot topics this week include Rose's fascination with when cheating actually matters, an introduction of Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas and the ridiculous campy fashion of SATC2. This week, Rose, Guy and Tim are talking bombs, spies and who would want to see Daniel Craig popping uppers. Plus, exactly what genre of film is Sex and The City 2? Time will tell. Or possibly not.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are separated still by thousands of kms (or miles, if you like) and several timezones but NOTHING will stop them watching Sex and The City 2 for the two dozenth time. The boys are upset but sobre. Depressed but communicating. Some fans got in touch who watched the movie with their reviews. Coffee Guy gets a late and quick but still very meta mention this week. And a scandal that Tim's labelling TateGate looks at what might bind Brady The Rat King with Aidan Shaw's kids...Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy has gone to Europe, Tim is stuck back in New Zealand. It is the middle of the night for Tim, the morning for Guy. The only thing that unites them is a shared, unbridled rage for Sex and The City 2. This recent watch, away from eahc other or anyone else has forced the pair to engage with the film and the results are dire.The lads are not letting Michael Patrick King off the hook this ep, quite the opposite in fact. In between giving the writer/director/producer unhealthy amounts of shade, we get a return to the old favourites as we find out what coffee guy's been up to and find some short, sharp shining lights. Enjoy.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESMichael Patrick King is an imaginary character invented by Sarah Jessica Parker, Tim is impressed by almost literally everyone. Tim also explores how to survive on a desert island with Miranda's boss, Tom. Guy attempts to defend his position of having Usian Bolt like speed over middle distance running ability. Coffee guy and the Rat King Brady have teamed up and plenty more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim decide to try and form a drinking game out of Sex and The City 2. Just like the Grown Ups 2 version of the game, things get messy quickly and the rules are less than obvious. Discussions of America's holiday pay, Charlotte's ample bossomed nanny and violent threats from Tim against Guy are all on the table. The lads also seem to have a strong yearning to return to their season one Sandlerific movie, which just goes to show: The grass is always greener on the other side. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim and Guy are back on the couch and this week joined by professional film reviewer Dom Corry of TheGoodInMovies.com and BOY IS HE FIRED UP! Having followed the TV series across its many seasons, Dom brings a knowledge, enthusiasm and articulation rarely heard on this God-forsaken project. It's a refreshing change of pace and one that Tim is constantly battling against. Meanwhile Guy's taking a backseat and tricking Mr Corry on the extra-circular (and very spiritual) activities of 'Sex' cast members.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESFruit bowls should not be viewed travelling. The Pope is rocking a Prius, maybe because you're buying a six inch chicken fillet sub. New Hampshire's amazing rugby team love shins! Meanwhile we should all be Decalling Our Niqabs. And if Sex and The City 2 is like an acid trip - what KIND of acid trip is it like? Only one way to find out... LISTEN TO THIS EP!Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESHow long does a corpse take to break down inside a camel? How could Guy and Tim improve Sex and The City 2? How cold is SO cold that you start fighting white people? What's the best time to nag a clothes dryer? These are the questions two guys from New Zealand ask at 1am after watching the movie for the 18th time.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy's asleep. Katy Perry has been sucked into an inter-dimension portal and is now representing this earthly realm in other galaxies. The costume department are DC comic book fans. Coffee man has been involved in a horrific but hilarious skydiving incident. Tim can't get enough of Samantha's concrete bangs and the lads dip back into Paddy Swartz territory. Guy postulates that Tim is involved in a liberal conspiracy involving ear wax and John Grisham (who may or may not be dead). Enjoy.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESNic Sampson and Joseph Moore from the Cheap Tuesday podcast join Guy and Tim for their sixteenth watch of the film and it quickly descends into a 1am drunken free for all. Nic and Joe try their best to recreate the entire film in 4 minutes and barely miss a single plot point. We discover that Mr Big is possibly colourblind and that he should be called JJ (or Big J). We also happen upon the possibility of Carrie is magical. Enjoy this extra (arguably TOO) long guest episode.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESDid Michael Patrick Harris make Sex and The City 2 exclusively on iPhone4s and one Macbook? Is the movie aging, like a human? Should Carrie's book really have been a book? What is the sentient robot spirit Billy? Should Steve be reading audiobooks? Is this too many questions?Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESAn AM watch of the movie hasn't done much to lift the spirits of Guy and Tim. During yet another punishing viewing of the film, a plumber appeared, flatmates were in and out but when the excitement lowered and dust settled - it was just another morning with two idiots on a couch.In this celebrity heavy ep, the lads discuss a love of Sarah Michelle Gellar, discuss Angelina Jolie's vile of blood and question whether Freddy Prince Jnr's kids are good kids. Also Austin Powers and some actual Sex and The City chatter to boot.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back just two days after their last trip to Abu Dhabi. In a far more upbeat mood than last episode when we left our heroes, the lads are tackling issues as diverse as Madonna, the human body while electrocuted and punching horses. Guy's appreciating the ladys' propensity to get boozed in all circumstances, Tim's trying to see some positivity in a music cue. Meanwhile, there's a weird glitch in the Matrix involving a magazine on a plane.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESFresh off a comedy tour, Guy has arrived back in town and first order of business is sitting down for a late night watch of Sex and The City 2 with Tim. It's not pretty. As the lads come, probably the closest to blows since their project begun, the over-exhausted mental spillings of the plucky kiwis are juvenile, puerile and just plain stupid.Guy is keen to discuss boner etiquette, Tim's digging into the Rat King mythology and ringing random phone numbers. Meanwhile the one dozenth watch crawls depressingly by.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim have turned their heads inside out watching the movie for the 11th time and it's taken ahold of their sanity. Let the record show, these boys are going quite bonkers, inventing false narratives about Brady becoming a rat king, Carry's floor being littered with noodles as a goof and a whole lot of semen involved with Mr Big's latest venture.Tim's also discovered a great new error, a new dimension is added to our favourite coffee addict and Guy's gabbing about brooms. A lot.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESRecorded in front of a live audience in downtown Auckland at The Montecristo, the lads' Sex and The City 2-watching has now reached double digits. Tim explores his rich employment and travel past, Guy comes up with seven great ways to use a self-regeneration power. A fantastic idea for SATC3 is put forward and we find out how to use the phrase "Like a corpse in a cyclone".Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are on death's door. After a weekend where the two lads collectively performed in 11 comedy shows and made from scratch a entire short film, they are absolutely spent. The resulting watch of Sex and The City 2 is distracted, tired and filled with red wine. Guy ponders the results of Brady's mouse maze experiment and we get a visit from the podcast's first sponsor, the CEO of Cogs Unlimited.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back from a short absence but it's like no time has passed between the last watch of Sex and The City 2. This time, the lads are watching in front of a live audience downstairs in the concrete basement of a pizza restaurant - The Montecristo, which the boys are running as a new comedy venue in their hometown. Tim's upset at a wedding drummer, Guy runs through the nightmare of eating diamonds and many confused and confusing film references (including Ghostbusters, Wizard of Oz and Shawshank Redemption) also insue.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESAustralian comedian Gen Fricker joins Tim and Guy for a hugley disappointing watch of Sex and The City 2. As a 'Sex' fan, Gen is thoroughly hurt by the movie and wastes no time in lighting the fuse on a feminist hurricane of a podcast. The lads new bestie, Gen provides a much needed take from a fan of the original series and discusses live tigers being nailed to walls, taking drugs in a cupboard and what friendship is all about.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are both naked, least for a pair of underwear each. They sit together on a couch, under a blanket, watching Sex in The City 2 for the sixth time in as many weeks on a small screen tablet connected to a bluetooth speaker. The kiwi lads are still in Melbourne, Australia. They have lost their minds. This episode features a fan fiction story from Tim, multiple accusations from Guy to his fellow podcaster and some math on a calculator watch. Enjoy. They sure didn't.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESIn this fifth watch of Sex and the City 2, Tim and Guy welcome back friend of the podcast James Acaster as a coping mechanism. The episode that follows a gruelling fifth watch of the film covers an exciting new name for small vibrators, Carrie's precarious standing as a fashion icon, a role play of just how the movie got over the line in the first place and an exciting new theory on just exactly where our favourite extra is off to. Spirits are neither high nor low, the movie is undeniably too long and you can't see it, but the boys have fear in their eyes.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.