Arguments About Nothing

At long last, WE HAVE RETURNED! (*Cue the trumpets*) After an unexpected year-long hiatus, our hosts are back in action and ready to argue. In our triumphant return, foods get renamed, news gets shared, and things get heated over cereal. Back by the popular demand of our families, you won't want to miss our first episode of 2023!

We're back at it with funny questions galore. If you could have any 5 beverages literally at your fingertips, you wouldn't expect the ones we pick. Shelby lets us know about the spiritual experience she had at her grocery store and discusses the pros and cons of the Times Square Applebees. (Not sponsored, but we will gladly take that money, Applebees!) Check this one out!

Welcome back to Arguments About Nothing! We took a little unexpected break to recharge but now we are back and ready to answer silly questions about donkeys, green foods, and if we would still date a creepy kisser. You won't want to miss this one!

Are you really going to tell me you've never said "Thanks baby!" to the cashier at your local grocery store? Well, one of our hosts did--download this week's episode to find out who! You'll also learn whether it's better to fart or sleep on a Zoom call, and the pros and cons to having legs made of Jello. If you have a question for the hosts, email us at argumentsaboutnothing@gmail.com!

In this episode, we discuss how embarrassing hot chocolate is as an adult and the merits of the color chartreuse. Also, would we switch places with Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia? The answers may surprise you! Listen today!

After our first wedding-themed episode became one of our most popular ever, we decided to follow up with a second very special wedding episode! That's more questions about hideous bridesmaid's dresses, drunk grooms, angry mothers-in-law, and all-expense-paid honeymoons. Plus, a Freaky Friday opener that is admittedly off theme, but still good fun. Don't miss it! 

In this episode we debut a new type of question: would you still befriend? We also delve into fact or fiction Hallmark style where we guess what is an actual hallmark movie and what is a lie. Check it out to see what to avoid doing if you want to be friends with us. We're really not asking that much.

In this week's fever dream--I mean episode--we discuss the pros and cons of bacon, green card marriages, and sleeping with an alternate universe version of yourself. Some of these questions may contain Loki spoilers but they also contain some hilarious hot takes, so listen today!

It's your classic episode: undercover Royals, nightmare graduations, pop star sirens, screaming girlfriends, and creepy sleepwalking. Plus, would you ever dump a date because they made unpleasant mouth sounds? One of our hosts has! Find out which one in this episode of Arguments About Nothing.

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we actually, finally argued! This is the most we've disagreed in weeks, so you won't want to miss this! See who thinks aliens are sexier than robots, who is too scared to cash a mystery check, and what the ultimate pizza experience is. We promise it's not what you're thinking. Listen now!

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we give our best accents a go, and Hannah tells us exactly how not to woo her. Exactly the information that her legions of adoring fans have been waiting to know. Download today!

If you haven't had some nuggets in a while, you're going to want to throw some in the oven after listening to this weirdly specific episode of Arguments About Nothing. We ask ourselves some pretty silly questions and unearth some new insights into our literal wounded childselves. You will laugh, you will cry, you will laugh some more. Download now!

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we discuss the very classic question: love or world domination? It’s an oldie but a goodie. We also talk about aggressive acts of kindness and how small talk and park benches are incredibly threatening to at least one of our hosts. Check this out and laugh away your woes.

Reality TV, Van Life, and Ruining Christmas for Children: We’re only covering the most trendy topics on this episode of Arguments About Nothing! We may agree a little too much in this episode, but if you have any hot takes share them with us on Instagram or at argumentsaboutnothing@gmail.com

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, one of our hosts makes a big announcement that she's been sitting on for OVER A YEAR. Tune in to find out the exciting news! Along the way we will also argue about the most bangable villains and who would play us in our biopic--two completely normal questions that didn't make us feel uncomfortable at all! (I'm lying--we were very uncomfortable). Download now to hear us squirm.

What are the Claymates, you ask? You're going to have to listen to this week's episode for insights into this pop culture gem. We also weigh the benefits of boobs versus hair, like, a weird amount. It's one of our punchiest episodes yet, but you won't want to miss this episode of Arguments About Nothing! Tell us your own thoughts on Instagram at @ArgumentsAboutNothing.

Whether you are happily coupled, single, or figuring it out, you will love spending your Valentine's Day with Arguments About Nothing. We promise, after listening to this, you'll feel better about the state of your own love life, because you won't be dating a man who can't wash his underwear correctly or who was ever in love with a bird. Really, we should all be counting our blessings. Dive into the true worst case scenarios with us, and laugh because none of this is real and nothing really matters anymore.

In what may be our most heated episode yet, we go off about primary colors, the correct way to wash underwear, and what the premiere appliance is. Can you tell we’re in our 30s? You won’t want to miss this wild episode! We’re keeping the good times rolling in 2021.

Andddddd we’re back! Returning from our holiday hiatus, we decided to dive into some hot topics. From fast food frankenmeals to stealing toilet paper on a first date, this episode of Arguments About Nothing has it all! You’ll hear a younger, more optimistic duo argue, laugh, and roast each other. Don’t miss it!

'Tis the season to decide if you would date a Hallmark Christmas RomCom leading man. The descriptions of these guys will leave you wondering about the fine, fine line between romance and literal crime. We'll also discuss our hottest takes about present-giving and some classic holiday movies. If you want to forget all the holiday family drama in your life, check out this episode!

I bet we talk about otters in this episode for longer than you'll expect. Why? Go find out for yourself because you won't want to miss this episode of Arguments About Nothing. We delve into the finer nuances of dating your boss's son, getting the hiccups during a job interview, and whether or not childhood bullies deserve a redemption arc. Let us know what you think on Instagram or by email argumentsaboutnothing@gmail.com 

Happy Anniversary to us! This episode we are celebrating 1 year of Arguments About Nothing with some of the most classic hypothetical questions, including the best superpowers and whether or not we’d mess with time travel and robots. Things get real when we record immediately after therapy!

We're back this week with one of our happiest hypothetical worlds yet! We drill down into the finer nuances of magical closets, the value of hair brushing, and how much baby talk kills a lady boner. Only the most important questions of our times! Listen now and fight with us! Have questions you want to hear on the show? You can email us at argumentsaboutnothing@gmail.com or DM us @argumentsaboutnothing on Instagram. Don't forget to rate, subscribe, and tell a friend. Every time you do, a new listener is born, and it helps us feel like we're not shouting into the void.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here for the long-awaited, wedding-themed episode of Arguments About Nothing. Love 'em or hate 'em, we all have some hot takes when it comes to holy matrimony. Would-you-rathers about one of life's most meaningful days, and a tricky "would you still go out with them." Check it out!

It's been 6 months of quarantine folks, and we're getting a little weird from the isolation. In this episode we talk about magic snacks versus cutting insults, how we'd survive on a deserted island, and how to best sabotage a loud-chewing coworker. The piece de resistance is whether or not a specific unusual pet would be a deal breaker for us. Check it out, subscribe, leave a review, and rate us 5 stars!

Welcome to our 20th episode, which we recorded on the 20th of August in the year of the lord 2020. With alllll that symmetry, this one has got to be good. We kicked things off with a Buzzfeed quiz where we found out one of our hosts is more dead than alive. But maybe in a fun vampire kind of way? You be the judge! From there, we get down to business and argue about the monetary value of not being smelly and our various dealbreakers in dating. Don't miss it. Download today! Right now!

You've all been wondering: which breakfast cereal mascot is the most bang-able? There are some obvious leaders of the pack, but one of our hosts picks a dark knight that you're probably not expecting. We also plan retaliation on someone who has wronged us and society at large. You won't want to miss this episode of hard-hitting and hilarious questions. Check it out!

This episode’s for the birds! Literally, we weirdly talk a lot about birds—in ways we promise you won’t expect! You’ll also learn about the beef Shelby has with Peter Pan. This is a weird and wild one, folks! Check it out!

Never cook or never clean again? The earth is sinking, will you go down with the ship or are you hopping on the next spaceship out of here? Best chores to do in the buff? Could you love a Secret Clown? We cover it all in this episode of Arguments About Nothing! If you're anything like us, you'll laugh, you'll cry (from laughter), and you might even snort once or twice. Check it out!

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! We’re bringing you our first fandom-focused episode, and we’re kicking things off with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We give you all of our hottest takes on the most complicated movie franchise of all time. You know you have Marvel opinions, so check this out!

No one asked for it but here it is: OUR BOOGER EPISODE! Inspired by allergy season, we kick things off with some hard-hitting questions about that good, good nose juice. You'll also learn which one of our hosts dreams of being beautiful but fleeting, and which one of us trusts psychics more. The answers will surprise you. Come hang out with us!

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we battle it out over being nice to our buttholes, condiment popsicles, involuntary singing, automated chores, and how much you owe a man who has saved your life. You won't want to miss this!

Hey there, all you cool cats and kittens! It's time for another episode of Arguments About Nothing. In this episode, we go head-to-head on the pros and cons of uncontrollable gas, wardrobe malfunctions, and fake accents. It's a wild ride and you won't want to miss it! So check it out. Like right now! Why are you still reading this? LISTEN TO THE EPISODE! (sry we got so aggressive but srsly check it out).

Ghost partner or visions of the future? Quarantine with a recent ex or a new flame? And the most epic Bang, Marry, Kill anyone has ever done, where we find out which Marvel superhero is the personification of golf. You'll find it all in this episode of Arguments About Nothing. Check it out now!

The great debate has finally arrived: ninjas or pirates, take your pick! Plus, we get serious about our art, and silly about our underwear. If you need a distraction during quarantine, come be remote friends with us!

The results are in! We have the definitive answer on recliners vs rocking chairs, and we also hash out the finer nuances of Fear Factor, Froot Loops, and Flip Flops. Want to know what breakfast item is marriage material? Don't miss this episode of Arguments About Nothing!

What is a bath, really? What makes a pirate? And who among us could survive Hogwarts? These and other existential questions on this week's episode of Arguments About Nothing. Plus, this week we get to hear YOUR answers to life's most ridiculous questions!

One of our hosts has Big Toe Energy and the other has Ring Toe Energy. Find out which with this episode of Arguments About Nothing. We cover the pros and cons of nervous sweats and audible toots. You'll also find out our price to purposefully mispronounce a dog breed for the rest of our lives in our first listener's question segment!

Would you rather replace your conditioner with butter or your lotion with mayo? In this episode we tackle some hard-hitting questions about mosquito bites and sunburns and one of our hosts admits to some really embarrassing middle school behavior. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Dive in!

If Christmas can happen whenever it wants, so can Halloween! Thanks to our disregard for the tyranny of calendars, you can keep celebrating the spookiest holiday! Come bask in nostalgic discussions of 90s Halloween movies, contemplate the zombie apocalypse, and see which one of our hosts was once a member of a VERY exclusive club.

Bathing in sour cream: a relaxing retreat or harrowing feat?  At least one of our hosts is into it. Find out which one of us is the weirdo on this episode of Arguments About Nothing. 

In this episode Hannah and Shelby are serving hot takes on The Illuminati and pointy bras. We get into it. Join us!

Do you want to know our feelings about elbow seduction and dirty underwear? OF COURSE YOU DO! This episode of the pod got real so you won't want to miss it. 

We're coming back at you with another episode of Arguments About Nothing. This time Hannah and Shelby debate hot dog legs, maple syrup sweat, lonely ghosts, and fictional feuds. Clearly, you can't miss this one. 

What do magic carpets, submarines, furious elephants, tiny rhinos, and giant hamsters have in common? They're all major players in this episode of Arguments About Nothing. Listen to Hannah and Shelby's controversial hot takes about topics that won't end a friendship.