F**k It I’m 40

We invite Kelly's friend from her high school days to join us with her long ass list of unpopular opinions.  It's ladies night this week folks!  Strap in and enjoy the show.

Little Q&A as the finally of the only Episodic part to this podcast.  Listen first to The Crime, then Call 911 and finally Justice is Blind. Then the Q&A will make more sense. Warning, the sound quality isn't great.  But we had to make due with what our schedule allowed.  So Tracy was multi tasking, driving while podcasting....we don't recommend. 

The Final Episode in the story of Tracy's crime battle.  This episode gets really raw, so fair warning. If you have kids in ear shot wait to listen, if you are sensitive to strong language yourself, don't listen. If angry emotions trigger you, this is an episode you should avoid.We kept all parts of this episode from the original taping as we feel this give you great insight on the effect of this incident.  Consider yourself warned.

Second Episode to Tracy's Saga.  In this episode we focus on the experience with the police and the department of juvenile services.  It's a doozie, get yourself a drink for this one

We took time off in 2022 from Podcasting.  Listen to episode one of the saga for why we were on a break.  It's almost an unbelievable story had Tracy not actually lived it.  This is not in our normal comedic tone, but it is a story that will still blow you away.  And it's only part one!

In this weeks episode Kelly exposes her truth.  She's a thief of more than just your hearts.  In this most uncomfortable episode for her we discuss stealing, then we take a left at the corner and then somehow come back to it.  Then we get off the roller coaster walk a weird path that ends up at 7-11.   So a normal episode by our standards.

Yes we know we fell off the face of the podcast world for a while.  But we are back and this is just a taste of what you have been missing.  In this episode you will learn a little about the rabbit hole Tracy has gotten her self in....annnd some of the same old banter you have come to know and love.

Fruit Roll Ups, Spelling errors, Child dating profiles, this is the stupid shit we talk about on this podcast.  Enjoy!

We are drinking the red wine tonight after being influenced by television.  Then we get on the topic of teens, break ups, how to parent.  And we basically get no where.  And maybe everywhere.

This episode we discuss commitment.  We do so while learning Kelly is recording this episode with a UTI.  I mean really folks!  We have been gone a minute, but we brought ourselves back and recorded an entire episode where Kelly only wanted to pee.

Delayed a Week- Tracy had COVID AGAIN!!So we blame her.  But in this episode you will hear the real real on that Katy Perry peddled juice and our recent fight club story.  Enjoy.

This episode is a revealing one.  Lots of confessions that tell you a bit about us as humans.  Spoiler alert, we are ridiculous.Enjoy.

Our girl Victoria sets the theme this week and we tell our and your stories of sexting!  We been gone for a minute, but this episode is not to be missed

Our guests backed out on us, Kelly's AC went out on her and we left Tracy in charge of getting this episode out on time....hence the title.This week we make it happen when everything was aligned to say skip it.  But there is some funny things here.  Like why a panda to represent the vagina?  And what is artisan pole dancing?  

Yeah we know it is another late start.  But its our show...so...This week Kelly are prepared with a list and we explore that list, make fun of that list, explore it some more and then end as we usually do.Enjoy!

This wee is a little of Tray hyped up on some shit.  We discuss the lose out of the Depp Herd are, use we all haven't heard enough about it.  Gas prices, subscription obsessions, and exit strategies.Enjoy

SEASON 5 IS HERE!The long awaited start to the season now begins.  We discuss what we have been up to the last two weeks, something about breast feeding gets in there, and then you will figure out why we titled the episode the way we did.  All in good fun!  Enjoy

In this episode we find out Kelly doesn't really know what a true crazy story is.  And that she believes she is ready for the race track. Some funny stuff this week.  Enjoy!

In this episode we discuss the results of our DNA tests: Are we sisters?  And who knew the size of your fingers could be so revealing.  Enjoy!

How to avoid getting stuffed into a duffel bag, Tracy's secrete desire to be adopted just to round out her back story, and other random shit! Enjoy

Liquor Stores and Birthdays.  It's random, it has its moments, this is us.  Enjoy

We talk boobs, shopping, more boobs, being sexy and we think more boobs.This one had us laughing, it's worth the listen.  But have the kids out of the room for this one.

This week we talk about the difference between friends who are moms, and mom friends.  And reveal that Kellys face has yet to get the memo that she is having a good time.

An episode of discovery really.  We went all over the place on this one.  Little about St.Patrick himself, and Kelly and I discover it is time to know more about who we are.  Enjoy a cameo of our friends Drunk Theory and go check them out after you hit the episode up!

We invite Woody and Perkins to join us in the studio this week.  These ladies have good tips on traveling.  But also just how to live your life fancy. Just listen!

When good Champagne requires two rounds to get a podcast right.  I don't know if we even remember what we were talking about here.  But we had a great time recording it.  So just listen!

In this episode we welcome the founders of Shanks Golf Apparel.  These ladies are badass, and out of COVID flipped the female golf apparel game on it's head.  We love disrupters and especially the kind that you want to have a beer with.  Learn more about this kick ass chicks!  www.shanksgolfapparel.com

In this episode we bring on the husbands to explore a couples game. It was Kelly's idea.  And you get to learn which couple knows their partner better. And who is winning at the intimacy game. We laughed really hard, so if you don't like this episode, it was worth it.

The meeting of our mates.  It's a long one this week folks, but what would a Valentine's Day special be if it wasn't filled with an hour long talk of the love and romance that ended in marriage with children.  Truth is it's sort of like.....wait, what???, really??Grab a cocktail, sit back and enjoy!

This week we are gearing up for Valentine's Day. Tracy releases her PTSD over past nights out on Valentine's Day and the failures they were.  She also drops a line about Pixie Stix that should have us concerned.  It's a little weird, but hang in there.

This week we catch up a bit and we discuss secrets.  Mostly the phenomenon that was/is Post secret.  In normal podcast fashion Kelly decides to reveal one of her secrets! 

This week we share a few updates about what has been going on and then explore a few questions women are often being asked.  You know us just some more randomness mixed in with some good old fashion laughs.  Just check it out,

Annnnnd We Are Back!!Welcome to season 4 folks.  In this episode we share some of your absurd stories, Kelly proves how prepared she is for this episode and then I am telling on my in-laws.  Enjoy!

We close out 2021 with a little year end review and then we take an unexpected turn and reveal the business plan of bottling farts.  Its not the most classy episode, but it is a very "us" episode.  Enjoy!

It took us too rounds to get this week up for you.  This is why you never drink and podcast. We will certainly set the tone for your holiday cheer.  Even if you don't celebrate christmas, maybe there are traditions in your holiday that this will invoke.  Or maybe you will just need a drink after listening

So Kelly brings us a story this week that proves there is all kinds of crazy in the world. And we are here for it!Enjoy!

A lot of this episode is surrounded by food. A lotBut we talk about what are plans were this weekend and a few other things in honor of the Thanksgiving Holiday.

We talk a little Netflix and then we go all scientific on your ass. See why Kelly may just be that real kinda crazy.

It's another one of those little of this and a little of that conversation. The title willMake more sense once you listen!

Tracy tries to stay out of this episode where Bob and Kelly talk murder.  Nothing like a casual chat about folks who kill people.  Be safe out there, and do not get taken to the second location!  

So we go to this brewery to meet up with friends and attempt to interview some of them.  Meet the twins and the infamous Billy Poe.  We are in front of a live audience of hilarious folks which made for a very hard episode to edit.This is the ultimate hang with us.  And as season 3 comes to and end what better way to close out a season!Enjoy, this episode made Kelly pee.

We are a bit delayed this week in the release.  Sorry but this is the side gig.This week we asked Facebook what they wanted to hear and that's what we covered.  And then there were some weird side streets we travelled down.  It gets crazy!  Just listen

We get a little nostalgic and it turns into x rated topics about ally ways.  A typically podcast for us I guess. Just listen, it'll be funny.

This week we talk about trying to make friends as you get older.  Then some other topics up to and including horror movies.  It'll make more sense if you just listen.

This week we tell a couple of neighbor stories.  You can relate, I mean honestly we all have those neighbors right??  Love 'em or hat 'em neighbors make life worth living....event if all you get out of it is a somewhat sad or creepy story.  Moral for this week is don't do drugs and if a dead animal gets left on your front porch it's time to evaluate who you associate with.

With Kelly out this week, Tracy and her husband carry the weight of the podcast. There are some stories we walk down a dark path and end on a motivational moment, why?? It just happened we don't fucking know. Just listen.

Kelly basically takes us on a bad day in the life of her right now.  None of it is really that bad, but she needed to vent and she is the eldest and will likely die first....so I let her have the floor.  Sorry, not sorry, it is our podcast after all.  Just listen!

When you start a podcast with a planned conversation and somewhere you take a left turn down a drunken path and just say fuck it! This was so much fun! Just listen

This episode is for the ladies and the toughest guys in the room!  We bring on two listeners to discuss the great monthly debate.  To wear period under wear or not.  What is it, how does it work?  We ask all the questions and get right down to the answers with Victoria and Carmen.  This was some of the funniest conversation we have had!  Just listen!

Season 3 begins!With having kids now in high school we decided to reminisce about what life was like when we were in school. Turns out Kelly is quite the mooch.

I mean we are all still talking about it, and with the new Delta variant it's all we can think about.  So we take this one and done moment to discuss COVID, Vaxing vs. Unvaxed, and somewhere along the conversation Kelly takes on on a ride about tattooed make up.