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Two sisters who have known each other their whole lives just shooting the shit. Just listen, it’ll be funny. New podcast posted every Sunday! Around 10am eastern standard time

Kelly Bell and Tracy Kreiter


    • Mar 12, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 38m AVG DURATION
    • 80 EPISODES


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    Unpopular Opinions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 61:53


    We invite Kelly's friend from her high school days to join us with her long ass list of unpopular opinions.  It's ladies night this week folks!  Strap in and enjoy the show.

    The Saga Wrap Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2023 41:27


    Little Q&A as the finally of the only Episodic part to this podcast.  Listen first to The Crime, then Call 911 and finally Justice is Blind. Then the Q&A will make more sense. Warning, the sound quality isn't great.  But we had to make due with what our schedule allowed.  So Tracy was multi tasking, driving while podcasting....we don't recommend. 

    Justice is Blind

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2023 85:34


    The Final Episode in the story of Tracy's crime battle.  This episode gets really raw, so fair warning. If you have kids in ear shot wait to listen, if you are sensitive to strong language yourself, don't listen. If angry emotions trigger you, this is an episode you should avoid.We kept all parts of this episode from the original taping as we feel this give you great insight on the effect of this incident.  Consider yourself warned.

    Call 911

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2023 64:37


    Second Episode to Tracy's Saga.  In this episode we focus on the experience with the police and the department of juvenile services.  It's a doozie, get yourself a drink for this one

    The Crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 63:12


    We took time off in 2022 from Podcasting.  Listen to episode one of the saga for why we were on a break.  It's almost an unbelievable story had Tracy not actually lived it.  This is not in our normal comedic tone, but it is a story that will still blow you away.  And it's only part one!

    Smells Like 7-11

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 41:03


    In this weeks episode Kelly exposes her truth.  She's a thief of more than just your hearts.  In this most uncomfortable episode for her we discuss stealing, then we take a left at the corner and then somehow come back to it.  Then we get off the roller coaster walk a weird path that ends up at 7-11.   So a normal episode by our standards.

    Death Becomes Her

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 36:36


    Yes we know we fell off the face of the podcast world for a while.  But we are back and this is just a taste of what you have been missing.  In this episode you will learn a little about the rabbit hole Tracy has gotten her self in....annnd some of the same old banter you have come to know and love.

    I before E except after C

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 27:14


    Fruit Roll Ups, Spelling errors, Child dating profiles, this is the stupid shit we talk about on this podcast.  Enjoy!

    child spelling fruit roll ups
    Just a Teenage Dirtbag Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 37:44


    We are drinking the red wine tonight after being influenced by television.  Then we get on the topic of teens, break ups, how to parent.  And we basically get no where.  And maybe everywhere.

    Commitment

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 43:26


    This episode we discuss commitment.  We do so while learning Kelly is recording this episode with a UTI.  I mean really folks!  We have been gone a minute, but we brought ourselves back and recorded an entire episode where Kelly only wanted to pee.

    Expensive Juice and Throwing Bows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 38:54


    Delayed a Week- Tracy had COVID AGAIN!!So we blame her.  But in this episode you will hear the real real on that Katy Perry peddled juice and our recent fight club story.  Enjoy.

    Oil Change, Katy Perry and Murder

    Play Episode Play 29 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 26:46


    This episode is a revealing one.  Lots of confessions that tell you a bit about us as humans.  Spoiler alert, we are ridiculous.Enjoy.

    Sexting Gone Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 36:17


    Our girl Victoria sets the theme this week and we tell our and your stories of sexting!  We been gone for a minute, but this episode is not to be missed

    When it Doesn't Go as Planned

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 26:59


    Our guests backed out on us, Kelly's AC went out on her and we left Tracy in charge of getting this episode out on time....hence the title.This week we make it happen when everything was aligned to say skip it.  But there is some funny things here.  Like why a panda to represent the vagina?  And what is artisan pole dancing?  

    When Kelly has a list

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 46:53


    Yeah we know it is another late start.  But its our show...so...This week Kelly are prepared with a list and we explore that list, make fun of that list, explore it some more and then end as we usually do.Enjoy!

    Don't Shit the Bed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 40:26


    This wee is a little of Tray hyped up on some shit.  We discuss the lose out of the Depp Herd are, use we all haven't heard enough about it.  Gas prices, subscription obsessions, and exit strategies.Enjoy

    Be a Twig Wrapper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 46:21


    SEASON 5 IS HERE!The long awaited start to the season now begins.  We discuss what we have been up to the last two weeks, something about breast feeding gets in there, and then you will figure out why we titled the episode the way we did.  All in good fun!  Enjoy

    Rippy Bits- Bucket Seats and Safety Belts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 22:20


    In this episode we find out Kelly doesn't really know what a true crazy story is.  And that she believes she is ready for the race track. Some funny stuff this week.  Enjoy!

    Rippy Bits- Who We Be

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 26:09


    In this episode we discuss the results of our DNA tests: Are we sisters?  And who knew the size of your fingers could be so revealing.  Enjoy!

    Don't Get Stuffed in a Duffel Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 29:00


    How to avoid getting stuffed into a duffel bag, Tracy's secrete desire to be adopted just to round out her back story, and other random shit! Enjoy

    get stuffed duffel bag
    Random is Our Normal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 26:04


    Liquor Stores and Birthdays.  It's random, it has its moments, this is us.  Enjoy

    Rippy Bits- Normalize Nipples

    Play Episode Play 41 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 34:00


    We talk boobs, shopping, more boobs, being sexy and we think more boobs.This one had us laughing, it's worth the listen.  But have the kids out of the room for this one.

    Rippy Bits- Mom Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 25:44


    This week we talk about the difference between friends who are moms, and mom friends.  And reveal that Kellys face has yet to get the memo that she is having a good time.

    How We Spent St. Patricks Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 41:11


    An episode of discovery really.  We went all over the place on this one.  Little about St.Patrick himself, and Kelly and I discover it is time to know more about who we are.  Enjoy a cameo of our friends Drunk Theory and go check them out after you hit the episode up!

    Don't Eat Bok Choy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 54:45


    We invite Woody and Perkins to join us in the studio this week.  These ladies have good tips on traveling.  But also just how to live your life fancy. Just listen!

    Round Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 35:26


    When good Champagne requires two rounds to get a podcast right.  I don't know if we even remember what we were talking about here.  But we had a great time recording it.  So just listen!

    Shanks for Coming!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 42:13


    In this episode we welcome the founders of Shanks Golf Apparel.  These ladies are badass, and out of COVID flipped the female golf apparel game on it's head.  We love disrupters and especially the kind that you want to have a beer with.  Learn more about this kick ass chicks!  www.shanksgolfapparel.com

    Cottage with Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 39:06


    In this episode we bring on the husbands to explore a couples game. It was Kelly's idea.  And you get to learn which couple knows their partner better. And who is winning at the intimacy game. We laughed really hard, so if you don't like this episode, it was worth it.

    Fairy Tale Beginnings

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2022 65:29


    The meeting of our mates.  It's a long one this week folks, but what would a Valentine's Day special be if it wasn't filled with an hour long talk of the love and romance that ended in marriage with children.  Truth is it's sort of like.....wait, what???, really??Grab a cocktail, sit back and enjoy!

    Bad Service, Pixie Stix and PTSD

    Play Episode Play 28 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 35:08


    This week we are gearing up for Valentine's Day. Tracy releases her PTSD over past nights out on Valentine's Day and the failures they were.  She also drops a line about Pixie Stix that should have us concerned.  It's a little weird, but hang in there.

    The Secrets We Have

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 33:39


    This week we catch up a bit and we discuss secrets.  Mostly the phenomenon that was/is Post secret.  In normal podcast fashion Kelly decides to reveal one of her secrets! 

    Why You Ask?

    Play Episode Play 38 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 33:55


    This week we share a few updates about what has been going on and then explore a few questions women are often being asked.  You know us just some more randomness mixed in with some good old fashion laughs.  Just check it out,

    That's Absurd

    Play Episode Play 39 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 41:48


    Annnnnd We Are Back!!Welcome to season 4 folks.  In this episode we share some of your absurd stories, Kelly proves how prepared she is for this episode and then I am telling on my in-laws.  Enjoy!

    Rippy Bit- This Episode Stinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 39:06


    We close out 2021 with a little year end review and then we take an unexpected turn and reveal the business plan of bottling farts.  Its not the most classy episode, but it is a very "us" episode.  Enjoy!

    Its beginning to look like Xmas

    Play Episode Play 54 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 34:46


    It took us too rounds to get this week up for you.  This is why you never drink and podcast. We will certainly set the tone for your holiday cheer.  Even if you don't celebrate christmas, maybe there are traditions in your holiday that this will invoke.  Or maybe you will just need a drink after listening

    Rippy Bits- Boobs for Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 28:24


    So Kelly brings us a story this week that proves there is all kinds of crazy in the world. And we are here for it!Enjoy!

    Thanksgiving Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 27:08


    A lot of this episode is surrounded by food. A lotBut we talk about what are plans were this weekend and a few other things in honor of the Thanksgiving Holiday.

    Peenelope the Great

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 31:21


    We talk a little Netflix and then we go all scientific on your ass. See why Kelly may just be that real kinda crazy.

    This Episode Bites

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 33:52


    It's another one of those little of this and a little of that conversation. The title willMake more sense once you listen!

    Rippy Bits- Halloween Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 28:31


    Tracy tries to stay out of this episode where Bob and Kelly talk murder.  Nothing like a casual chat about folks who kill people.  Be safe out there, and do not get taken to the second location!  

    Hardest Episode to Edit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 48:13


    So we go to this brewery to meet up with friends and attempt to interview some of them.  Meet the twins and the infamous Billy Poe.  We are in front of a live audience of hilarious folks which made for a very hard episode to edit.This is the ultimate hang with us.  And as season 3 comes to and end what better way to close out a season!Enjoy, this episode made Kelly pee.

    You Asked For It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 52:33


    We are a bit delayed this week in the release.  Sorry but this is the side gig.This week we asked Facebook what they wanted to hear and that's what we covered.  And then there were some weird side streets we travelled down.  It gets crazy!  Just listen

    This Maybe Ill Advised

    Play Episode Play 39 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 45:15


    We get a little nostalgic and it turns into x rated topics about ally ways.  A typically podcast for us I guess. Just listen, it'll be funny.

    We Need Friends

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 42:19


    This week we talk about trying to make friends as you get older.  Then some other topics up to and including horror movies.  It'll make more sense if you just listen.


    This week we tell a couple of neighbor stories.  You can relate, I mean honestly we all have those neighbors right??  Love 'em or hat 'em neighbors make life worth living....event if all you get out of it is a somewhat sad or creepy story.  Moral for this week is don't do drugs and if a dead animal gets left on your front porch it's time to evaluate who you associate with.


    With Kelly out this week, Tracy and her husband carry the weight of the podcast. There are some stories we walk down a dark path and end on a motivational moment, why?? It just happened we don't fucking know. Just listen.

    The Usual Shit

    Play Episode Play 28 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 39:36


    Kelly basically takes us on a bad day in the life of her right now.  None of it is really that bad, but she needed to vent and she is the eldest and will likely die first....so I let her have the floor.  Sorry, not sorry, it is our podcast after all.  Just listen!

    This Did Not Go as Planned

    Play Episode Play 32 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 38:19


    When you start a podcast with a planned conversation and somewhere you take a left turn down a drunken path and just say fuck it! This was so much fun! Just listen

    The Great Monthly Debate

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 39:42


    This episode is for the ladies and the toughest guys in the room!  We bring on two listeners to discuss the great monthly debate.  To wear period under wear or not.  What is it, how does it work?  We ask all the questions and get right down to the answers with Victoria and Carmen.  This was some of the funniest conversation we have had!  Just listen!

    Fast Times at Laurel High

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 39:58


    Season 3 begins!With having kids now in high school we decided to reminisce about what life was like when we were in school. Turns out Kelly is quite the mooch.

    Rippy Bits- This Shit Aint Over Yet?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 35:26


    I mean we are all still talking about it, and with the new Delta variant it's all we can think about.  So we take this one and done moment to discuss COVID, Vaxing vs. Unvaxed, and somewhere along the conversation Kelly takes on on a ride about tattooed make up.

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