Your girlfriend's favorite post-ironic social justice video game movie podcast. New episodes every Monday. Hosted by Mark Champlin & Alex Wallace. Music by DJ TINMAN. Art by Courtney Coffman.
You can put us out of your mind but you'll never truly kill us.
how bout like.. "no sleep til 1 - 1" by the buzzy boys? is this anything?
rian johnson challenges audiences with tough questions like "isn't star wars lame and stupid?" really good point rian, yes it is
despite all odds we have released a podcast --- The $5 Fair 'Nuff Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/fairnuff The Redact the Draft Chaff Cube Rules Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VwK48lNcyONxapJocschT60Fu1b_t4KqGe2JV8z7xMI/edit?usp=sharing The Mini Midrange Artifact Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/overview/637d4aa1fd59390f6fda15b9
Definitely a full 40 minutes of discussion about the Star Fox 64 promotional VHS that Nintendo Power sent to people's homes.
Albums discussed: hello kitty skates to the fuckin CEMETARY - Laura Les (2016) i just dont wanna name it anything with "beach" in the title - Laura Les (2017) Big Summer Jams 2018 - Laura Les (2018) Dog Show - Dylan Brady (2017) Peace & Love - Dylan Brady (2018) 100 gecs - 100 gecs (2016) 1000 gecs - 100 gecs (2019) 1000 gecs and the Tree of Clues - 100 gecs (2020) 10000 gecs - 100 gecs (2022) Recommended further reading: food house - food house (2020) fishmonger - underscores (2021) boneyard aka fearmonger - underscores (2021) how i'm feeling now - charli xcx (2020) 3M - Tony Velour (2020) eel - torr (2021) things happen, it's ok! - FROMTHEHEART (2020) Alex's hyperpop playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6rY5xYnBLnE0nogklKX581?si=6b111ab16ee4410e
It's our podcast and we get to pick the content.
This only happened cus we didn't want to pay 15 dollars to watch Barney from How I Met Your Mother beat Santa at Mario Kart or whatever.
"A film like Wall-E exemplifies what Robert Pfaller has called ‘interpassivity': the film performs our anti-capitalism for us, allowing us to continue to consume with impunity. The role of capitalist ideology is not to make an explicit case for something in the way that propaganda does, but to conceal the fact that the operations of capital do not depend on any sort of subjectively assumed belief." - Mark Fisher, Capitalist Realism
Today we discuss the revolutionary potential of Bayonetta's fat ass
An update about what we're planning to do with the podcast and a bit of why.
They finally made a fighting game movie without putting a tournament in it, and yet somehow they make you wish they did.
Quite possibly the most tenuous connection to the premise of the podcast we have ever constructed.
Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are NOT boyfriends!! They're just really horny for each other.
Finally, we watched the REAL Sonic movie.
The Simpsons, still racist after all these years.
They somehow made Monster Hunter into a settler colonial propaganda film in a completely different way than the usual Monster Hunter way.
Hate when I am just trying to make a fun video game about a cool green guy who shoots aliens, but I am haunted by the specter of capital.
Clock the fuck in girls and gays, it's time to watch another Dic show. Here's the DeviantArt post we talked about: https://www.deviantart.com/filbarlow/art/Before-Captain-Nintendo-there-was-Buddy-Boy-312281346
We give you what you need. It may not be what you want. Works discussed: Graduation (2007) 808s & Heartbreak (2008) My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (2010) Yeezus (2013) The Life of Pablo (2016) Lift Yourself (2018) Ye vs. The People (2018) Ye (2018)
The guys from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia are proud to present the worst fucking thing you've ever seen.
Every single one of the main cast in this show is trans.
"Humor is such a subjective thing. I don't know that any one person really knows what's funny." - Jim Davis
114 episodes in and we can still be absolutely knocked on our asses by a shitty action movie based on a fighting game from 2010.
We finally did a Star Wars for real.
Absolutely stunned by the way this film had lighting and a plot.
Wake up boys, time to push this boulder up the hill. Works discussed: The Super Mario Challenge (1991) The Ice Capades with Jason Bateman and Alyssa Milano (1989) King Koopa's Kool Kartoons (1989)
Just another normal week on Cartridge Cinema Club.
This show did not bring Mars into our hearts and/or minds.
Surprise bonus episode! We hope this helps you get through New Year's Purgatory Week. Games discussed: Project M & Project + (starting at 2:38) mario.exe (starting at 14:38) Horizon: Zero Dawn (starting at 20:50) Burnout 2: Point of Impact (starting at 33:37) Dark Souls (starting at 45:06) Slippi & Diet Melee (starting at 58:12) Cyberpunk 2077 (starting at 1:06:19) Super Monkey Ball 2 (starting at 1:09:22) Pokémon Sword (starting at 1:11:23)
Merry Christmas girls and gays, we watched another racist kid's movie.
A highlight reel of moments from the first 100 episodes of Cartridge Cinema Club. Thanks for listening y'all.
A compilation of CCC17, CCC29, CCC42, CCC57, CCC88, and CCC107.
It's a politics episode folks.
The Big Bang Theory is an indictment of American capitalism.
Okay fine, we're gonna talk about Smash. Once.
This is actually the first time anyone has ever covered this subject on the internet.
A deep lore episode for the die hard fans. During this 30 minute test record where Mark sometimes sounds like a cool robot, we planned out the future of this podcast that you've now listened to a hundred god damn times.
Somehow it's worse than you'd expect.
This week we pay tribute to our favorite benevolent theatre kid and read his silly YouTube videos as a significant queer text.
I love to do this podcast, about video game movies.
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