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Y'all's stupid ass president might have been exposed. We would love to see it. Powered and distributed by Simplecast.

Today we talk about wild and wonderful women! Lets talk about not being a mean girl and becoming a changed girl. Powered and distributed by Simplecast.

This show was supposed to be about black hair and why you shouldn't ask to touch it but here we are discussing why colonizers need to relax and think about what they're doing. Powered and distributed by Simplecast.

Konnichiwa bitche. Steve Lemmerman with the Japan update, honeymooning and being great at the claw machine. Hopes, dreams, joy for 2020 and so much more. Tune in! Powered and distributed by Simplecast

Allison takes a look back on this transitional season and gives thanks to what is to come. An inspirational show from the soul. Powered and distributed by Simplecast

Catching up with Steve Lemmerman and what a wonderful delight he is. Break Music: Lose Control (West Norwood Cassette Library Remix) by 2ndSun Powered and distributed by Simplecast

Raffi, Allison’s personal trainer and spooky liaison, makes the case for Halloween, Harry Styles dick and burpees. Powered and distributed by Simplecast

Marc trolls me on twitter and now this is the show. We work through our issues and why sports are great. Powered and distributed by Simplecast

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End of summer wrap up. Let’s get ready to GTFO this fall!

It’s the anniversary of Nat Turner’s Rebellion. Marc and Thalía discuss the reality of how far we haven’t come as a nation.

Today, Peter Pisces and I discuss why he’s so emotional, juice cleanses and toilet etiquette.

“This has been both life affirming and life ruining.” Everyday is a party on GTFO.

TODAY IS THE 69th EPISODE OF GTFO. YOUR FAVORITE TIME IS 69.

Long time listener, first time guest Chris - a Scorpio and real life Florida Man, discuss Mercury Retrograde, parenting and being day drunk.

Seth, an Aquarius, and Julia, a Capricorn, talk ghosts, misplaced work pee and day drinking.

Steve Lemmerman, resident Cancer, has a birthday and is going to meet Mr.305. Breastmilk for all!

Juice Jones, a Pisces, talks about being selfish, sex at work and the worst way to commit arson.

The stars are acting up today for guest cohost Bethany, a Gemini and new puppy owner. We discuss turning 30, dog depression and reparations.

Chatting it up with Scorpio and Prime Time Pro Wrestling founder Lolo McGrath about leaving DC

GTFO 2.0 begins with guest co-host DJ Lemz. Allison and Lemz get ready for pride, what‘s good with therapy and getting squared by Uranus.

This week we explain upcoming changes to GTFO, and reflect on the evolution with Uranus clashing with the moon.

Game of Thrones, daft 24 year olds, and Florida Man. GTFO Radio is recorded live at Full Service Radio located in the Line Hotel in Washington, DC. Hosts: Allison Lane, Paige Plissner Producer: Jack Inslee Questions or comments, email us at GTFOradiodc@gmail.com Or find us on Twitter: @GTFO_radio Call us (202)-450-1636

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISON!!!!

Dinner guests and online masturbation.

This week Allison and Paige welcome Lent with updates on our favorite 2000s child celebrities.

Relationship advice for the “crazies” and learning to accept joy into your life. Praise Jesus!

Nothing matters, we're all gonna die!

In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, Allison and Paige confess the shittier parts of their past relationships, and how it’s made them grow. Learn their love lessons.

Allison and Paige catch up on this week’s super lame important events, plus love advice for lonely cat 20-somethings, affirmations, and truly accurate horoscopes.

Who Knows!?

Advice from Paige and Allison and more from FLORIDA MAN!

Brought to you by NyQuil.

Allison and Paige say goodbye to 2018 with horoscopes, affirmations, and tips for setting goals in 2019. They laugh, they cry, they get mad, and heal.

Food highlights and food no-nos from this year

Paige and Allison wrap up their personal faves of the big and small screen from this abysmal year. Turn up!

Allison and Paige ease into the episode with horoscopes (Mecury in Retrograde ends at 4:22PM) and heavy affirmation on self truths, then discuss music from 2018 that you probably forgot about. Plus, our friend Jason delivers commentary via handwritten notes.

Paige and Allison close out a thankful November, check in with our friends in Florida and shout out to missionaries for all their hard work.

It’s time to be thankful y’all! Paige and Allison get real grateful. Like really grateful. Happy Thanksgiving!!

The importance of vulnerability, taking risks, and all the positive takeaways from the midterm election. Plus, how to game the MAGAs.

Big emotions later tonight, but in the meantime we prepare ourselves (and you) for some much deserved GOOD FEELINGS.

This week we discuss our producer moving to LA, and Naomi Campbell drops by to voice her opinion about how beautiful we are.

Horoscopes and affirmations for your weekend. We focus on internet beef started by white famous women, and learn how to make “fake it till you make it” work for ourselves.

Taco Time Sadness.

Trigger warning: this week we get into Brett, Cosby, and white people in hip hop spaces.

The Emmy’s happened,We should all get a restraining order on Burger King Brett Kavanaugh, Can we sue Mariah Carey? Affirmation: Booty Boundaries

This week is piloted by tequila: How to slow down aging, the conspiracy against crypto currency, and how we really feel about the elegant Serena Williams (spoiler: obviously we love her).