APR: Audacious Public Radio

Its time for part two of our excursion through Reddit's explosively popular Am I the Asshole? sub. There's just too many "people" walking among us that are begging to be exposed. At least it keeps our side-eye game strong. Tune in!

This week we decide to take a detour from our regular new commentary to dive into the subreddit that we love dragging in our everyday lives, AITA. First up is a woman who wants to know if SITA for kicking out her friend's boyfriend from a group chat because he relentlessly fat shaming her in the chat. A roommate switches out his almond milk for some regular milk to show his thieving roommate that he knows his almond milk is being siphoned. We talk about how one young woman's sister slept with her biological father yet her mother is not angry her daughter slept with her ex, but rather at the poster who divulged the secret to her sister. Lastly, a man wants to know if HITA for eating more than his fair share of a six foot party sub at his friends fight night. Join us for episode 27 of APR! 

It's Wednesday my dudes. This time we get into it about airlines, prison-worthy cooking skills (or lack thereof), homeopathic remedies, and so much more. Give us a listen. If you want to be entertained, that is.

It is episode 25! Sometimes when you buy a car at auction there is just two kilos of heroin inside which is what an Alabama man encountered in Tennessee. Magic mushrooms are injected by a man this week and allegedly the mushrooms start growing in his bloodstream. A woman in Provo, Utah attacks a liquor store cashier and when police tell her to identify herself she claims she is Satan. A man in India sells military secrets for nudes. 

We're back once again to touch on the general madness of this plane. This time we talk about how one man's trash is another's treasure, obscure religions, the internet of things, and just.... Florida. It really is a lawless land.

AND WE ARE BACK! Did you miss us? Have you received your stimulus checks.... I mean Covid relief payment. This week Mitch McConnell's trap house was spray painted asking about stimmy checks. Florida is still Florida in the new year as they have multiple public departments investigate if the invasive Burmese python has safe levels of mercury to serve at your next superspreader event. A nurse in Indonesia takes it off and risks it all by copulating in a bathroom with a Covid positive patient. Finally a gay cruise in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico sinks. Mother nature was not having this gathering! Join us for episode 23 of APR.

This is our SEASON 1 FINALE! After the election cycle and nights of anxiety, we decided to take a hiatus to enjoy the holiday season! Don't worry you can contact us on instagram, twitter, and email! In this episode Russians party hard they drink hand sanitizer when they run out of liquor. French schools warn parents not to throw their tardy offspring over the fence. A young man in China sells his kidney for an iphone 4 back in 2011. Yet another botched Spanish art restoration takes place in Valencia at the facade of a bank. Finally, Tyson Foods can kick rocks after their employees take bets on who will get coronavirus and enticing workings to come in sick. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe!

This week we bring to you food news. A young man in China snaps out of his coma when his brother threatens to eat his favorite food. A food app mishap results in a man receiving a fast food box full of ketchup. North Korea is laying down landmines to stop coronavirus from crossing their border with China. In Denmark millions of mink need to be euthanized in order to stop a coronavirus mutation that has not been studied yet. 

We're Back again! Did everyone have a SPOOKY Halloween? If not, the terrifying topics in this episode can fix that for you. This week its all about Churches, Justice, Science, and (wait for it) Churches. Tune in!

It is Halloween week! This is Gilbert's favorite time of year and favorite holiday. This week we take up Solomon's offer and review the movie "The Boy" starring Lauren Cohan and Rupert Evans. Greta Evans is a woman who has taken a job in the English countryside at a creepy manor owned by the elderly Hillshires. She thinks he is going to be babysitting their son, but it turns out he is a porcelain doll! You might think you know where this sinister horror movie trope is going, but there is a plot twist that will leave you surprised. This episode is filled with classical music references elaborated on by Gilbert and iconic storytelling by Solomon. Join us for audacious public radio's recap of THE BOY.  Brahm's Lullaby music box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNz1X7DffloBrahm's Symphony No. 2 - Bernard Haitink conducts The Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_qMCIQt26Y&t=191sElgar Cello Concerto in E Minor performed by Jacqueline Du Pre with Daniel Barenboim conducting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hfGqnKOwxY

On November 3rd, 1976 a film adaption of Stephen King's "Carrie" hit a small number of theaters in the Baltimore-D.C. area. The film was met with almost instant critical acclaim. Roger Ebert wrote that "Brian De Palma's "Carrie" is an absolutely spellbinding horror film". The movie was playing nationwide come January 1978. Cissy Spacek plays the title character Carrie White, a girl that we all know, have met, and quite frankly can relate with on some level. This iconic movie has influenced remakes, fashion, and brought us the infamous line (one of many) THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU. Although the movie has aged terribly it is a cornerstone of horror movie history that can not be ignored. Join us for a spooky season episode as we take a deep dive into Carrie. 

A group of white supremacists/white terrorists devise a plan to kidnap Michigan's governor. A man in South Africa is shot by his attacker because his phone was outdated. Virginia residents are warned not to touch toxic caterpillars. In West Virginia a woman enlists her sister in a plan to kill her boyfriend because she wants to.... MARRY THEIR FATHER! Oof, the family trees are vertical shoots on this week's episode!

This week in the HOT dumpster fire that is 2020, we're bringing you the tasteful and award-winning journalism you've come to know and love. And this time with a special guest! Come listen to us chat about strange records in the MLB, fat bears, so called "bread", and a certain ice cream man. 

2020 ain't done yet!  This week we discuss how Peruvian shamans have nothing better to do than perform witchcraft on our Presidential election. Feral hogs mate with domesticated pigs to create super pigs. Texas has a brain eating amoeba problem. Finally, regulatory agencies get dragged when we talk about how an Iowa meat packing plant was only fined $957 dollars for a coronavirus outbreak. We also have a mini Keeping Up With The Kardashians tangent complete with sound bites! 

Back by popular demand, we once again discuss the general lack of sense and order in the world. This time we talk about Russia's deal with Venus, semi-biblical plagues, unique "science" awards, and you'll find out what made Solomon go off. There's no escaping the Kali Yuga, so might as well have a laugh.  

A boat parade in support of Trump results in 5 boats sinking in Lake Travis, Texas. A man wearing a windbreaker and wig continues his petty feud with his neighbor at the cemetery. Another man in Lincoln, Nebraska suggests to his city council they change the name of boneless wings. Finally, we drag Jessica Krug for stealing every shade of brown and black to cover his wack ass whiteness. 

This week we talk Tik Tok, true crime, science, and big corporations. From disgruntled roomates to international madness that harkens back to the Cold War, this episode is chock full of audacity. Join your favorite #ProfessionalJournalists Solomon and Gilbert once again for your regularly scheduled dose of Audacious Public Radio! #Peabody here we come.

This episode is not for the queasy! Ireland has a seagull problem. So bad in fact that they are spreading E. coli via their fecal matter. Good Humor partnered with RZA from Wu-Tang Clan to redo the racist ice cream truck jingle. The SCOTUS told Trump he can not block people on the presidential account on Twitter. Lastly, Senator Mark Warner shows us how to make a hot mayonnaise sandwich. Luckily, (future VP) Kamala Harris swoops in and saves his basic ass. 

We are back once again to discuss the usual discord of the world. This time we talk about crazy pets, slips of the mind, and WAP. You won't want to miss this week of peak Audacious Public Radio.

This week is FAR tew much. Are y'all tired? Because you know we are. This episode we discuss drug smuggling cats, official United States government advice, the bourgeois, and salacious troll dolls. Listen in once again, for Audacious Public Radio.

This week, a camp in Georgia conducts an experiment with children and Covid-19. Chinese students are being scammed into kidnapping themselves for ransom. Scientists discover sperm motility has been wrong for 300 years. Finally, a building in stolen in the UK. Could it be Carmen San Diego?

Listen in this week as we discuss neighborly disputes (a.k.a the level of pettiness we aspire to), not quite crystal clear beaches, a man who takes mask wearing a little TOO seriously, and desserts with a little... extra. The truly never ends. Join us once again on our journey towards a Peabody.

A woman in Aurora, Colorado is living her full Medusa fantasy when snakes move into her apartment. A Yahoo engineer hacks for nudes. Goya chief executive Robert Unanue sides with Trump while simultaneously reading his grandfather. Finally, Paris Descartes University lets the bodies hit the floor… literally.

An Arizona woman trying to build her enterprise was allegedly caught hiding methamphetamine in a potato chip bag. A Canadian woman’s silicone breast implants saved her from dying by deflecting a bullet away from her vital organs. Sexy Instagram influences are flocking to Chernobyl’s death zone for that perfect cesium selfie. Finally, the University of Alabama students hosted Covid-19 parties to see who will catch the virus first for a cash payout. 

If you are taking a flight to or from a particular country beware as 1/3 of their commercial pilots have fake licenses. Find out which country! In New Mexico, people are drinking hand sanitizer. A man in China held his urine in so long his bladder burst. Finally, Spain is the land of botched art restorations. No painting or sculpture is safe!

Today, GenZ show us that children really are the future as they troll Trump's Tulsa, Oklahoma rally.  Officer Karen has a McMeltdown because her McMobile order was not McReady. Parts of Siberia reached 100F for the first time since records have been kept. Finally, a woman who used Molotov cocktails at a protest in Philly gets tracked down by the FBI via her unique shirt from ETSY. 

With Coronavirus still in full swing, some women in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh are giving offerings to their new goddess Corona Mai. Earlier in the week NASCAR announced it will ban the confederate flag at all future race events. The inventor of pop up ads apologized for their creation. Finally, the NYC Department of Health releases their guidelines for safe sex during the pandemic. 

Our first episode! Join us as we discuss the chaos of the world.