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Amazingly F1 makes it to the end of 2020 as Verstappen validates with a victory, and although he's already made history, Hamilton's health hinders him whilst Albon goes back to being anonymous.
Lewis Who? As Mercedes don't miss Hamilton as Russell rips it up, although it's then "Boohoo" as they botch Bottas' tyre change allowing Perez to pounce on the podium!
Romain and Lance both have angles wearing halos looking after them as Albon ruins his "no claims" Lewis keeps on, keeping on and another dog still proves faster than the Ferrari's!
Max practises his Portuguese Pushing on Stroll before perfecting it on Perez, then Norris lances Stroll, and Lewis leads all the way to put Schumacher in the shade.
Hamilton equals Schuey as Riccardo forgets his Shoey although Cyril still has to "get ink", Russel takes off without folding his tray table away whilst Kimi has his cake and eats it
Schumacher's record safe for now as Lewis does all the right starts but not necessarily in the right place, Leclerc loses it on lap one and Valtteri Vanquishes Verstappen
Vantage, Vanquish, Valkyrie and now Vettel are all Aston Martin, as Sergio says "sayonara" and Hamilton hammers on ahead whilst all is carnage, car parts and carbon fiber in his mirrors!
The Williams family wave a teary goodbye as a broken down HAAS hinders Hamilton, Verstappen is more like VerSTOPpen and Gasly goes glamping on the top step!
Vibranium in Lewis' car as he gets the win for Wakanda in memory of the Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman, George Russell is relived after surviving a run-in with an Alfa Romeo whilst the Scuderia just want to scuttle away and hide!
Boring Barcelona where the most interesting thing happen in Free Practise as OcON got Knocked-On by MagnussON whilist in the race Hamilton falls asleep at the wheel and nearly misses the chequered flag and Leclerc's engine kills itself rather than deal with the monotony
No "Stroll in the park" as Racing Point still can't 'duct' out of the spotlight, Vettel must surely be viewing where next after Ferrari, whilst Lewis' loot is not currently up for discussion and the Mercedes set of 'blistering' pace that gives Verstappen victory.
The Hulk rampages across Europe only to end up watching from his caravan as Bottas' blow out ends with him feeling deflated whilst Lewis only needs "three wheels on his wagon" to stop a Verstappen Victory
Verstappen nearly voids his race before the start as Bottas beats the lights, Hamilton beats everyone and Russel sees 'Red' Bull over their treatment of his "bon ami" Albon
"Oi Seb! Get out of the way.... KERRRUNCH! Doesn't matter..." Epic Fail at Ferrari as Lewis lords it over everybody, McLaren keep on movin' and Renault cry "Foul" as Racing Point "duct and dive" around the regulations
So it's an Austrian not Australian opening for the 2020 F1 season as "Hamilton the Musical" hits all the wrong notes, Valtteri the Viking plunders the silverware and Lando can't quite believe his luck!
Testing times on track in Barcelona followed by Testing Times at FIA/F1 HQ as the Formula 1 season stalls on the grid due to Corona virus and teams switch to making respirators rather than rev counters.
Back to Brazil before we arrive in Abu Dhabi where Hamilton is hailed hero, Gasly's nose job is more of a "no job", DRS proves distressing and Leclerc's lead-free option is probably the most expensive fill-up in history!
Penalty for Perez as Leclerc loses out in the pits and Vettel's suspension suspends disbelief on a bumpy track that proves smooth sailing for Hamilton on his way to the World Championship
It's more like Pierre Gaz-stro as Verstappen wishes he'd kept "Verschtum" and Bottas bothers his brother-Benz driver enough to spoil his Mexican Fiesta and he'll now have to wait for a Texas Barbecue to celebrate!
Mercedes make the magic in memory of Mr Lauda, Typhoon Leclerc wreaks more havoc than Hagibis and Perez forced to park it prematurely!
Ferrari go all "caravan club" at the start before Vettel goes deaf, his engine goes dead and Hamilton and Mercedes Russian all the way for the win!
Ferrari First but Leclerc feels like the underdog after Vettel gets the undercut, Mercedes might have been and Kyvat's kollision runs the risk of Raikkonen's rage
Too much queuing in Q3 as Leclerc leaves little leeway and Vettel probably wished he'd stayed in bed for a lie in on Sunday morning
A weekend for reflection as F1 races for Anthione , La Scuderia comes good for Leclerc and Norris' enginge says No, no,no....
Verstappen's meal goes cold as Hamilton is just too 'Hungary' for the win, Bottas smells dinner's ready but gets punched in the nose by Leclerc on the way to the dining room and Ricciardo and Renault still can't stand the heat and don't even make it into the kitchen.
Thrills, Spills and bellyaches at Hockenheim
Bottas realises 0.006 seconds isn't enough as Hamilton goes gold at Silverstone, Verstappen wishes he had launch control and Stormzy gets "too big for his boots" waving the chequered flag!
A hot, hard day in the kitchen as Vettel and Hamilton go off the boil and it's left to the sous-chefs to shake up the menu with Verstappen wringing out a Red Bull victory whilst Leclerc perhaps doesn't get his just desserts? Plus on the Button regarding a Honda powered victory and Bernie "Has a cunning plan..."
Double the fun this week(!) with a Canadian catch-up before we get into the fun in France! Vettel votes for new rules, Norris nurses his car home for the moral victory and Ricciardo may be ruing racing for Renault!
Valé Niki Lauda and Is Lance Stroll the real deal? Plus, is it all “Roseo” at Toro Rosso, Why wouldn’t Charles Leclerc come out of his garage and is F1 dropping the ball when it comes to penalties?
Bottas beaten by turn two, Vettel victimised by team orders and Norris doesn't get the Stroll in the park he was hoping for!
Williams feel drained, Bottas goes for Broke and "Daniel Reverso"!
Ferrari Team Orders, Daniel Kyvat vs the Mclarens of Lando Norris and Carlos Sainz Jr plus Sebastian Vettel's moustache!