Champagne and Glitter

This time, we ask the hard hitting questions: Has anyone else experienced how terrifying it is to feel like you have to fart during sex? What happens in an adult arcade? Did you know you can still find trash TV? What's the best way to blow Magenta's mind? (Spoiler alert: we figured that one out, just explain reality TV) Please, contact us! We promise we will follow up next episode if you do...

Well after that accidental hiatus (thanks winter!) we're back! This time we have Miss Hoop Hunny from Columbia, MO joining us to teach us the right way to drink champagne and taking credit for most of the "don't stick it in your pussy" articles we've received. Together we look further into Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, drive home the importance of stretching and positive work environments, and agree on the best way to be lazy during sex.

This week, Glinda Glitterstorm joins us once again to spread her cheerful nihilism! We reflect on the holidaze and 2019… which, honestly you should’ve seen coming on the first episode of 2020. Find out which celebrity is living out the movie Get Hard and exactly which jungle spiders to avoid. (Okay, it's actually all of them, but this one has some real big dick murdery energy)

Ever feel like you did extra great at something when you were drunk? That's basically every episode. This time, we get into some period realness and bitch about working retail. The Pussycat Dolls made a comeback and Burlesque is coming to Netflix, what could this mean for local burlesque? We'll fill you in on what you shouldn't do for local burlesque.

It’s Drunksgiving Weekend (seriously though are there other names for the day before Thanksgiving?) and we’re celebrating by getting drunk and telling how uncomfortable our family celebrations are. Oh also go to Magenta's fake pageant, Champion of Flooze at Yin Yang Nightclub on 11/29/19 (Black Friday!)

An episode full of taglines so hilarious we had trouble picking a title! Magenta reveals she enjoys rap music, gives a mental health update, and tells a tale of a wishy-washy gal. See what's new on the list of "Things to Not Put in Your Vagina" as Bourbon questions why anyone would want to put it in their body period.

Happy Halloween! We wrap up spooky season with questionable costumes, more haunt tales, and a recap of Magenta's lazy ass birthday. This time, we have a special edition of "things you shouldn't insert in your body"

Well obviously we try out a bunch of different seltzers. (Spoiler alert: Henry's Lime is GROSS) Are these our generation's Smirnoff Ice? We give spooky season updates, and hope for a Halloween miracle of Ole Trumpster getting the boot. Bourbon shares the religious experience she gave her man and we discuss period sex.

This week we are joined by long time listener first time guest Allie Lure! And once again, we are plagued by software issues (one of these days we’ll figure it out?) so you’ll just have to deal with whatever the fuck happened there. At least we don’t have face tattoos?

We were going to name this episode “It’s Normal to See Breast Friends Nekkid” but that turned out to be too long. And “Dobby is a Snobby Bougie-ass Bitch” didn’t quite have the right ring to it. So instead, we talk about weird dead shit, Bourbon’s upcoming Friday the 13th show, and how murderous we get when hungry, horny, or tired. We also give the recipe to make your pussy smell like an Olive Garden and why you should never approach us being a weirdo - we will absolutely out-weird you.

This week, the "Facebook Break" train may be getting another rider. We talk Conspiracy and conspiracies (for real though, if you find the dem debates on Youtube, tell us). Pay attention photographers - you're getting a seating chart. And in true Champagne and Glitter fashion, we add to the lists of strong choices with the Magic Tightening Stick and taking last minute bookings.

This week has a lesson on professionalism when producing and reasons you shouldn’t try to fuck performers. Magenta talks about her drunken weekend of first times which leads to us attempting to remember our Kansas strip club experience. Get over to Facebook to find out more about Floozies and Follies: Bachelorette Edition. Keep your eyes peeled for some neat things we’re planning!

Can Cupcake wines sponsor us? How about Hot Pockets? Maybe the stripper store in New Orleans can just supply us in Pleasers and thigh highs. We don’t ask for much, we just want free shit sometimes. Spoiler alert: Magenta reveals the end of Shazam. When you get done listening, leave a comment on the Facebook post to tell us what the fuck an onomatopoeia is. Also, tell us how koalas get chlamydia.

Bourbon went to Vegas to do BHoF shit and make poor decisions. So we are releasing an episode of technical snafus that probably shouldn’t have ever been released to the public. BUT since we aren’t recording this week and feel as though we’ve shorted you enough episodes, here you go. Just remember this is a free podcast with two drunk girls. Originally recorded sometime in March or April.

Bourbon is back and here to talk about the newest wrestling craze. Magenta is safe from the tornado and flooding, but didn't feel the need to post on Facebook about it, because she refuses to use it. Thanks to all that checked on her! But also can we take a minute to talk about climate change?

Bourbon realizes Magenta runs bits backstage after Floozies and Follies. It was a ridiculous show - it started with a broad passed out on the toilet and ended with a cupcake incident. How did we get there? We dive deep into the psychology of social media to find out what causes imposter syndrome. Magenta couldn’t handle the pressure of social media so she took a break, and Bourbon is happy with her forced hiatus. Be sure to sign up for summer classes with Fringe Society Burlesque! Apply here: https://forms.gle/A2x67ZUNa8SwX18X9

No spoilers here, ole boy Floyd died on us and the hole he was found in probably smelled a lot like Dirty Disco at 12:45 am. Today’s burlesque advice: Thou Shall Not Steal and Thou Shall Do As We Say. Today’s pussy advice: Olive Garden is never a good date idea.

Kalliope Voxx from KCMO joins us this episode to talk about furrylesque and exactly how weird we all got over chicken wings, donuts, and prosecco. We get serious and have a lengthy discussion regarding morality, consent, sexuality, and how burlesque plays into the conversations. We are welcoming more discussion regarding Bourbon's recent "is burlesque only for adults"? post. Just head over to the Champagne and Glitter Facebook page to join the discussion! Then the boyfriend brought us a very large bottle of champagne and it was game over.

We talk about Risque and the rest of the craziness of the St. Pat’s weekend. We discover apparently we aren’t too old to be drunk for 2 1/2 days straight. I mean, we paid for it dearly come Monday, but when has a Monday ever gone well?

This episode was a week late, listen to Bourbon’s T/F experience to find out why. (Spoiler alert: tequila was involved.) We recap the insanity of pop-up burlesque and how old Magenta felt during LustySweets’ 90s show. Once again, we find a crazy new thing women are sticking in their vaginas. Do you fart around others? Send us a message so we know we’re not alone!

Again, if you can tell our voices apart, tell us. ICYMI: we retell the epic tale of Floozies and Follies: SNOWLESQUE edition. Shout out to Annie Mae Allure for trying her best to keep on a smiling face as we fought with the laptop, ultimately failing to have it fixed in time to record with her. So we drank and talked about The Bachelor for 20 minutes. Come to the next Rose Risque on March 15!

Shit! We forgot to drop an episode again. This time it was only 2 weeks behind. Bourbon said no champagne because she was hungover, so we did this one sober. Magenta learns about the Royal Rumble, and we discuss conspiracy theory scams. Oh yeah, talk to us about classes for new asses! Listen to this one before listening to Men Are Like Cats, it’ll make more sense.

So we forgot to drop this episode apparently, and only just now realized it. Neither of us remembers how it went, because it was recorded 2 months ago. ENJOY!

Join us as we recap the Shimmy Showdown weekender, review “Burly Cops”, and discuss the weird movies we watched in high school. Learn more about Magenta’s foray into the fighting world and how Bourbon is handling Dry January. James, this one is for you ;)

Welcome to the ASMR edition (version?)! We got an equipment upgrade! It’s recap of the whirlwind of the past three shows with co-host of Fringe Society Burlesque, Glinda Glitterstorm. Listen (starting at 38:00) to the unsolicited advice we give to audiences and performers about etiquette, touching, and giving up your hoots and hollers. Listen to our tassel theories and booty breakdowns.

We’re back after a snow hiccup, and it’s Drunksgiving day! Listen to our childhood tales and Thanksgiving plans while you travel to visit your family. Or just put in some headphones and ignore them!

Did you know clowns shit in the woods? Now you do. The real scary business is Donald Trump coming to town. Parents are trying to change the day we celebrate Halloween. And Rainbow Brite gets a little extra color.

We talk Fearfest experiences, Facebook debates, and give advice on what to not put in your vagina. Also vote YES ON 2 in Missouri! We know this episode is late, fuck off it's haunt season.

This one is all over the place.

Stayed up too late...again!

This episode gets real. Content warning real: abuse, manipulation, dangerous situations. If you're interested in learning some self defense, Magenta is organizing a class on November 10th, please send an email or Facebook message if you would like to join.

New city, new name - Amber Adelaide joins us to discuss name changes and life in the city. Learn more about our early burlesque days, and the number of costume patterns Amber owns.

Glinda Glitterstorm joins us as our first guest! Although, she's really just here for the mimosas and side quests.

An unexpected start, a sorting hat quiz, and 2.5 hours of sleep. WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Bourbon drunkenly decides to start a podcast. Magenta runs with it. What happens when you add mimosas?Burly Basics will be held July 15 2-4 pm at the Daniel Boone Regional Library - only $5!If you are interested in Burly Basics, just send an email to champagneandglitterpodcast@gmail.com