If you have a dependency on alcohol, struggle with the short ball, and just generally battle your way through life, you are in the right place.
Alfie Taylor | Billy Rhone | Phil Marsh
It's been a while, nevertheless, we are back with another episode. We take a look at the following:- End of season circuit- Keeping occupied during the off-season- Net Etiquette- The boring T20 World Cup- Whether we have any sort of chance down under- International cricket Squid Game **Spoilers**Cheers
We're back! This week we discuss the following:- Browney takes on Merlyn- Which cricketers make the Love Island cast- Did anyone actually pull off Gazza's bleached lid- The Hundreds Tetris scoreboard- The Essex League Cricketer travels to Nottingham for the first TestEnjoy!
This week we are delighted to welcome Australia and Essex legend, Pete Siddle. We discuss the following:- The Ashes - Matt Prior wanting a straightener in the car park- Sharing a dressing room with Ponting- Sledging - The bleached lid- Pat Cummins eyesEnjoy!
This week we discuss the following:- The art of walking- Alternative rule changes- The best away days around the country- Darren Stevens blowing pads off at 45- Getting slapped around by a bloke wearing a TN capEnjoy!
On this weeks episode of The Essex League Cricketer we discuss the following:Browney's jug avoidance Our thoughts on trademark celebrations Big sendoffs Punch-ups on the fieldSpear tackling the scorer during a rain delayEnjoy!
This week we are delighted to welcome Essex opening bowler, Sam Cook.Playing club cricket at the windiest ground in the world How to celebrate a win properlyEssential tea itemsBrowney hugs TrescothickAlternative toss ideasHow to spot a village cricketerEnjoy!
On this weeks podcast we discuss the following:- Having to remortgage in order to buy new cricket gear- Piers Morgan telling you how good he was at the bar- Indian fans and their marker pens- Overseas players- How to move clubs and obtain good bloke status Enjoy!
This week we are delighted to be joined again by the great man, Nick Browne. - Batting with a Walkman - England or The IPL- A good spray from the members - Browney’s Monster Munch deal- Knowing when to call it a dayEnjoy!
This week we discuss the following:• Zak Crawleys isolation wrist injury • Andrew Tye’s wide• Channel 4’s welcomed return• The greatest series of all time • Fighting the short ball fearEnjoy!
This week we are delighted to welcome Essex legend, Nick Browne on the show.- Tymal Mills bowling 18 yarders in the nets - Life as an underused mystery spinner - Darren Steven’s in April- Sam Cook's puppet show- Club cricket in Australia - The art of buying the opposition a jugEnjoy!
This week we discuss the following:- The Gabbatoir looking like a dolls house - Elite shithousery towards Lyon- The death of the floppy hat for England - How to avoid cover and sight screen duties- Looking towards the sheds when you play a naughty shotEnjoy!
Happy New Year!This week we discuss the following:- Australia’s relapse - Dan Lawrence’s England debut - The worst batting performance we’ve ever seen- Paul Collingwood’s pipes - Retro sticks - How not to play the reverse sweepEnjoy!
This week we are delighted to welcome, Essex and England all-rounder, Daniel Lawrence. - Life in the England bubble - The Bob Willis Trophy - A debut for Brisbane Heat- What to do when you nick off early - How to get selected with limited cricketing abilityEnjoy!
On this weeks episode we discuss the following:- Marlon’s meltdown on Instagram- The IPL veteran’s who need to give up- Our cricket pet hates on and off the pitch- Test ton celebrations - Morgan tells youngsters to work on their forearms Please send in your questions and reviews. Stay safe ELC
This week we discuss the following:- Bowling in bins and a floppy- Naseem Shah’s moisturiser - Australian’s trying hard to be different - Alpha fielding positions - Is it acceptable to wear a vest/singletEnjoy
On this weeks podcast we discuss:Phil’s early start in the barJofra’s Xbox controller Joe Root’s lidBen Stokes being good at cricket The ultimate BYO teaShannon’s masseuse Enjoy!
After a painfully long off-season, we finally have some cricket to sink our teeth into. This week we discuss:- Using Dettol on the ball - Soap dodgers in their element- Turning up in whites - Deliveroo for tea- Tino Best and Jofra Archer’s spat- Cordial ratiosEnjoy!
This week we discuss:- Phil’s abysmal golf swing- What the England boys are doing in their bubble - Raising the bat in a floppy- Lapping during a partnership Enjoy!
This week we have the pleasure of welcoming England and Essex batsman, Daniel Lawrence. We discuss:- His recent tour down under- A bowling action that shouldn’t be on daytime TV- Bedroom shadow batting in your England kit - Self-proclaimed top 3 best looking blokes in the Essex side Enjoy
This week we introduce ex England and Essex women’s cricketer, Beth MacGregor. We discuss:- Beth’s experiences of touring at a young age - Her experiences of both women’s and men’s club cricket - Billy skinny dipping in Sri Lanka- Phil launching his putter 400 yards - Donald Trump in the scorebox Enjoy!
This week we are delighted to welcome Essex quick and promising bat, Matt Quinn.We each picked three Netflix stars from a series, film, or documentary based on their character to make the ultimate club side. - Pablo Escobar takes charge of the end of season bash- Smithy behind the pegs- Ted Bundy bats 8, doesn’t bowl- Rodney Trotter doesn’t get choice of ends- Joe Exotic on the heavy roller- Carole Baskin on tea dutyStay safe!
This week we have each decided to come up with three players we would like to isolate with and why. Some of the content includes:- Sourav Ganguly’s palace- Working on Hashim Amla’s arm- Sharing a coffee with Adam Zampa- Dinner with Dwayne Leverock- Lance Klusener and Curtly Ambrose share a bunkbed Stay safe!
This week we discuss:- Our ultimate club cricket X1 using 10 English professionals and 1 overseas player, showing their value on and off the pitch - Phil discovers Fred Trueman is no longer available for selection- Billy highlights the importance of a good scorer- We also have a question from Jamie Porter which everyone can relate to Enjoy
This week we talk about:- Backyard cricket - Four year olds playing the short ball- Shadow batting nude- The importance of saying, “I didn’t get it” after hitting a 120 metre Dorothy Wash your hands you cheeky fuckers
This week we discuss:- Overseas players car being scrapped with his housemates cricket kit inside - Ben Foakes being a good looking rooster- Amazons Ashes documentary on Australia and what they would expect to see behind the scenes- Cricket teas must-haves