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Talentless hack Christique unjustly judges the world.

Chris Nelson


    • Jan 2, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 20m AVG DURATION
    • 121 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Christique

    Don't call it a comeback!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 17:54


    oh procrastination thy name is me. I'm giving this year the shabby send off it deserves. Honestly it was okay just okay. Oh right check out my other podcast. "why I'm a failure" with Dean and Chris.

    Return To Form

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 14:22


    getting back into the swing of it. recovering from the weekend. Life goes on.

    At Least I'm Losing Weight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 17:57


    This week feels a little rough. I am bit down from the dating apps. I felt compelled to record something anyway.

    Top Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 21:21


    This week I give a spoiler free review of Top Gun Mavric. some shows some games and a status report on the meat market.

    Chris Joins The Meat Market

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 39:04


    I also watch Top Gun in 3D! Lost weight and cleaned up my room. Who even am I anymore?

    Placeholder To A Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 7:49


    Covid and drinking all the marijuana juice has made me feel isolated in a way I couldn't really put into words in the episode. maybe next time I'll do a beatbox poetry.

    Got Covid?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 11:41


    it's not bad but it's not great.

    Too Poor For Art

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 24:51


    Shamefully I forgot to mention my dream of buying Cinnamon Toast crunch Crocs. I can not recover from this.

    Dr. Stranger New Worlds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 34:27


    This eppisode is about Star-trek Strange New Worlds. Stranger Things and Dr.Strange Multiverse of Madness.

    On The Mend Agian

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 16:58


    New movies new games no prizes. I love it!

    The Bat-Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 42:12


    In this late episode I get into it with Halo, Russian doll and The Batman.

    Chris Pays The Tax Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 21:27


    Happy Easter btw. So yeah it was nice having money while it lasted.

    Just A Little Longer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 10:49


    Next time will be about conspiracies for sure.

    Chris Gets Sick

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 14:23


    Relax it was just a head cold. I do blame it for my lack of productivity this week. Not the hours I spent getting punked in Elden Ring.

    Chris Gets A Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 19:50


    I'm too tired to do this part.

    Global Warming, Meet Nuclear Winter

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 20:48


    A small rant about the world today. the great McDonalds pull out and more.

    Food Crimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 15:52


    This week I cultivated mass due to poor choices.

    Fat Scale

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 35:37


    This week I got a scale that measures body fat. Watched a French movie and got lost in the world of Elden Ring.

    When Getting Real Doesn't Happen

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 8:45


    This week I have a late podcast. I do short spoiler free review of Scream and The House. And Tbell myself that I'll be a better person from now on.

    Nightmare Alley

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 25:55


    In this week's show I mostly talk about the titular movie

    Week One

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 10:45


    Personal trainer week one. Personal accountability week one.

    Chris Joins a Gym

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 9:06


    Sometimes you got to get back on the horse after you fall off the wagon.

    Chris Lives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 16:31


    Has my recent health scare made me a better person? Only time will tell

    I Turn 88

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 19:44


    This week my brain is somewhat functional. I manage to maintain weight loss progress and take a step toward better habits.

    Old Game -

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 21:20


    Cobra Kai, The Harder They Fall, Don't Look up. This week I reviewed all kinds of stuff.

    Time To Level Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 8:47


    Another creatively bankrupt episode? Possibly, I set out to make a cast every week can't stop won't stop. I waned instead of gained in a good way. It may not seem like it but this is the start of a new chapter

    Powerless

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 6:12


    Today so deal with a two day long blackout. But not the fun kind.

    Post Fast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 9:04


    Short and sweet eppisode about life after the fast and the new Matrix movie

    Hair Shirt Fast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 24:47


    This eppisode is mostly a check in with my fasting life. The progress the weight loss and the mental well-being.

    Sinking Into My Goals

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 23:10


    Its going good in Fast Land. I technically reached my goal weight! But the journey continues.

    Slow Fast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 33:55


    This week I mostly get into my experience with fasting. Also a hot take on Last Night In Soho.

    Buzz Kill

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 21:03


    Some people are assholes!

    No time to die..kill?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 12:03


    Doom patrol, Bond, Fargo, Kind of, trying to stay relevant by being good five days a week.

    Nogg Hog

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 12:59


    It's been another rough week. Poor choices were made but I'm finally getting back on track. Also I a few movies and give them something of a review.

    Cultivate Mass

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 16:27


    Today I was only a little late. But have a few really good shows to recommend.

    Sick Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 9:24


    Got super sick on Saturday night and couldn't record. Here is my sad attempt to make up for it. Xbox cloud gaming and more.

    Dune

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 14:56


    Almost on time this week. More movie reviews. Halloween kills, Dune. Stuff!

    That's So Yeet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 23:11


    I forgot to mention the title is based on my new catchphrase. I came up with it a few weeks ago when there were some high schoolers around and I wanted to show them still hip. Anyway I think the episode was fine progress was made and YouTube stuff might be near.

    Still On Track

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 16:39


    Midnight Mass, Star wars. I think I forgot to talk about OLD. Trying a new segment.

    The Audition

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 21:31


    This week I went to a real live play audition. And talk about movies I will review next week because that's what the show has become. The Neon Deamon, The Voyeurs, Nocturne and I forgot to mention OLD, but watch it for next week.

    Free Guy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 23:18


    This week I manage to keep up with my goals and watch a movie in the theater. Free Guy and Remenisenc are judged.

    What Is A Covid Movie?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 16:28


    This eppisode I talk about the downside of movies this year and make slight progress in my weightloss goals.

    Back On Track

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 14:57


    This week I eased back into OMAD watched some sad documentaries and Neflix's Brand New Cherry Flavor.

    Black Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 11:22


    This time on Christique I review a grab bag of movies. and get depressed about being fat. Also Psychonaughts.

    M.O.D.O.K Supreme

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 12:28


    Just a quick check in. is it going well? Not in a lot of ways but this is just a speed bump in my fatness journey.

    How Wild Are These Wilds?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 29:38


    Should I do a serial radio show? Are my jokes no good ever again? Are two cases of beer a day too many? And what is up with The Green Knight? I get to the bottom of some of these questions.

    One Fat Footed Step Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 17:28


    This episode I tried to not be hard on myself for oink-ing it up all week. Also many movie reviews such as F9, The Jungle cruise and more.

    Two Steps Forward

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 13:34


    Another late night drive from the cabin. And perhaps a new strategy for weight loss.

    Weed Coma

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 22:52


    Oh this week was a doozy. I can't fully trust my reviews.

    Bad Bad Habbits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 53:16


    Sometimes to get to what works you have to try what doesn't, over and over. Also, review of Black Widow, Gunpowder Milkshake and Fear Street

    Exiles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 38:55


    Loki is over and a new game is started.

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